Chapter 118: Then You Just Don't Be So Miserable (5K)
I'm a gun truck.
As the strongest class before the crystal collapse, I was stronger and more powerful than the big-headed soldiers with shields and the little wizards who liked to throw saliva.
I'm a fierce general in conquering cities.
Now, I have a crumbling defense tower in front of my eyes.
It only takes one more artillery shot to destroy it, and at the end of the war, I will be rewarded by my superiors.
I saw an excavator coming towards me at five o'clock.
But there was no big problem.
Because the distance between him and me was enough for me to fire the next shell.
Until a yellow glow appeared on my body.
——Excerpt from "The Dragon and the Car: The Factory"
The blue lane has been pushed to the second tower.
The gun carriage is destroying the health of the EDG tower.
Seeing that the gun truck was about to make a meritorious service, with a single defense tower, a yellow light suddenly lit up on the gun truck's body.
The artillery carriage was unwilling to fall down, and saw that the defense tower of the red side was finally knocked down by the big-headed soldier holding the shield, and then closed his eyes with relief.
On the commentary seat, Miller opened his mouth in amazement.
"The director of the factory is...... Punish a gun carriage? ”
The doll was also stunned, and she didn't know how to speak for a while.
"Uh...... Maybe the factory director thinks ...... This big dragon is not easy to rob, right...... Relieve the pressure on the front line on the road. ”
Hearing the circle between the two, Wuxian couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said in a weird way:
"Indeed...... If there is no punishment for the jungler, there will definitely be no way to rob the dragon, and the factory director cannot be blamed for this wave. ”
In the live broadcast room, seeing the operation of the factory director's punishment of the gun truck, the barrage instantly stopped in Bengbu.
[No, what is the factory doing? 】
[If you don't go to rob the dragon, forget it, what does it mean to punish the artillery car? ] 】
[Laughing to death, the key tower was still pushed.] 】
[Director: If you can't fight the punishment, you will take the blame, so I used the punishment first. 】
[Sometimes I have to admire the wit of the factory manager. 】
[Why is Gou Ba still black, how can you rob the dragon without punishment, it's not a little black! ] 】
[Factory director: My teammates keep telling me to rob the dragon, how can I rob it? I haven't been punished, what can I do to rob the dragon? 】
The Snake team took down the big dragon without any pressure, and after going home to replenish a wave, they began to push four points.
EDG obviously couldn't parry Song Wen's sword demon.
If you want to stop the sword demon from pushing the tower, EDG needs at least three people to rush over, otherwise two people will stand under the tower, and the sword demon may meet with a flying kick.
A developed sword demon, not only does the damage skyrocket, but also can suck more than a vampire, and the damage of the defense tower is not effective for the sword demon at all, because the blood of the sword demon is not his own at all.
RNG Esports Club, UZI's face became more and more red.
Watching the snake team push away EDG's two-way high ground, he exhaled a long breath and said:
"EDG is gone, I'll go to the toilet and come back and see again."
WATCHING UZI WALK OUT OF THE TRAINING ROOM, SPICY INCENSE POT JOKED WITH A SMILE:
"Uzi really hates black, and he can be red like this when he watches a game."
"You can't blame the puppy," Xiao Ming explained for Uzi, "If you have a conflict with this person in the dark, it seems that you will be made quite miserable." ”
"This kid is even more ruthless to others and even more ruthless to himself, it's just a hob of knife meat, and I don't feel weak at all," Mala Xiangguo said and glanced at letme, "letme, don't use the sword to beat the black when the time comes, you can't poke it." ”
Letme is in the mood to gag with the spicy pot now.
Looking at the abuse of Ah Guang on the barrage, it is like seeing himself a few days later.
Although the game is not over yet, there is basically no suspense anymore.
The snake team has already broken the three ways, and when they turned around, they directly rushed out the ancient dragon.
Seeing that there was no suspense in the game, Xiaohu picked up his mobile phone.
[The person you follow just posted a Weibo post. 】
Seeing the message prompt, Xiaohu didn't think much about it and clicked it in directly.
With just one look, he was stunned.
He glanced up at the game that was still going on, and said in surprise:
"I'm rough, why did I post Weibo?"
"Post it regularly, didn't he post a Weibo regularly at the beginning of the game."
Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Xiaohu sighed, looked at the content of Weibo, and his face instantly became weird.
"Uh...... Do you want to take a look at Weibo? ”
RNG everyone was stunned and immediately took out their mobile phones.
Sanke, Black:
"Don't look at the puppy, you can go take a bath."
The spicy incense pot was not tightened, and the person who laughed again turned his back on his horse.
The corners of Xiao Ming's mouth twitched, and he said:
"It's a bit excessive, the puppy really didn't take a bath this time."
A group of people didn't dare to discuss it too much, fearing that Uzi would suddenly return.
Five minutes later, the game was over, and Uzi didn't come back.
Ten minutes later, Uzi still hadn't returned.
Everyone began to realize that something seemed to be wrong.
"Xiao Ming, go see if the puppy is taking a bath?"
The spicy incense pot didn't hold back and spoke.
"I'm not going, I'm going to go by myself."
"It should be diarrhea, what time is it, what kind of shower are you taking?"
As soon as Letme's words fell, Uzi had already pushed the door in.
The little fat man's hair was still wet, and his face looked extraordinarily white and tender, which made the black mole on Uzi's face look even more shiny.
As soon as he entered the door, Uzi noticed that the eyes of several of his teammates had fallen on him, all with strange expressions, and he asked in surprise:
"What's the matter, is the fight over?"
"Forehead......" Xiaohu forcibly moved his gaze back, "Just finished fighting." ”
A group of people tacitly did not ask Uzi if he went to take a bath, after all, everyone had eyes, and Uzi's appearance of a hibiscus out of the water was most likely to take a bath.
It may still be Johnson & Johnson.
Uzi returned to his place and sat down, pulling out his phone.
"Puppy, do you want to eat takeout? I know there's a new barbecue and it's delicious. ”
Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Uzi was stunned for a moment, then became happy, and said with a smile:
"Do you have a treat?"
"I've said it all, then I'm sure I'll please."
Xiao Ming said as he handed over his mobile phone.
"Look at what you're going to eat, and go straight to it."
Seeing Uzi put down his mobile phone and took Xiao Ming's mobile phone, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
If this is to let Uzi know that Song Wen predicted his prediction of taking a bath, it is estimated that Uzi is really going to explode on the spot, in short, it can be hidden for a while.
After a while, Uzi probably couldn't remember what time he took a shower.
After all, the biggest harm of this Weibo lies in Song Wen's prediction.
Xiao Ming invited himself to eat barbecue, which obviously made Uzi feel good, and he smiled and clicked on his mobile phone, but he didn't click twice, and his face suddenly became embarrassed.
"Uh...... Xiao Ming, have you followed black's Weibo? ”
Xiao Ming chuckled in his heart, looking at the push message on his phone, his eyes almost blackened.
Just now, I read Song Wen's Weibo and forgot to cut it back.
He was about to speak, when he saw Uzi laugh twice and click directly in.
"Look what's sent."
——
Snake Lounge.
Song Wen pressed the send button and stretched.
Gesture immediately picked up his phone and looked at it.
snake, black:
"Dear fans and friends, in the game with EDG E-sports Club that just ended, we lived up to expectations and won the first game, and took the lead in snatching a trouser leg for the hope of Chinese e-sports, please rest assured that guarding the last bottom of Chinese e-sports is the imperative determination of our snake e-sports club!"
"By the way, I would like to answer the curious question of many fans and friends, why did I take out the hero of Sword Demon in this game."
"Because the Sword Demon was once a great warrior of Shurima against the Void, and the champion from the Void is waiting for me in front, I have to prepare in advance."
Seeing Song Wen's Weibo, he couldn't help but be happy.
"Brother Wen, you're targeting Uzi like this, I'm really not afraid of blowing him up."
"Blow it up, blow it up," Song Wen clicked on the post bar without care, "It just happened to be a shock wave when it exploded." ”
[EDG E-sports Club vs Snake E-Sports Club First Game Match, I will send the players, and you will score them. 】
[Upper order mouse.] 】
[0 points, there were old trees with roots in ancient times, and now there are small tree towers. 】
[0 points, Ah Guang, I'll give you a website, you really can't do this Asian bondage, study hard.] 】
[0 points, so able to throw a tree son, my brother's sperm yield is quite high? ] 】
[0 points, your B face is wrinkled like tree bark, allowing you to play games, not cosplay.] 】
——
[Jungler clearlove.] 】
[3 points, Lao Ji is in the field, aiming at the artillery car. 】
[4 points, give you a hundred yuan, don't admit that you were taught by Lan Xiang. 】
[3 points, EDG's last hope, the director of the factory who will never be extinguished.] 】
[3.5 points, you don't dare to take it for Rengar, you don't dare to take it for Kazik, I used to ride a pig every day, but now I drive an excavator every day, what's the matter, the old cold legs, right, can't you go down and walk two steps? ] 】
——
[Mid single scout.] 】
[4 points, EDG raises you as a father, and you let EDG keep filial piety for you. 】
[5 points, what about you playing eggs?] 】
[4.5 points, I don't know, I thought you were playing the enchantress, and the posture was copied.] 】
[3 points, you just brush it, one brush does not squeak.] 】
——
【ADCzet。 】
[6 points, Ice King, Ice King, you are the craziest when you take the ice. 】
[5 points, you give the black gua sha, did the black give you money? ] 】
[4 points, conscientious Korean aid, let the LPL audience see that not every stick is a leg. 】
——
[Auxiliary meiko.] 】
[4 minutes, a sheep is summoned from heaven and kicks Scout's head off.] 】
[5 points, black out of the mobile blood pump.] 】
[4 points, unpaid blood donation ambassador.] 】
After reading EDG's score, Song Wen closed his eyes and tasted it, only to feel that his soul had been sublimated at this moment.
He had to pause for a moment to digest the delicious nourishment.
After taking a sip of the warm milk handed over by Zhu Kai, Song Wen continued to read it.
[Jungler sofm. 】
[6 points, the Vietnamese who were completely bean curd.] 】
[7 points, the big tree throws seeds, the spider lays eggs, and how many kills are made in one game. 】
[6.5 points, sofm, if you are kidnapped, you will blink, buddy has already bought you a ticket and transferred in Myanmar. 】
[6 points, the single tumor SOFM met the black out of the single cancer, and finally transformed into the nourishment of the black out. 】
——
[Mid laner Zz1tai. 】
[5 points, do you say you're competing with Sofm for favor?] Catch it at the third level? 】
[6 points, brother, I heard that you slept with Kuroide, are you okay? I really can't make up for it, it's all squeezed dry. Image, JBP. 】
[6 points, help me up, I can still lick ......]
[7 points, posture: Brother Black, I can do whatever posture you want, so don't worry about that Vietnamese. 】
——
[ADC: Brother Crystal.] 】
[6 points: Why don't you play player ID?] It's too hard to beat the landlord lazy, right? 】
[7 points, Brother Crystal's state recovered, and Emperor O was suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. 】
[6 points, Brother Crystal: Hook eight Lao Tzu to play an ADC, just let it go, the fucking black is all killed, the only remaining one is still driving an excavator to eighty miles and flying away, I'll beat your mother with a mallet! ] 】
——
[Support: Hudie.] 】
[6 points, the newcomer has no eyesight, and when he sees that Brother Hei's sword demons are all cut red, he doesn't know how to deduct a bathtub to cool down Brother Hei. 】
[10 points, the only normal person in the snake team at present, I don't know how long I can last and be hacked out and assimilated. 】
[6 points, and Brother Crystal in the lower road double stay, double flying, moving. ] 】
——
[Top order: black.] 】
[0 points, is it that you prevented the arrival of the Void Champion? ] 】
[0 points, big tie up, I'm four scum scum text, explore the lazy month, the new version of the boat that has not been saved in the four miles, squeeze to experience three bells, the inside will me, love like a festival game, tie the chest brother to cut me! ] 】
[0 points, it's so good to play! ] Score 0, I'm afraid that you don't want Han Xiaozi to rush. 】
[0 points, playing a national power is numb, EDG meets SKT, which is the team that was flattened. 】
[0 points, I watched SKT's game yesterday, and people's top laner huni doesn't need teammates to help him C at all, and the black is praised by the snake team. 】
[0 points,I'm the king of the suburbs,To be honest,The details of the black are still a little worse.,If you really want to run into huni, you feel like you'll be blown up online.,But after all, the black out is still tied to a dog.,It's not easy to say.] 】
Looking at the ratings in the post bar, Song Wen took a deep breath.
Yes~
It's the smell of skyrocketing black powder value.
Refreshing!
Today's rhythm of resistance seems to be extraordinarily large, including another wave of blackmailing on Weibo.
What is the official ban, it is embarrassing to be thrown to South Korea, and it has even been on the hot search a few times.
It's just refreshing!
——
EDG Lounge.
Abu was standing outside the door, talking to his boss on the phone.
"I don't know, he really has been sleepwalking in the early stage, no one dares to catch it, and Dalong doesn't go to grab it, the last wave of the group simply looks at the opposite side of the push tower, I feel that he really has a problem with his thoughts, I must mua wake him up."
He paused, listened carefully to the voice on the other side of the phone, and nodded.
"Black is in really good shape today, but he likes to surf the Internet when he's resting, the water army is definitely useful, the mentality of the players is very important, black is a flamboyant person, and he will definitely care when he sees those comments."
After receiving encouragement and affirmation from his boss, Abu put away the flattering smile on his face and walked into the lounge with a black face.
"What the hell are you guys fighting? Yes? Just pushed by the snake team? Do you really think you're embarrassed? ”
A group of people was silent.
Meiko's eyes swept over several people, looking like I was helping you catch war criminals, and I definitely didn't have a pot anyway.
Ah Guang sighed.
He played a 0-6-4 record, and he must have carried this pot, so he took the initiative to speak:
"My question...... I didn't resist the pressure......"
Abu looked at the factory director and said:
"Mingkai, what do you think?"
The factory director spread his hands and looked helpless:
"The other side has been in my ......"
"Alright, don't talk about it."
Abu reluctantly interrupted the factory director's words and said:
"You must wake up, although we are at a disadvantage in the early stage, we have actually returned some operations in the middle stage, but what are you doing, why don't you dare to do things? I ask you, what did you do with that gun carriage? ”
Hearing the question of Abu's death, the factory director's face froze.
"I want to keep the second tower......"
"The last wave of the group, why are you standing behind the cold ice and don't dare to go up?"
"The other side has been staring at me, I can't get in without flashing."
Seeing that the factory director was still explaining, Abu's face turned red.
He thought for a moment, then turned to look at the young man sitting on the other side.
"Tong Yang, next game, you go!"
Tong Wudi, who had been sitting on the cold bench for more than half a year, obviously didn't expect Abu to suddenly let himself play in this situation, and pointed his finger at his nose with a dazed expression, and asked:
"Huh? Am I playing? ”
"Yes, you're on the field!"
Tong Wudi's face was strange, and he carefully looked at several of EDG's old teammates.
Abu: Isn't this trying to make himself take the blame?
But the coach asked you to play, and you couldn't help but play, so you could only ask:
"Uh...... So what do I do on the field? ”
"Nofe, you arrange the tactics for the second game."
When Nofe heard Abu's words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he changed the order directly without discussing with him, and then threw the mess to himself.
Tong Yang's current strength is really not necessarily comparable to Ah Guang.
After all, he hadn't played in a long time, and he barely even played a training match.
There is a very popular stalk circulating on the Internet, EDG recruits big trees and asks for an order.
In the EDG team, the position of the top order is basically sacrificed.
In this case, the top order can often only come up with blue LinkedIn, online orphans to resist pressure, TP can not use the best don't use, try to support teammates.
Tong Yang, who used to be known as the top domestic lister.
The line can withstand all kinds of pressure resistance, and even do not lag behind the opposite order on the mending knife.
And when it's time to play the group, it perfectly interprets what it means to eat grass and milk to milk.
The palm of the year is even more memorable.
nofe looked at Tong Yang with a little headache, he just came to EDG this year, and knew that Tong Yang was basically an outcast to EDG, so he hardly paid attention to it.
Now suddenly let yourself customize a set of tactics for him, how to customize?
Seeing Abu go out and make a phone call again, Nofe came to Tong Yang and said:
"What do you think after watching the mouse game?"
Tong Yangyu plugged for a moment, but still replied truthfully:
"Pretty miserable ......"
Nofe smiled, patted Tong Yang's shoulder, and forced out a smile full of encouragement.
"Then you just don't have to be so miserable, come on!"
(End of chapter)