"Hello dear fans and friends.

By the time you read this tweet, I should have been on my way to the post-match interview.

I'd love to have a pleasant and comfortable interaction with you, but you know, I'm too hot right now that I may not be able to follow your comments one by one.

But it doesn't matter, your encouragement and cheering are all my motivation to keep going, and I think that's one of the reasons why I was able to win today.

Why?

Because I would also like to thank another person, my idol, UZI.

As we all know, I've always been a fan of UZI, and it was a great encouragement for me to be able to come and watch me play today.

I also have something to say to UZI here.

Four guarantees one, the important thing is not four, but one.

Look good, study hard, and don't live up to the expectations of your teammates.

You're also 20 years old, maybe you can try an adult's shower gel, and here I recommend a brand that I've been using.

A treasure link: [Johnson & Johnson Milk Body Wash Children's Baby Care Adult General Family Pack ......]

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Luo Xin turned off his mobile phone, so that the makeup on his face was not stuck, so he didn't dare to laugh, and his stomach hurt.

The director on the side saw Luo Xin's demeanor and said with emotion:

"I've been giving feedback to the leader for a long time, and I have to find an experienced host to interview this black, and I finally listened to it this time."

Hearing the director's words, Luo Xin smiled and said:

"After all, they have just come into contact with this circle, normal."

Although he said modestly, Luo Xin actually looked down on the first two hostesses who fell into small pearls because of the interview with black.

In fact, today's interview with Black was requested by Luo Xin.

You must know that black's current traffic is too big, and this person's words and deeds are full of various topics.

This is not too good an opportunity for Luo Xin, who is eager to gain attention.

So she couldn't understand Xiran and Xiaoyu, and felt that the two of them were really pies in the sky that fell down, and they could catch the stupid comparison that smashed themselves to death on the back of their heads.

blakc likes to talk about the group in the post-game interview, so let him say it, the angry black fans are only black, although the host will be somewhat implicated, but that black fan is also called black?

In addition, Luo Xin and Aunt Zhou Shu's personal relationship is very secret, black was in the live broadcast room, pulling her best friend to blow herself up together, and she Luo Xin naturally wants to help her best friend find a little bit of a field today.

Luo Xin was thinking so, and Song Wen had already pushed open the door and walked in.

Seeing the abstract woman in the room, Song Wen was stunned.

"I'm rough, why are you, can I not be interviewed?"

Song Wen's sudden attack made Luo Xin, who was about to say hello with a fake smile on his face, stunned.

Say that you are polite offline, but what about a teacher?

It seems that it is the first time I have met Song Wen, and she is so unwelcome?

The director on the side was still smiling and waiting to see Song Wen's hypocritical Italian performance, but he didn't expect that today's Song Wen was like eating gunpowder.

No way, Song Wen really doesn't have a good impression of Luo Xin.

This woman's position in his heart is basically the same as Zhou's.

For Luo Xin, Song Wen only had two impressions in his mind.

One is that she was hanging to explain that Wang remembered to raise a spare tire.

There is another one, that is, Zhou Shuhe's evaluation of Luo Xin during the live broadcast.

"How did you make such a thick poop, that it was not pinched at all, and then the whole stick was the same thickness, like rubbing plasticine, how did you do it?"

So as long as he thinks of Luo Xin, Song Wen's head will involuntarily appear like plasticine.

In Song Wen's eyes, Luo Xin is equal to.

"Forehead......" Luo Xin tried his best to maintain a decent smile on his face, "Black player, have we met before?" ”

"I've seen it, I can't help but look back at you every time I finish wiping."

"Huh?"

"Forget it, let's start the interview quickly."

Song Wen said as he took out a tissue from his pocket.

Luo Xin had already done his homework, and joked: "Is this for me?" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Song Wen throw the tissue into the trash can on the side.

"You don't need to, you're thick-skinned."

Seeing Song Wen repeatedly scolding himself for no reason, Luo Xin's face finally became a little unbearable.

But she is just a host, although black is notorious, but she is also a professional player, and the status of the two is very different, so she can only endure it silently.

The director noticed that the atmosphere between the two was not quite right, and hurriedly spoke:

"Come, the host and the contestants are ready, the live broadcast is about to start, 3, 2, 1!"

As soon as the camera was turned on, Luo Xin immediately entered the state.

"Hello audience friends before the live broadcast, welcome back to the post-game interview, I am the host Luo Xin, and today we also invited today's MVP player, black of the snake team."

"Hello fans and friends, I'm Team Snake's top laner, black."

In the live broadcast room, compared with the barrage of the two earlier games, today's barrage is extraordinarily harmonious.

The fans of the Royal Three Family have long been unable to bear to quit the live broadcast room early, and now the people in the live broadcast room are either Le Zi people or fans of Song Wen.

If Song Wen knew that he now had a large number of real fans, he would definitely be moved to tears.

[Brother Hei, Brother Hei, you are the best, my sister dances a stick for you! ] 】

[I haven't played the league, and I can't understand the game, so I endured it for an hour and a half, just for these ten minutes. 】

[Here, come, the limited toothy grinning session for the first two minutes of the interview! ] 】

[U1S1, Brother Hei is still quite handsome, and now the more I look at it, the more pleasing it is. 】

[It's a pity, it's just a long mouth.] 】

[Woo woo, my dumb husband! 】

[I'm rough, isn't it, black ÷ and female fans, how abstract is this to like black ÷? ] 】

[You know a fart, we are the fans of Brother Hei! ] 】

Song Wen, who had a black face just now, put on a fake skin for a second, smiling brightly and sunnyly.

The director standing behind the camera blinked in surprise, obviously surprised by Song Wen's performance.

This kid doesn't go to Beiying to be a professor, he comes to play professionally, and he is a waste of his youth.

"Hello black, congratulations to your team on winning WE, it's a three-game winning streak, what do you think is the main reason why the team has been doing so well recently?"

Song Wen smiled and said:

"Because I recommended [Johnson & Johnson Milk Body Wash Children's Baby Care Adult Universal Family Pack] to my teammates, I feel refreshed after taking a bath, and my mother no longer has to worry about me being red and warm!"

"Flutter!"

Luo Xin, who had just finished reading Weibo, couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

[Hahaha laughed to death.] 】

[Damn, Lao Tzu lay in the quilt and couldn't help but collapse three farts, my wife is still in the quilt, I have now clamped her and won't let her come out, but her resistance is very fierce, what should I do, I'm thinking about waiting for a hurry! ] 】

[I fucking thought the black ÷'s Weibo was funny enough, but I didn't expect the fucking to be just foreshadowing, and the last job is waiting here?! 】

[Hard to him? 】

[Is there really no bottleneck for this kid?! 】

Song Wen glanced at Luo Xin, who was laughing, in surprise, and said meaningfully:

"What are you laughing at? Are you a black powder for stains? ”

Luo Xin's smile froze, and she quickly restrained her smile, and she didn't dare to bear the 10,000 guts she had as a black fan, so she hurriedly defended:

"I'm not, I just think you're funny."

"Oh," Song Wen nodded, "I understand, it's really inconvenient for your profession to show yourself, it's okay, let's just let the director pinch off the paragraph just now." ”

Listening to Song Wen's words, Luo Xin's eyes widened in shock, and he looked at the man with a warm smile on his side in disbelief.

This kid is not the first time to be interviewed, how can he not know that this is a live broadcast, and now as soon as he says this, Luo Xin can't wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

The director looked at Luo Xin, who was speechless for a long time, and was so anxious that he began to dance the fifth set of radio gymnastics behind the camera.

What about the experienced old abbot, how did it start and the brain was shut down?

This is not as good as the two newcomers before, people can at least fight with black for a few rounds, this Luo Xin, black hasn't started yet, she is already not good.

Under the director's desperate reminder, Luo Xin finally came back to his senses, and the smile on his face became more and more far-fetched.

"Today, the UZI players also came to our commentary seat as a special guest, and gave a high evaluation of your performance today, I feel that now you two players, as if there is a sense of fate in martial arts, what do you think?"

Hearing Luo Xin's question, Song Wen glanced at Luo Xin with a smile.

is worthy of Zhou Shuhe's best friend, and sure enough, a thatched pit is full of.

"I suggest that after UZI goes back, write a 2,000-word review to me, after all, such a rare and vivid experience class, he should be able to learn a lot, as for the fateful duel you said, maybe if the two of us meet in the bathhouse, we can still compete for a high level."

Luo Xin smiled and continued to ask:

"I feel that the black players are really interesting, and every time they open their mouths, they often have some unique insights."

Song Wen smiled modestly and said, "No, no, isn't this reading according to the manuscript you just gave me." ”

"Huh?"

Luo Xin's eyes widened, and he looked at Song Wen in disbelief, obviously he didn't expect the other party to throw dirty water on him so unreasonably.

"You can't make a joke," she said, feigning her composure, "black, you're so humorous. ”

In the face of Luo Xin's denial, Song Wen looked dazed.

"Huh? Isn't it? ”

He reached into his pocket, tinkered with it twice, and actually pulled out a crumpled piece of toilet paper.

"I still have the manuscript you gave me, although I don't understand it, but I just need to read it, right?"

Luo Xin obviously didn't come back to his senses from Song Wen's commotion, and before he could speak, he saw Song Wen reading at a glance on the paper.

"In 2013, Father Planck discovered the calorific value fluctuation of shock waves for the first time, and studied the shock wave constant, introducing the concept of priests, and laying the foundation for the system of priestology."

"In 2014, Father imp Boer perfected the Bo5 model while studying the shock wave constant, and explained the second law of calorific value of shock waves from the regular season."

In 2015, based on the theories of priests, Cool Fermat scholars boldly put forward the "shock wave (cjb) conjecture" for the first time, which has an indelible impetus for the future study of the red temperature law of shock waves. In the same year, Father Bang Einstein began to study the shockwave hypothesis and successfully explained the shockwave effect. ”

In 2016, Father Bang Einstein successfully verified the "EZ Theory of Relativity" and "Ember Relativity" on the shockwave at the same time, and derived the inverse mass-energy equation [IZU=BJC] to create modern priestology, thus earning the title of "Eternal Father". ”

In 2017, the famous scholar (ClearLove7 Taylor) proposed the second-level grasping equation to provide a key solution to prove the CJB conjecture, proving to the world that the "shockwave conjecture" is a true proposition, and finding the general solution as "no interleaved flash". ”

In the live broadcast room, the screen is full of question marks.

【？？？？？？ 】

[I'm rough, what is Brother Hei talking about? Academic papers? 】

[What is the theory of shockwave research?!] 】

[Okay, good, sauce purple open, right! ] Then I can only say to the black ÷: Brother, you are really awesome! 】

【Genius! This is true genius! 】

[My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. 】

[If it weren't for the original painting opened by Lao Tzu, seeing that there were no words on the paper at all, Lao Tzu would really almost believe it! ] 】

[Little blacks, reread and recite the full text for me! ] 】

[Is there a translator, hurry up and print it out, Lao Tzu wants to put the shockwave theory on the door of every house!] 】

Luo Xin stood blankly, watching Song Wen finish reading the so-called manuscript and put the manuscript back in his pocket.

Can you write so many words on toilet paper the size of a palm?!

And if she read it correctly just now, there was no word on the paper, not even a drop of ink!

What bothered Luo Xin was not where Song Wen took out the paper, but how did he manage to talk nonsense with his eyes open like this, and he memorized it like a serious one?

Just this passage, how many times does this kid usually have to practice in private before he can recite the full text without getting stuck in front of the live camera?!

Seeing that Luo Xin didn't speak, Song Wen scratched his hair a little embarrassed.

"Uh...... Is my recitation just now not full of feelings? ”

——

"Brother Wen, can you read your shockwave theory again, I'll copy it and study it every day."

On the bus back to the base, Song Wen pushed away the posture of the dead skin and his face, and said:

"I said it was a manuscript given to me by someone else, and I forgot about it."

"Don't pretend to be Brother Wen," the gesture had an expression that I understood, "We are all original paintings, and there are no words on your paper at all, don't you just like to bully girls." ”

"You fart, when did I like to bully girls."

"You made Luo Xin cry angrily in front of the camera, shouting that you are not UZI's sunspot anymore, isn't it called bullying?"

"It's okay," Crystal Figure, who was sitting in the back row, patted Song Wen's shoulder, "Such a cute girl, whoever sees it can't help but want to give her two punches, Brother Wen, you are already very restrained." ”

"Lao Tzu is served, a car of chickens."

"Just repeat it!"

Song Wen stood up, changed his position, looked at the posture of coming over, and said helplessly:

"I've posted the shockwave theory on Weibo, go see for yourself!"

Hearing Song Wen's words, his posture instantly lost interest.

"What are you doing on Weibo, how can I post it if you post it."

Brother Crystal comforted: "It's okay, you can forward it." ”

The gesture sighed: "Why can't my brain be as smart and clever as Brother Wen?" ”

Song Wen didn't take any more precautions, picked up his mobile phone and turned on the bar.

There is a lot of content output today, and I won't go to the pit to add some nutrition, and I really want Jiang Lang to finish it next time.

[WE Esports Club VS Snake Esports Club Second Game Match, I will send the players, you will score. 】

"Where's the melon seeds?"

Song Wen stretched out his hand and waited until he handed over a handful of melon seeds, and then he looked at it with relish.

[Top order: 957.] 】

[2.5 points, not buddy, you don't really think of yourself as black, right?] 】

[1 point, tell you not to play small cannons, why do you prefer to play Rambo? 】

[0 points, the street alarm does not stop in the middle of the night, the global hospitals are fully full, the ICU is constantly wailing, and after many inquiries, it turned out that 957 was renamed 120, sending 6 billion fans to the morgue. 】

[0 points, give me a prosthetic leg brother.] 】

——

[Jungler: condi.] 】

[3 points, you and Sofm are jealous of the chicken, which is moving. 】

[2.5 points, 957 is your father, so like to help a waste? ] 】

[4 points, try your best, but I didn't find a good father. 】

——

[Medium single: xiye.] 】

[3 points, Greek nest.] 】

[2 points, you play with the ball, and the posture plays with the egg.] 】

[2.5 points, I've already called for you, hurry up and go home to inherit Wangzai.] 】

——

【ADC：Mystic。 】

[4 points: One shockwave is already the first in the world, not to mention that there are two on the other side, you really can't blame you for being melted. 】

[3 points, as soon as you hit the group, you just lie on the ground and sleep, right? ] 】

[3.5 points, it's really not good, let's go to the sea, right?] Dude definitely shouts to his girlfriend to buy the original genuine disc to support you. 】

——

[Support: Ben.] 】

[2 points, you and AD lock it together, the dog is not as fast as the two of you.] 】

[3 points, conscience Han aid, help the Black God bring the dawn of dawn to LPL.] 】

[4 points,You must be very helpless.,Why don't you know UZI who assists?,If it's UZI,,It's definitely okay!] 】

——

Song Wen was silly while looking at the comments of netizens, and couldn't help but comment under Ben's post.

[3 points, UZI is suitable for all-Chinese classes, because if the assistant is Korean, there is no way to familiarize yourself with the instruction manual of memorizing the shock wave theory. 】

After posting the comment, Song Wen continued to read it.

[Jungler: SOFM.] 】

[8 points, between the chicken and the black ÷, you chose the black ÷. 】

[7 points, you brushed a little too much in the wild area today, next time it is recommended to go to the road to brush the black ÷ line.] 】

[8.5 points, Vietnamese bean curd: refers to the story of Vietnamese sofm being blacked bean curd in LPL, during which the two unfolded love and hatred. 】

The update time is indeed a bit underworld.,Tomorrow the update will be changed to 12 o'clock at noon.。 In the past few days, it will be updated every day, and Le Ziwen is really not that easy to write, and it really has to be squeezed dry and hot.

(End of chapter)