Chapter 142 Stir-fry the pigskin and put positive energy on the public screen (5k medium chapter!) )

April 29.

The LCK region ended the entire Spring Split, and Team SKT finally won the Spring Tournament and successfully obtained a ticket to MSI.

May 7.

The 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship Play-In has finally come to an end after a week of fierce battles.

The main stage will also officially start on May 11.

As the first global event of the 2017 season, MSI represents the competition of the top fighters in each region in the first half of the 2017 season, and the attention is very high.

At a time when summoners around the world are discussing MSI events, the focus of discussion in LPL is a little different.

Just a day ago, the number one online black fan leader of League of Legends professional player black, Weibo big V League Encyclopedia, uploaded an interview video on his Weibo.

As soon as this video came out, it instantly caused an uproar!

RNG Esports Club, except for Uzi, all RNG members are here, and they are enjoying Song Wen's interview.

At the beginning of the video, Song Wen's smiling face appeared in the frame.

"Hello dear fans and friends, I'm the top laner of Team Snake, black."

The questioner's voice was quickly heard.

"Black, facing the camera, is there anything you want to repent?"

Xiaohu sighed twice and said:

"It's worthy of being a black fan head, and the problem is so sharp when it comes up."

Letme blinked, "But the black out does have a pattern, knowing that the opposite is his own black fan head, he will even be interviewed." ”

Faced with Encyclopedia's sharp question, Song Wen sighed and drew a cross on his chest, looking pious.

"May the Lord bless you and me, Amen."

"What are you doing?"

"Repentance."

"Why do you repent like that?"

Song Wen blinked: "Because I'm a priest." ”

The spicy incense pot didn't hold it all at once: "Ouch, I'm rough!" What is he doing! Lao Tzu is really convinced. ”

Xiaohu also silently drew a cross on his chest, and repented in his heart for not holding back his laughter just now.

"What are you doing, you want to be a priest too?"

Xiaohu's face turned red and said embarrassedly: "Don't make trouble watching the interview!" ”

Encyclopedia is worthy of being a black fan, compared to other interviews that Song Wen accepted before, Song Wen took the initiative to start a group, but in this interview, the question of Encyclopedia can always point to the sharpest place.

"Why do you always want to hack UZI, are you not living a satisfactory life?"

"I've said it many times, I didn't hack him, I just told the truth."

"There are so many players in the esports circle, why do you always say that UZI is alone?"

"You belong to the embarrassing black, dead sister Bu and her EDG, Big B and Ruo Buqun, as long as you do a lot of evil, which one I didn't do justice to them?"

"Do you feel that your actions are being carried out in a righteous manner? Isn't there any selfishness? ”

Song Wen, who answered fluently, was rarely silent for a while.

"I'm not a great man, and I do have my own selfishness."

"So you hate UZI, don't you?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

Song Wen changed his sitting position, looked at the ceiling, and fell into memory.

"It was late at night in the summer, I wanted to take a shower, but I found that the shower gel at home was gone, so I went to the supermarket to buy the shower gel, but the salesperson told me that the brand I wanted was gone."

"You know, I have sensitive skin, and if I don't use a good shower gel, my whole body will be red, and I have to use Johnson & Johnson's baby shower gel adult and children's dual-purpose pack that can be as delicate and silky as a baby, but the salesperson told me that there are only two bottles left in the stock, and they have just been bought by a little fat man."

As Song Wen spoke, the expressions of the RNG crowd became strange.

"I rushed out of the door, but fortunately the little fat man didn't go far, I caught up with him, and sincerely begged him if he could sell me a bottle first, after all, a bottle of Johnson & Johnson Baby Body Wash for adults and children is a liter! One bottle can be washed for more than a month. And promised him to go to another supermarket the next morning to buy two bottles and give them back, but he still refused me. ”

Encyclopedia interrupted Song Wen's statement, "Although it's miserable that you can't take a bath in the summer, and it's miserable that you can only use Johnson & Johnson shower gel for sensitive skin, but after all, people have already bought it, and it's his freedom to give it to you, you are kidnapping morally." ”

Song Wen sighed and said:

"You're right. But what made it hard for me to accept was his reason for rejecting me. ”

"What did he say?"

He said that Johnson & Johnson's shower gel is rich in milk, and one bottle should be used for milk bathing and one bottle should be used for drinking.

Encyclopedia was silent for a while.

"So this little fat man is Uzi?"

"I don't know."

"And what does your story have to do with Uzi?"

"There are 1,000 lawyer's letters for every 1,000 readers."

Encyclopedia was silent again.

The spicy incense pot scratched his hair, feeling like he was going to grow his brain.

"What does this mean?"

"I understand!" Letme replied with a smile, "Brother Hei...... It means that the allusion comes from a thousand readers and there are a thousand Hamlets, anyway, he told such a story, and he didn't say that the little fat man was Uzi, nor did he say that the little fat man was not Uzi, you can experience it yourself, anyway, he doesn't take the blame, afraid of the lawyer's letter warning. ”

Xiaohu glanced at letme in surprise: "How do you understand it so well." ”

Letme smiled: "The two of us often chat, and Hei De also said that I have the potential to be a coach." ”

In the video, Encyclopedia asked again:

"You also seem to have a big opinion of Abu, did Abu also rob your Johnson & Johnson shower gel?"

"No," Song Wen shook his head, "I just don't like women." ”

"What's wrong with you, woman?"

"The woman made me scolded."

"It's not good for you to be like this, you must know that according to the survey, the proportion of female fans among your fans has reached 40%, accounting for almost 80% of the number of female fans in the entire league."

"I'm a professional player," Song said, "and what I want to be recognized for is my strength." ”

"But women are the biggest consumer group, and they have invested a lot of financial and material resources in you, don't you have a grateful heart?"

Song Wen smiled:

"I didn't take a penny of the woman's money, and I donated it all to charity."

"I'm rough! Great! ”

The spicy incense pot has begun to pay tribute to Song Wen.

Xiaohu hissed and muttered: "I now believe more and more that he was deceived of two million in online dating, how can I see women avoiding him like snakes and scorpions." ”

Xiao Ming looked strange and said, "But I feel that when he says this, female fans are going to be even crazier." ”

"Some people say that your spring championship is completely relying on the mentality of engaging other players on the sidelines, which leads to the decline in the strength of other teams, and you pick up the championship in this insidious way, do you agree?"

"I'm sprayed by hundreds of thousands of millions of people every day, why doesn't my strength decline? I hear people say every day that Uzi is mature, how old is Uzi in a year? It's really not okay to microwave it. ”

"Your team is going to MSI soon, do you know what MSI stands for?"

"What does it represent?"

"On behalf of the honor of our LPL, do you think you can carry this burden?"

Song Wen smiled: "What honor does LPL have?" I only represent myself and my team. ”

"You said before that you were going to beat up faker, and now that skt has won the LCK Spring Championship, you will definitely fight in MSI, do you still have the confidence?"

"What EDG can do at MSI, why can't I?"

Song Wen paused, as if remembering something, and said:

"Speaking of which, can RNG compete for breath, Guodian has several champions, what is Uzi doing? I heard that Uzi was coming to explain the MSI game, and I hope that when I win the championship, Uzi will not steal my trophy. ”

As the video ended, the entire RNG training room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

"Hahahaha!"

"Damn, I can't stand it, Xiaohu, take a look at the comments!"

Xiao Ming, spicy fragrant pot and letme are all laughing happily.

Seeing that Xiaohu silently turned off the video, the spicy fragrant pot was anxious.

"It's not that you're off, I'll let you see the comments, this comment must be funny."

Xiaohu coughed lightly: "Alas, what's so nice about this kind of thing." ”

If he's not mistaken, it's still spring.

At least for the last moment, the temperature in the training room was still spring.

But he also has sensitive skin.

He is exceptionally sensitive to the sensation of temperature.

Summer had come behind him before he knew it.

——

Brazil.

Sao paulo.

The initiator of the uproar on the domestic Internet is standing leisurely in front of the window at the moment, admiring the high-rise buildings outside the window.

São Paulo is the largest city in Brazil, and the overall construction is very prosperous, with many high-rise buildings.

It took the whole team more than 30 hours to fly before they arrived in São Paulo.

As soon as they got off the plane, the escort took them directly to the bus and came to the hotel.

Gesture took a sip of the local drink, choked tears and snot spurted wildly, and said:

"Brother Wen, do you want to go out for a walk."

Song Wen glanced back at his posture: "If you are still the fat man of two hundred pounds, I will go out with you." ”

São Paulo seems to be a very prosperous and modern city, but in fact, the security is very poor, and even in broad daylight, there are frequent robberies on the streets.

As the leader of the team, Zhu Kai repeatedly emphasized that the team members should not go out without authorization.

"Alas, it's rare to come abroad, and you can only be locked up in a hotel, which is too boring."

Song Wen ignored the complaint, sat down on the chair next to him, picked up his mobile phone, and read it.

"Sin to Hamida!"

"Ahh

"Manlasopanga is not Mida!"

Lying on the bed impatiently, he turned over, "Why did you start learning Korean again?" Gouba Korean is like a ghost screaming, and Lao Tzu's head is big when he hears it. ”

"You know a fart, you don't understand my pattern at all."

Song Wen reviewed it again and stood up: "Let's go, let's go to the restaurant to eat." ”

The two came to the hotel lobby and happened to meet Brother Crystal and Hudie.

Brother Crystal and Hudie, who went abroad for the first time, are obviously full of curiosity about everything, and although they have been staying here for two days, they are still like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

Song Wen rarely opened the live broadcast and greeted the fans with a smile.

"It's going to be a game in the evening, so let's show you, I definitely won't eat beef noodles today."

[Haha, the animal god is really a dog, and after scolding people, he fled directly to Brazil to be chic. 】

[Brother Hei, come on, come back with a championship. 】

[I suggest eating a bowl of beef noodles in the dark, otherwise who will take the blame if you lose? ] 】

The waiter who served the meal was very enthusiastic, and said to Song Wen with a smile:

“Japanese?”

Song Wen frowned, looking very dissatisfied.

“No。”

"What did she say, Brother Wen?"

"She called us two brutes."

The waiter obviously sensed that the atmosphere was wrong, and hurriedly said:

“sorry,sorry,Chinese?”

Although there are not many Chinese here in São Paulo, as long as they are treated as a small day, they will turn their faces, and they must be Chinese.

A Chinese friend of hers had told her that the worst swear word for Chinese people was Japanese.

“Yes。”

Seeing that Song Wen's face softened a little, she pointed to Brother Crystal and Hudie who were sitting on the other side, and the two of them were drinking the yogurt in the children's set meal with great interest.

“Are they your friends?”

"No," Song Wen shook his head, "They are Koreans." ”

In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded instantly.

[Hahaha, I live in Bengbu, Brother Hei, are you a person? ] 】

[I would like to call Brother Hei the image ambassador of China! ] 】

[Brothers, put positive energy on the public screen! ] 】

——

May 11.

São Paulo CB LOL Studio!

TSM Team Lounge.

"Let's congratulate Team SKT on their first win of this MSI against Team GAM!"

There was an impassioned voice from the commentary in the picture, and the cheers of the audience were continuous, and the big demon king faker stood up calmly, and did not seem to have any ups and downs in his mood because of the victory in a game.

"Oh...... SKT is in really good form and we have to play them in the first game tomorrow and it's a bit nervous to think about. ”

Hearing the words of Hauntzer, the mid laner Bjergsen smiled and joked:

"Why did you think of tomorrow's game, aren't you nervous about the next game against the LPL team?"

"Did you say the Snake team?"

ADC player Wildturtle said: "Is the LPL not ideal this year, I have never paid attention to this team before, what about EDG?" What about RNG? I remember that there is also a WE, aren't these clubs the strongest teams in the LPL? ”

Hearing Brother Turtle's words, Pilson shook his head:

"Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean they're not good, how can they come to MSI if they can't beat the teams you know all the way? snake is undoubtedly a dark horse in this year's LPL spring game, and I checked the information, the reason why they can be so brave in the spring game is because one of their newcomers has not tasted defeat since his debut, and almost every one can carry the game, he was banned for a period of time halfway, and snake's power is a lot worse, it can be seen that snake's top list strength is very strong. ”

Pilson glanced at his top laner Hauntzer and joked:

"Hauntzer, whether we can win our first game or not may depend on your performance."

Jungler Svebskeren sneered.

"It's just a group of yellow-skinned sick men, except for the LCK region that has a little game talent in the LPL, what championship has the LPL won?"

As soon as these words came out, the face of the auxiliary player Biofrost instantly became ugly.

Because he is a Canadian-Chinese player.

Pilson frowned, and his tone was serious: "Svebskeren, I've reminded you many times not to always talk about these racial remarks. ”

Seeing Pilsen warn himself, Svebskeren shrugged his shoulders, apparently not paying much attention.

"Wow!"

Brother Wild Turtle shouted in an exaggerated tone.

"I just said that Snake's top order was announced, and I saw his news!"

He glanced at Svebskeren with a smile and continued:

"This guy scolded you in an interview."

——

Since Song Wen went to São Paulo, he has not posted on Weibo for several days because he has no nutritional supplements.

This tickles the hearts of his fans.

Seeing that snake's first game in MSI is finally about to start, in the anticipation of fans, Song Wen's Weibo has finally come out and updated it.

snake, black:

"Hello dear fans and friends, here in São Paulo, there is a game coming soon."

"In our traditional Chinese culture, whenever a strong man goes out on an expedition or every happy event, he will kill pigs and sheep to add a delicacy to the table."

"I found a good pig in São Paulo, and I will kill it on time at the start of the game, so I look forward to seeing you all the fans."

"By the way, this pig is a white-skinned pig called Svenskeren (only for Svenskeren), and I'm going to show off my cooking skills and make a stir-fried white-skinned pig for everyone."

As soon as this Weibo appeared, many people felt a little dazed.

[What does it mean to hack out this Weibo? ] Why didn't you understand it? 】

[What white-skinned pig? Went abroad to engage in zzqs? It's really embarrassing enough to be black. 】

[No, the cloud audience upstairs, right?] Svenskeren doesn't know? 】

[Isn't Svenskeren a jungler for TSM?] What do you mean, do you understand brother, let's talk about it in detail, it's very urgent to wait online. 】

[During the preparation for S4 in 2014, Svenskeren changed his account nickname to "xxChingChong" and asked his passerby opponent "how is his nickname". 】

What is xxChingChong? 】

[Popular science: xxChingChong, is laughing at the English accent, laughing at the Chinese pronunciation is not accurate, and now it is a swollen knight noun that mocks the Chinese. Ching Chong refers to the word "Qing Dynasty". The ugly Chinese deliberately imitated Chinese or Cantonese pronunciation to make fun of the Chinese, and in addition, the Chinese regarded themselves as the descendants of the dragon, and during the Qing Dynasty, they were scolded by foreigners as "Qing worm", pronounced ching chǔ chong. 】

[Damn, I can only say that the animal god scolds well! 】

[This wave can't be called the animal god, the black god scolds well! ] 】

【Pattern!! 】

【Great!!】 】

[Brothers, give me all the positive energy on the public screen!!] 】

At the same time, many alliance big Vs also reposted Song Wen's media interviews on foreign media.

Facing the camera, Song Wen still looked so humble, and said with a smile:

"Svenskeren is a brainless piglet in my eyes, today I will make him pay a heavy price for his words and deeds, I hope that after he loses the game, he can shrink his head and be a man, otherwise I don't mind letting him experience our Huaxia kongfu."

[I feel that the attack power of the foreign media is not strong? ] Will it be so hard to call it in China? 】

[Is the sunspot upstairs brainless? Scolding the white pig in the foreign media, waiting to be banned? How can you fry the white pig after being banned? 】

[Reasonable, planned, brave and strategic! 】

(End of chapter)