Chapter 167 The national football team doesn't want to lose face, and loses to Vietnam after losing Thailand
Brazil.
Rio de janeiro.
Song Wen stood in front of the gymnasium, looked at the huge statue of Christ on the mountain in the distance, and said to the live broadcast room:
"Brothers, we are now in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and everyone who knows this place must have heard the saying that God created the world in six days, and then created Rio de Janeiro in seven days."
He paused for a moment and continued:
"Foreigners brag, don't believe it."
The gesture on the side was a little puzzled.
"How do you know that foreigners are bragging."
Song Wen smiled, pointed to the statue of Christ on the mountain and said, "He told me." β
Song Wen walked towards the inside of the gymnasium with a posture and continued to interact with the barrage.
"But Rio de Janeiro also has a title, called the first city of football, which is true, the football atmosphere here is very strong, people can be seen playing football in the streets and alleys, everyone is familiar with Neymar, Ronaldo, including the football king Pele, are all from Rio de Janeiro."
"The anchor is not good at playing games, why are you coming to the gym?"
"Why are there still people asking this question, haven't the officials made an announcement, there are still three or four days left in the knockout round, today feel the charm of the football city, our Snake team and the LPL commentary team are going to have a friendly indoor football match."
Song Wen said as he came to the venue, put his mobile phone directly on the table, and ran to warm up by himself.
In the live broadcast screen, a man and two women also appeared.
"Hello viewers before the live broadcast! Welcome to the Grand Final of the 2017 Futsal Mid-Season Championship! I'm commenting on the aftermath! β
"I'm Rita!"
The statelessness is a little untenable.
"No, do you want to be so official?"
"That's for sure," Yu Shuang nodded, "We're professionals, okay?" β
"Okay, I'm the commentator and referee!"
In the live broadcast room, the barrage has already been entertained.
[Okay, okay, let's play like this.] γ
[Big brother, don't you want to be so formal. γ
[To be reasonable, black out of the game is great, playing football must not work, right? ] I want to see the black make a fool of himself! γ
[Black out will play a hook eight football.] γ
"Maybe many friends don't understand the rules of indoor football, I will briefly say here, indoor football is futsal, including the goalkeeper, a team of five people for a football game, other detailed rules will not be too much to introduce, here is a little rule, that is, indoor football is not offside, and compared with eleven football, the conversion of attack and defense is faster, the rhythm is more compact, the number of goals is more, it is a very exciting sport!"
Statelessness turns the camera to the other side.
"The one in the black uniform is our Snake team...... Oh no, as a team, their name today is Team Blaster! β
A group of Song Wen appeared in the picture.
"I took a look at the starting line-up of the Blasters team and they played a 2-2 game today, which is two strikers and two defenders, which is a defensive formation! So first of all, I would like to introduce you to Hudie, the goal keeper and goalkeeper of the Blaster team! We all know that Hudie is in the game, he is a support position, and his responsibility is to protect his teammates, and today, he will protect the goal behind him! It can be seen that the Shock Wave team definitely has its own unique understanding of the distribution of personnel! β
Listening to the introduction of stateless to herself, Hudie smiled slightly awkwardly and waved at the camera.
"Next are the two defenders of the Blaster team, Brother Crystal and Brother Saint Gun, I believe that the two brothers can join forces to play their own style in the position of defenders!"
Brother Crystal was twisting his crotch coquettishly and pouting at the camera.
Brother Saint Spear moved his arms and nodded with a smile.
The camera turned again, and a butt appeared directly in the frame.
"Then there's the striker of our Blastwave team, the stance! The posture usually survives in the game, but today it seems that he is planning to rise up and become a striker! β
The writhing ass was stunned, and the posture turned around, pointing at the stateless and shouting.
"Oh no, can you explain, if you can't explain, don't explain, what is Lao Tzu's usual life? Every day you know that it is embarrassing! β
The stateless smiled and gave the camera to Song Wen.
"Let's focus on the other striker of our Blaster team, as well as the captain of the team, the black! We know that black is a very offensive player in the game, and we don't know if he can bring this sharpness to our football game! β
Song Wen posed for the camera.
The second daughter on the commentary seat saw her eyes straight.
"Wow, black has so many muscles."
"It's the type of person who looks thin and undressed."
"Ahem," stateless interrupted the of the two and turned the camera to the other side, "Next up is the Red Wen team composed of the LPL commentary team of our mid-season invitational!" β
"They came up with a 1-3 defensive lineup today, namely goalkeeper Wang Duoduo, left wingback Guan Zeyuan, central defender Miller, right wingback Doll, and our striker and captain ......"
Stateless paused, and then imitated the high tone of the commentary in a football game, and solemnly introduced.
βUββZββIοΌοΌοΌοΌβ
The little fat man in the red team uniform was warming up with a serious face.
It can be seen that Uzi is indeed very hot in the warm-up.
Already sweaty.
But even so, his slightly flushed face was still filled with a youthful and toned smile.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage is already crazy.
[No, Uzi is still panting after warming up.] γ
[Use an idiom to describe Uzi's warm-up - the flesh trembles. γ
[The game hasn't started yet, and Uzi is already red.] γ
[The happiest episode.] γ
Stateless waved his hand.
"Let's first invite the captain of the Red Win team to give a pre-match speech."
Uzi ran over with a puff, came to the commentary table, and took two breaths before he spoke:
"Uh...... HELLO EVERYONE, I'M UZI. It's a pleasure to be a part of today's football game. β
The host, Yu Shuang, smiled and asked:
"It can be seen that the warm-up of UZI players is very professional, do you usually play football by yourself?"
"I play occasionally, with PDD. I think my skills are still okay. β
"So today, do you think your team can win?"
"That's for sure, I'm all exercising, I'm still playing pretty good football, I'm not kidding."
After the interview with Uzi, Wushu invited Song Wen again.
Rita was in charge of the interview with Song Wen.
"Black, why is your team called Shockwave?"
Song Wen smiled and pulled up a few big words on his clothes, "For the front row to warn the players opposite." β
"What do you think of today's game?"
"I'm really looking forward to the move of the world's No. 1 ADC on the court."
"The barrage is asking you, why didn't SOFM come to the competition today?"
"Sofm definitely can't come, football is a teamwork sport, I can't let Sofm be there alone, and he came today, I arranged for him to turn over the scoreboard next to him to brush the score."
Rita thought it was a little funny, forced a smile, and continued to ask:
"The UZI player said he practiced football, did you practice black?"
"No," Song Wen shook his head.
"So how do you feel about your level of football and do you have confidence in today's game?"
"It's okay, I play football, so I'm a little better than the national football team."
Rita looked shocked and subconsciously asked:
"Really?"
"Of course it's true," Song Wen was like a warrior, "the national football team will lose to Vietnam if it goes down, the Thai team will lose to Vietnam after losing, and then lose to Myanmar, and then no one will lose, and the national football team will not have any face." I'm different, I can make the Vietnamese can't play directly, can the national football team, he can't. β
Song Wen said a word, and directly blew up the live broadcast room.
Rita also opened her mouth slightly, and she didn't know what to say for a while.
They thought that Song Wen was bold enough, and he usually spouted professional players in the e-sports circle, but why is he still squirting out of the circle now?
If this word spreads, there will be no fryers in the football circle!
The most important thing is that you spray people in the e-sports circle, you still have the strength to slap your face, and you spray people in the football circle, you will definitely be ridiculed by the group.
Although e-sports is also classified as a sport, it is still not popular in orthodox sports such as football and basketball.
was originally an entertainment competition that engaged in the effect of the show, and Song Wen's sentence was probably going to directly make the e-sports circle fry!
And in the live broadcast room, the barrage has exploded!
[I'm rough, you dare to say it! γ
[All I can say is a good scolding. γ
[Although what the black is saying is the truth, but you are in the e-sports circle, why do you talk about football? ] γ
[Why can't you mouth?] The national football team is shameless, and the common people can't scold? He eats public money! γ
[The animal god is a little loose in this wave of grouping, and I feel like I'm going to be backfired. γ
[The e-sports circle is about to earthquake! ] γ
Rita swallowed.
Everyone sweated for Song Wen.
They were broadcasting live, and it is conceivable that Song Wen's words would soon get out, with unpredictable consequences.
Only Song Wen, who stabbed the big basket, was so good at this time that he didn't realize what he had done.
He's even snickering.
[The black powder value (national football team) has reached 78,000......]
Since the news has not yet had time to spread, the black powder value is still slowly increasing, and no skills have been unlocked.
But he wasn't in a hurry.
Prior to this, he had sprayed an Internet celebrity on the Internet and obtained a strange ability - beauty mastery.
In other words, his ability to this system is not limited to League of Legends.
After all, after he opened five or five before, he also got the ability to eat chicken.
Although Song Wen hadn't played football much before, the physical ability inherited from the death announcement was not a vegetarian, and what he needed to do now was to wait for his football skills to fly on the Internet for a while.
The two sides chose to enter, and the stateless walked to the center with a whistle on his chest and a coin.
The little fat man guessed the pros and cons, won the right to tee, and was happy like a child.
"Beep!"
With the referee's stateless whistle, the little fat man turned around and passed the ball to defender Miller, and rushed towards Song Wenfang's back with his head buried in himself.
Song Wen only felt a wave of heat rushing by, and Uzi had already run past him with his temperature.
He looked strange, looked at Uzi who was moving forward, and muttered:
"I'm rough, so hard."
Uzi rushed to the rear and began to wave frantically, motioning for his teammates to pass the ball over.
Guan Zeyuan is a person who understands football more among several people, and the football came to his feet after several tosses, seized the opportunity to kick it straight away, and directly sent the football to Uzi.
Uzi staggered to stop the ball, then raised his right leg high and blasted it towards the Blaster team's goal!
"Bang!"
Uzi's foot was so powerful that Hudie was so frightened that he didn't dare to block the ball one meter away, and directly shrank up.
Football flying high!
Flew straight out of the beam!
Looking at the ball flying out of bounds, Uzi slapped his thigh regretfully.
"Alas! Can this be flying, I'm really convinced, this ball is so light, it's not the same as what I usually play. β
Guan Zeyuan looked at the sweaty Uzi and kindly reminded:
"Uzi, it's easy to kick with the instep at that distance, just shoot with a push."
Hearing Guan Zeyuan's words, Uzi wiped his sweat and said:
"I know, you passed the ball a little harder just now, I can't adjust it."
Uzi's words directly left Guan Zeyuan speechless.
On the other side, Song Wen looked at his two defenders puzzled.
"Brother Saint Gun, Brother Crystal, what are you two doing? Just watch Uzi go in! β
Hearing Song Wen's words, Brother Crystal looked helpless.
"No, Gou Ba rushed in the same way as that keg's E skill, Lao Tzu is such a small body, how can he stop it, this can't be washed away."
Song Wen was stunned for a moment, rubbed his chin, and nodded.
"What you said makes sense, what about you, Brother Saint Gun, you are a little stronger than Brother Crystal, and you are afraid of being rushed?"
Brother Saint Gun looked aggrieved and couldn't help but speak:
"It's not Brother Wen, why are you embarrassed to say that I came, Uzi rushed in front of you, he didn't run fast, you just stood there and fished, I saw it."
Being poked by the Holy Spear Brother, Song Wen was a little embarrassed and waved his hand.
"Forget it, the most important thing is to protect yourself."
It was originally a friendly match, and Song Wen didn't mean to accuse the two, it was purely to tease the two, if he injured someone for a football, it would be worth the loss.
After all, Uzi didn't fight, they still have to play.
On the commentary bench, the stateless also lamented Uzi's shot just now.
"Oops! Uzi's shot was too inaccurate, higher than Li Yunlong's Italian gun! A really good chance to attack was wasted, and now the ball is in the hands of the Blaster team, and we see that the black player kicks off, passes to the gesture, and the gesture passes to the black, and the black passes to the gesture, what are they doing, they are going to exhaust Uzi's eyes with the pass. β
At this time, Song Wen in the field was spraying with the gesture.
"Fuck, what are you doing back! You dribble the ball in! β
"No, I can't play football, how can I bring it!"
"You won't, and neither will I!"
"I'm not going to lose that person anyway!"
"If you don't kick it, if you don't kick it, I'll let you go to the line with faker."
Seeing that Song Wen took out the killer weapon, his posture could only be soft, and he slowly kicked the ball forward.
Uzi was visibly excited, and rushed straight up.
Looking at the rolling chariot, his posture was startled, and he hurriedly kicked the ball back to Song Wen.
Song Wen received the ball, and he could only carry the ball forward little by little.
What he didn't know was that at this time, a lot of fans had begun to pour into the live broadcast room one after another.
Song Wen's speech before the game has begun to gradually spread.
In the center of the court, he looked at Song Wen and shouted:
"Brother Wen, be careful that Uzi is coming!"
As soon as Uzi finished his stance, he immediately turned around and chased after Song Wen, who was holding the ball.
Looking at Uzi, who was coming straight for him regardless of life or death, Song Wen admitted that he was a little scared.
If he collides with this, he can't withstand the muscles of 1.8 meters.
And most importantly, what if you get hurt?
Thinking of this, Song Wen simply avoided it.
Uzi rushed past him and grabbed the football.
With a serious face, he kicked back to the doll, shouting:
"Pass the ball!"
The doll who had just received the ball was a little helpless, and quickly kicked the ball back again.
But the doll obviously didn't kick the ball much, and the strength of this kick was obviously not enough, Uzi was about to rush into Hudie's arms, and the ball was just over half and was intercepted directly by Song Wen.
On the commentary seat, watching Song Wen dribble the ball forward, he shouted in a stateless state:
βblackοΌ Black is dribbling forward! His speed is very ...... Steady! It can be seen that Black has shown his steady side on the football field, yes, there is no need to rush, a little infiltration is enough! Miller came to defend, black didn't want to show off his skills, but directly passed the ball to the gesture, and the gesture passed back, and the two completed a perfect interspersed match, and now in front of Song Wen, it was an empty goal! Wait a minute, the goalkeeper of the Red Win team! β
"Wow, it's in! Black takes the lead with a point! The score came to 1-0! Wang Duoduo, the goalkeeper of the Red Wen team! He actually ran to the side to drink water just now! This mistake is so undeserved! Although we are playing an amateur friendly match, we can't go to the sidelines to drink water halfway through! β
"In this situation, I just want to sing a song, ahhh
Sofm, who was standing on the sidelines of the court, finally brushed the score and turned over the score card.
On the court, looking at the ball rolling into the goal, Wang Duoduo threw the water bottle in his hand on the ground at a loss, looking dazed.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage was directly happy.
[Hahaha, is Wang Weijie you? ] γ
[Big gall, imitate my brother Jie for ten years to guard the door and no one knows, once you drink water and smell it in the world! ] γ
[The key is that Wang Duoduo also knows how to screw the lid well. γ
[Wang Duoduo: What's the matter? γ
[Wang Duoduo also eats salty sea cucumbers? γ
(End of chapter)