Victor's hands turned into snakes and his legs into tentacles, but other than that, everything was fine.

The world turned orange, and the stars turned red eyes looking down on him. The pyramid now looks like Freud's representation of the repressed sexual energy, with the souls of slaughtered cows dancing around it.

“Viiiiiiiiiccccc !” Chocolate said, walking in slow motion. “Aaaaa

eeee yyyooooouuuu aaaaalllll

iiiiiggggghhhhhttttt ?”

"Yes," Victor said. "I feel great." He felt warmth inside, as if the energy of the universe was heating him.

"You don't look ...... at all"

“MEEENYYYYEEEOOONNNSSS !”

Victor looked up and saw Winkel flying under the crimson sky. The dragon grew a crown in the shape of a foal, and its eyes were filled with the look of a drunken psychopath.

"LLLUUUUVVV TAKE A LOOK!"

The dragon tore the sky in half, and gold and minions rained down on the city. He could see them all falling. Allison, Charlene, Mill, Malfi, Jules, Rollo, all of them fell like rain with a baby's big smile on their faces.

Well, maybe something is wrong with the universe.

That's the sane side of Victor. But somehow, he couldn't make himself care. He felt happier than ever.

So, the minister jumped happily in the street with chocolates, while the other minions stood among the bull ghosts and the big lizards that ate them. Alliso

As soon as it lands, it becomes a tree, Cha

le

e turns into a swarm of bats and Malfy into a giant centipede with a thousand contracts in each pincer to show them to the lizards. The house was transformed into sweets and sweet cakes; Everything smells like oranges.

Van Kerr spat honey on everyone.

"This world is amazing!" Victor said as he climbed a tree to get a clearer view of the beautiful scenery. He found it strangely difficult.

“VVIIIICCC !” As he continued to climb up, Chocolate called him from below. "Stttttttoooopppp !shhh

The huge cosmic eye looked down on him with curious interest, and the reason Victor couldn't explain. The Tree of Life placed a branch in his face, but as he continued to climb, it began to help him get up. Chocolate howls underneath and turns into a wolf before starting to chew on the roots.

The Chancellor finally climbed to the top of the tree and looked at the magical world with fresh eyes. A message boiled in his heart; A message of peace and harmony that he can't wait to share.

“MRRR。 Viiiicctoooo

!” Miel flew over the tree where he had taken refuge and shouted. “Yooouuu

kkaaaaa

It's about the!"

Beautiful energy exploded within him, and Victor could no longer lie. "I lied! I'm telling all lies! As he spoke, he flew towards her and danced with her on the ground, away from the trees and others below. "I have benefits!"

He blessed her with the light of truth, unloading every lie he had ever said. They all turned into flies, making him lighter and warmer.

So, Mir changed. She changed before Victor's eyes, her eyes turned red, and her two hands became four, eight, twenty, thousand! They beat him, beat him, and grabbed all the important places on him.

He should be in pain, but he can feel that he is approaching enlightenment.

A hand shook him back, then he was bounced back by a building, then a bat, then a soft marshmallow-like thing, and pushed him back.

Congratulations! Dare to venture naked on the streets of the metropolis and you've earned a [exhibitionist] personal allowance!

[Exhibitionism]: Gain a dodge bonus during naked combat.

What's wrong?

He looked at himself and realized that he was no longer armoured. But he couldn't see the pieces of his flesh, because his skin now shone with the power of love. He became a walking neon star that illuminated the universe with the light of love.

Warning: Because you openly admit to your insurance fraud, you have lost all the benefits of your insurance plan!

Just then, a group of winged monsters rushed at him from all directions, waving panties and pants at him.

"STTTTOOOPPP HIIMMM!" A THUNDEROUS VOICE SHOUTED HYSTERICALLY. Look at your parents!" FRRRAAAUUUDDDDSSSSTTTTEEERRR !”

“MIIINNIIIOONNN !” Winkel shouted from above, honey in his mouth. "Kill their bastards!" You can't do it at all!"

Victor could, because he now has the true power of love in his hands. He raised his hands and shot a rainbow from his serpentine fingers towards the hateful group. He does not stop illuminating everyone with his light, defeating all who dare to approach him.

God.

That's what it's like to be a god!

"Did you see that, Vic?" The voice of chocolate echoed in his head, only it wasn't in slow motion anymore. "In my opinion, it's always like this!"

"That's great!" Victor shouted, blowing everyone up with a rainbow.

Finally, when he had overcome all his hatred, he summoned a cup of chocolate into his hand and sprinkled it on the winged creature. They quickly rise from the dead and become chocolate figurines, delicious and full of sugar.

Bats and those who love him surround him and share the radiation of his love. They took his chocolate cup, and he shared his warmth like a lamb, letting them bite him everywhere. They absorbed his energy, and when he felt weak, he had to share it with everyone.

Congratulations! Because bitten by a group of vampires who want to drink your sacred blood, and cha

le

E, you've earned the Vampire's Kiss monster perk!

[Vampire's Kiss]: You can drink the blood of living people to replenish yourself, by biting them, consuming one liter of blood per minute for a long time. You will restore half of the HP damage you dealt, and the victim will be infected with [Vampire Red Plague] unless they have resistance or immunity to [disease]. Mobs with no blood are immune to this spell.

Warning: Health is critical!

"Uu-u-u-ul, poor pathetic!" Solot's voice echoed, and the bats all reciprocated with their divine energy. "Oh, poor weekend!"

Victor raised his hands and collected all the radiation offered to him, and the rainbow flowed into his heart, refreshing him.

[Blood Fountain) activated! You've recovered all your lost HP!

"Come to me!"

A voice came from above. From Mumun!

"Come to me!"

Victor replied, riding the rainbow towards the glittering celestial body. As he flew out of the atmosphere and through the dark cosmic void, the city turned into a small dot.

"Minions!"

Victor turned his head away, for the voice was not Winkel's.

It was the cursed cat he inherited from Laverry, Felix von Meow! Chase him on his own rainbow!" Your knees are mine, Manling!" The feline stretched out its paws and boasted with fiery determination. "Come back to me!"

"How can you fly?!" Victor asked.

"I'm a cat! I can do anything!"

Victor picked up his pace, trying to shake off his furry suitors. Thankfully, driven by jealousy rather than cosmic love, Felix was unable to catch up with the minister who entered Mumu's orbit.

He looked at the croissant dressed like a savage, dodging the spider and looking up at him. "Croissants!" Victor waved at him, "I love you!"

"Beep beep you! The werewolf gave him the middle finger in response.

Victor continued to fly around Moon, passing the black tentacles on Moon's back to a light behind Moon. A floating ball of green slime that exudes love and warmth.

"Welcome, Victor! And the wise man said unto him, and brought him to his senses. "I am your spirit animal, your totem!" Green slime!"

Mucus? That's great! He thought he could use a rabbit as a totem!

"The signs have been there since the beginning, slimy guy!" You've finally embraced your inner sticky!"

Congratulations! To satisfy your spirit animal, the powerful Green Slime, you have earned a [Slime Totem] personal perk!

[Slime Totem]: The unconscious [Slime] type sees you as your own and will not attack you unless provoked first; Otherwise, when interacting with a sentient [Slime], gain +5 charm.

"Stickiness is key, Victor!" His spirit animal told him. "Bringing all species together is the key to peace!" Your soft stickiness is sure to conquer everything! But you can't stick this hateful person together, no, because she can't stick to it!"

"What should I do?" Victor asked, and the two flew over the moon, towards a strange black wall beyond the edge of reality.

"You have to stick to your dragon!" Be the slime armor draped over his scales, and be the shield that protects his life! Because if he dies, the arrow of light of the hateful will burn everything! Only Van Kerr can defeat that damn fellow! Only him! But only you can end the war! Goo, goo! Only stickiness can end the cycle of destruction!"

"I'm going to freeze them all!" Victor agreed to his totem, and he continued to fly forward, leaving the slime behind. "I swear!"

"May the glue be with you!"

Then Victor's flight ended, and he crashed into a black wall like a window and landed on soft paper.

“… Vic? Vic is you?"

Victor heard Camila's voice, and he stood up and found himself standing in the middle of a huge map. The five gigantic gods, the Horror Three, the Moon Man, and Sasha, looked at him in amazement. From their point of view, he must not look taller than a mouse.

"How did he get in?" Deathjeste

Asked. "No, seriously, how is that possible?" How did he get in?"

"Victor, I'm sorry, but this is a private, God-only party," Camila said with an awkward smile. "I have to kindly ask you to leave ......"

The goddess paused, examining the bite marks on his flesh and skin. "Oh, I ......"

"Why is he naked?" Xuesha asked, more confused than anything else. "Did Sibele send him?"

"Hey, friends, what are you doing in my hallucinations?" Victor asked, still on top.

"Holy Prophet, what are you doing in my hallucination?" The Moon Man replied that his feet were as tall as his elect.

"I knew it was your fault!" Ve

a

grumbled. "I told you we shouldn't let him preside over this session!" It never ends well!"

Deathjeste

sighed. "Moonman, please send him home."

"Yes, Gamete P

ophet, defeat Fi

Come back after the al boss, if you can. Moon asked kindly. Congratulations on getting thirty-two new eyes. ”

"What eyes?" Victor asked, taking only two glasses.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little too far ahead."

"I'll get out!" The dice, the only god as big as Victor, jumps next to the vizier on the map while crushing Atlantis. "It's my turn to get out!"

Driven by insanity and drugs, Victor raised the dice above his head and stood in front of the gods in menacing.

"No, no, no, human, don't!" Wayland panicked and tried to throw him off the board.

Victo

Roll the dice.

"Twenty! The god of luck shouted like a child. "Nature twenty! Something new!"

A wave of magic that shook the world engulfed Victor, and everything went dark.

Victor wakes up with a terrible headache.

Oh, my God...... Oh my gosh, it hurts...... He could barely feel his body, and the sun shone on his eyes, which did not improve his mood.

After a painful spiritual journey, you gain a natural resistance to all forms of recreational drugs. You may or may not regret it.

His eyes adjusted to the sun, his ears to the sounds of the jungle, and his skin to the feeling of grass on his back.

"Minions, you're awake!" Winkel looked down at him with delight. "Finally".

"My ...... My armor ......" Victor panicked, as he was cold and covered in bite marks. "Where did my armor go?"

"You desecrated it." Wacker replied absentmindedly. "Thank goodness sweet chocolate found your scythe and panties"

Desecrate? Well...

"Friend Victor, I'm so proud of you." "You've tried, and that's all that matters. I'll admit, I was very worried when you flew into that damn lead hell after destroying these puritanical birds...... But you did your best to fulfill your servant duties. ”

"What to do? I don't remember...... Well, my head hurts so much......"

"It's my fault, minion." The dragon comforted him. "I should tell you that we Red Dragons have a serious intolerance for gnomes, and you inherited it. I don't know how much you drank to get drunk, but one glass is enough. ”

"I ...... I don't understand......"

"I know. We are higher beings. We think we can control our dwarf addiction, and you can control your thirst with one or two. But we can't. You can't be responsibly short, minion. No dragon can. Dwarf or not, this is the only option. So, when you're facing dwarves, be brave. Say no. Say no to the dwarves. ”

What nonsense......

"Anyway, we're almost in El Dorado, so hurry up. Fu

ibo

Won't commit suicide alone. ”

He had something on his leg. Something warm. Victor managed to raise his head and peek at it.

It's the damn cat.

Look up at him with triumphant eyes.