Chapter 99: Understand Sida, Can You Be Ignorant?! (5K big chapter!) )

"Oh! Terrible! Reverse this VN, Xiba is so powerful! ”

snake esports club.

imp stood behind Song Wen, looking at the VN in and out of the picture, his eyes lit up.

"The anti-ADC is so powerful, why do you want to reach the top order?"

Song Wen clicked off the base on the opposite side and said, "Is the study wasted?" ”

The gesture on the side slumped in the chair and rubbed his ears.

"It's not Brother Wen, why does this kid come to our club every day to eat and drink? If it weren't for LGD's disagreement, I guess we'd all have to sleep here. ”

Hearing the gesture's words, Song Wen smiled: "He seems to be applying, and if you can, you will have to change rooms." ”

"What?!"

The gesture stood up suddenly, and his heart ached.

"Shall I change rooms? Isn't that why I want to change rooms? He lives with you?! ”

Brother Crystal was noisy all morning, his ears ringing.

"No, can you be quieter, Lao Tzu's eardrum is going to be perforated, he is a member of the LGD team, how can he live here, does he really need a brain to lick a dog?"

He laughed twice and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Having said that, Brother Wen has been very popular on the Internet recently, and those female fans even gave Brother Wen a support club on Weibo, and they were envious."

The posture is so ruthless to himself, he has worked hard to lose weight and change his appearance, isn't he just trying to absorb some female fans, but as a result, all the female fans have now been sucked away by Song Wen.

"Laughing to death, those female fans are really outrageous, yesterday I also saw that in Super Talk, there is a female fan selling Brother Wen's film."

imp was stunned for a moment, and then looked excited.

"Films? God's film? Can I show the nest? ”

Song Wen moved his body without moving, and took the imp's hand off his shoulder.

Brother Crystal really lived in Bengbu, and laughed heartily: "You also watch Nantong films?" ”

"Father-in-law, have you also played a philosopher?"

Song Wen noticed that the eyes of imp looked at him as if they were full of dangerous light, and scolded angrily:

"Are you criticizing, then you buttoned down Lao Tzu's face and pasted it!"

Sitting in his position, an indescribable voice was already coming from his phone.

"I'm rough," he touched the chicken, his face flushed, "Gou Hachi is so exciting." ”

"Smack!"

The back of his head was hit hard, and his posture was full of stars, and he saw that the mobile phone was taken away by Song Wen.

Seeing Song Wen forwarding the video to his WeChat, his posture was shocked.

"I'm rough, Brother Wen, I was acting just now, you can't be real, right?"

"Get out," Song Wen's face was full of sinister smiles, "this is all incriminating evidence." ”

Brother Jing looked at Song Wen with a terrifying smile and shuddered.

This person has begun to stop pretending, and the true nature of the demon is about to be revealed.

"You're not going to sue them, are you?"

"I must sue you," Song Wen shook his phone, "I have already sent the video to the legal department." ”

"I'm rough, you're so ruthless, and your own fans are also attacking?"

Brother Crystal obviously couldn't understand Song Wen's brain circuit.

This person has so many black fans on the Internet, every day he either gives him an online excess or cheats on him on the Internet, and I don't see any reaction to Song Wen.

Now it's hard to have some fans, and they are going to sue people backhanded?

Facing Brother Crystal's questioning, Song Wen spread his hands.

"This is also a fan, take Lao Tzu's head to shoot a hairy film, do you understand the law? Yesterday, just yesterday, those fans were fighting hand-to-hand with Ming Kai's female fans offline at the door of the club, didn't you see it, and the uncle was alarmed. ”

Hearing Song Wen mention this, he nodded approvingly.

"See, the scene is very 18, a bit of a Ha person."

"But if you do this, it is estimated that a large number of fans will turn black and turn around and trample you to death."

Hearing Brother Crystal's words, Song Wen smiled: "It's okay, buddies like to be stepped on." ”

The gesture thought for a moment and said:

"Brother Wen's female fans are indeed a little too abstract, and yesterday there was a female fan who sent a large-scale photo of herself to the club, which was outrageous."

Hearing the words, Brother Crystal couldn't help but be happy.

"Who made your brother Wen so abstract, you really can't blame the fans for being abstract, I can only say that your brother Wen attracts a group of such fans, and then you can do it all for the people."

imp nodded and echoed, "Father-in-law! Kinky bears! ”

"Can you cure your accent?"

Tabe and Zhu Kai rushed in from the outside in high spirits, and when they saw that IMP was there again, they were also stunned for a moment.

This kid comes to his side every day, shouldn't he be in love with my family?

Tabe's brow furrowed deeper and deeper, and his heart became more and more uneasy.

The current LGD, only the middle and lower double C can stand out.

Wild King Eimy is a real wild king.

The so-called wild king does not refer to the king of the jungle, but the king of the wild monsters in the wild area.

Eimy is evaluated as a herbivorous jungler, this kind of jungler is not offensive and invasive, and is more about managing one's acre and three points of land at home, but most herbivorous junglers will pay more attention to the gank on the line.

However, Eimy has taken her ability to eat grass to the extreme, and can stay in her own jurisdiction for 29 minutes to control law and order in a game of 30 minutes, and strive to eat no grass in her wild area, and not give the other party a chance to invade at all.

This is also the reason why he was named the Lion King by netizens after taking out Rengar in the game against RNG.

Because his poodle was able to ignore the game mechanics in a game of more than 30 minutes, and kept turning on the ultimate stealth, almost making the other side think that there was a bug.

Not to mention the funny on the road.

The significance of this person's appearance is purely for the sake of funny.

It's hard to tell if he's a real dish or if it's for the effect of the show to bring joy to everyone.

After all, there are few people who can be like him, and almost all the games can be killed by the opponent.

And LGD's coaching staff is even more of a pure ornament.

Wei Shen and imp are too arrogant, they don't obey the command very much, and they can listen to the command when they are on the single and jungler, but they don't have the ability to execute.

Over time, LGD's coaching staff has also been completely rotten.

But judging from the previous game with RNG, LGD in addition to the top laner and jungler still play steadily, Wei Shen and imp, including the coaching staff, have a feeling of rejuvenation.

Perhaps it was the fall into the relegation zone that stimulated them, at least from those two games, LGD wanted to win.

So—

If you are now the coach of LGD and want to strengthen the team, you naturally need to find players who can stand up, and Super Black Star is simply the best candidate!

Tabe looked the imp up and down.

This little can't be trying to trick black into going to LGD, right?

No way! Absolutely not!

If Black is gone, how will this snake continue to fight?

At least take him tabe with you!

Tabe was still thinking about it, and Zhu Kai had already acted.

He stepped forward and shook IMP's hand warmly, and said with a smile:

"IMP you are here, welcome to welcome, as a team supervisor part-time psychological counselor and part-time nutritionist, I am usually busy, and I may not have much time to receive you, you can just take care of yourself, of course, you can also come to me if you have any questions, they are all your own family."

Looking at the enthusiastic Zhu Kai, Tabe's eyes widened.

Look, this is the old man, no wonder he can stay in Snake after having a conflict with Song Wen, it seems that he still has a long way to go.

"Xiao Zhu, aren't you in a meeting, it's over?"

Hearing Song Wen's words, Zhu Kai smiled:

"It's over, I also came over to tell you that the club is very satisfied with your recent performance and praised you."

"That's it?"

"Haha, let Coach Tabe tell you the rest," Zhu Kai smiled awkwardly and ran away, "I still have some things to deal with here, so I'll go first." ”

Looking at Zhu Kai, who rushed out of the door, Tabe's face turned dark.

"That's right, it's actually nothing, it's just about your explanation."

Hearing tabe's words, Song Wen's eyes lit up and he said, "The LPL official wants to hire me as the official commentator?" ”

“…… Brother Wen, don't think about it, and I feel that you will probably have no chance to be a special guest in the future. ”

"What do you mean?" The gesture was the first to stand up for Song Wen, "What's wrong with my brother Wen's explanation, the laughing Lao Tzu has hemorrhoids." ”

"It's just too funny...... tabe spread his hands helplessly, "After you finished explaining this time, the LPL officials were all smashed by angry fans, saying that you put too much pressure on the puppy on the side, which led to the game being unfair at all, and even asked for a replay of that game." ”

"Alas, it's a pity," Brother Crystal sighed, "life is missing a great deal of fun. ”

Tabe saw that Song Wen didn't have much of an opinion on this, so he breathed a sigh of relief and continued:

"However, the official side also revealed that when this turmoil passes, you can be arranged to go to Ertai to comment, after all, your current traffic is too large, and it is estimated that the official is reluctant to lose you like this."

Hearing tabe's words, Song Wen laughed twice: "Stupid LPL." ”

"By the way, there's one more thing," Tabe took out his phone and forwarded a message to the group, "Do you know who sent this Zhihu Q&A?" ”

Song Wen took out his mobile phone and glanced at it.

[How to evaluate the snake top laner who has recently become popular because of black and red.] 】

When everyone saw this question, they were all interested and immediately clicked in.

The first hot comment is an answer with more than 200,000 likes.

Thank you, I am in northern Myanmar, there is a gun outside, and I am about to be sent back to China, so I take advantage of the moment to say something that I usually dare not say.

When I saw the subject's question, I finally realized that the black player was indeed on fire.

For black, I would like to summarize it in a short sentence -

Let go of personal qualities and enjoy a life without virtue.

I've been away from home for a long time, but in the early years, I used to pay attention to league events, but in recent years, with the domination of the LCK in this event and the busy business, League of Legends has gradually faded out of my vision.

Until recently, I heard that LPL produced an amazing talent.

When I first heard black's deeds, I thought he was Xing Daorong, but so far, black's arrogance has become more and more arrogant, but LPL has been beaten to the ground.

This kid's mouth is really powerful, it seems that there is no one he dare not offend, it is hard to imagine that in the 21st century, which advocates courtesy, righteousness and shame, such a great power can be born in the world.

In order to explore the truth behind Black's words and deeds, we need to dig deeper into the secrets behind him.

I consulted a lot of information, and gradually found clues from books such as "Historical Records", "Zizhi Tongjian", "Yellow Emperor's Neijing", "Guide to Love in the Twelve Zodiac Signs", and "Postpartum Care of Sows".

Black, born in 1999, is a native of Linhai City, Zhejiang, and is a Scorpio.

His biological parents are no longer traceable, and he grew up in an orphanage.

Black has had an extraordinary talent for games since he was a child, according to his junior high school classmates, he often received orders for training on the Internet when he was in junior high school, and made a lot of money, and he is a famous little rich brother in the class.

He often criticized other anchors and contestants on the Internet, and once sprayed each other with black fans for 48 hours with high intensity, and finally won.

After becoming a pro, Black only sat on the bench for more than a month before getting a chance to play.

After gaining exposure, he did not put away his edges and corners, and his mouth was as stinky as ever, but people also noticed that his knife was just as fast.

Since his debut, Black has not tasted defeat in the upper lane punching Letme and Mouse, kicking 957 and Kabe.

Perhaps at the beginning, everyone was like me, expecting such an arrogant and arrogant person to be slapped in the face, and from then on, there would be no such person in the alliance world to satisfy our heart's desire.

When I realized the idea, I was shocked.

Craving?

What exactly am I craving?

Black, he is like the protagonist in the middle, his debut is at the peak, crushing all the opponents who stand in his way, and he is proud of the others.

He doesn't care about what others think, he acts according to his preferences.

With such freedom and uninhibitedness, how can people live like this?

What I was longing for, what I couldn't get and couldn't do, was done by others.

So I was jealous, hateful, I wanted him to be torn to pieces.

This is my strong inferiority complex!

Black, who offended one celebrity after another, said in the face of their fans.

He's not producing black material, he's just a porter of black material.

He said that it was only because of the hatred in his bones that he wanted to make those dark and dirty things public.

At first, it was a bit of a spoof, but now it seems that it is.

In the face of cyberbullying, he is not afraid at all, and he has the spirit of pointing at a thousand people with a horizontal eyebrow.

The players in the LPL are in danger when facing black, and those who have their own stains are even more silent.

He said he was a cleaner.

He will sweep away the ghosts and ghosts that exist in places that we can't see, and then exchange the simplest mouth smell for the most extreme enjoyment and the most perfect result.

There is a lot of scolding against black on the Internet, and perhaps it is stupid and reckless for me to stand up for black at this time.

I know that black will one day fail, and in this battlefield without gunpowder, no one can always be a winning general.

At that time, I, like black, will become a clown in the mouths of netizens.

But I still wrote it.

The so-called Zhihu - understand Sida, can you be ignorant?!

Finally, I would like to encourage you together.

——

In the training room, the atmosphere was eerie.

After reading this Zhihu Q&A, everyone looked at Song Wen in unison.

This answer is about to blow Song Wen into the sky, and it is hard for them to imagine what kind of person can talk so brazenly on the Internet.

It seems that only Song Wen himself.

The teammates have long been familiar with Song Wen's Spring and Autumn penmanship, and now when they see this article, they immediately think of the person concerned.

After all, Song Wen has not been boasting on Weibo and the anti-bar for a day or two, and it is really possible that Song Wen himself has written it.

Seeing that everyone was staring at him, Song Wen was a little creepy.

"No, why are you all looking at Lao Tzu, you don't think I wrote it myself, right?"

With an expression that I understand, he spoke:

"Brother Wen, don't pretend, everyone here is an acquaintance, don't you know you yet, why are you still shy?"

Brother Crystal also nodded in agreement:

"It's okay, Brother Wen, my brothers are very strict, don't worry, I won't tell you."

Song Wen laughed angrily:

"Rough! It's really not written by Lao Tzu, where the did I get it! ”

Hearing Song Wen's words, he thought about it and felt that it made sense.

"Indeed, I've never seen Brother Wen play Bhu, Brother Wen still likes the simplest bad breath, the most extreme enjoyment, every day is soaked in the thatched toilet of the anti-bar, B Hu This kind of social elite pretending to be a place is really not suitable for Brother Wen's style."

Tabe glanced at Song Wen suspiciously: "You really didn't write it?"

"It really wasn't written by Lao Tzu!"

"Okay," Tabe nodded, "Actually, the club is thinking that it would be best to contact this author, and I feel that his copywriting is quite good, and he can use it to clear your name in the future." ”

Hearing Tabe's words, Song Wen smiled: "No need, wash my adult family pack with Johnson & Johnson shower gel." ”

Tabe smiled helplessly.

At the meeting that just ended, the top management of the Snake Club can now be said to regret the numbness.

Because they felt that they couldn't control Song Wen's time bomb, they only signed a one-year contract with Song Wen, and the annual salary was very low.

As the game progressed, Snake found that this person's potential was obviously underestimated by them, so he asked for a salary increase and re-signing the contract several times, but Song Wen ruthlessly refused.

Therefore, the high-level of Snake is now trying their best to gain Song Wen's favor, otherwise according to the speed at which Song Wen fired on the Internet, the high-level Snake executives who followed behind every day to wipe their butts would have already turned their faces.

Song Wen took his mobile phone, read the Q&A again, and couldn't help laughing.

"Damn, this kid is really a talent, he and I will be the literary double saints of LPL in the future."

Under the gaze of everyone, Song Wen registered a Bhu account and directly began to reply:

Thank you for the invitation, I am in Somalia, I have just been robbed by pirates, but fortunately, I still have a mobile phone, I didn't have time to ask for help, so I will reply to the subject's question first.

Before answering the question, I would like to ask a question about the statement upstairs.

You are all fans of black, how unsatisfactory is your life?

……

……

The man nestled on the sofa, and just wanted to put down his phone, he saw a bad comment pushed on the notification bar, and as soon as he wanted to click on it, the phone rang.

"Boyan, the transfer of shifts has been arranged."

(End of chapter)