When Xu Qin woke up, he felt that his head hurt more than his buttocks, and he always felt that a cauliflower had grown on his head.

I was still thinking that the spicy old Zhu bloomed at both ends, and he bloomed at both ends first.

"I said that I can't drink alcohol, and I persuaded people loudly, but I didn't hug it." Xu Qin felt a dry mouth and thirst.

"Water ......," Xu Qin muttered.

Immediately, a cup of tea was gently brought over and placed directly to his lips. The temperature was just right, and he gulped it down.

After drinking, my head became even more dizzy, but I finally found the feeling of my body again.

"Still ......," Xu Qin muttered, and then drank another cup of tea.

Two cups of tea went down his stomach, and he finally opened his eyes. I found that Hongshu was taking care of himself.

"What time is it?" Xu Qin asked, his thigh hurting as soon as he moved. Apparently it was set up yesterday.

The Ming Dynasty has no human rights, after beating himself with the front foot, he has to accompany him to drink with the back foot, is there still a royal law? Xu Qin sighed in his heart.

"Little grandfather, it's already noon." Hongshu said as he took a hot towel and wiped his face.

"I'm a little hungry when you say that." Xu Qin said as he lifted the quilt and planned to get out of bed.

It turned out that he was naked, and the most important thing was that Uncle Chen was late from work, and Hongshu looked back with a smile.

"What are you shy, didn't you see Uncle Chen greet you?" Xu Qin is not shy at all, it is all his own dishes, and he has to eat shy things sooner or later.

"Little grandfather, you tease the slave family again, I'll go get you clothes." Hongshu stepped out of his long legs to get the clothes.

If it weren't for the fact that my ass really didn't dare to move, I would have let you, the little goblin, escape from my grandson's Five Finger Mountain? Sooner or later, let you taste the power of the golden hoop stick.

Xu Qin was in a happy mood and planned to lie down from today and enjoy the fragrant life of the Ming Dynasty to the fullest.

The main thing is to eat the four beautiful maids first, and it's been so long since I crossed over, and I didn't do anything nonsense.

"Who will come first among these four beautiful girls? Qi Su ......" Xu Qin thought wildly, Hongshu had already brought the clothes and helped him put them on with a red face.

Xu Qin's buttocks injury is not yet healed, so he naturally has to be careful when wearing clothes. In the process, it is inevitable to see things that should not be seen, although Hongshu's face is red, but he does not dare to open his eyes like Tian Xiang.

Tim Xiang is cute, but shy and shivering, like a rabbit.

Dressed and the kitchenette brought the meals. Xu Fugui was already waiting at the table.

"What are you doing when I'm eating?" Xu Qin said angrily, he was afraid that something would happen now.

"Little grandfather, aren't you going to the host and guest department today? It's not good not to go on the first day. Xu Fugui asked suspiciously.

"What division? Host and guest? Is it a restaurant or a newly opened green building, shall I go and order it? Is there an Oiran? Xu Qin took a sip of millet porridge and asked.

The small pickles creak in the mouth, which is pleasant, especially after getting drunk.

"Little grandfather, the officials sent someone to say goodbye today. You are now the host and guest of the Shiro. Xu Fugui said.

"Langzhong? I'm still a doctor, when will the matter of seeing a doctor be under the control of the ministry, and besides, I won't be under the ministry. ”

Xu Qin didn't take it seriously at all, after he was a nobleman, according to the Ming Dynasty's grace system, he was a high-grade leader all his life. You can be an official directly without scientific research.

Therefore, the orthodox officials who have passed the imperial examination look down on these descendants of the nobles of grace the most. Ten years of cold windows, he reached it as soon as he was born.

"Little grandfather, Lang Zhong is not a doctor, he is the chief official of the main and guest department. It is subordinate to the Ministry of Rites, in charge of the reception and giving of ethnic minorities and foreign envoys, and the order of awarding knighthoods and officials of the Zhufan State. ”

Xu Fugui said with a twinkle in his eyes.

Xu Qin suddenly felt that the millet porridge and small pickles in his mouth were not fragrant, and this matter seemed to come out of thin air, but he felt a little uncomfortable.

I'm ready to lie flat, is this pulling me up again?

"Who, who is so fucking unreasonable, was the head kicked by a donkey, or is Jin Zhong confused? Give me any bullshit Langzhong, Lao Tzu doesn't see a doctor. ”

Xu Qin slapped the millet porridge on the table and was angry, and he was directly confused.

The heart said that I am a good noble and rich second generation, and I don't go to bully men and women to visit the Qinglou, what kind of bullshit host and guest department do I go to? Can you use the Oiran as a benefit during the Chinese New Year?

After thinking about it, this matter is not right, Jin Zhong, the secretary of the ministry, is Zhu Di's confidant, and Jing Nan came from the dragon. Being upright and rigorous is the most duty.

How could he suddenly give himself a position in the Ministry of Rites? And the most terrible thing is still a chief officer, could it be that the father's conscience found out that he gave him a gift?

"Little grandfather, your official is just a ministry, and it is said that His Majesty personally ordered you to seal it. Did you drink your majesty to pleasure yesterday? ”

Xu Fugui's eyes lit up and said, this is a great joy from heaven. Is this a prelude to the return of the Duke of Wei's Mansion?

His Majesty personally ordered the little grandfather to be an official, what does this mean, it shows that the Duke of Wei is doing it again! The people below were overjoyed.

"It's broken, it's definitely broken...... Xu Qin found that he had drunk the broken pieces.

What did you do after drinking alcohol yesterday? I don't have any impression at all. How did he fool Zhu Di so that Zhu Di could do such an unreliable thing?

Xu Qin thought in horror, if he drank too much in his previous life, he was afraid that the he bragged about last night would cover the sky and the sun.

"I'll drink a drink and brag about it, the wise and martial Boss Zhu won't take it seriously." Xu Qinxin said.

"Fugui, how did I get back yesterday?" Xu Qin asked tentatively.

"Little grandfather, you came back with Gonggong Zheng in your arms. The two of you call each other brothers, and you say that you want to take him to dominate the four seas and become the king of the Seven Martial Seas. ”

Xu Fugui reported truthfully.

Xu Qin almost choked to death with a mouthful of millet porridge, and His Majesty's Seven Martial Seas all came out, can Gonggong Zheng understand? If you can understand, I should ask him for a WeChat ID.

The Ming Dynasty just cut down a pirate king, what did I say about the king of the Seven Martial Seas, and I called him a brother, it seems that he also drank too much.

After eating the millet porridge and pickles in the bowl in two bites, after drying them, they quickly changed their clothes and entered the palace.

The bell must be tied to the bell, and bragging that he can definitely be among the best in the Ming Dynasty, but it is better to be an official and do things.

The gentleman is his favorite, so he hurriedly asked Boss Zhu to collect the supernatural powers. I'll just brag about it, how can you take that seriously.

I took a carriage all the way to the gate of the palace, and met Zheng He who was also going back to the palace.

"Gonggong Zheng, walk slowly and wait for me to ......" Xu Qin took two steps to catch up with Zheng He.

"Little grandfather, thank you for your map, I will have a clear direction for going to the West in the future." Zheng He said happily.

"What, I still drew you a map? Father-in-law, I drank too much yesterday, maybe I was talking big, so don't take the map seriously. If I go in the wrong direction, I will be guilty. ”

Xu Qin would never admit that it was true, because the source of this knowledge is difficult to say. The second is how much I remember about high school geography, but I really don't know how much I know.

"The little grandfather is modest, and I am roughly right with the nautical chart I brought back. Wait for the next time I go to the West to explore carefully. Zheng He was very excited.

Can you not be excited, originally my eyes were black, but now I roughly know what is in front of me. The significance of his voyage was extraordinary.

Xu Qin heard it, you just don't take it seriously, anyway, Southeast Asia is not big, and it shouldn't be dangerous to explore.

"Your Majesty issued an order today to let me be the host and guest of Langzhong, do you know what's going on?"

Xu Qin asked with a bitter face.

"The little grandfather's insights are extraordinary, which makes Zheng refreshed and eye-opening, this chief official is none other than you, and I recommended it to Your Majesty."

Zheng He said excitedly.

When Xu Qin heard this, he really wanted to give him a kick on the third leg, but unfortunately he didn't. The heart said, "Aren't you going to kill me?"

"Father-in-law, I'm just drinking too much and talking big, how can you take it seriously. I can't do it. When I see Your Majesty in a while, you will definitely say a few kind words for me and take this off for me. ”

Xu Qin regretted very much why he drank too much in front of Zhu Di, knowing that he dared to drink too much in a place where his mouth was not closed, it was really terrible.

"Little grandpa, didn't you say that you want to see beauties from all over the world? What a Silla song and dance troupe, a Japanese inquisitor, a Siamese ladyboy. The song and dance troupe is easy to understand, what do you understand about this investigator and shemale? ”

Zheng He asked seriously, Xu Qin wanted to bang his head against the palace door. Shall I discuss this with a eunuch? There are no investigators in the country now, and it is estimated that there are no female teachers.

"Do you still bring beautiful women from all over the world when the mission comes?" Xu Qin quickly noticed another problem.

"Yes, most of the Goryeo maids are Goryeo tribute girls brought by the envoys, and in addition to being sent to the palace, they will also be given to the princes and ministers. Occasionally, the Japanese envoys also brought them, and Siam also brought ......"

Zheng He said babbling as he walked, Xu Qin's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he said in his heart that there was such a good thing. I didn't expect that I was completely confused after drinking too much.

This is a shortcut to collect oriental beauties, it seems that this job is done, how is it also the number one in the department, let the second in command do something, and I will come if there is a woman.

"Gonggong Zheng, I have decided, I can't go on as a nobleman, I should share my worries for Da Ming and your majesty, this kind of difficult work, I will not let it."

Xu Qin's face changed and he said solemnly.

Zheng He was stunned and stopped to look at Xu Qin. The expression is asking, what's the situation?

"Didn't you just say...... You are now saying again......" Zheng He was puzzled.

"Father-in-law, I just drank too much and didn't sober up and said the wrong thing, today I am here to thank Your Majesty for giving me this opportunity to share the country's worries." Xu Qinyi said rhetorically.

Zheng He nodded. I'll just assume that what you say is true.

"What kind of officer is the Investigator?" Zheng He asked persistently.

Xu Qin coughed, and said in his heart that this is very special, the kind of official who specializes in giving gifts to men. But you don't need to know as a eunuch.

"Father-in-law, how is the tributary country that came with you this time?" Xu Qin hurriedly changed the topic. It's weird to talk to a eunuch about women.

"Seventeen or eighteen, but there will be more in the future, your next thing is to receive these small countries, don't fall into my Ming national prestige."

Zheng He said.

Xu Qinxin said of course not. The tributary system of the Ming Dynasty is very famous in later generations, and people are light and affectionate, and I will naturally give it generously to the kingdom of the Ming Dynasty.

For the sake of shame, regardless of their own difficulties, the cheapness has made these deflated three people earn, especially the stick country is simply shameless, just like asking for food.

Obviously, the Ming Dynasty asked him to come once every three years, and those who were dead had to come three times a year, and the poor didn't even want their faces. But the big men of the Ming Dynasty want to be cheeky.

It's purely that the country is poor, the people are trapped, and a bunch of white-eyed wolves are raised. I don't care, if I do, I must let them know what the Celestial Empire is.

"Gonggong Zheng, what local specialties did you bring back from this trip? You can't go back empty. Xu Qin suddenly thought of something and asked.

"That's not true, I went out this time and brought back some things, all of which are local specialties, but they have been handed over to the household department." Zheng He said casually.

He went out only to proclaim the prestige of the country and communicate with the nations. Of course, there is also the unspeakable search for Jianwen Emperor Zhu Yunwen.

While fighting piracy and bringing back envoys from small countries, they naturally brought back a lot of local goods. However, he is not in the business business, so when he comes back, he will hand it over to the household.

Xu Qin stomped his feet, it was too late.