Such a big ......

Buzz Jelly looked at the world map, his little eyes glinting. The territory of the empire was painted gold, because it was the best color, and the rest was silver, because they were not rich enough.

The empire is so small, but it shines with real light. Someday, Prydan will belong to the Empire.

One day, the whole world will become an empire!

Bass Jelly can't wait to invade the others, especially Gardmani. Excalidad would be proud to see a slimy man triumphantly jump over their castle!

Satisfied with its curiosity, it jumped off the map table and joined the other minions in the war tent. They are kobold rangers, war heroes of the Empire; Compared to the tiny slime, they are so huge, though not as big as dragons!

Together, they formed an elite squadron composed of the kind-hearted Emperor Winkel's niece, Princess Julie D

ago

Command. Their legion will soon rejoin the main force and conquer the castle of the evil nymph Mel Odius.

But today, they were chosen for a special task.

A cloaked undead entered the tent, and the minions lined up in front of their superior officers. Jules Rapace was the ghoul commander who oversaw their troops, the personal adjutant and alternate chief of staff to the Imperial Princess. Ghoul General.

"Thank you for coming." The ghoul said to the minions who had gathered. "You're the best servants we've got on hand, and it's a sensitive task."

"Commander, what's wrong with you?" The Red Ranger asked, he was the most experienced of the group.

"It's a rescue mission, but I'm not going to lie," the ghoul replied, placing a few paintings on the table, "and we don't stand a good chance of winning." ”

The Minions look at the table and the animated picture on it. Buzz Jelly immediately recognized the slime companion on one of the paintings, who were born in the same [Slime Rain]. "Indecency! Pink molester!"

"It's called 'Private Love.'" Giules the ghoul nodded and showed everyone a picture of Pink Slime and a dodo watching the sunset. "Private harassment is hundreds of fathers and mothers, one of our best breeders, with Dalto

A dodo harem on IA has a loyal relationship. However, it did not hesitate to answer the V&V's draft, leaving its family to protect its homeland from the invasion of fairies. ”

"It's so cute...... says Pink Ranger because she's the same color as Slime.

The ghoul showed them a photo of "harassment" with its cheeks painted green and a large handkerchief around its tiny head. Another photo shows Slime boarding a sword rocket; Buzz Jelly is still haunted by not qualifying as a pilot of his own during the invasion.

"During Operation Hoarding Landing, private harassment was fired behind enemy lines by a dwarf rocket called 'Rambo Warriors.'" The Ghoul explained. "Its mission is to carry out savage acts of sabotage and terrorize former war beasts through breeding warfare. We believe that, as Dalto

Veterans of the IA campaign, private indecency can operate unsupervised and rejoin the main forces. We were wrong. ”

The ghoul showed them a new drawing, this time of a group of devastated elven hounds, shattered and defeated. It appears to be a tornado that has passed through the camp. "We have lost traces of private harassment in a war beast's den to the east of us, where it single-handedly incapacitated a combat force of thirty men and sowed offspring for them."

"What is his level?" The Red Ranger asked, impressed by the carnage.

"He's 30 years old and he's mostly taking vitality and agility classes, but he received a Crest badge before he got on the rocket," the necropury officer explained. "War was a quick source of experience, and he could have risen to level 40 and gained a career focused on horseback riding."

"Forty." Bass jelly was repeated, having surpassed this level not so long ago. Although it would love to get more [Astronaut] ranks, it had to choose [Artillery]. During the invasion, so many guns were pointed at Bass, and this slime had to spit out bullets for a few hours after the invasion.

The ghoul Jules showed them a dot on the map, followed by a drawing of a half-orc in stupid armor. "We believe that private harassment has been cornered and is trapped in the eastern region if not caught. Unfortunately, according to our vampire intelligence, this area is under the control of Frank, who is a small (timekeeper) and Sabra's (priest). ”

"He stole the princess!" The Pink Ranger roared.

"Now he's stealing our slime." The Blue Cavalry said solemnly.

"Your Majesty requests that no servants be left behind." The ghoul said. "As his commander, it is my duty to rescue the molestation; Nothing can compel you to follow. I warn you, this is most likely a suicidal operation. Princess Julie is waiting to be reunited with His Majesty the King, so we have no reinforcements. ”

"We kobold rangers will die for our country." The Red Ranger nodded. "Half of us did."

"It's good, because death is just a step in the right direction." The ghoul said, his immortal eyes scanning each of his followers in turn. "Will you help me return the molestation to his family?"

"Yes, sir! All the Rangers said in unison.

"Empire!" Bass Jelly swears. "Go home obscenely!"

The Minions and the Ranger's pet dinosaurs walked through the forest together until nightfall, when they stopped in the shade of a tree and rested around the campfire. Ghoul Jules retreats into the darkness and prays to his goddess Camilla for success while the kobold rangers roast a cat.

"Do you want a cockroach to be with your cat?" Chef Yellow Ranger hands Buzz Jelly.

The sludge shook its little head as it fed only on the dashed hopes of the enemies of the Empire. The Yellow Mounties shrugged and held out a leg to the Pink Mounties. The poet retreated in disgust. "I don't eat squeaky," the poet complained. "I'd rather starve to death!"

"Oh come on, it's like we're eating your for the third time." The chef protested. "If you don't eat all the time, you're going to be thin and weak."

"Do you want to encounter the Sixth Ranger again?" The Blue Cavalry asked the bard.

"We're not talking about the sixth Ranger," the Black Ranger replied, glaring at his teammates. "There has never been a sixth Ranger."

"Six?" Bass Jelly asked, and all the reptiles looked away in shame. So mysterious!" But the five of you!"

"This is ......" The Red Ranger shook his head, his breathing quickening, and his face turned pale. It's a terrible story. ”

"It's not our fault." The Black Ranger shook his head, as if immersed in the memory. "That's war!"

"He's silver," Pink Ranger said. "He's lovely, but ......"

"He's annoying," the Blue Mounties interjected. "You could say he's dead."

"His name is Sc

appy，”Red Ra

ge

Tell Buzz Jelly. "In El Dorado, Lady Julie trusted us to protect the Princess Wildlife Sanctuary, but the knights kept coming. So we recruited a new kobold to help us scout. I think his attitude and skin color are suitable. ”

"We told him that he should change the Minion's name to Silver to match the team's theme, but he refused!" The yellow cavalry shouted, trembling all over. "He's unbearable!" Nasty! Always trying to steal the show!"

"It was an accident!" Meanwhile, the Black Ranger is still lost in his flashbacks. "I didn't mean that...... I didn't mean that!"

"Once, an evil human acolyte trapped us in a cave and sealed the exit with a boulder so he could abscond with a princess." The Red Ranger said, his eyes on the roast cat. "We can't get out."

"We stayed in the cave for days, trying to dig a way," the Blue Ranger continued. "Pinker had to sing us some bad songs to make sure we didn't lose consciousness from exhaustion. But Sc

appy…… Sc

appy didn't help, he just complained!"

"You know the food chain," the Red Mounted Policeman asked Buzz Jelly, who nodded reverently. "We made a list. For the sake of the emperor, they will sacrifice themselves first. We never thought we'd use it, but ...... We starved to death. We all looked at Skepi, and he got it. ”

"As an undead, I don't need to eat him to survive," Blue Ranger admitted. "But I hate him. I hate him. ”

"I've always wondered how I taste, but I'm too scared to try it. He tasted like veal. The Yellow Ranger stared deep into Jelly Bus's eyes, his gaze filled with fear. We eat like veal!" Like a cow!"

"He's cute," the Pink Ranger said with tears in his eyes. "But he didn't run fast enough."

"That's war." The Black Ranger kept repeating. "That's war!"

"A few days later, when Lord Grandrack dug us up, there was nothing left to keep Spiby." "Not even bones."

…

"All?" Buzz Jelly asked, expecting something more impressive. This is Mu

mu

i

Part of the course, no pun intended; Chocolate tells a lot of these stories to the slime. "Is the princess saved?"

"Oh?" The Red Ranger nodded. "Oh yes, yes, she is. Master Grandric traps the Squire with a false legendary sword stuck in a stone. They just can't resist that. ”

"Like Excalidad?" Basger asked, immediately captivated by the story.

"It's a little different," Red Ranger explained. "Imagine a mousetrap, but with a sword instead of cheese. The Squire wanted to pull it out, and—"

The discussion was interrupted by the sound of things pouring around the campfire.

"A living gentleman, a dead gentleman." The ghoul said, throwing a paralyzed, fair-skinned humanoid robot among the minions. "Look who's spying on us when I've found out."

"I don't speak!" The doppelganger of the captives shouted, and he was bound by a tight rope and knelt on the grass.

"We know you know where the Elven Resistance base is." The ghoul officer said to the expressionless prisoner. "We've got a way to get you to talk."

"I won't! Whatever you do to me, Frank will double it!"

"Tickle him," ordered the red rangers, the blue and black rangers waving their dodo feathers. They scratched the doppelganger's feet ferociously, trying to break his will.

But 30 minutes passed, and the humanoid robot didn't laugh once!

"Moon!" Buzz Jelly shows the doppelganger a drawing of it scribbling with its mouth and crayons, trying to interrogate the country's enemies with glue. "Moon!"

"What is this, lead-colored landscape?" The shapeshifter shrugged. Seeing the moon had no effect on him.

"Damn, he's trained in interrogation techniques." The Red Ranger shook his head. "We don't have a choice. Pink, bringing out the banjo. ”

"Are you sure?" The Black Ranger asked his captain a little scared. "He probably won't survive!"

"I'll take full responsibility," the ghoul said. "And, if he is electrocuted to death, we can resurrect him as an immortal. Pink Ranger, let him speak. ”

"What songs should I play?" The bard asked, raising the ukulele menacingly towards the fairy's slave.

"Requiem for the Lich", "The Passion of the Maggot", "Venquirio and Victoria". If he doesn't speak afterwards, he will never do it again. ”

The Pink Ranger cleared her throat, her companions holding their ears with their hands. Buzz Jelly doesn't because it doesn't have arms.

Slime listened, and the bard began to sing a trio: complex music, complex lyrics, Buzz Jelly was too small to understand. Due to unfamiliarity with the biology of mammals and reptiles, the slime did not capture most of the references.

They sound disgusting, though.

The charm test is successful! [Crazy], [Horror] and [Vomit] Negative! Ignorance is bliss!

Even though the song shrouds the world in gloomy darkness, the doppelganger still stubbornly resists, silent as a grave. The Pink Ranger ended her show without any victims.

This is the first time in her musical history.

"He can resist Pi

k's singing, "Blue Ra."

ge

Commented, amazed at the spiritual resistance of the slaves. "What a strong will."

"I believe he just lost his hearing," the ghoul noted. "That's the problem with shapeshifters......"

Bass Jelly thought about it and found a solution: use its least commonly used Porks. "Awesome probe!"

A rift in space opened, and an egg-shaped alien machine floated in. The creature reminded Buzz Jelly of a squid, with metal tentacles swirling on its underbelly; Each appendage eventually turns into a blade or a sharp claw. A glass eye blinked in the center of the building, scanning the group.

You have summoned a [formidable probe, it will obey your commands, but serve as a beacon to the great old men!]

"Enter the mode of communication of lower organisms." The sound of the detector turned into a cheerful recording. "Subtle condescension: Good morning, carbon life!" We are here for peace!"

"Can you make this doppelganger speak?" The Red Ranger asked, surprised by the creature's strange appearance.

Joy: Detector position detection. Insert the probe through the opening. The egg body of the machine opened a metal arm, and a sharp object appeared at the end. It tried to shove it into the doppelganger's face, but to no avail. Disappointment: The primaries were rejected at the beginning. Enthusiasm: The second opening is detected, please take a seat. ”

"Hey, what are you doing-" The tentacles of the probe pushed the doppelganger against his chest, his ass exposed.

"Sadism with little restraint: location assumes," [Eldridge Probe] hummed, aiming his strange machine at the useless space between the doppelganger's legs." Unrestrained sadism: Ready to penetrate. ”

"Wait, wait, stop!" The doppelganger panicked. "I'm a prisoner, I have a right!"

"Commander, have we signed the Prisoner of War Convention?" Xiaohong asked, apparently distraught by the interrogation. Apparently, he does not understand that the rebels have no rights!

"Yes, but we don't respect it." The ghoul replied nonchalantly. If anything, he seemed curious about what would happen next.

"Brutal Joy: Begin to Penetrate Forcefully."

"No, wait, I'll tell you!" The doppelganger pleaded before the agent touched him. "I'll tell you everything!"

"Stop!" Buzz Jelly commanded, and the machine interrupted its probing.

"Frustrated: Program Break?" The detector changed its tone, dangling sharp objects like candy. "A blatant lie, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Frank has clogged this slimy thing in an ancient temple!" After the last comment, the doppelganger shouted even louder: "The problem is, this slime occupies a sniper's position, has a stolen arsenal, and it is impossible for us to approach without being hit; When we send out a summon to scout, it will have babies with them! With what I know about Frank, he might be in this place soon!"

"Then there's no time to waste." The Red Ranger said, showing the elven slave a rough map of the area. "Where's that temple?"

When the doppelganger told them everything, the probe flinched, apparently disappointed. Buzz Jelly decides to cheer it up. "The Great War is about to begin!" Mucus said. "Need help!"

"Hope: Killing lower creatures is the joy of my life. Politically correct apologies: I don't believe that carbon life forms are inherently inferior. Some of my best friends are carbon-based animals. ”

"Thank you for your help, Mr. Jelly." The ghoul is grateful to the slime, and the Rangers continue the interrogation, causing the slime to pass out with pride. "Tell me, why did you join the V-Army?"

"My patriot!" Bass Jelly shouted with nationalism. "The best in the Empire!"

"You're such a good sludge." Juris replied. "Indeed, the V&V empire is the most progressive country in the world. It made me dare to dream again. In Vai

queu

Having allowed the undead to work, I could no longer sit idly by and watch Ga

demag

The paladins of E spread their negative conspiracy. ”

"Negative conspiracy?" Bass Jelly asked. That sounds serious!

"They tried to slander the undead revolution by releasing a lot of negative energy into the atmosphere," the ghoul explained. "They say it's us undead who are causing a negative impact on the environment because we threaten their monopoly on the nature of life."

"The nature of life?"

"Paladins can only heal living creatures; Instead, they will harm the undead. Now, when most people and adventurers are still alive, this makes them extremely valuable. But what if everyone didn't die? Have you thought about this?"

Bass Jelly shook its little head. It sounds complicated, and Jelly is a military man, not a thinker. Perhaps this has something to do with the "elf-capital-bourgeois-conspiracy" that the dwarves have been complaining about.

"It was [the Paladin] who did it." The ghoul said. "Mrs. Camilla saw it too. Do as she did; When paladins offer you their life essences, reject them. Say "no".

"Paladins don't." Buzz Jelly nodded. "The undead, yes."

The ghoul acts like a good soldier and pats the slime on his head.

The minions hid behind trees and bushes, observing the enemy camp.

Due to the need to stealth, the Imperial soldiers left the dinosaur sword behind, and the ghoul officer Jules protected them with a hallucination spell. After abandoning the doppelganger, they sneaked through the forest to the periphery of an ancient stone temple built in the middle of a clearing.

Private harassment erected a barricade in front of the building, made of trees and the carcasses of former war beasts. A group of two dozen orcs surrounded the area, heavily armed and carrying the emblem of Sabra, the worm god.

"That's Frank's ark." The Red Ranger pointed to the leader of the orcs, a tall figure in heavy armor. He's big and scary, like all the rebel dregs. "We can take him."

"We have to do it." The ghoul officer looked at the soldiers in the camp and lost his temper and replied. "They're clearly going to attack."

The [Eldridge Probe] following Buzz Jelly cheered them up. "Passivity: You are wonderful people, and it would be a shame if one of you unfortunately died."

Meanwhile, the orcs lose patience, and Frank the Anak pushes one of his retinues forward. Weakened enemy servants cleared their throats, and privates teased and peeked at the barricades.

"Give up, stupid!" The orc minions shouted at the temple. "You're surrounded!"

"Never give up!" Molesty jumped over the barricade and fired a shot at the army, somehow holding a rifle, even though it had no hands. Orc minions are forced to seek cover. "Let's do it first!" Let's do it first!"

The orcs returned fire with arrows, and the harassers hid behind the barricades.

"Why are you always being delayed by slime?" Frank angrily reprimanded his subordinates. "We must board the Croome Cruch within six hours, or we'll all be stuck behind!" Do you want to miss the fireworks in the VIP seats?!"

"I, I don't know, sir!"

"Well, I won't!" The leader roared and disappeared into a large tent. "it, I'm going to get the tank out!"

Bass Jelly doesn't know what a tank is, but it sounds fantastic.

"It's bad." Said the Red Ranger, turning to the ghoul Jules. "What shall we do, Commander?" We cannot do it without casualties. ”

"Buzz Jerry, you go to the rescue and evacuate the private harassment," the ghoul ordered, then turned to the Rangers. "Bring the dinosaurs; At the same time I will distract them. No matter what happens. ”

"Save Molesty!" Buzz Jelly jumped out of cover. “[SpaceZ] !”

His Pe

K is activated, and the slime accelerates, turning into an unstoppable cannonball. Before the orcs could react to the newcomers, Buzz Jelly flew through them at the speed of a bullet, tearing the humanoid robot into a bloody blur before passing through the barricades. He fell behind and drilled a small hole in the shield.

"Jelly!" Private harassment is a pleasure to see friends of it. The "Pink Moleger" spits out a strange, red-hot stick with its small mouth and holds the rifle to its side. "Come!"

"Friends! (The astronaut) looked at the cane and replied happily. "What is this?"

"The last cigarette." Molesty replied sadly, spitting a cigarette out of its little mouth. "Low HP. No way. ”

"Family waiting!" Bass Jelly tries to encourage its slime partner. "Fight for them!" Fight with you!"

"It's none of your business!" Harassing protests, ready to make a final resistance for his country. "Delay you! Save the jelly!"

"Nope! Your friend!"

A violent explosion tore the barricade to pieces, pushing both slimy men back.

By the time Buzz Jerry regained consciousness, the defensive barrier had collapsed and the enemy orcs were moving outward, giving way to a giant machine. It looks like a metal cube with strange round wheels and a steel box sticking out of it.

An iron elephant!

"Say hello to my little friend!" Frank's voice came from the machine. "[Agility Rise], [Acceleration Boost]!"

The huge car rushed straight at them, driving at an unbelievable speed of something so huge.

"Get out of Jelly!" The flirting panicked and couldn't jump away. The pink slime turned into a cloud of mud because of the fright!

"Take you home!" Buzz Jelly held on, struggling to carry another slime on his back. “Dodola

d !”

[The astronaut] jumped away, dodged another shell, and fled from the temple to the clearing. The tank pursues them at high speed, crushing trees and Minions in a frantic rampage, while its metal trunk fires shells at fleeing mud figures.

Seemingly inspired by the chaos, the ghouls bravely joined the fray, unleashing a necromantic storm in the middle of the enemy camp. The orcs are dead, but resurrected as undead, forming a defense around the necromancer, and [Eldridge Probe] joins the fray.

"Pretend to be amiable." Bas Jelly's allies threaten the enemy's retinue with tentacles. "I'm looking forward to getting to know you better today."

The orc minions immediately surrounded them, and the entire camp was thrown into chaos.

Buzz Jelly continued to rush forward frantically, and the explosion exploded around the moon veteran. Trees were blown to pieces, shells fell from the sky, and the ground turned into smoking craters. The car ignores the ghouls' interference and is entirely focused on killing the jellyfish.

But no matter how fast Buzz jumps, it can't overtake the tank with another slime. "Not fast enough!" Private harassment panics. "Jelly leaves!"

"Never!" Bass replied, changing tactics. It walked over to a tree that was still standing and moved the harassment behind it for cover. "Stay there! Beat it!"

"Suicide!"

"Heroes don't die!" Dine at Paradise of Happiness!" Bas Jelly boasted. Little Slime closed his eyes, thinking about Excalidad and the slimy siblings it was waiting for at home, and jumped into the fight.

Jelly confronts the metal monster and rushes straight ahead. "[SpaceZ]!, the slime shouted, turning into a bullet. When [the astronauts] rushed at full speed towards the thick shell of the tank, the whole world lit up.

What happens when a metallic slime bullet hits a machine that is 200 times its size?

It bounced back.

Bass Jelly hits the ground like a bouncing ball, while two small openings in front of the tank release a stream of flames. The metal slime swells up, protecting the trees where the other slimes are hiding and absorbing the heat.

[Fire [reduces] the damage of blue ozone].

The tank shelled the jelly once, and then twice, and the shells caused serious damage. However, Mucus bravely endured the pain.

Cut physical damage in half [Sta.]

shotted]．

The mission is to save private molestation, and Buzz Jelly will not fail! The V&V army is counting on it!

When the fuel tank was ready to explode again with its trunk, the astronauts finally saw an opportunity. Using [SpaceZ], Buzz Jelly launches again at a much larger machine. But this time, it aimed at the cannon and blocked it.

Big Bang!

Huge damage!

The explosion pushed the "buzzing jelly" to the bark, and the tank shell exploded in the middle of the cannon. The metal trunk turned into steel shavings, and the car crumbled from damage.

Buzz Jelly slid around on the grass, badly injured and struggling to move.

"Turn him over!" Frank commanded from the machine. "Turn him over and send him to the afterlife in Japan!"

Buzz Jelly looked up helplessly as he watched a 70-ton machine rush straight at him. After so many adventures and so many unexplored worlds, this is the end. As he prepares to close his eyes and wait for the fatal impact, a slimy family photo flashes through his mind.

A pink slime jumps in front of Buzz Jelly, struggling to deal with his wounds, but refuses to flinch.

"No!" Buzz Jelly shouted. "Run!"

"Protect you!" Private harassment answers, glaring bravely at the tank while protecting his companion slime. "Empire!"

Both slimes are dying, and a metal giant prepares to turn them over.

The triumphant cries of dinosaurs echoed through the forest like a horn of victory.

A golden brachiosaurus, ridden by the kobold rangers, crushed the trees beneath its feet with its massive legs, trampling all the trees in its path. The beast rushes straight at the tank from the side, while the Pink Ranger sings "Song of the Prairie" to give it strength.

Bang!

The dinosaur crashed into the tank at full speed and shattered to pieces! Metal parts and orc crews flew up, and their craft exploded into ashes.

"What-"

Before the orc could finish speaking, the dinosaur bit Anak Frank with its mouth in flight, gathered strength with his long neck, and threw [Timer] towards the horizon.

The orc flew into the sky like a sword rocket, but his swordsmanship was not enough to reach the moon. However, he fell and fell farther into the forest of Praitan.

At the same time, the Ghouls single-handedly drove the orcs away with a necrotic explosion, resurrecting the dead as undead. [Eldridge Detector] chased after the cowardly slaves, pointing its pointy thing at them. "Objective statement: you exist to die!"

Feeling the tension and adrenaline of the wound leave its body, private harassment poured on his back.

“Molesty !” Buzz Jelly rushes over to support its slime companions, preventing [Pink Harasser] from turning into a puddle. "Are you okay?"

"Alive," the other slime replied with a smile. "Cigarettes are needed. and prostitutes. ”

In the end, only the ghoul Jules seemed unhappy with this result.

"It's a suicidal mission," said the ghoul, crossing his arms in disappointment. "But no one died!"