The days are like a squatting pit in an old public toilet, when the water is flushed, it sweeps your, mine, and his.

Seven o'clock in the morning.

snake esports club.

"Hello dear fans and friends, today is the fifth day that I apologize to the UZI players...... I shouldn't have drunk milk in the game......"

"Hahaha! Brother Wen, you are a little slack in this video today, I want to criticize you, look at the angle of your last bow, it didn't reach 90 degrees. ”

Brother Crystal just woke up, took off his glasses, wiped them with his clothes, and put them back on, yawning sleepily.

"Anyway, Uzi can still bear it, Brother Wen's apology video is on the hot search every day, and it has already become popular."

Song Wen smiled and beckoned Brother Crystal:

"I woke up just in time, help me record a video."

Brother Crystal took Song Wen's mobile phone and said in surprise:

"Why are you in such a hurry, didn't you just post it today, and you plan to record it for thirty days at a time? I'm going to criticize you for doing this, and the apology is too improper. ”

"Don't scream," Song Wen pushed Brother Crystal into his position, and he walked to the corner of the apology room, "The stupid lawyer of Uzna just called me and said that he wanted to reconcile, and asked me to stop posting apology videos on the Internet." ”

Hearing Song Wen's words, Brother Crystal couldn't help but laugh.

"Damn, I thought they could endure it for a few more days, and they couldn't laugh anymore."

"You hold your phone well, and the fat meat that laughs as soon as you open your mouth."

Gesture took a bite of fritters, his mouth was full of oil, and muttered:

"It's a pity, Brother Wen is worried that there is nothing to do in the offseason, and Uzi sent it to the door, and it turned out to be five days, but it's a pity, if you want me to say Brother Wen, don't reconcile with him, send it for thirty days, this will definitely become a good story in our e-sports circle in the future!"

To be honest, if it weren't for the upcoming MSI event, Song Wen would really want to apologize to Uzi for thirty days.

But although he is not afraid of public opinion turmoil, his teammates will inevitably be affected, such as his posture is no longer like a person at all.

Brother Crystal turned on the video recording and said, "OK Brother Wen, you can start." ”

"Today is the fifth and last day of my apology to the UZI players."

There was even a hint of pity on Song Wen's face.

"Because today I received a call from UZI and sent a settlement memorandum, it is no longer necessary for me to continue to apologize for 30 days, and a settlement has been reached on this matter."

"What I want to tell you is that in this day and age, everyone has to pay for their mistakes, the law is the bottom line of all, and morality is our foundation. Neither the bottom line nor the foundation can be broken. ”

Song Wen made a pause gesture and said to Zhu Kai, who had just entered the door in a hurry:

"Xiao Zhu, is there something wrong?"

Zhu Kai shook his head: "It's a little thing, you record the video first, and then talk about it when you're done." ”

"OK, by the way, Xiao Zhu, when you can edit the video, remember to start here and help me with a tall positive music."

"No problem."

Song Wen found that not firing Xiao Zhu was indeed a very wise decision.

Xiao Zhu still has a lot of talent, and now he has a part-time job as a video editor.

"Through this incident, I hope that everyone will take me as a warning and be cautious in their words and deeds. Of course, as a League of Legends pro, I will still stick to the front line of helping young people establish a correct values, even clean up the league maggots, and protect the reputation of the esports community. ”

"Maybe those behaviors will bring me criticism, and maybe I will get a lawyer's letter, but I think that he can really help our esports community and help young people, which is my greatest responsibility and achievement."

"Because of you, I will be more determined and brave!"

Song Wen paused slightly and continued:

"But fans, I didn't apologize for thirty days in a row, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

looked at Song Wen with envy, and said with emotion: "Great, there is no need to say more." ”

After Song Wen finished recording the video, he found that Zhu Kai didn't know when he was gone.

"Where's Xiao Zhu?"

Brother Saint Gun, who was sitting in the corner, spoke:

"Xiao Zhu said that there is a black fan leader of yours who is making trouble outside, and said that he must come in to see you and ask you what to do?"

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Black powder head? I'm so ruthless now? I used to squat outside, but now I'm going to break into a house? ”

"I don't know, it seems to be an alliance encyclopedia, and I said that I told you in advance, but Xiao Zhu didn't believe it, so I wanted to come over and ask you if there was anything about it, but I was worried that that person didn't look normal, maybe he would turn in and run back to watch the door."

Hearing Brother Saint Gun's words, Song Wen reacted instantly and hurriedly walked out.

"Oh no, forget about it."

——

"Xiao Zhu, did you talk to Hei De? I, Alliance Encyclopedia, are you telling the wrong word, I'm good brothers with Kuroide! Why don't you let me in! ”

Zhu Kai's plane head was a little messy by the wind, he had a dark face, and said coldly:

"Just because you're an alliance encyclopedia, I can't let you in, who doesn't know that you're the biggest black fan in black."

He paused, and said in an unkind tone:

"Also, call me Superintendent Zhu."

After thinking about it, he added: "Don't pick the door of our club, you are damaging personal property, and then I will call the police!" ”

Seeing that the people outside the door turned a deaf ear to his advice, Zhu Kai couldn't bear it anymore, took out his mobile phone, and was about to make a call, when he heard Song Wen's voice coming from inside the house.

"Ouch! Xiao Zhu, let the Alliance Encyclopedia come in, I made an appointment with him to meet today for an interview. ”

Zhu Kai was stunned for a moment, frowning and looking at the person in front of him: "Aren't you a black fan head?" ”

"Hehe, you know a fart!"

Song Wen smiled and walked across the courtyard towards the gate.

"Encyclopedia, I'm sorry, I just had something in there, you ......"

He came to the door, looked at the people outside the door through the iron gate, and was stunned.

Beige attack speed uniform.

Over-the-knee attack socks.

Plus a double-braid attack speed ponytail.

His eyes looked up and down on Encyclopedia's body, and when he saw the other party's ordinary chest, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Rough, brother is playing with flowers, little boy?"

"What are you talking about? You're the little boy! ”

When the crisp female voice came from the other party's mouth, Song Wen only felt that his scalp was numb.

He looked at the other's smooth and slender neck again, uncertainly.

There really is no Adam's apple!

Only then did Song Wen dare to move his gaze to the other party's face.

The girl doesn't look very old, her skin is delicate and fair, a pair of big watery eyes occasionally flash a cunning light that is difficult to hide, Joan has a small nose, and there is a little baby fat on her face, with the outfit on her body, she looks like a girl who came out of the comics.

Song Wen's face was entangled.

Seeing Song Wen's appearance, the girl showed a look of disgust, straightened her waist, and said:

"What? You've never seen a woman before! ”

Song Wen hissed: "Rough, second ape." ”

“？”

The girl was slightly stunned, and was furious: "What do you mean, do you look down on the second ape?!" ”

"Yes," Song Wen nodded, turned around and left, "I'm sorry, you can ask Zhu Kai to reimburse the round-trip travel expenses, buddy doesn't deal with the second ape." ”

"Hehe, you're just scared to see that I'm a woman! Everyone says that if you are not afraid of the dark, you are afraid of women, either you have psychological problems or physical problems! So at such an age, I haven't talked about a girlfriend yet! ”

"You fart!" Song Wen turned around and said viciously, "Lao Tzu is only eighteen years old, and he has just passed the age of early love, why is he old!" And I might as well tell you that I've seen more women than you've ever eaten as a little brat! ”

"Hehe, what if you have seen more? Can the license plate number in your mobile phone and computer warm your desolate soul?! Not to be outdone, the girl said, "And whoever you say, I'm twenty-eight!" “

Zhu Kai looked at the two arguing in amazement.

One belongs to the stable play.

One that allowed him to redefine the second ape.

Wolong and phoenix chicks.

Song Wen's face changed, and he suddenly smiled: "Oh, you are twenty-eight, it turns out to be an old aunt, then you come in, Xiao Zhu remembers to serve a cappuccino to her aunt later." ”

Zhu Kai nodded, and his heart was still better than Wolong.

He opened the door, and the girl was about to come in, when he saw Zhu Kai take out a metal detector from behind him and sweep it back and forth on her body.

"It's not necessary, right? I'm just a little girl who can't help a chicken. ”

"It's necessary, Auntie is ruthless like a wolf, if you bring a murder weapon, I will be very dangerous."

The girl's face turned red for a while, and she glared at Song Wen viciously.

"I've helped you so much, and you're doing this to me!"

"The relationship between the two of us is mutually beneficial, don't talk about something that you don't have."

The metal detector dropped, the girl took out her mobile phone, Zhu Kai re-measured it, nodded, and then let her follow Song Wen in.

The two came to the conference room, Song Wen sat down, and looked at the girl in front of him with a strange expression.

"What do you mean by your team, I want to send you to use the beauty trick on me?"

Like this kind of big V with millions of fans, it is often not one person behind it, but a team running it.

"Phew! You're really shameless, and you still use beauty tricks on you, who will like you! With you, you can't make a fuss. ”

"Open your eyes and talk nonsense, there are too many girls who like me."

"Hehe, all they like is you who don't have a mouth."

The girl took off the small schoolbag behind her, put it aside, and continued:

"And I don't have a team either, this account is mine."

"Oh."

Song Wen nodded perfunctorily.

The girl raised her eyebrows slightly, raised her eyes and looked at Song Wen defiantly: "What, you don't believe it?" ”

"Letter," Song Wen looked serious, "You are indeed quite abstract, it is hard to imagine that there is such an abstract woman in this world, but considering that you are a second ape, I reluctantly accept it." ”

"It's not! What's wrong with you with the second ape! Isn't your own avatar also a middle-of-the-art animated character? ”

"Introduction, that's Alexander Niklaevich Hull, the male protagonist of the anime "Stigmata Alchemist"."

"Hehe," the girl sneered, "that's not still a cartoon." ”

"You're wrong," Song Wen said with a serious face, "Please be sure to call him by his full name, Adult Animation." ”

"You're harassing me."

"You're still a female boxer?"

The girl suddenly stuck out her tongue, "Just kidding." ”

"Hehe, cute pinch."

There was silence in the conference room.

Song Wen coughed lightly and said:

"The ......"

"My name is Xia Chuyu."

"I didn't ask you either."

"I'll answer you first."

"That's not on the Internet, can we say our real names."

"Xia Ting."

"Real soil."

Xia Ting's small fists were already clenched.

Song Wen glanced at the other party's small fist, which was much cuter than Uzi's, and smiled amiably.

"Are you really twenty-eight?"

"Eighteen."

"When will it be eighteen?"

"Before you send me that your hook eight is bent, it will be eighteen."

Xia Ting returned an amiable smile to Song Wen, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, at most, it's X harassment, it's not that serious."

"When have I talked to you? That's the staff at the club, and I only found out about it today. ”

Outside the door of the conference room, there were three maggots attached to it at this time.

Brother Saint Lance patted his shoulder, lowered his voice and said:

"Didn't you say that Brother Wen came back with his girlfriend? I don't look like boyfriend and girlfriend when I listen to them talking. ”

They didn't listen very carefully outside the door, and could only hear a little sound intermittently.

He looked back impatiently and said:

"Why don't you see them talking about age, what is not eighteen!"

"No, would normal boyfriends and girlfriends discuss this? Isn't that what the covenant is? ”

Some unfamiliar voices sounded, and the three of them frowned and turned their heads, finding that Hudie, the only honest person in the team, had come over without knowing when.

Seeing the three of them staring at her, Hudie spoke:

"I don't think Brother Hei is the kind of person who would date anything, and besides, he is still in the club conference room."

"Let's not talk about that," he said, with a serious expression, "why are you here?" ”

Hudie's face turned red and said embarrassedly: "People will always change, and we must learn from our predecessors." ”

"The children can be taught!" X3。

"I don't think Brother Hei is such a casual person," Brother Crystal, the most yodelian of the four, was squeezed at the bottom, and the whole person was almost glued to the door, "Listen again, what's going on." ”

The four of them held their breath and stared, and a pair of feet suddenly appeared in front of Brother Crystal's eyes.

Sofm is also coming.

The five held their breath.

The faint voices of two people came from inside the door.

"Ready, here we go?"

"Wait a minute, I haven't figured it out yet, what are you doing in such a hurry."

"There must be a hurry, let's hurry up and finish it."

"How can you be in a hurry about this kind of thing, do you understand the sense of ceremony?"

"How can there be so many sayings."

"If you don't shoot well, what if there is no traffic and no one will watch it at that time?"

Brother Saint Lance hissed, "I'm rough, still want to shoot?" Still want to show people? Brother Wen is going to be the leading actor? ”

Sofm lifted his glasses and looked serious: "What website has, I can spend money." ”

"Silly sofm, can you fucking be quieter?"

"Oh I'm rough!!"

"Pain, pain!!"

The door of the conference room was suddenly opened by Song Wen from the inside, and he saw five people rushing in like.

"What are you doing?"

Hudie's face turned red, obviously not yet completely ascension in the snake team, and he was speechless.

The posture gets up, the face does not change color, and the heart does not beat.

"I happened to be passing by and stumbled."

Brother Saint Lance nodded, picked up half of his broken glasses from the ground, and put them back on as if nothing happened.

"I tripped over a stumbling stance."

Brother Crystal nodded: "They fell down and overwhelmed me." ”

Song Wen looked at Sofm: "You Vietnamese Yankee." ”

The Vietnamese grabbed his hair.

"Conductor, buy me a train ticket back to Vietnam. Oh, it's Brother Wen, then I'm in the wrong place......"

Song Wen invited the five people out and closed the door of the conference room.

"I remember the Snakes didn't do that last year."

Hearing Xia Ting's complaint, Song Wen nodded.

"People will always unconsciously imitate better people, but after all, they are just imitating others."

Xia Ting smiled and shook her ponytail.

"Didn't anyone tell you you were narcissistic?"

"A lot," Song Wen sat down back in his place, "but I've never listened to persuasion. ”

"Listening to persuasion can become stronger, you see that there are many persuasions now, and they have obtained very good results, whether it is playing League of Legends or playing csgo."

Song Wen smiled and said indifferently:

"Everyone is not cultivating a system, and I think I'm pretty good."

Seeing Xia Ting with her head down, holding a pen and writing in her notebook, Song Wen asked:

"The interview has already begun?"

"That's right!"

Song Wen looked at Xia Ting, who was struggling to write, with some disgust.

"Text interviews? So what do you want to do in person? ”

The cunning in Xia Ting's eyes flashed, and she grinned: "I use a beauty trick on you." ”

Song Wen's face darkened: "Everyone is a brother." ”

Xia Ting put the notebook together and pushed it directly in front of Song Wen.

"I just drew a portrait of you, and now it's the official interview."

Seeing that Song Wen was about to open the notebook, Xia Ting, who picked up the mobile phone, hurriedly said:

"Don't open it yet, I'll see it after I'm done interviewing."

"I advise you not to have any unrealistic thoughts about me, I don't like women."

"Hahaha!"

Looking at Xia Ting, who suddenly laughed, Song Wen opened his mouth and asked:

"What are you laughing at?"

Xia Ting raised her hand and tapped it lightly on her finger, and Song Wen's voice was immediately repeated on the phone.

"I don't like women...... I don't like women...... I don't like women......"

Song Wen looked at the girl in front of him with a complicated expression.

"I've practiced Sanda with the Death Proclamation, what about you?"

Xia Ting was calm, tilted her little head, and the two ponytails swayed back and forth.

"I've practiced the 18th Awei style."

“……”

The interview between the two was very "smooth and pleasant", Song Wen sent Xia Ting out of the club and said to Zhu Kai beside him:

"If you see this woman again in the future, use your dog-beating stick to drive her away."

When he returned to the club, he opened the notebook left by Xia Ting and saw a few big words.

The portrait of Song Wen is → on the back~

Song Wen flipped it to the back, his face turned red, and he tore off the paper with a bang.

A large, crooked banana is drawn on it.

(End of chapter)