Hearing Yu Shuang say that he was his fan, Song Wen was a little surprised.

"Really? A liar swallows a thousand needles. ”

"Huh? Hahaha, the black contestant is still as humorous as ever, "The interview has just begun, and Yu Shuang has already begun to sweat.

"Congratulations to the black player, who has won a four-game winning streak in the Snake team, and the second game of the day ended very quickly, it ended in less than twenty minutes, what does the black player think is the main reason?"

Hearing Yu Shuang's question, Song Wen thought for a while and said:

"I think we played averagely, maybe someone on the other side is already in a hurry to go back to the live broadcast, so the mind is not on the game."

Yu Shuang smiled, as if she hadn't heard Song Wen's answer, and asked instead:

"Snake has been gaining momentum lately, and has moved to the middle of the standings, and I feel that if I can keep up this form, I can make the playoffs, and many fans also have great expectations for you, do you have anything to say to the fans who support you?"

"Eh," Song Wen thought for a while and said, "Thank you fans and friends for your support, when I post on Weibo in the future, I will definitely attach my real autographed photo." ”

"Now the outside world has a very high evaluation of Ling, saying that you are the world's No. 1 Jace."

"Don't dare to be," Song Wen smiled humbly, "With that person here, I will never be the world's number one shockwave." ”

"They said that the black contestants are also very good at writing, and they often write small essays on Weibo."

"Hehe, okay, the reason why a story can move people is not because of how good the humanistic pen that writes the story is, but because of how wonderful the story itself is. I can only say that I am grateful to Uzi, EDG, and doinb, and I hope that in the future, more people will become the protagonists of my story. ”

Yu Shuang looked at Song Wen at this time, as if he was looking at a monster.

Listen, listen to what you say, is this human language?

In the RNG training room, the spicy incense pot was full of redness, until he saw Song Wen as if he was giving an acceptance speech when he was accepting the award, he couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

The corners of Xiaohu's mouth had risen, but he quickly glanced at the closed door alertly.

UZI IS NOT THERE, HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO TAKE A SHOWER.

Xiaohu, who was relieved, A picked up the leg and pulled up the second laugh.

——

The second barbecue stall.

As soon as Song Wen entered the store, he immediately took off the Lei Feng hat on his head and took off the military coat on his body.

The weather in April has warmed up, and Song Wen, who is still wearing such a set of actions, is obviously stuffy, and when he takes off his hat, there is steam on his head.

In order to avoid being discovered, the posture set off first, and the skewers have been ordered and are waiting here.

"I'm rough, Brother Wen, you've become a humidifier."

Song Wen took the stool and sat down, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in anger.

"Damn, why are Ming Kai's female fans so scary, it's been more than half a month, and they're still guarding the door of the club, all of them are orphans like me, and no one cares about them."

Song Wen grabbed the sheep's kidney and stuffed it into his mouth, looked at the unmoved posture of the opposite side, and said suspiciously:

"What are you eating, stunned!"

The posture was bitter and looked a little twisted: "Hey, buddy wants to lose weight, I feel a little rebounded during this time." ”

Song Wen pulled the iron plate in front of him.

"Those who can lose weight are werewolves, so don't eat it."

He swallowed his saliva as he looked at the roasted spicy lamb skewers, but he couldn't help but reach out and take a skewer.

"Brother Wen, you are in such a good figure, how do you usually practice?"

"I haven't practiced, but my genes are good."

Gesture sighed and asked:

"Brother Wen, you said that sweating a lot is not burning fat, the weather is getting hot soon, I can sweat very much."

Song Wen raised his eyes and glanced at the gesture, as if he was looking at an idiot.

"No, little fool, that fat is exhaled through breathing."

"I think so, anyway, if I sweat a lot in the summer, I will lose weight, and you see that the fatter people are, the more they can sweat."

"Sweating means you're alive."

"As soon as I sweat, I feel like my fat burns."

Song Wen silently finished eating the lamb kidneys in his hand and wiped his mouth.

"Okay, let's stop talking, my mouth is 38, your ears are 25, I say mine, you listen to you. In this way, you go to the bathing center to flush a card and flush 200,000. ”

The gesture looked puzzled: "I want to lose weight, why should I go to the bathing center to charge 200,000?" ”

Song Wen sneered: "10,000 for bathing, and the remaining 190,000 will be given to me to do a sauna, 100 degrees, to ensure that you will be exactly as thin as a bamboo pole tomorrow." ”

The gesture sighed: "Brother Wen, I really want to lose weight." ”

"If you want to lose weight, you don't have to stay up late."

"This won't work."

"Eat less."

Gesture picked up a bunch of lamb chops and gnawed it, and said hesitantly: "It's indispensable." ”

"Then exercise sports."

"I can't move."

"Eat a fat-reducing meal."

Hearing Song Wen's proposal, his eyes lit up: "It's okay to eat fat loss meals, this line, eat before or after meals?" ”

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, "Eat it as a meal." ”

"That's not going to work."

"Hehe," Song Wen laughed directly, "How old are you this year." ”

"I'm twenty."

Song Wen stood up, took out a pen and paper from the boss's desk, wrote it with a brush, and threw it directly in front of the gesture.

"Little fool, I've put up with you for a long time! When you go to the hospital, let the doctor do it for you according to the requirements on this list, and ensure that you get rid of the disease. ”

"I'm rough, Brother Wen, you will still prescribe ointment!"

His eyes lit up, and he picked up the paper and looked at it.

"Physical anesthesia, dipping the fist in iodine, disinfecting while fighting. Amputation, if the pain faints, wake up with urine, torture repeatedly, make him twenty years old forever. ”

"I'm rough, I'm still eating, why are you so disgusting."

He complained dissatisfiedly, picked his buttocks, picked up the lamb chops and continued to gnaw.

Song Wen picked up his phone and glanced at the time, a little puzzled.

"Why haven't you come yet, the little shouldn't be lost, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the store was pushed open, and a voice came.

"The nest is coming! Sorry, I got lost just now! ”

A flushed imp walked over, opened the beer on the table with a "bang", and poured it up with a bang.

"I'm rough, little, you drank it?"

Hearing Song Wen's words, IMP's hand naturally put on Song Wen's shoulder.

"Ahh Good boobs brother! The second scene of Zhe is wo! Repair the pot, you can rest assured! The nest has already vomited just now! ”

Song Wen grabbed IMP's hand and quietly stuffed the skewers into his hands.

"You kid take it easy, something will happen when you drink like this, and I can't afford to pay for it."

After yesterday's game with QG, Song Wen had a brief exchange with Father imp, and it can be regarded as a very happy conversation, and tonight we made an appointment to come out together to masturbate.

But seeing the appearance of the unlucky child of IMP now, Song Wen regretted it a little.

The little is addicted to alcohol, the problem is that the amount of alcohol is not good, the wine is still poor, and if you drink too much, you like to touch others.

This person can be said to be extremely self-disciplined, and in the years of playing professionally, it has always been a bar toilet training room, three points and one line.

But IMP's talent is extremely terrifying, even if he abuses his body like this, until he is thirty years old, he can still play a thousand points when he smokes and drinks heavily.

Just as he was thinking, imp had already opened another bottle of wine and raised it at Song Wen.

"Brother! The nest is really like you! Zhemo has been talking for many years, and finally someone has helped the nest to say what is in his heart! Wo happy! A bottle to you! ”

For IMP, there has been no less grievance in China over the years.

As a former champion AD, he has always been compared to UZI over the years.

That's right, not to compare UZI with him, but to compare him with UZI.

Seeing that UZI is about to be blown to the sky, and his champion AD has become what fans call an AD who can only play mice, imp is naturally unconvinced.

This person has a bad temper, he is stepped on every day, and after coming to China, he has not made any achievements in LGD, and over time, he began to let himself go.

But the appearance of black is like a ray of sunshine cast in the hazy sky, completing his redemption.

Over the years, what he didn't dare to say in his heart, black helped him say it, it was simply his Internet mouthpiece.

He loves black so much!

Seeing that IMP was about to pour two bottles of wine in a row, Song Wen hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the other party.

According to the usual, if someone prevents IMP from drinking, it is equivalent to killing him with a knife, and IMP who is not good at drinking will turn his face and scold his mother on the spot, but he is surprisingly not crazy about Song Wen.

"You drink less, Lao Tzu is looking for you today for business."

Hearing Song Wen's words, imp Hanhan smiled: "You say! I listen, Lao Tzu likes you, you can say anything! ”

He looked between the two with a strange expression, and said in a low voice: "Brother Wen, this kid shouldn't be a Nantong, right?" ”

Song Wen smiled: "That's not very good, you two just happen to be a couple." ”

The posture tightened, and he subconsciously covered his buttocks.

"I'm rough, don't do it, Lao Tzu's hemorrhoids are not healed yet!"

Song Wen ignored the gag gesture and asked the imp:

"Little smash, do you have a chance of winning if you play RNG in two days?"

Hearing Song Wen's words, IMP's face became even redder.

"There is a chance of winning in the West! LGD is going to be relegated, how to win! Wo doesn't brag with you, Lao Tzu's next road, blow up UZI! But Xiba just can't beat it. ”

Seeing that IMP was so excited, Song Wen handed over another skewer, temporarily blocking the other party's mouth that was about to scold again.

LGD has been in a slump since Wei Shen's arrow came back in S5 until now, and this year is even more excessive, and it has fallen into the relegation zone.

Wei Shen's mind is obviously not on LOL now, if Song Wen is not mistaken, this summer Sai Wei Shen basically gave up LOL and is ready to start fighting PUBG.

Seeing the imp who was angry, Song Wen smiled and said:

"It's okay, I'll help you when you play against RNG."

Hearing Song Wen's words, imp was stunned for a moment.

"Are you coming to LGD?"

"I'm definitely not coming," Song Wen was a little speechless at this drunken idiot, and now is not the transfer period, "but yesterday after the game, the official staff of the LPL came to me and asked me if I had any intention of commenting on the game between LGD and RNG." ”

imp was about to pour wine into his mouth, but when he heard Song Wen's words, he was stunned for a moment, slammed the wine bottle on the table, leaned forward and grabbed Song Wen's hand with both hands.

"Reverse must come! Definitely come! ”

black to explain UZI's game, who knows!

RNG has not been in great shape during this time, and no longer has the sweeping momentum that it had at the beginning of the spring season, and has swallowed two consecutive defeats.

And the biggest reason for this is that RNG's UZI is not in a good state when it comes in, and often makes some low-level mistakes when playing in a group.

But anyone who is not connected to the Internet in the village knows that the decline in UZI's state is inseparable from Song Wen.

UZI's mentality was not very good in the first place, but now it is obviously collapsed by Song Wen.

If Song Wen comes to explain UZI's game again at this time, you can imagine how much pressure UZI has to bear.

imp thinks that he is in the bottom lane, and he can completely suppress UZI, but he can't stand RNG's four-guarantee and one-game tactics, so he will go to jail in the lower lane, and his teammates will not give him too much support at all.

He obviously doesn't want to be ridden on the head and by UZI fans anymore.

Seeing the corners of Song Wen's mouth curled, he couldn't help but shudder.

"You want me to explain?"

"Xiba wants to die! Lao Tzu loves rebellion! Reverse explanation! Lao Tzu is rebellious! ”

Song Wen smiled and said:

"It's okay for me to explain, but I have a request, from now on, until the game with RNG is over, you are not allowed to touch a drop of alcohol."

Hearing Song Wen's words, imp was stunned for a moment.

"Does Tetsu have anything to do with it?"

"Of course it matters," Song Wen raised his eyebrows and said, "Fuck you just look stupid and go up and play against RNG, don't you lose?" Then Lao Tzu is going to explain a hook, you also know my relationship with UZI, if you lose the game by then, won't I become a clown? ”

Im's face was tangled, and he looked at the beer on the table, regretting a little why he didn't take a sip just now.

"That nest won't drink this bottle after drinking it."

"Not a drop is allowed."

——

"Good evening, viewers and friends before the live broadcast! What you are watching right now is the 2017 League of Legends LPL Spring Regular Season, LGD Esports Club vs. Rng Esports Club! I'm the narrator Miller! ”

"I'm a commentary doll!"

As soon as Miller finished introducing himself, he couldn't help wiping the sweat on his forehead, today's game, a heavyweight guest came, which made him even more nervous than the contestant, and now he has begun to sweat.

"In addition to the two of us commentators today, another special guest has been invited, let us welcome him with warm applause - black !!!"

The venue was silent, quieter than the library.

Song Wen had already expected this situation, obviously didn't care, and said hello with a smile.

"Hello everyone, I'm Team Snake's top laner, black!"

Although the venue was quiet, the live broadcast room at this time had already exploded.

[I'm rough!!!!! 】

[Huh?! Unexpectedly let the black ÷ explain the RNG game, LPL, are you crazy?! 】

[I really do everything for the sake of traffic, so disgusting my puppy, hehe. 】

[Hahahaha, I'm rough, the most exciting episode! ] I'm going to get my buddy to come and watch the game! 】

[It's coming, it's coming! LPL, you damn it, the black ÷ came to explain why he didn't reveal the news earlier! 】

[Damn, no wonder the black ÷ just posted a Weibo of "cheering for UZI on the spot today", which turned out to be true. 】

[I'm laughing to death, the show is full of effects.] 】

[Let's be quiet for a moment, let's listen to what Mr. UZI has to say.] 】

MR. UZI IS NOW SITTING ON THE COUCH IN THE BREAK ROOM, GNAWING ON HER NAILS AND HER FACE FLUSHED.

"Hey, Lao Tzu really doesn't want to fight, let others get on, it's like this Lao Tzu mentality."

Facing UZI, who had already started to warm up before the game, Brother Feng was a little helpless.

"The substitutes didn't come with the team at all, and it's too late to make a substitution now."

Seeing that UZI didn't speak, Brother Feng enlightened like an old father.

"You don't want to get into it, think about other possibilities, LGD is in such a bad state now that it has fallen to the relegation zone, we are very good to win, as long as we win the game, what can black do even if it is on the stage? Others will only treat him as a clown, right? ”

"But I get annoyed at the thought that he'll teach me to play games on the commentary bench later, and I feel like it doesn't matter if I play or not."

Xiao Ming on the side also opened his mouth to persuade:

"It's okay, just win the game and scold it back, this time is just a chance to fight back, and if you don't play directly, those black fans have something to say."

UZI BLUSHED AND TURNED HIS HEAD: "JUST SAY IT, I DON'T FUCK THEM." ”

The staff knocked on the door and leaned in.

"RNG, hurry up, LGD has already entered."

"Okay, I know," Brother Feng nodded and clapped his hands, "Okay, boys, let's get on the field, don't put too much pressure on yourself, you can do it." ”

Everyone stood up, and the spicy incense pot saw that UZI was still nesting in the sofa and gnawing on his nails and didn't get up, and finally couldn't help it.

"No, if you don't fuck it, let anyone beat it, or just abstain!"

Hearing that the tone of the spicy incense pot was so ugly, UZI was also angry in an instant.

"If you give the fuck, you will abstain, I don't care!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, letme suddenly said:

"Uh...... Black just tweeted again. ”

Everyone glared at letme angrily, and the killer was simply a pot that didn't open and which pot.

This Baiyun is on the list, and it is rare to show his high emotional intelligence once.

"Black said, people are commenting on the scene, and before RNG arrives, it shouldn't be too scared to go on stage, right?"

UZI'S FACE INSTANTLY TURNED RED AGAIN, AND HE STOOD UP ABRUPTLY AND WALKED TOWARDS THE STAGE.

Xiaohu, who had been silent, poked Letme's arm, lowered his voice and said:

"Isn't black in the commentary seat, how can I still have time to post on Weibo."

Letme's eyes wandered, and he muttered, "How do I know, you go and ask him." ”

Xiaohu laughed twice: "You pretend, Lao Tzu saw you send WeChat to black, when did you two have an affair?" ”

Seeing that the matter was exposed, letme sighed.

"What can I do, I'm also helpless, can I really just abstain."

Xiaohu was silent for a long time, only feeling a little crying and laughing.

"It's amazing!"

(End of chapter)