Chapter 24: Making Posture Perverted
Song Wen just resumed broadcasting for only a minute, and the live broadcast room was gone.
This time, I directly gave Song Wen a 24-hour package.
Watching the barrage swiping [UZI gave black a ban package], Song Wen was a little helpless to get off the air.
He stood up and stretched, and saw the three operators on the side slumped in their chairs in different shapes, looking loveless.
"What's the matter, brother, you're sweating, aren't you?"
Seeing that Song Wen could still greet him with a smile, the operation supported his tired body and mind and said:
"The platform really can't bear the pressure, so I can only temporarily ban your live broadcast room to calm down, and now in the major APP malls, the praise rate of a certain platform has fallen to two and a half stars, and it is still declining."
Song Wen raised an eyebrow.
"It's easy to do."
He took out his mobile phone and logged directly into his Weibo.
[SB a certain tooth, suppress the newcomer anchor, ban my live broadcast room?! ] 】
Five minutes later, the operator hung up the phone with a complicated expression.
"Brother Wen, Huya personally called to thank you."
Seeing that the matter was done, Song Wen stretched his waist and waved his hand: "Okay, then buddy is going to take a bath." ”
"Real bath, fake bath?"
Song Wen was stunned for a moment, turned his head and looked at the operation behind him: "You kid is very complicated!" ”
Watching Song Wen leave, the operation sighed.
"This brother, you say he's stupid, just post a Weibo to make a certain tooth's reputation improve instantly, you say he's smart, what does he do with UZI's group every day?"
The other two operators nodded and complained:
"I feel like I've been operating for so many years in vain, and when this brother is washed away, why don't we accept him in the operation team?"
……
Song Wen returned to the dormitory, and his posture was already whitewashed and he was lying on the bed waiting.
He had a little unpleasant trouble with Zhu Kai tonight, and planned to confide in Song Wen.
"Brother Wen, why do you know so much about live broadcast effects?"
Looking at the posture with gold stars in his eyes, looking like a little fan brother, Song Wen said:
"Actually, you can too."
"Me?"
The gesture pointed at himself with his fingers, looking very unconfident.
He likes Song Wen's live broadcast too much.
Humble and polite, but a mouth can always make people half dead, and even if you taste it carefully, there is a bit of abstract philosophy contained in it.
Song Wen, who originally wanted to take a bath, simply sat down on the edge of the bed (his own bed), and in the face of the posture that had not yet been enlightened, he decided to be the guide of the other party's life.
Song Wen spoke slowly, and his words were serious:
"Actually, you can totally, you just need to change your ID."
Seeing that Song Wen was serious, he was instantly interested.
"Swap it for what?"
"Swap the gesture for perverted."
“……”
Seeing that the posture looked like he was about to be jade, Song Wen said with a smile:
"Dude didn't joke with you, first you have to imagine yourself as a pervert and let go of your idol baggage so that you can gallop all the way down the road of abstract art."
The gesture sighed: "Brother, don't tease me." ”
Seeing that the posture was still unenlightened, Song Wen was anxious and opened his eyes wide.
"I'm serious, think about it, why do you think my live broadcast is good and likes to watch my live broadcast? Isn't it because you love to enjoy this feeling in your heart? This proves that your appearance and your heart are now contradictory, and that there is actually a pervert living in your heart. ”
Song Wen swore that he was indeed not fooling the gesture.
After all, he had really seen the abstract appearance of the gesture during the live broadcast later.
Some people are perverts, but they just need someone to guide their inner desires.
Seeing Song Wen's serious face, he was obviously a little dizzy.
Zhu Kai stood outside the door, originally he wanted to inform Song Wenming that he wanted to discuss the salary with him, but before he could knock on the door, he heard the outrageous conversation between the two inside.
"What do you mean...... Am I a pervert? ”
"That's right," Song Wen nodded seriously, "You're a pervert." ”
Zhu Kai raised his hand and put it down silently, and left quietly, just as he came quietly, but he took away a piece of the sea in his heart.
The gesture frowned and pondered for a moment, and muttered:
"Sometimes I do have some weird ideas......"
Seeing that the posture seemed to be about to awaken, Song Wen was also interested.
"What strange ideas?"
The posture was red, and he seemed to be a little embarrassed.
Song Wen saw this appearance, and said with hatred that iron is not steel:
"Why do you still have a face? Are you a pervert understand? What do you want to face? ”
With Song Wen's encouragement, he said softly:
"Every time I touch Gouba, I can't help but smell it, and I think it tastes good."
“……”
“……”
The corners of Song Wen's mouth twitched, and his eyes looked at the posture as if he was looking at some strange creature.
The gesture sighed, "Look ......"
"That's it?"
"Huh?"
"I said that's all there is to you?"
"That's not perverted enough?"
Song Wen frowned and pondered, and nodded: "It's really quite perverted, but it's still almost meaningful." ”
He looked at the gesture and said tentatively: "Why don't you post what you just said on Weibo?" ”
“……”
"That's it, if you can say this, I think it's already a big step, you come and learn from me now, I say a word, you say a word."
The gesture nodded, looking at Song Wen with a serious face, determined to become the No. 2 sassy king in the Sanke team.
"You put both hands up, no, you know the rats, right? It's the source of the plague in the Alliance, how did he get the weapon? yes, yes, yes, that's it......"
Song Wen looked at the posture of holding his hands in front of his chest, and said:
"The Gou Eight families are going to be gone! Still on the road here, hello haha! ”
The expression of the gesture instantly became exciting.
Song Wen felt as if he was despised, and turned a little red.
"Do you learn to ride a horse?!"
"Hook...... Eight...... The family has to ......."
"Forget it," Song Wen looked at his posture because of shame, his hands were about to shake into Parkinson's, and he interrupted directly, "This may be that the emotions are not in place, so you learn this." ”
He coughed, trying to recall the abstract look of the gesture in his memory.
"Miracle Walker is still farming wild !!"
The posture was slightly stunned, opened his mouth, and didn't let out a fart for a long time.
"Forget it, you can understand it yourself."
Song Wen stood up and walked towards the bathroom, his current appearance was disgusting to him, and he couldn't stand it at all.
He thought for a moment, suddenly turned around, and asked in a gesture:
"What do you think of Teemo?"
The posture was stunned for a moment, and the smile was a little sweet.
"Teemo is cute."
"You're Timo, too, cute!"