Chapter 148: Brothers, accompany me to send Teacher Enjing back to the room
Years later, I discussed this in a casual conversation with Brother Wen.
When he was 17 years old, why did he provoke Zhao Enjing.
Brother Wen's answer was-
After watching SKT's game, he found that SKT's strength that year was not very strong, and Faker's form was not very good.
He is eager to fight the strongest.
This answer may sound ridiculous at the time, but looking back now, he did.
I hated him even more.
Because to this day, I am still known as the most profitable MSI in the past.
But what you may not know is that to this day, the faker of that year is still known as the pinnacle of the Great Demon King!
——Excerpt from the memoir of gesture "I am a pervert, not a gesture." 》
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"It's really disgusting to be black, deliberately engaging in Brother Li's mentality?"
Song Wen was having a friendly international exchange with Enjing, and he caught a glimpse of such a barrage out of the corner of his eye.
He smiled, too lazy to respond.
Faker is really strong.
And from an objective point of view, if S6's faker is the year with the strongest operational ability, then S7's faker is the most comprehensive and peak year when all the five-dimensional attributes are full!
After all, he was able to win the world runner-up in one drag and four times, which has proved his strength this year.
But this year's faker's teammates can be said to be able to pull no longer.
Song Wen really doesn't need to use the methods they think to win the game like netizens YY.
One faker plus his four broken legs, whichever one you poke yourself, it's enough for SKT to drink a pot.
He has a good relationship with Enjing, just to pinch some black powder.
He knew that those Han Xiaozi and tadpoles would be stressed.
Let's not talk about faker's unrequited love for Enjing, if faker would really go crazy on the field because of his interaction with Enjing, then he would have won the solo championship a long time ago, how could he still be just a mediocre triple crown.
Look at the game where SKT played GAM just now, Brother Li directly came to the old man, took out the Lord of the Shadow Stream, killed a 13-0 record, and broke through the GAM, vividly interpreting what it means to have no woman in your heart, and draw your sword to the natural god.
And the SKT lounge at this time.
The entire SKT team has finished today's game and is packing up their equipment and preparing to go back to the hotel.
Huni's face was strange, and she subconsciously exclaimed.
"Oh! How did Eun Jeong go to a bar with that black for a drink! ”
Brother Li's hand on the peripherals paused suddenly, and then he put the mouse into the backpack as if nothing had happened.
blank raised his head blankly, and said suspiciously:
"What? I don't? ”
"What does it have to do with you, I'm talking about black, the black of LPL, you're as black as a lump of coal, and Eun Jing can't find anyone in the bar."
Little Peanut asked with a smile, "In which bar, let's go and join in the fun." ”
"It looks like it's the bar in our hotel."
Hearing the conversation between the two, the head coach KKOMA said dissatisfiedly:
"Let's be honest, I don't want to hear any bad news from you during MSI."
After speaking, he glanced at the faker worriedly and said:
"Sanghyuk......"
Brother Li stepped up his backpack, lifted his glasses, and said suspiciously, as if he was fine:
"Huh? What's wrong? Aren't we going back? ”
The buckle coach felt a pain in his heart, but seeing that faker didn't want to mention it, he nodded:
"OK, let's go back and rest early, there's a more important game tomorrow!"
He understands.
How could he not understand.
The sourness in Sanghyuk's heart.
Brother Li took out his famous hero robbery on the field, and in the game against GAM, everyone was numb.
He wanted to be interviewed with a dazzling record, but after the game, he learned that Eun Jing had already left work.
And now, I have received the news that Eun Jing and Black are drinking at the bar.
It's like if you rode a shared bicycle for thirty miles to send a warm baby to your aunt's goddess of pain, but you can't drink more hot water than a scumbag.
Coach Ke Ma also knows that faker doesn't need his own enlightenment.
This legendary player in the League of Legends obviously can't affect the mentality of the game because of this kind of thing.
At most, the pillow is wet with tears, and the pillow with water stains will only be dry and hard when you wake up.
As soon as the group got on the bus, the sound of a man and a woman talking in the enclosed space was heard.
"Bowl chicken, bowl chicken, bowl chicken for one dollar and one string."
"Dinosaur anti, anti-dinosaur, dinosaur anti-wolf wolf dinosaur."
The crowd couldn't understand what it meant, but they could still tell it was in English.
And the female voice is obviously the pronunciation of Korean English, and you don't need to listen to it at all to know that it is Eunjing's voice!
"Hey! What the hell is going on! ”
Auxiliary Wolf was the first to step forward.
"What the hell is the stinky boy putting that damn thing here! Looking for a fight?"
As he spoke, Wolf glanced around the car with a fierce gaze, until he saw Brother Li, whose face was a little pale because of the fluorescence of the mobile phone, and then said embarrassedly:
"Ah, it turned out to be Brother Sanghyuk, I'm sorry."
Wolf sat down stupidly, and the others emboldened themselves after seeing that it was Faker himself watching the live broadcast.
The little peanut with the most out-of-the-box personality was the first to come over.
"Brother Sanghyuk, do they speak English? Isn't your English pretty good, can you translate it? ”
Brother Li helped his glasses expressionlessly.
"Ah...... Said it too quickly to hear clearly. ”
Little Peanut didn't think much about it, and shouted directly:
"Translate, translate! What were they talking about just now? ”
SKT's team translator is official, obviously I don't know much about the story between Brother Li and Enjing, otherwise I have to speculate in my heart whether Brother Li really didn't hear it clearly, or didn't want to say it, so I simply said directly:
The man said, "Drink less, the game hasn't started yet." The woman said: It's okay, it's more passionate to watch the game in a slightly drunk state, come and touch one! You have to stay drunk today! ”
The atmosphere in the bus instantly became weird.
What about the good black cheeky pestering their LCK beauty hosts?
Why does it seem to be the other way around now?
The interpreter apparently didn't notice that the atmosphere in the carriage was not quite right, and was still showing off his talents.
The man said, "That's not good, if you get drunk, how can I send you back?" The woman said: I live in room 3201, this is the key, put you here first. ”
"Woo~"
The bus shuddered, expelled a tube of exhaust fumes, and finally started.
Brother Li silently turned off his mobile phone and no longer gave the translator a chance to show it.
——
"Pre-live viewers, you're tuning in to the 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship group stage, where our LPL Snake team will play against the Lightning Wolves from the LMS region! I'm the commentator Wang Duoduo! ”
"I'm Rita!"
"I'm commentator stateless!"
On the big screen, there was a voice of commentary, which meant that the last group stage of MSI was about to start today.
And in the bar, Enjing had already drunk with a rosy complexion and a delicate face.
"It's time for the game, let's watch the game first."
Song Wen reluctantly reminded Enjing, who was still pouring wine for himself.
He really didn't expect this woman's wine to be so bad.
Only a little bit of alcohol can be drunk, and it can only be counted as half a joke.
It's true that you can only drink a little bit of alcohol, but this mouth can drink a hundred million points.
The game had just begun, and Eun Jing's body had already begun to shake.
In the live broadcast room, listening to Enjing's speech, the speed of speech has obviously begun to slow down, and netizens are anxious.
【Animal God!】 Please, let's take a look at Eunjing, let me take a look! 】
[Hack out of you, be a person, I don't want to watch the game! ] 】
[It's not that you can go to the front of the eight! ] What are you doing? Eun Jing, you speak! You speak! 】
[Woo woo Woo N Jing, my En Jing! 】
[No, Lao Tzu watched a live broadcast, how did he feel that he was NTR in person? ] 】
[Brother, please, don't touch her hand...... It's not impossible for you to touch it, but please don't talk about it, please brother. 】
[The grass and mud horse are black, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!! 】
Seeing that the wind direction of the barrage was becoming more and more bizarre, Song Wen could only helplessly pick up his mobile phone.
Everything is going according to its own plan.
Only Enjing, a woman, is a little out of routine.
His original expectation was that it would be enough for everyone to sit together and chat, watch the game.
As a result, I didn't expect Eun Jing to play more than him.
Sure enough, women are so scary.
You see, he is not being scolded again because of women.
Song Wen reversed the camera and said:
"No, what are you dogs yelling at? Can you not be so dirty in your thoughts, I have always regarded Teacher Enjing as my ......"
Before he finished speaking, Eun Jing, who was dazed from drinking, suddenly tilted his body and hung his head on his shoulder.
He also smirked and said hello to the audience again.
"Rebels, I am ...... Eunjing!! ”
[I'm rough!! 】
【What about Lao Tzu's knife!!】 】
[What the do you have to say!!] 】
[Please, brother, turn the camera back, let buddy watch the game, please.] 】
[I didn't do it just now, brother, I spoke a little louder, you still let me watch the game, I just listen to the voice, I really can't accept it when I look at the picture, please, brother. ] 】
Looking at the netizens in the live broadcast room possessing each other, Song Wen helplessly stretched out a finger.
pushed Zhao Enjing's head back.
"Teacher Enjing, you're drunk."
"I'm not drunk."
Zhao Enjing stretched out two hands and patted her red face, and said with a smile:
"Ahh The race is on! Let's watch the game together! “
"Why don't I send you to the hotel first?"
"No way!" Zhao Enjing turned her head, her eyes widened, and she stared at Song Wen seriously, "I said that I would explain the game together, you can't be untrustworthy!" ”
Seeing that Zhao Enjing was persuaded not to move, Song Wen sighed.
He is not broadcasting now, nor is he broadcasting if he is not broadcasting.
If you sow it, the ghost knows if this girl will get drunk and go crazy and ruin her innocence for a lifetime.
Don't broadcast?
That's going to be a big deal!
It is estimated that I will be able to see the hot search when I get up early tomorrow morning.
#黑出匆忙下播与LCK女主持一夜失联#
Seeing that the black powder value from Teacher Da Fei was skyrocketing, Song Wen gritted his teeth and endured it!
"Brothers, let's watch the game."
Song Wen put the phone back on the table.
"In this game, Snake also took into account the needs of the players to rest, and made a substitution adjustment, our Saint Gun Brother returned to the field after a long absence, while the black player was absent from this game."
Wang Duoduo said, smiling, looking at the stateless, "Stateless, don't you think it's a pity." ”
Stateless drooped face, obviously not very happy.
"Black players must have a good rest."
He also added a special accent to the words "rest".
The Snakes and Lightning Wolves played for nearly forty minutes.
Even the Snake team fell into a small disadvantage at the beginning, mainly because Brother Saint Gun has played too little recently, although his own state has been maintained well, but the tacit understanding with the team is obviously a little worse.
However, after some small mistakes in the early stage, the snake team quickly found its rhythm, after all, the hard power gap between the two teams was here, and finally in the thirty-seventh minute, after winning the ancient dragon, the second big dragon was won, and the double dragon Hui took away the lightning wolf in a wave.
"Yay!! snake! ”
Eun Jing was obviously drunk too much, and after seeing the victory of the Snake team, she seemed even happier than Song Wen.
Song Wen reluctantly picked up his mobile phone and said with a smile:
"Brothers, come with me to send Teacher Enjing back to the room."
He won't broadcast live until he goes back to his room today, he won't dare to go off the air.
As soon as Song Wen turned the camera back, he felt his shoulders sink.
Eun Jing's head rested on her shoulder again.
The barrage exploded all at once!
[I'm rough!!] 】
[Hook eight black out, you've been fucking explaining like this, right? ] 】
[6666, you really know how to play.] 】
[You can't die in the dark!] 】
[Not?] If we can't do it, let's just go down, right? Who are you disgusted with? 】
[It's off, really brother, I understand, I understand, the next picture is not suitable for children. 】
Song Wen stretched out a finger again with some helplessness.
Pushed Eun Jing's head back.
However, as soon as he withdrew his hand, Eun Jing's head leaned up again!
Song Wen's body stiffened, and he couldn't help shouting:
"Teacher Eunjing! Teacher Eunjing! Wake up, the game is over, Teacher Enjing! ”
[What are you shouting? Love to play with student teachers, right? 】
[Brother, let's go down, you can be regarded as winning glory for the country, I don't blame you. 】
Song Wen looked at the dense barrage, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand and shake Zhao Enjing's head.
It's like a big ball of water, and it doesn't react at all.
This time I was obviously unconscious!
No!
Song Wen felt panicked for the first time!
This is really fake! Gou Ba can sleep to death!
"Teacher Zhao Enjing seems to be drunk......"
Song Wen said and was silent.
He originally wanted to say that he would let netizens supervise him to send Zhao Enjing back to the room, but after thinking about it, how to send it?
Zhao Enjing is now completely drunk to death, you must know that people in a drunken state are very difficult to support, because she no longer has any consciousness, and the whole person will fall down like mud.
Although Zhao Enjing's weight is definitely not heavy, and she has also developed a strong body after following the death announcement, there are only two ways to send Zhao Enjing back alone.
The first is to put one hand around Zhao Enjing and half-drag her back, and his own hand can't be tied outside, it must pass under the armpit.
After passing through, his hand must find something to support the other person's body.
What to hold?
The second way is to hug the princess directly and hug Zhao Enjing all the way back.
But this is even more unclear, which innocent man and woman can go back to the hotel like this? Besides, Zhao Enjing only wore a short slip dress today, and if she couldn't hold it well, she couldn't see everything.
For a while, Song Wen froze directly in place.
Time passed minute by minute, and seeing Song Wen and Zhao Enjing still sitting in front of the camera with a "sweet" attitude, netizens couldn't help it anymore.
[No, what did you do to hack out? Let's put on a quiet time here, right? 】
[It's too much, if it weren't for the fact that Kuro blinked, I thought the live broadcast room was stuck.] 】
[Where is Mr. Da Fei? Teacher Da Fei is here to save Enjing!! 】
[Teacher Dafei estimated that he had fallen asleep under the car......]
Song Wen looked at the barrage of discussions, took the phone a little farther away, facing him, and ensured that his hands could be seen in the camera.
He sneered and mocked:
"What are you dogs yelling at? A group of little blacks, who have the ability to spray with me, know how to call below? ”
Hearing Song Wen talk like this, the barrage instantly became angry and said that he wanted to fight.
Song Wen directly hugged a water friend up.
"Come, speak! Pick you up and you don't speak? I'm out there to win glory for the country, what are you doing? What qualifications do you have to speak? Do you deserve it? ”
The sailor is obviously not a bully, and immediately replied:
"Playing a game and playing a sense of superiority, and winning glory for the country? Do you deserve it? ”
Song Wen: "Are you worthy?" ”
Sailor: "Are you worthy?" ”
"Are you worthy?"
"Are you worthy?"
"Are you worthy?"
"Are you worthy?"
In the face of the confrontation between the two, the barrage was a little dumbfounded for a while.
[No, you two are coquettish here? 】
[Ouch, I'm convinced, can you let me go, I don't know my mother who can squirt black.] 】
[Don't be worthy, can you get some strength? ] 】
At this time, netizens obviously did not realize the seriousness of the problem.
Until five hours later.
"Are you worthy?"
"Are you worthy?"
"Are you worthy?"
"Are you worthy?"
In the live broadcast room, the screen is full of question marks.
【???? 】
[No, Lao Tzu came back from a nap after lunch after work, why are you still matched? 】
[The essence of human beings is a repeater? 】
[It's black and confused, it's daytime in China! ] 】
[Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this wave of pure 2 comparisons is black, and it's almost dawn on São Paulo's side. 】
Song Wen drooped his eyelids, ignored the barrage, and still repeated, "Are you worthy?" ”
And just like that, another three hours passed.
Netizens finally reacted.
[Not?] Hacking out your hook won't be cowardice, right? 】
【Rough! Fooled, this Lao Deng is obviously pulling us to see him as a willow here! 】
[Not buddy, are you really undefeated in the East? ] 】
[Kuroti really has you, why don't you sit on the spot? 】
[I took it, I still want to spread rumors, Gou Bahei recited the scriptures here all night, how can I spread rumors? ] 】
[Okay, good, Song Xia is not messy, you are a real talent. 】
[I'm laughing to death, this is more than this, this wave of direct hacking is the top1 of the famous scenes in my career! ] 】
Song Wen didn't see the barrage.
He's already working as a repeater with his eyes closed.
In the midst of the sound, Zhao En, who had been leaning on Song Wen's shoulder, muttered quietly and opened his eyes.
Her face turned red and she quickly sat aside.
"Ahh I'm sorry, I ...... Am I asleep? ”
Song Wen slowly twisted his stiff neck, and a hideous smile appeared on his face.
"Actually, I'm fine."
(End of chapter)