In 2017.

June 18th.

Shanghai Super Brand Mall.

In anticipation, the 2017 League of Legends LPL Summer Season regular season officially kicked off.

At this time, the Super Brand Plaza was crowded, the audience's cheers were higher and higher, and as the countdown came to the last side, a beam of lights gathered in the center of the stage, illuminating the entire stage.

The host Yu Shuang appeared on the stage.

"Hello audience friends, summoners before the live broadcast! Welcome to the opening ceremony of the 2017 League of Legends LPL Summer Tournament, I am the host Yu Shuang! ”

On the left and right sides of the stage, the flags of 12 LPL teams are placed.

At this time, the representative players selected by the 12 teams were waiting on the other side of the audience to play.

The 12 players from 12 teams lined up in two teams, and the spicy incense pot stood next to Song Wen.

"Xiangguo, this kind of showy thing, Uzi himself won't come."

Hearing Song Wen's question, the spicy fragrant pot rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Brother Wen, do you think he dares to come, if you haven't been disgusting him on Weibo, he wouldn't want to fight in the opening game."

Song Wen has nothing to do in the past two days, and he will cue Uzi on Weibo.

Because he remembers that at the beginning of the summer season in this time period, Uzi didn't seem to play.

Uzi doesn't play, so what's the point.

So in the past two days, Song Wen has put a lot of pressure on Uzi on Weibo, so that if Uzi doesn't play in the opening game, it will be like becoming a cowardly lizard.

"What I'm saying, I'm not here for your RNG, Uzi is your team soul."

Doinb, who was standing in front of the spicy fragrant pot, couldn't help but scream when he heard Song Wen's words.

"Mom, you're disgusting when you talk."

Seeing Doinb's answer, Song Wen's face darkened.

"Lao Tzu talks to people, what is your dog's name? Mom, mom, mom, do you call this soul? ”

doinb, a stupid thing, naturally can't go in directly because of his own words or two.

After all, none of the backers behind him have fallen.

However, Song Wen is not in a hurry, and it is not a bad thing to let the bullets fly for a while.

Doinb obviously didn't expect Song Wen to scold when he opened his mouth, he was stunned for a moment, and was about to open his mouth, when Wei Shen, who was standing in front of Song Wen, hurriedly opened his mouth to persuade him.

"Eh, don't quarrel, there are so many spectators watching."

Song Wen smiled: "I don't care, everyone knows that my quality is low, so I can only work hard, otherwise the character of Han Yuan will collapse." ”

Doinb's face turned red by Song Wenyi, and he pretended not to hear.

The two teams of players stood in the aisle of the audience, and the two sides of the aisle were full of spectators, Song Wen looked at it casually, and actually saw two people who made him eat a pound!

Xu Ba'an and Qingchen, beside the two of them, also had a child who looked eight or nine years old.

The three little children sat in the crowd, and they could only see the backs of the people around them, and they couldn't help but stretch their necks and struggle to no avail.

Xu Ba'an held a notebook in his hand, opened it a little impatiently, and wrote a diary.

[On June 18, the dog pen watched the play. I can't see it, the experience is very poor, and I won't come again next time. 】

Qingchen was obviously a little annoyed by the noise of the surrounding environment, and was covering his ears and shouting: "It's noisy!" Silence! Silence! Silence! ”

On the other hand, the other child looked quite calm, just sitting quietly.

Song Wen recalled for a while, and then remembered that this child was also a child of the starting family, but this child didn't seem to like talking very much, and he didn't like to contact with their group at the beginning, so he always watched from a distance, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

"How did they get here?"

Song Wen looked at the three of them and frowned puzzled.

Looking at their appearance, there are no adults around them, and in a place like Shanghai, three children are obviously not very reassuring.

Thinking of this, Song Wen simply left the team and walked directly towards the location of Xu Ba'an's children, causing a burst of cheers from the audience.

"I'm rough, beast god! Shake hands! ”

"Animal God, give me an autograph!"

"Brother Hei, why don't you run to the audience if you don't line up there?"

Song Wen greeted the audience with a smile, and the riot in the audience also attracted the attention of the director, and the camera was given to Song Wen for the first time.

In the live broadcast screen, I saw Song Wen coming behind a few boys, picking up Xu Ba'an and holding him in his arms, and then picking up the other two boys with one hand and one hand like grabbing chickens.

[No, what are you doing in the dark? 】

[Bullying children in front of millions of viewers? 】

[Who are these children?] 】

【Rough! Could it be the triplets of Kuroide and Eunjing! 】

[You didn't grow so fast on hormones, did you!] 】

[Wenwen! What the hell is going on! You explain it to us! 】

[Let me think about it, I'm really afraid that the black is so abstract, and the next second I put the three children in my hand and play acrobatics like throwing a ball. 】

Song Wen didn't do acrobatics, but just brought the three children to the team of contestants.

His face was not very good-looking, after all, he had confirmed that the three bear children had obviously run out on their own.

"What's the matter with you, why are you here!"

In the face of Song Wen's questioning, Xu Ba'an was not afraid of danger.

"Let's watch a play at the dog pen!"

A bright smile appeared on Song Wen's face, which scared Xu Ba'an.

"Qingchen, you say!"

Qingchen pointed to Song Wen's mouth and shouted; "Don't murder us, silence, silence!"

Song Wen's forehead was bruised, and he turned his head to look at the other child.

Strange to say, this little boy has not been noisy or noisy until now, and his face is full of composure and calmness that does not fit his age.

"Uh...... You ......"

The little boy smiled and said:

"My brother doesn't know my name."

"Excuse me, what's your name?"

Song Wen apologized awkwardly, and suddenly felt cold.

This is......

He seems to have a way to die!!

"My name is Tang San."

"Tang San?!"

Tang San nodded, "Yes, brother." ”

"How could Tang San be an orphan?!"

"Why can't it be?" Tang San looked a little dissatisfied, "Are you discriminating?" ”

Song Wen smiled awkwardly, "Mine." ”

"So why are you here, Uncle Wu and Aunt Li?"

Before a few bear children could explain, the host on the stage had already called Song Wen.

"Team Snake, black!"

Song Wen had no choice but to drag the three children on the stage together.

——

Snake Lounge.

The posture is already happy to straighten the waist.

"Hahaha, Brother Wen, according to netizens, he is now the father of three children, hahahaha!"

Brother Crystal looked disgusted: "Are those marketing accounts brainless, Brother Wen is only eighteen years old now, how old do you have to have a child before you can have such a big son." ”

With a look like I had already predicted your prediction, I said with a smile:

"So now it has been exposed on the Internet that Brother Wen's real age is not eighteen years old at all, saying that Brother Wen grew up in an orphanage, and the devil knows how old he is."

Song Wen didn't bother to pay attention to those brainless remarks on the Internet.

These rumors, which do not stand up to scrutiny, do not need to be clarified at all.

Black moms are going to make a move.

"You're smiling, if you hadn't given them a few tickets, would they have been able to sneak here?"

Hearing Song Wen's reprimand, he pouted helplessly.

"I'm rough, how did Lao Tzu know that they would sneak out by themselves, I was giving it to Uncle Wu at the time, so that if he was free, he could bring the children to watch your game, but I didn't expect Uncle Wu to come, these boys came."

Song Wen no longer took a gesture, looked at Zhu Kai and asked:

"Xiao Zhu, has Uncle Wu been contacted?"

Zhu Kai nodded and said:

"I got in touch, Uncle Wu knew about this last night, and he came over overnight, and now he has gotten off the high-speed rail station, so I'll pick him up."

"Okay," Song Wen nodded and dragged Xu Ba'an over, "You are the biggest here, you have to take care of them, don't run around in the lounge later, do you hear?" ”

Xu Ba'an looked at Song Wen and shook his head.

"We're going to see it on the spot, it's not interesting to watch here."

Song Wen didn't bother to take care of the bear child at all, and packed up the peripherals by himself.

"Uncle Wu has always told us that you are his proudest child, so we want to come and see, we want to be as powerful as you, and you let us stay here, so didn't we come for nothing?"

Tang San thought about it for a while, and also spoke:

"Yes, Brother Wen, we just want to learn from you, so we came here, and we also want you to be the pride of Uncle Wu."

Some of the words sound quite embarrassing, but when they come out of the mouth of a child, there is a natural taste of childlike fantasy.

Brother Saint Gun thought for a moment and said:

"That's it, Brother Wen, I'll take them to the audience to watch the game myself."

Song Wen turned his head, his eyes glanced around the faces of the three little children, and when he saw that the three of them didn't look like they were talking, he nodded.

"I'm in trouble."

IMP was obviously out of the situation, whispering to Brother Crystal.

"Zhesan is really Brother Wen's child?"

Song Wen looked at it with a smile: "Puff, it seems that the wine has not woken up yet, and you are not allowed to drink the day before the competition in the future!" ”

——

"Viewers before the live broadcast, you are now tuning in to the opening match of the 2017 League of Legends LPL Summer Regular Season! The match between RNG Esports Club and Snake Esports Club by Narration Miller. ”

"I'm a doll."

"I'm commentator stateless!"

The stateless enthusiasm undoubtedly ignited the enthusiasm of the fans, and there was a loud chant in the stadium.

"Black Divine Sect, Wencheng Wude, Ze was driven by Uzi, the big disciple! Thousands of years, dominate the rivers and lakes! The eldest disciple of the Holy Sect is in the Holy Sect, and the longevity is with the sky! ”

This scene obviously rehearsed by fans, not to mention Miller and the doll, is stunned by the statelessness.

The netizens in the live broadcast room even stayed in Bengbu directly.

[I'm rough, what kind of X is this? 】

[It's really shocking to hack these fans, it's disgusting to do this. 】

[Can you not be so embarrassed? ] 】

[A few upstairs, if you don't understand black science, you don't know, the best black fans will never sing the praises of black. 】

[Hahaha died of laughter, isn't this the slogan of the Sun and Moon God Cult? 】

[On the surface, it seems to be boasting about the black, but in fact, it is disgusting that the black is undefeated in the East. 】

[Kuroide said that he likes Kuroko, so now all the fans are meeting his requirements, and it can only be said that Kuroide's fans are too tolerant. 】

[Alas, when the black came out was hacked by the whole network, as a fan of the black out, we didn't make a contribution, and now that we are going to hack him, we have to take the lead. 】

Miller and the doll in the commentary seat were a little crying and laughing.

"Today is also a very welcome to our new colleague, stateless!"

Stateless hands together, looking very modest.

"No, no."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the doll say as if jokingly:

"We also know that Wuzheng used to be a professional player, but when we found that there was no team to ask for it, we could only run to be a commentator."

For statelessness to become a commentary, the doll is actually very unhappy in her heart.

The former professional players have retired, and at most they have gone to sell meat muffins.

But now the professional players, after retiring, began to explain and steal business with them.

Originally, in the face of vase-like female commentators, male commentators can still use their game understanding to prove their status in the position of commentator.

But with the influx of professional players, it is clear that the understanding of the game that male commentators are proud of is no longer enough.

Why did the long-haired man go crazy in the first place, and it is inseparable from explaining that this industry is becoming more and more involuted.

And what kind of people are most afraid of involution?

People who don't have anything in their stomachs.

Survival of the fittest, with the continuous addition of newcomers, the first to be eliminated is always the bottom of the group.

And apparently, the doll is very self-aware

But this time, the doll apparently chose the wrong opponent to shoot.

As a great disciple of the Black School, Wuxian has long observed and studied Song Wen's words and deeds, and has already learned ten percent of the skills.

But even if it's only ten percent, it's obviously more than enough to deal with dolls.

Hearing the doll's yin and yang weirdness, the stateless smiled.

"There's no way, there's already a black sweeper in the professional circle, so I can only come to the commentary circle to take a look."

Miller heard the-for-tat between the two and quickly brought the conversation to the game.

"Today is also the first game of our summer season, both teams have a very good performance in the spring season, snake is the champion of our spring season, and swept SKT in MSI to win the MSI championship, while RNG is also played well in the spring season, and achieved the runner-up result, in the first game of the summer season, the champion and runner-up of our LPL spring season will face off, which can be said to be a very high gold content, and it is also a very exciting game."

Stateless nodded and spoke:

"Yes, RNG didn't have any big personnel changes in the summer, and snake introduced imp as the team's ADC. Many friends have ridiculed ah, saying that the current Snake team has two priests, and I don't know how RNG wins, but I think we still can't be too high-profile, after all, the game hasn't started yet, and we still need to leave a little suspense. ”

The stateless spoke, and the doll was naturally not to be outdone.

"Wow! Then we see that now the players of the two teams are also ready on the bench, and the first game of the summer tournament is about to start, RNG is on the blue side, and Snake is on the red side. ”

"Wait a minute," Wuzheng glanced down at his phone and said with a smile, "Insert an urgent message, just now, black still did not disappoint us, and regularly posted a Weibo, the content is: Many dear fans and friends remind me that this version of Xia Luo is very supermodel, let me pay more attention." Thank you fans for the reminder, I've already told Uzi not to take Kasumi. ”

Hearing the stateless words, Miller's face was incredulous.

"Uh...... Did he mean that he told Uzi not to take Kasumi? ”

The doll also laughed awkwardly: "It should be a joke, you can't black ask Uzi not to take it, Uzi really doesn't take it." ”

As a great disciple of the Black Studies, Wushu obviously didn't guess how many layers Song Wen was in, thought about it, and said:

"The BP on both sides has begun, let's look at the selection of the two sides first!"

At this time, Tabe was asking Song Wen about the Snake team's seat.

"Brother Wen, is it really okay for Xia Luo to let it out?"

In the face of Tabe's doubts, Song Wen seemed to be an old god.

"It's okay, Uzi won't dare to take it."

Tabe obviously couldn't understand why Song Wen was so confident, but he still chose to believe unconditionally.

In fact, Song Wen can be said to be 100% sure that Uzi will not take Xia.

First of all, Uzita doesn't play Kasumi at all.

Although RNG's coach Brother Feng later washed Uzi, he was later washed by RNG fans to say that Xiao Ming couldn't play Luo.

But the bathing dog bathes every day, how could Song Wen believe Brother Feng's words?

What's the matter, you have to talk about data!

Will S7's Uzi be Kasumi?

For this reason, Song Wen specially checked Uzi's rank record.

Kasumi was a hero who came out at the end of April '17, but looking at Uzi's rank record, he didn't play it for the first time until June!

And until September 30th of the World Championships, Uzi's Kasumi has taken out a total of 52 games in Hanbok, and the winning rate is only 40%, from April 25th after Kasumi is online, to September 30th, a total of 158 days, Uzi's practice frequency, an average of once every three days!

Is this called practice?

Is this called being able to play?

And today is June 8th, and I don't know if the current Uzi is cooked under the high pressure of the two priests Song Wen and IMP, compared to the Uzi in his previous life, has been baked at high temperatures.

The second point is that Song Wen knows the character of Uzi too well.

Although if Uzi takes it out, no matter what the record is, no matter what the victory or defeat is, Song Wen who posted on Weibo will be ridiculed and turned into a clown.

But Uzi himself is clearly a more face-saving person.

Facing the Snake team with IMP and Song Wen, Uzi will only think about how to carry the record, and it doesn't even matter if he wins or loses.

RNG lost, but Uzi didn't.

He is not the same as Song Wen.

Song Wen doesn't mind being a clown to disgust others, but Uzi is a god, and God has his own cards, and he can't play a clown himself in order to make Song Wen ugly.

But apparently, Brother Feng hasn't realized this problem yet.

He didn't know that the Snake team had already decided that Uzi would not take Kasumi, and he was still fantasizing about letting Kasumi waste a lever for the Snake team, so he honorably pulled out the Shockwave Councillor at the first hand.

(End of chapter)