Chapter 368: Birthday Banquet Becomes Funeral Banquet, Cool!

In the Juxian Building, after Yang Yuanshan and Wei Dayong sat down, they listened to the singing outside while eating melon seeds and peanuts on the table as if no one was around.

Wei Dayong, like a starving ghost reincarnated, brought the plate of peanuts over and poured it into his pocket, so that the people at the table couldn't help but look sideways.

Yang Yuanshan also felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly stopped him and said:

"Monk, you kid is steady, the good dishes haven't been served yet, don't worry!"

As soon as Wei Dayong heard this, he hurriedly put down the plate, grabbed a large handful of peanuts and put them in his pocket, hehe:

"Medium!"

That honest appearance made Yang Yuanshan just want to cover his face.

I shouldn't be sitting with this guy!

At this time, there were more and more guests coming in from outside, including a little devil officer in a military uniform, a wealthy businessman in a silk shirt and a second devil in a detective uniform.

The tables gradually filled up.

However, the little devil officers all sat in the front seats, and in their corners, they were basically sitting rich businessmen in silk shirts.

It seems to be distinct, and the status is very obvious.

Yang Yuanshan couldn't help but count the heads of the little devil officer.

I feel like I'm going to be stunned by the reward of the system dad again today, the last time it was so cool, it was when I beat the little devil officer observation group!

After counting them at random, Yang Yuanshan knew that there were twenty or thirty officers who came to attend Ichiro Hirata's birthday banquet today, but most of their military ranks were low-level officers such as second lieutenant and lieutenant, and there were only six or seven senior lieutenants and junior lieutenants.

He was not disgusted by the result.

A second lieutenant is equal to a Type 92 heavy machine gun, and a lieutenant is a Type 92 infantry gun, so what more do you need a bicycle?

……

When the guests for the birthday celebration were almost there, Xiao Er of Juxian Lou removed the dried fruits such as melon seeds and peanuts and began to serve them, and sent them to the tables like delicacies from the mountains and seas.

Roast chicken, stewed hoof, roast duck, braised beef...... And so on, and so on.

There's even a rare braised big carp!

There is a shortage of water in Jindi, and fish is a rarity!

Yang Yuanshan has been crossing over for more than a year since he crossed over to the present, but he has never eaten fish at all.

God knows where these big carp came from.

Each dish exudes an enticing aroma that makes people's appetite move and saliva begins to secrete wildly.

But at this moment, no one in the hall moved their chopsticks, and everyone was waiting for the main owner of today's birthday banquet to come.

Of course, except for Li Yunlong, Huzi, Yang Yuanshan and Wei Dayong.

As soon as the food came up, they began to start eating, gobbling it up one by one, and munching on it.

Especially Monk Wei, that guy, as soon as he saw the roast chicken coming up, he reached out and took the plate, picked up the whole chicken directly, opened his mouth and gnawed it.

However, he still has a little conscience, and he actually knows how to tear off a chicken leg and hand it to Yang Yuanshan.

Yang Yuanshan couldn't help but be speechless when he saw this guy's eating appearance.

But he still took the chicken leg with his left hand and took a bite, and with his right hand, he used chopsticks to deal with the braised big carp.

He hadn't eaten fish for more than a year, but now that he eats it, he only feels a sense of happiness welling up in his heart, as if he has returned to his childhood.

At that time, every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, my mother would also make such a braised big carp!

Their appearance naturally made the guests at the same table despised, and some even began to whisper:

"Where did this come from?

Haven't you eaten in three lifetimes? It's also too ugly! ”

"That's it, are they really here to congratulate Taijun on his birthday? What a shame! ”

"This is the reincarnation of a starving ghost, this kind of person should be driven out by the locust army!"

……

Hearing these people's discussions, Wei Dayong suddenly became angry, his eyes widened, and he was about to make this gang of traitors shut up.

Yang Yuanshan hurriedly grabbed him and said in his ear:

"Monk, don't be impatient, eat enough first."

Hearing the word "eat", Wei Dayong suddenly came to his senses, nodded hurriedly, picked up the roast chicken and continued to nibble.

He didn't even spit out the bones, chewed a few times, and forcibly swallowed them, almost choking to death, or Yang Yuanshan saw that the situation was not good, took the teapot on the table, and poured it directly into his mouth, which made Monk Wei die before he could leave the school.

Seeing their outrageous appearance, these wealthy businessmen in silk shirts at the same table couldn't wait to leave the table immediately.

What a shame!

However, at this time, a little devil officer came out from behind with two guards.

This officer wears an epaulette on his shoulder indicating the rank of Nakasa, and it looks like the protagonist of the day, Ichiro Hirata, the captain of the gendarmerie.

Seeing this person come out, Yang Yuanshan immediately divided the chicken leg in his hand by two, then stopped the chopsticks in his hand, reached out and touched the box cannon on his waist, and opened the insurance.

Sure enough, after Ichiro Hirata came out, the singing outside stopped, and then the guy stood on a small high platform and began to talk about missing his mother.

At this time, Wei Dayong happened to finish gnawing the roast chicken, and when he saw that the babbling was endless, he immediately asked:

"What are you talking about this shit?"

At this moment, the whole audience was listening to Ichiro Hirata's chatter, very quiet, and Wei Dayong's rough and rude words immediately attracted the attention of the audience.

When everyone saw that this guy's face was full of oil, they saw that they had just eaten very happily, and they immediately made an uproar.

Although the dish was served just now, Taijun Hirata didn't announce that he would move his chopsticks, who would dare to eat?

Did this strange guy eat the bear's heart leopard gall?

In the eastern corner, Chu Yunfei also saw this scene, and couldn't help but feel a little disdainful.

Xindao: These mud legs are too unsophisticated!

Next to him, Sun Ming couldn't help but ask in a low voice:

"Master, it looks like we're going to show my stuffing, what should we do?"

Chu Yunfei didn't speak, just opened his mouth.

Sun Ming has followed him for so many years, and suddenly understood what he said - "hold your troops still"!

……

Ichiro Hirata's speech was interrupted, and his mood of missing his mother was destroyed, and he suddenly became a little angry, pointing at Wei Dayong and asking:

"What kind of drip do you do?"

Now that he has been exposed, Yang Yuanshan stopped pretending, stood up and replied with a smile:

"We're here to give you the final drop to work!

Son of a bitch, go die! ”

Before he could finish speaking, he took his hands out from under the table and shot at Ichiro Hirata.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

Several gunshots rang out, and Ichiro Hirata was shot several times in the chest, and his eyes were full of incredulity.

went back to his hometown directly, and saw his father and his grandmother.

At a distance of more than ten meters, if Yang Yuanshan misses this hit, then he should be angry.

Yang Yuanshan shot this time, and the audience was in chaos.

Everyone knows that there are bad guys who are making trouble!

The little devil officers stood up one after another, pulled out the Wang Ba box on their waists, and prepared to fight back.

However, at this time, Yang Yuanshan kept holding two guns in his hands, frantically spitting bullets at them.

In the case of a box gun, 20 rounds can be fired in a few breaths.

What's more, he's still a double gun!

And what was even more terrifying was that as soon as he stood up, Wei Dayong beside him, as well as Li Yunlong and Huzi not far away, also stood up, each holding two guns, and began to fire at the little devil officers in the audience.

All of a sudden, the sound of gunfire rang out.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

……

The little devil officers and dog traitors in the lobby suddenly wailed, and fell to the ground one after another and died.

Li Yunlong was still not satisfied, and while shooting, he reported his name and said:

"Li Yunlong, the commander of the Independent Regiment of the 386th Brigade of the Eighth Route Army, send these dogs to see Lord Yama!"

Then he saw that Chu Yunfei didn't come out, and immediately shouted at Chu Yunfei:

"Brother Yunfei, since you're here, don't you show your name?

Could it be that you are afraid? ”

Where can Chu Yunfei eat this agitation method?

I had to stand up with Sun Ming, and also shot at the enemy in the lobby with two guns in hand.

The mouth shouted:

"Chu Yunfei, the commander of the 358th Regiment of the Jin Sui Army, is here!"

Coincidentally, they also used 20 box cannons!

At this moment, 6 people and 12 box guns were spitting bullets wildly, and the little devil's guards and officers were all killed before they could react.

Dealt with these little devils, and they didn't let go of the two devils and wealthy businessmen who came to celebrate Ichiro Hirata's birthday, and after the gunshots, these people also fell one after another.

Only a few clever people got under the table once in a while, and they were considered to have escaped.

However, at this time, the little devil soldiers guarding outside the Juxian Tower also heard the gunshots and immediately rushed in with a whistle.

The 38 big cover began to "snap" and "snap" the gun, and the bullets rained down on them.

Seeing that the enemy was strong, Li Yunlong immediately ordered:

"Retreat! Over here! ”

When everyone heard this, they immediately fired several shots, knocking down the vanguard of the little devils, and then rushed to the small door next to Li Yunlong's desk.

Chu Yunfei and Sun Ming's positions were far away, and they had to give them the queen at this time, and they were suddenly very unhappy.

secretly scolded himself for being careless, and he didn't grab the position of Li Yunlong's area first in the first place.

……

Several people are masters, and the box cannon in their hands is very powerful, and the hasty fight just now actually took less than three minutes.

So now I ran desperately and was not bitten by the little devils.

When they fled to the backyard of Juxian Tower, they found that the sky had darkened at this moment, and everyone was immediately relieved, this is God helping!

Immediately, a few shots were fired to kill several little devils in the backyard, and then fled over the wall.

Out of Juxian Tower, everyone went into an alley and breathed a sigh of relief.

Chu Yunfei couldn't help but complain about Li Yunlong and said:

"Brother Yunlong, the appearance of your brothers is inevitably too ugly.

It's better for Brother Yunlong to simply lead his troops to join my Jin Sui Army, I don't dare to say anything else, at least this chicken, duck and fish meat will definitely make Brother Yunlong and these brothers eat it every day! ”

Hearing this, Li Yunlong smiled and said:

"Brother Yunfei, we all belong to the second war zone battle sequence, what do we distinguish from each other?

If there are extra chickens, ducks, and fish in the Yunfei brothers' group, you might as well send some to my brothers.

My brothers are bitter, they haven't eaten meat for three or five years! ”

For Li Yunlong, a shameless guy, Chu Yunfei also had nothing to say, so he immediately snorted and said:

"Haha, Brother Yunlong laughed.

The mountains are high and the water is long, and there will be a period later! ”

"There will be a date later!"

Li Yunlong also gave up.

Yang Yuanshan opened his mouth and said:

"Head Chu, I have arrangements at the West Gate, why don't you go out of the city with us?

When the little devil encounters such an accident, the whole city will definitely be under martial law later, and it will be inconvenient to go out of the city at that time. ”

In fact, if Li Yunlong said this invitation, he Chu Yunfei would definitely agree.

But now it was Yang Yuanshan, a nasty guy, who invited him, and Chu Yunfei immediately refused:

"No need.

This Jin land is the hometown of our Jin people.

I, Chu Yunfei, am in Heyuan County, I can come if I want to, and I can leave if I want to.

The little devil wants to keep me, that's a dream! ”

After saying this, he waved his hand and turned around, and took Sun Ming into an alley next to him.

"Heroes don't drink the water of the stolen spring, and the incorruptible don't get the food that comes from it", he Chu Yunfei will never be favored by Yang Yuanshan, so that when they meet on the battlefield in the future, he can compete with this guy without relentlessness, so that he can know that he Chu Yunfei's advantage is not so easy to take advantage of!

Seeing that this guy was still a little arrogant, Yang Yuanshan couldn't help but sneer:

"It's really pretending!

This group of Jin Sui troops really wants to treat Jindi as their hometown, and now they should take advantage of the emptiness of the little devil's army to recover the lost land!

Yan Lao picks up these hundreds of thousands of troops, if he is really willing to take the initiative to attack and recover the lost territory, he can take Jinyang at least! ”

Listening to him complain, Li Yunlong couldn't help but slap him on the head and scolded:

"This Chu Yunfei is a man.

You kid don't mumble behind your back! ”

At this time, Huzi couldn't help but say aggrievedly:

"Battalion Commander Yang, you guys started too fast just now, and I haven't eaten enough!

So many good dishes, all wasted! ”

Hearing this, Wei Dayong smiled:

"That's because you kid can't stand it, you see I'm full!

I ate the whole chicken, and the chicken butt was not wasted!

Come on, come on, I'll give you a few peanuts, take them and eat them, don't thank me. ”

As he spoke, he took out a few oily peanuts from his pocket, and at first glance, he didn't know what kind of meat and vegetable oil had been soaked.

Hearing his words, Huzi wanted to cry even more.

It's not fair!!!

Who wants to eat this Rausch peanuts, he wants to eat roast chicken, roast duck, braised beef, braised carp, braised sea cucumber with green onions......

Yang Yuanshan hurriedly stopped Wei Dayong:

"Monk, if you don't say a few words, no one will treat you as a mute!

Why don't you take out the hoof in your pocket? ”

When Wei Dayong heard this, he immediately covered his pocket and asked Yang Yuanshan:

"Battalion commander, how do you know that I hid my hooves?"

"Hmph, that hoof is so big, you kid even tore it open, and half of it was in one pocket, do you think I didn't see it?"

Yang Yuanshan gave him a blank look.

"Hey, hey!

I'm going to take it back to Wang Ye to eat.

That kid has been trying to fight with me lately, and I'm going to bring him something delicious, so he turns around and beats him to tears, and he's embarrassed to hold a grudge against me. ”

Wei Dayong smiled innocently.

Even so, he put the peanut in his hand back into his pocket, and then took out half an oily hoof from his left pocket and handed it to Huzi.

He wasn't afraid that this thing would oil all his clothes.

When Huzi saw it, he was immediately pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly said:

"Thank you, Company Commander Wei!"

Then he snatched the hoof, and stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it until his mouth was full of oil.

After appeasing Huzi, Yang Yuanshan immediately said to Li Yunlong:

"Commander, let's go quickly, the little devil will definitely catch up immediately!"

"Okay, let's go!"

(End of chapter)