——《The Hoa

d

atio

al, Ly

ics》

Stand up, minions of the earth!

Prisoners of fear, stand up!

Greed thunders in its volcanoes!

It's a golden eruption!

Let's mint coins with lead,

Loyal slime, stand up, stand up!

The fairies will lose everything!

We're Minions, we're hoarders!

Driven by patriotism, Pink frantically scribbled the lyrics of her new song on paper, like a drop of blood falling from the sky.

The poet put his notebook in his backpack and looked up at the stormy sky, where crimson clouds gathered despite the sea breeze. She overfeeds the gray cat and squeaks and makes cute meows on the pink back. Each kobold ranger has such a bag of fur and flesh tied to their supplies, so they can't escape. Pinker still remembers how to cook them in drilling lessons.

"Remember, even if they're too fat to run, don't risk it!" Chocolate explained in her cooking workshop, using Felix, her personal ration, as an example. "Because they always respawn within ten meters of the place of death, set traps just in case!"

Although she religiously followed the instructions, she wasn't sure if she would be able to eat something so cute.

Next to the other kobold rangers and their brachiosaur dinosaurs, Pinker is waiting in a boat-shaped simulator to take them to Pleidan. In fact, very few ships in the V&V's fleet are wooden or metal; most are monsters, imitators, or undead ships made from the bones of the enemies they defeat. Sea monsters, fishermen, and deep-sea creatures lead the invading forces, guiding them through the currents. All braved the storm and rain, and when the dark shores of Prytan came into view, huge waves crashed against their hulls.

The fleet was divided into multiple fleets, one of which consisted almost entirely of the undead. They surrounded the mighty Emperor Taraskque and his baby half-dodo, and they swam like a swarm of sharks as the undead resisted the radioactive presence of this family. Above them, hordes of monsters surrounded a replica of the piggy bank, an airplane made by His Majesty himself out of dwarves; In all, the emperor's army numbered several hundred thousand people.

Pink felt anxious at the thought of His Majesty, who had not yet shown up, but was filled with hope at the sight of other heroes.

The greatest servant, Lord Victor, led the air forces and summoned a cloud of blood on Golini's back - may the evil Zemi be ignored. Instead of water, the sky rains blood, both providing cover for the fleet and allowing vulnerable undead such as vampires to move around during the day.

His opponent, the paladin Kia, led the human fleet from Gardmani further east; She rode her master, the Imperial niece Julie, into battle, much to the kobold's despair. Although they are used to this quirk of their niece, they would rather be by her side in this terrible moment.

Because the fortress on Pryden Island has appeared.

Pinker couldn't say she was facing the coast. Steep cliffs stand with solid stone walls and black towers, while black brambles cover the beach, preventing ordinary ships from landing. Magical guards and shields protect the inner areas of the island, while giant birds, ghosts, and evil spirits roam freely in the sky.

It's right there. Ever since the King's Awakening, those evil villains have been threatening him.

"One minute, ready to leave the ramp!" Red shouted, his face facing the wind. "Hurry up, clean up these fairy holes!"

"We don't have ramps!" Blue screamed in horror, his pressure overwhelming him.

"We're dooomed!" Yellow growls at the wind, and the simulated ship makes a roar in response.

"I know, but I just want to say it!" Red shouted. "It's a ramp, it's not doomed!"

"Show off." Blake grumbled, then pointed to the sky. "They're coming!"

As the singer dives into the bloody clouds, a song of gold and brilliance overshadows the hustle and bustle of the sea.

The dragon summoned by the conclave swooped down on Praidan like a flock of cheerful eagles. Thousands of dragons, dragons, and wyverns sang and greeted each other, confident in their inevitable victory, and treated the war as a fun party. Their courage and faith emboldened the kobolds.

"See? She said to Huang, who had been shouting about the end of the world." We have nothing to fear!" We have the greatest monster lord on our side!"

"It's the duty to clean up!" Black boasting. Only Red remains neutral and focused on the task ahead.

Faced with their dragon destroyers, the orcs responded by freeing their own army. From giant birds with metal beaks to winged golems, creatures fly through the elven zone to fight invaders in the air. Both sides were evenly matched in numbers, although the former's troops moved in organized formations.

Without warning, the battle immediately began.

Pinker didn't see who attacked first, but seconds later, a dazzling array of fire, lightning, and ice appeared in the sky. Dragons unleash their elemental aura on winged golems, while smaller wyverns and drakes gather in groups on avian war beasts. Swords collide with scales, explosions roar over the fleet, roars echo across the savage seas.

Pink could only watch in awe as her clansmen's worshipped dragon smashed the fairy's power and shattered the puppet, while the retinue below watched in amazement. The wreckage of the war beast fell into the sea, and the drake reached the fortifications and tried to pass the guards.

Blake was right. While it would make Pink feel bad not being able to sing her new songs, she could be content with the cleanup.

Then, an arrow of light flew from the west and struck a black dragon in the chest faster than the wind.

A dazzling flash of light lit up the sky, and at the same time a terrible explosion made the entire fleet tremble. The weapon, which had nearly destroyed the Gollum, exploded in the middle of the dragon, above the fleet, expanding outward. The clouds were blown away, the war beasts and pterosaurs evaporated, and the dragon's flesh melted. The golden song of the Dragon Conference was drowned out by a terrible noise.

The carcass of a charred dragon falls into the sea, leaves the Ranger ship, and sinks a mock ship.

Pink screamed in horror as most of her teammates imitated it, and hundreds of huge scales fell into the sea; Either washed ashore or dragged into the abyss.

The surviving dragons were first terrified, then angry. They unleashed their breathing weapons on the enemy, bathing them in fire and cold.

But the situation of the battle suddenly changed. The golems began to shy away from the dragon's breath, and their swords sliced through the scales like butter. Holes in the fortifications cracked, revealing heavy artillery. When the fleet came into range, they began to shoot in its direction.

"Get down!" Red shouted, and the buckshot hit their hull, forcing his team to bend over. Their brachiosaurus was wounded, and it let out a painful cry, blood spurting out of its scales.

The cannon fires evil buckshot at the Minions and the Powerstone cannonballs at the dragon above. The battle is no longer as it was in Mu more than a year ago

mu

i

The overwhelming victory of the dragon that took place. This time, the dragon kills as much as it dies, and the sea is dyed golden with blood. As the Minion fleet came into range, the Elven Guardians aimed at it, firing evil buckshot at them.

"We're all going to die!" Blake screamed like a manling child.

"I've died once, and I don't want to die again!" Blue screamed even louder.

"Hey!" Red shouted, trying to calm his teammates. "Hey!"

Slap! Slap! Slap!

Red slapped every member of his team, and finally Pinker. "Expand! He shouted, forcing them to concentrate and quieting even the panicked cat. "Are you minions or whiners?"

"But, but, they killed the dragon!" Blake said his bluff was broken. "They're at the top of the food chain!" They can't die!"

"Everything I believe is wrong!" Yellow screamed and was slapped again.

"They are fighting, dying for us!" Red points a musket at the brave Dragons, who continue to attack despite heavy losses. "His Majesty always takes such a risk every time he protects us from lichs, vampires, demons, and villains!" Now, you are going to be cowardly...... Or will you glorify your monster lord and country with victory?"

Rhett's encouraging words, as well as a successful charisma check, brought the team back to their senses. "Yellow, you healed God!" Their leader began to command loudly. "Pink, you sing, blue, you cast spells. Black, I'm in front. We're going to occupy these coasts, for the sake of the tents!"

"For the treasure!" The kobolds said in unison, their dinosaurs and cat food sent out panic in response.

Above them, an air force of minions arrived on the battlefield to assist the dragons in battle. Flying demons and vampires overpowered the golems, and Lord Victor's magic knights forced them forward.

That's it. When the cat's ration meows at the same time, Pink knows this from her tiny bones.

The Last Battle!

The kobold bard held her breath and sang the melody she had composed for this historic day.

"This is the last struggle

Let's unite and move towards tomorrow

The whole cellar

It's going to be a race of Minions!"

"We'll see ......you on the beach," shouted Red, shooting his musket into the sky as his cat desperately tried to break free, "or see you at Blissful Land!"

They have guns.

Victor began to realize this when his [Moroc no Zang] armor caused the bullets to bounce off him. Holes were cut in the fortifications, revealing machine guns, mortars and artillery; While their design reminds the Prime Minister of World War II movies, they have an archaic tendency, with the runes and golems part modified.

Victor mentally overcame himself. Of course, they have weapons, they have nuclear weapons. Smuggling these weapons and mass-producing them with magic is a piece of cake. He can only hope for a career rank and Mu

mu

i

The inner strength of the monster is able to bridge the gap in technology.

After the nuke destroys a large swarm of wyverns – though Victor knows more will follow—the precursors begin to unleash hell on the invading forces. Their heavy artillery was aimed at the air force, especially large targets like flying insects and planes, while less destructive weapons like machine guns were aimed at ships, trying to head men, ghouls, and other minions. So far, it has been difficult for them to hit anything due to the weather and distance, but if these defenses are not destroyed, the landing will be a massacre.

Currently, Victor is focused on maintaining his [Blood Rain] and [Weather Control], both giving the undead members of the fleet power and providing protection from nuclear radioactive fallout. He noticed that the missile came from the West, but Kia passed it through his [Sca

let Study] Pe

The telepathic report sent by K tells him that a second missile has been fired at her own fleet. They need to determine where the enemy will launch nuclear weapons, otherwise the losses will be growing.

The dragons were so powerful that they prevented most of the artillery from hitting the naval units, and they disdained all but the most devastating power stone fuel shells, but nuclear weapons have wiped out hundreds of dragons. The Chancellor suddenly realized that even among his kind, Winkel was a beast.

When V&V's troops engage the fortifications of their predecessor, Victor commands them from above, and the system finally decides to reward him for having the blood of the dodo on his hands.

Congratulations! By violently slaughtering the cute, helpless [Exp Dodos] hybrids, and going to the happy land for that, you're in the Weathe

make

] and [Chaos Ride.]

] has gained three levels and two levels! You have gained the [Hailbringer], [Demon Archmage III], and [Black Knight] class privileges!

+150 hp， +40 sp， +5 st

， +5 vit， +5 ski， +4 agi， +7 i

t， +5 cha， +8 lack。

[Hailbringer]: Spell, 100 SP per hour. You can passively change the weather into [Blood Rain], [Slime Rain], [Acid Rain], [Hail], [Ghost Storm], and [Plague Wind]. In addition, when the skill is active, you can switch between them at will without consuming SP. If a spell such as [Control Weather] drowns [Hailbringer], they need to focus on that spell or your skill will reappear.

[Demon Archmage III]: You can learn and cast spells that are three tiers higher than your current level. You can also learn and cast spells with the [Evil], [Demon] and [Weather] traits, but only those that are equal to or lower than your current tier; If they belong to a unique magic school, you will be considered to meet the other requirements. Replaces [Demon Archmage 2].

[Black Knight]: Technical, 80 SP/min. You create a 10-foot drainage area around yourself, devouring HP and SP; It's a [suck] effect. In addition, spells at level 6 and below will be canceled and consumed unless you want them to affect you. If you fight on a mount, your mount will also project the battlefield. You may add two mounts to your [Black Knight] stable.

When you're in Weathe

make

] , your class has reached its limit! You can't level up anymore, but you've gained the Capstone skill [Evil Ultra Magic].

[Evil Ultra Magic]: When you cast spells with the traits [Necroman], [Demon], [Demon], [Demon], and [Weather], you can [Accelerate] (cast a second spell at the same time as the second spell) or [Enhance] them (double their strength and duration by doubling their SP cost).

Ha ha! "Tenth echelon, I'm coming!"

［Hail-b

i

ge

Activate!

Keeping his storm passively active, Victor began to summon additional reinforcements to open the door to the Land of Happiness. Hordes of flying demons emerge from the rift and join the ranks of dragons to fight the puppets and war beasts of their predecessors.

Malfoy was the first to fly over, and Victor finally promoted him to [CEO of the Demon Bug]. The insect has transformed into a larger form, or more precisely, divided. He was now not a separate entity, but a swarm of living, icy blue flies that organized themselves into the shape of a winged, nine-foot-tall fallen angel.

Despite having behind them the most powerful monster army ever, Victor could tell it was going to be a long and difficult day.

What is Van Kerr doing? He should have been at the forefront of the invasion and not disappear after the Battle of Daltonia.

"Minions!"

He's coming.

Van Klele Knight Bane pierced through the bloody rain clouds like a shining star, his body surrounded by the flames of his [Fire Crown] café, announcing his presence to everyone.

However, instead of proudly displaying his crimson scales, the Maggot Emperor now wears armor that is as ostentatious as his pride. With the exception of its eyes and mouth, almost every inch of the dragon's body was protected by a gold-plated plate encrusted with precious stones. The parts that protect the wings and abdomen are made of precious stones, while the claws are painted silver; Victor could have sworn that he had noticed the long sword at the tip of his tail that had caused all this chaos. Despite the heat emitted from Winkel's body, the armor did not melt, and it was firmly bound together by powerful magic.

"I'm back!" Winkel roared and proudly soared into the air.

All in all, Maggots look fantastic.

His face was hidden under his helmet, and Victor couldn't help but laugh. His best friend certainly knows how to get on the pitch.

They all looked at him!

Van Kerr let out a terrible roar, and his retinue rejoiced at his light, and his enemies cowered in fear.

[Victory Roar] activated! The strength of all enemies within hearing range is reduced by one level!

Congratulations! You killed the helpless birds! Because of this act of bravery and the compensation of your new [Hoarding Armor] artifact, you have earned four levels of [Fisherman]! You have gained the [Symbol of Hope] and [Healing Cloak] class buffs.

+120 hp， +80 sp， +1 st

， +8 vit， +3 ski， +2 agi， +3 i

t， +4 cha， +2 lack。

[Symbol of Hope]: When your health exceeds 25%, all your subjects are uplifted, gaining +6 bonuses on STR, VIT, AGI, CHA, and LCK. If your health drops below 25%, your target will be penalized with -6 for these attributes; If you die, the punishment becomes permanent.

[Healing Cloak]: All allies within 20 meters of you gain [Restore] the effects of positive illness. In addition, the healing effect will help them recover twice as much as their usual HP.

And Vai

queu

It's just getting started.

"Electrically breathing!" He concentrated all his power in his belly, the fairy's projectile bouncing off his [hoarding armor], his flames melting any beast that came close. The dragon swooped down, straight into the fortifications, and opened its mouth.

He released a kind of nuclear breath, so hot that it turned greenish-white. The explosion vaporizes a watchtower, shatters magical defenses, and causes a dazzling explosion that is as impressive as a fairy's arrow of light.

Van Kel will eat anyone who disagrees.

Within seconds, the dragon flew into the gap and into the fairies' territory, destroying them. Odeus's golems went to intercept the intruders, and while Winkel shattered many of them, many of his brothers suffered misfortunes in the battle with these creatures. Their metal blades can cut through dragon scales, destroy one piece of tin foil, and two pieces of tin foil will take its place.

While seeing many of his fellow citizens die angered the dragon, Wink was very proud to see his minions ascend to the shores of Praitan. [Emperor Tarask] was the first to arrive, and shattered the defensive wall in spite of what he wanted. His Talados monsters followed, tearing apart huge soldiers and war beasts in droves; The reptile moved on and carved a bloody path in Pryden.

The ferocious, moon veteran Buzz Jerry is the first gooey guy to rush to the front line, jumping over Tarask's back, ignoring his radiation effects. Although he was in Dalto

He didn't get [Mook's promotion] when he was a year, but his metal slime has a lot of power and has reached level 50!

Bullets bounced off him, and Basgery declared his patriotic pride to everyone. "Empire!"

His brave father, Ju

io

Follow him, in Dalto

IA evolved into a powerful [mimicking witch hut]. Excalit

The AP has been transformed into a living house more than five meters high, with wooden walls carried by six legs by hand. Its windows are eyes, and its doors are large mouths with fangs, releasing hundreds of slime on the beach. This powerful imitator wields a sword in one hand and casts a protective spell on its enemies with the other.

Linnomim and other creatures emerged from the ocean and invaded the coast, while the retinue ships managed to land. They are greeted by a burst of artillery fire, and the evil fairies use lead weapons against their dragon enemies; While many of the invaders fell, many more were inspired to see Winkel's brilliance.

Today, dragons and minions know that they are not fighting for money, honor, or fun.

They fight for the dragon's way of life!

Van Kle roared again and circled the air, preparing to carpet bombard the fairies to protect his minions.

He will not give up until he wins.

And so, the last battle between the dragon and the fomo began: fire and gold! Our benevolent Emperor Wankel, together with his greatest minions, leads the charge and gives them the fairies' ass!

But none of them knew it......

This will be their last adventure together.

Preface", The Last Adventure, by Pi

k Ra

ge

。