Domestic time, 6 p.m.

Song Wen turned on the live broadcast on time.

"Dear fans and friends, everyone's ......"

The familiar opening remarks have not yet been finished, and the barrage in the live broadcast room has already been directly on the face.

[Don't scream in the dark! ] Lao Tzu wants to see Brother Li! 】

[What about Brother Li? Where is Brother Li, if you kid are fishing, I will hang my wife to the door of your club! 】

[Stop it, Ahhei, it's all JC outside! ] 】

[If you take my brother Li badly, I'll go with you for a long time. 】

[Are you going to teach Brother Li abstraction today, or do you want to teach black science? ] 】

[Let Brother Li appear! ] Hurry, hurry, hurry! Lao Tzu's pants are all off! 】

【Rough! Nantong! 】

Looking at the excited sailors, Song Wen said with a smile:

"Brothers, don't worry, Sanghyuk is sitting next to me."

Song Wen turned the direction of the camera, put his legs together like a good student, and Brother Li, who was honestly sitting on the sofa, appeared in the picture.

[I'm rough! Live Brother Li! 】

[No, Kuroti really gave Brother Li to Gank! ] 】

[Brother Li's sitting posture is wrong, how can he look like a heroine. 】

[Brother Li, if you are kidnapped, you will blink. 】

[What is the police number in Brazil, cock cock cock! 】

[I'm rough, it's not buddy, you're real! You're really gank! So yesterday's jungler was a warm-up, right? 】

Seeing Song Wen handing over the picture to him, Lee Sang-hyuk raised his hand, smiled shyly, took out the Chinese he had just learned last night, and said hello.

"Rebels howl, the nest is...... faker！ ”

[Wait brothers, where have I heard this scene, tone and lines? 】

[If I'm not mistaken, I think I just heard this sentence the night before?] Who's saying that? 】

[The last live broadcast was Enjing, and this live broadcast is Brother Li, why do you feel weird? ] 】

[I seem to have seen this plot in the movie.] 】

[Is it "Two or Three Things That Have to Be Talked About Between Yellow Hair and the Heroine and the Bitter Master"? 】

Song Wen put the mobile phone a little farther away, and only then did people find that behind the two of them, there was a white and chubby middle-aged man.

"Let me introduce you, this is our bodyguard and translator, Paul, who spent a lot of money to invite him."

Paul smiled and waved his hand: "Hello, Chinese friends, I'm Paul, welcome to Sao Paulo!" ”

Although Paul's accent is a bit heavy, his overall expression skills are still very good.

"Our Paul receives foreign tourists in São Paulo all year round, and is proficient in English, Japanese, Korean, and Chinese Chinese which is a rare talent."

Hearing Song Wen's praise, Paul said with a smile: "Brother Wen, it's false, I'm not as good as yours." ”

Song Wen looked strange: "Who did you learn Chinese with?" ”

"A chicken friend I play very well."

“6。”

Song Wen no longer interrupted Paul, this brother was really not a serious person, so he said to the audience in the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, today I actually came with a mission, your brother Li, my good brother Sanghyuk, wants to be like me, become a sunny and cheerful big boy, want to be as confident and elegant as me, so in line with the grand starting point of promoting the friendship between the two countries, I accepted Sanghyuk's request, and today I am specially here to teach him."

Song Wen was talking, Paul was translating, and Lee Sang-hyuk nodded his head from time to time.

In the live broadcast room, netizens only felt like they had heard some outrageous magic story, full of question marks.

【？？？？ 】

[No, the plum melon skin has really changed the melon skin? ] Let the black go to teach him a lesson? 】

[It's bad, my scalp is a little itchy, and I feel like I'm going to grow my brain.] 】

[Sanghyuk, sober up!!] 】

[Damn, when will the black go out to win glory for the country? ] 】

[I can only say, this is the pattern of the Great Demon King, looking for the male god of the goddess to be his teacher, what is this called, this is called lying on the salary and tasting the gall!] 】

Song Wen ignored the harassy words in the live broadcast room, looked at faker, and said:

"If you want to be a sunny and cheerful boy, first of all, you have to be confident, and self-confidence is a man's second weapon!"

Faker was stunned for a moment, and wondered:

"And what was the first weapon?"

Paul replied, "I know, it's a spear!" ”

Song Wen looked at the white fat man dissatisfied: "Can you not open the yellow cavity at every turn?" ”

In the face of Song Wen's accusations, Paul was unmoved.

"Hey Brother Wen, I thought you were as open as us, you know, Tang Seng once said that GHS is the primary productive force."

"The Journey to the West you watched, did Tang Seng give birth to ten big fat boys with the king of his daughter country?"

Hearing Song Wen's words, Paul nodded: "Yes, is there any problem?" ”

"No problem, the first moderator's Journey to the West is also a boutique."

Lee Sang-hyuk obviously didn't understand what the two were talking about, and he looked a little dazed.

Fortunately, Song Wen still took great care of him, and just chatted with Paul for a few words, and then brought the topic back to Lee Sang-hyuk.

"Sanghyuk, if you want to cultivate yourself, the first thing you need to do is to learn to be shameless."

Lee Sang-hyuk looked strange: "Shameless? ”

"You can't say that," Song Wen pondered for a moment and changed his words, "You imagine everyone except you as NPCs, such as this Paul, you think of him as the toad in the canyon, netizens on the Internet, you imagine them as small soldiers, and if you look at me again, I don't look like the explorer Ezreal." ”

Hearing Song Wen connect reality with the game, Brother Li obviously understood a lot easier and nodded.

"So now, with such a confident mentality, I will give you another chance to greet netizens, how will you say hello?"

Faker thought for a moment and sank a face.

“faker。”

"No, you call it pretending, not self-confidence, can you understand what I mean?"

Brother Li shook his head, he felt that his brief self-introduction just now was already cool.

"Come on, come on, I'll teach you," Song Wen took a breath and shouted at the netizens in the live broadcast room, "Lao Tzu is faker!" ”

"You should say that, you understand? This is called self-confidence, this is called domineering. ”

Brother Li was obviously still a little defensive against Song Wen in his heart, and looked at Paul with a puzzled look.

Paul explained in Korean: "Lao Tzu is a highly respected philosopher in Chinese culture, who has been listed as a world cultural celebrity, one of the world's 100 historical celebrities, and his philosophical ideas have had a profound impact on those who came after him. This sentence is a metaphorical statement, which means that I am very powerful, as powerful as Lao Tzu, and I am more confident by replacing that me with Lao Tzu. ”

Hearing Paul's explanation, Lee Sang-hyuk nodded.

"Lao Tzu...... Is it faker? ”

"No, what are you doing here? Be louder, be confident, be confident and understand! Facial expressions, yes, pay attention to the curvature of the corners of your mouth, three points of ridicule, three points of thin and cool, four points of carelessness, right! ”

Lee Sang-hyuk took a breath.

"The son is a faker!!"

"Excellent! Applaud! ”

Seeing Song Wen give himself a pompous applause, Lee Sang-hyuk, who had initially mastered the method of self-confidence, decided to bluntly tell the secret that had been buried in his heart all night and kept him awake at night.

"That, yesterday's Coke ......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Song Wen nodding and said:

"You've taken the first step now, but it's still a little bit less interesting, and to sum up, you're a little less atmospheric!"

"Atmosphere?"

"That's right, atmosphere! The so-called atmosphere, is an excellent man must have the temperament, refers to the world, can not be too rigid in some small details, I will take a specific example to give you an example, take money, to be reluctant to use money for yourself, is a good habit, this is called thrift, but for your friends, especially your good brother, if you are not willing to spend money, then it is stingy, slamming the door, this is an immoral quality. ”

Lee Sang-hyuk was stunned for a moment and hesitated:

"But it was you ...... at the time"

"What you, mine, good brothers are not divided between you and me, this is called atmosphere! Do you want to be a confident person? ”

Brother Li hesitated for a moment and muttered:

"I used to think about it, but now I don't seem to think much about it."

"Look at you, you have a hard mouth."

Seeing that Brother Li didn't speak, Song Wen continued:

"But the personality is really hard to change for a while, let's go out for a walk, start from daily life, and change subtly."

In the live broadcast room, listening to Song Wen's words, the barrage broke out.

[Hook eight black, let me go of the best Brother Li in the world! ] 】

[It's over, my pure Brother Li is about to become impure. 】

[No, why do I think that the current Brother Li always gives me a sense of déjà vu? 】

[I know, what you want to say is posture, right? 】

[Hahaha, Bengbu lived, before the black haunted and went to snake, the posture was still a reserved Beijing lady, and after staying together for half a month, she directly became a Pekingese dog! ] 】

Lee Sang-hyuk watched Song Wen get up and walk towards the door, and after thinking about it, he followed.

He's a bit honest, but he's not stupid.

He is not blind to those comments on the Internet.

So Lee Sang-hyuk is still a little wary of Song Wen in his heart.

But from the current contact, Lee Sang-hyuk feels that Song Wen is still okay, at least when he shouts that the sentence is faker, he does have a feeling of freedom.

It's the same as when he turned his head on the stage of the finals in S5.

Shame.

But it was loaded.

He was thinking about things in his heart, but he didn't notice that Song Wen, who had just walked out of the door, had already stood still, and bumped into it directly.

Lee Sang-hyuk helped his eyes.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

Song Wen didn't care, looking at the traffic on the streets of São Paulo, and the people of white, black, white, black, black, black, brown, all kinds of colors and styles, he was a little emotional.

There is so much skin.

Seeing Brother Li walking to his side, Song Wen opened his mouth and asked:

"Have you had breakfast?"

"Eat," Lee Sang-hyuk nodded, "There is a free cafeteria on the fiftieth floor." ”

Song Wen was stunned and puzzled: "Didn't you say that the elevator is being repaired?" ”

"Yes."

Song Wen looked Lee Sang-hyuk up and down and didn't ask any more questions.

He came downstairs at 7:20, and the elevator hadn't broken down at that time.

If Brother Li wants to eat, he should be a little earlier than him, so it is impossible to ......

"I've climbed almost twenty floors, and I'm so tired."

Lee Sang-hyuk's voice rang out, and he bent down and hammered his own knee.

Song Wen looked at Lee Sang-hyuk with wide eyes.

"You climbed from the thirty-third floor to the fiftyth floor, and then from the fiftyth floor to the first floor, just to get a free breakfast buffet?"

Lee Sang-hyuk nodded, as if he suddenly remembered something, and took out an egg from his pocket.

"I don't have enough time, I'm eating while running, and I'm halfway through the run, and I haven't eaten any eggs left, do you want to eat them?"

The corners of Song Wen's mouth twitched.

He felt that he was already an iron rooster, but he didn't expect that Brother Li turned out to be the hair on the iron rooster.

Song Wen couldn't help but stretch out his hand and wanted to give Lee Sang-hyuk a thumbs up.

Lee Sang-hyuk thought that Song Wen wanted his own eggs, so he took two steps back.

"Well, the egg is thirty knives pulled."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage instantly stopped in Bengbu.

[Hahaha, I'm rough! 】

[Plum melon peel has to be you! ] 】

[Li Guapi: I don't care if you hack me, or I don't care if you beat me in the arena, but I will remember it for the rest of my life. 】

Song Wen looked at Lee Sang-hyuk's eyes at this time, as if he was looking at a monster.

You said that this kid is thin-skinned, he can take an egg and ask you for thirty knives, you say he is thick-skinned, he only dares to hold his glasses when he meets Enjing.

"Didn't you get this egg for free?"

Hearing Song Wen's questioning, Lee Sang-hyuk spoke:

"But in the process of transportation, transportation costs are incurred."

Song Wen smiled awkwardly: "You can eat it yourself, I am allergic to eggs." ”

"Okay."

Seeing that Song Wen didn't mean to buy eggs, Lee Sang-hyuk looked a little disappointed, took the egg and smashed it on the wall next to it, squatted next to the trash can and peeled off the shell, and stuffed an egg in two bites.

Looking at Lee Sang-hyuk who walked back, Song Wen only felt that his emotions were rolling inexplicably.

"Why don't you ask me if I've had breakfast?"

"Have you had breakfast?"

"I didn't."

Lee Sang-hyuk was silent for a moment, looking a little tangled.

"Then you go to breakfast first, I'll wait for you here."

The corners of Song Wen's mouth became more and more open.

"Okay, then I can only eat with Eunjing."

Song Wen took a step and left, and Lee Sang-hyuk, who reacted, immediately chased after him.

"I climbed the stairs all the way, and the breakfast I just ate was digested, so I'll eat some too."

Song Wen tilted his head and glanced at Li Xianghyuk: "Actually, you can wait for me at the hotel." “

"It's okay, I think what you said makes sense, men should be more generous, you are willing to teach me, I should treat you to breakfast."

After Lee Sang-hyuk finished speaking, he thought about it and added:

"But it's not too expensive to eat."

Song Wen Bengbu wanted to laugh a little, but he could only say that Brother Li still had to be Brother Li, "one meal" and "not too expensive" were simply exquisite, the king of prediction!

He pointed to the shop with a red sign across the road and said:

"That beef noodle is very delicious, the boss is our Chinese, and the taste is very authentic, you haven't tasted our food yet, you can eat some together."

The three of them came to the noodle restaurant, Lee Sang-hyuk and Paul, at Song Wen's suggestion, one of them ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and Song Wen himself ordered a bowl of mutton noodles.

Lee Sang-hyuk paid a hundred dollars painfully, after all, this is also the center of the city, and although the per capita in Brazil is not high, the prices are extremely high.

The three of them sat down, and after a while, the boss enthusiastically brought three bowls of noodles up.

Lee Sang-hyuk looked at the steaming beef noodles in front of him and lost his appetite.

He actually ate a lot.

He ate two salads, three glasses of milk, four pieces of toast, and five sandwiches in the cafeteria on the 50th floor.

Looking at Song Wen sitting opposite, he had already buried his head in noodles and forgot to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room.

Brother Li looked around for a moment, looking left and right about him.

"Didn't you say beef noodles were delicious? Why not eat beef noodles? ”

"Oh, I don't eat beef."

Song Wen raised his head, saw that Li Xianghe didn't even move his chopsticks, and hurriedly started to greet:

"Eat, why don't you eat, be polite to me, hurry up and eat."

Lee Sang-hyuk pretended to snort a noodle, and then pretended to remember it suddenly, and said:

"By the way, what about Eun Jing, when will she come?"

"Oh, Eun Jing, she's not coming."

"Not coming?!"

Brother Li's eyes widened, looking at Song Wen, who was still suffering hard, and for the first time he had an urge to hit someone.

"That's right," Song Wen picked up the bowl and took a sip of soup, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then said in Brother Li's eyes that he wanted to eat people, "You said that you want to invite me to dinner, I definitely won't call Jing to come, do you want to break the bank?" ”

Lee Sang-hyuk clenched his small fist under the table.

"I'm not that stingy."

"It's not a matter of being petty, you're willing to invite me to dinner, I know you're very angry, but if you invite me as a friend to dinner, I naturally can't call my friend over to eat without your consent, this is the basic moral issue of being a human being."

The small fist placed under the table slowly released.

What Song Wen said was so reasonable, that Lee Sang-hyuk was a little powerless to refute.

Looking at the motionless Lee Sang-hyuk, Song Wen reminded again:

"Why don't you eat beef noodles? Eat, thirty-five knives to pull a bowl, very expensive, the boss wiped zero for us. ”

Lee Sang-hyuk slowly lowered his head.

The beef is marinated very flavorful, exuding an attractive meaty aroma.

The soup is also very rich, and the noodles are chewy.

It is indeed a bowl of beef noodles that is very well made.

It's full of the smell of knife pulling.

Brother Li picked up the chopsticks and swallowed them with his head down.

The money is all paid, and it must not be wasted.

Song Wen shaved his teeth with a toothpick, and couldn't help but speak:

"Look at the hungry for the child, and don't chew it."

In the live broadcast room, looking at Lee Sang-hyuk who was immersed in dry noodles, everyone expressed their distress.

[Ouch, I'm rough, I'm really living in Bengbu, hack out of you, be a person! ] 】

[Brother Li, hurry up, it's less than an hour since you and Hei De were together, and you have been deceived by Hei Cheng for one hundred and sixty knives. 】

[The black is too dark, Gou Ba Laozi was not so ruthless when he used to do telephone pyramid schemes in northern Myanmar. 】

[No, I'm afraid you're not thinking of yourself as the heroine? ] Cheating on eating and drinking, right? 】

[Brother Li is actually very cautious, and he can only say that he loves too deeply. 】

[Woo, I feel sorry for Brother Li, I lost Coke and folded noodles. 】

(End of chapter)