Chapter 202: Taijun said, your cooking is shit

[Damn, what a stupid shop! 】

[Secretary Wang, I want to know all the information about this store now! ] 】

[Brothers, today is Crazy Thursday, V I eat a KFC at 50, and when I am full, I will go to Kaohsiung and smash this store! ] 】

[The tall bear is quite green. 】

[Is the animal god going to be justified today? 】

Looking at the indignant barrage, Song Wen smiled unhurriedly.

"Don't worry, family members, family members who are familiar with the anchor know that the anchor has always focused on positive energy."

When he said positive energy, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, but the snake team on the side covered their faces with some shame.

Several people walked to the front of the hotel according to the countermeasures discussed in advance.

It is a Japanese restaurant.

Song Wen raised his chin, stepped forward in a summoned manner, and opened the wooden door of the hotel.

The layout in the restaurant is not big, there are only five or six small tables, and a middle-aged man is lying on the table to clean and clean, and when he heard someone open the door, he raised his head and looked over.

He helped his glasses, coughed, and walked in first, turning back as he walked, and said to Song Wen and the others:

"Huh! Eh, it's not me saying it, today's weather is really hot, it's going to be hot~"

Although it was discussed in advance, the posture is now real, which still makes everyone in the snake team shake their bodies, and they feel that they are all caught below.

Brother Crystal, who was following the gesture, sorted out his emotions and shouted at the man in the store:

"Uncle! What's the matter with you! Why don't you turn on the air conditioner in such a hot weather! Who do you want to heat to death? ”

Hearing Brother Crystal's words, the man frowned slightly.

It felt like something was wrong.

But there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with that.

I could only laugh and get up.

"I'm sorry guys, because it's not time for dinner. Sit down, and I'll turn on the air conditioner for you. ”

Several people walked in hula, and when Sofm saw that he had to take off his shoes, he couldn't help muttering:

"I haven't washed my feet in days."

The man who had just turned on the air conditioner couldn't help but come over when he heard Sao Fan talking.

"This is."

"Oh! You say him! He smiled and responded in a shrill voice, "He's a Vietnamese, don't worry, uncle, we have seen the sign at your door!" Sao Fan gave the uncle a few words of Vietnamese to prove himself, don't get a misunderstanding, it's not good! ”

The fans chattered a few words helplessly, but obviously they still didn't dispel the man's doubts.

"Where did you come from, boys?"

"I'm from Taipei." He waved his hand and raised his chin at IMP, "We're all classmates, we haven't been together for a long time, this is an exchange student from South Korea before, and I just came back this time." ”

Feeling the man's gaze, imp blinked as if cute.

"It's good, it's like Smecta from Korea!"

Seeing that there were international friends, a smile instantly appeared on the man's face, and he stretched out his hands and handed it over.

"Oh, hello, welcome to Kaohsiung Smecta."

After the two shook hands, they introduced Song Wen who was sitting next to him.

"I'll tell you, my classmate is even bigger! He's Japanese.,And he's an anchor.,It's super popular.,I usually visit the store or something.,I'm shooting videos now.。 Uncle, if you make this delicious and authentic Japanese food, it's time to make a fire! ”

Hearing the gesture's introduction to himself, Song Wen took a deep breath.

No one wants to be an animal.

But it can't be helped.

There is always someone in a team to sacrifice.

Hearing the gesture's introduction to Song Wen, the melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room was even more happy.

[Hahaha, what a Japanese anchor. 】

[Oh no, the animal god is really a beast now. 】

[Hello Kurotaro! I'm Kuko Umegawa. 】

[The posture is too abstract, is there a pepper chicken stuffed in this throat?] 】

[Don't say it, the taste is quite pure. 】

[What tricks do these people want to play? 】

At this time, the man heard the introduction of the gesture and immediately became solemn.

He bowed at 90 degrees, bent over his head, and made a standard Japanese bow.

"Hey! Thank you Taijun for coming! It's an honor to die! ”

"Oh oh oh!"

Song Wen's eyes widened, he hurriedly got up, imitated the appearance of Xiao Ri vividly, grabbed the man's hand and shook it.

"With patching, with patching!"

The two of them said a few words to each other, and Song Wen sat down.

looked at the departing man, and came up with a shy.

"How about Brother Wen, are you sweating?"

Song Wen breathed a long sigh of relief.

He didn't expect this store to be so enthusiastic, and seeing Xiao Ri was like seeing his father.

After a few words of communication, he can be said to have taken turns to use all the Japanese he knows.

Although he has read countless films in the past, the homogeneity of the island films he watched is more serious, all of them are the same theme, the protagonist's lines are relatively few, and more are international voices, and the Japanese he learns is really limited.

In order not to show the stuffing, the group also quieted down, and when the man finished serving, he beckoned the man to sit down.

"Uncle, my international friend has some questions for you, sit down and talk about it."

Seeing that it was Song Taijun who was looking for him, the man did not hesitate, nodded and sat down.

"Taijun, you say!"

Song Wen nodded and asked:

"Mother, you?"

The man looked blank and looked at the gesture.

The gesture coughed, and acted as an interpreter:

"Taijun asked you why you hung that kind of sign in front of the store."

The man smiled awkwardly and said tentatively:

"Taijun don't like it, if you don't like it, I can pick it up."

Gesture looked at Song Wen:

"Dog licking is a place for the identification of breeds."

Song Wen nodded with a clear face.

"Grace has to give the port, and the occasional astringency is determined to be strange. (Dialect: You tell him, I'm just a little curious.) )”

In the case of Xiao Ri, it is actually slightly similar to Song Wen's hometown dialect in taste, and Song Wen adjusted his tone slightly, and it sounded like Japanese.

And although the gesture is a Jing master, he has long learned the dialect of Song Wen's hometown, so others were at a loss when they heard it, but he heard it without a bad score, and relayed:

"Taijun doesn't mean anything else, he's just just curious."

Seeing that the two of them spoke decently, the last bit of doubt in the man's heart also dissipated.

"Well, that's a long story. In fact, I didn't hang that sign, it was my boss. ”

The posture was stunned for a moment, and then asked:

"Uncle, you're not the boss, are you?"

"No," the man waved his hand and said with a smile, "I'm just a part-time worker, I heard that our boss used to make money in the mainland, but he was disgusted by the people over there, so I couldn't get angry and put up a sign!" ”

After he finished speaking, he looked at Song Wen with a flattering face.

"But you help me tell Taijun, although my brand is not hung by me, but I am here, it means that I and my boss have the same idea, Taijun is a person over there, and he must not like the horn of the person over there as much as we do?"

Song Wen patiently listened to the gesture and croaked in a random translation, and then nodded.

"Retreat, let it go!"

"Uncle, Taijun said that he already knows, and now he is going to start enjoying the food, please go and do your own business."

Hearing the gesture, the man stood up, smiled and bowed twice.

"You use it slowly, you use it slowly."

At this time, in Song Wen's live broadcast room, the barrage has completely exploded.

【Rough! Lao Tzu is really going to be red. 】

[Damn, this beast is really disgusting. 】

[Lick all the little days, how unsatisfactory is this life? 】

[Forget the roots, forget it, even lick the dog.] 】

[Animal God, you burned this store today, go directly to the family tree! ] 】

Seeing the man walking away, he lowered his voice and said:

"Brother Wen, this Lao Deng is not the boss yet, what do you say?"

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of sushi and was about to stuff it into his mouth, but he was hit on the hand by Song Wen's snap.

"You eat dog food, you're hungry and faint?"

The posture looked aggrieved, looking at the back of the red and swollen hand, and was about to cry.

"Since he's not the boss, find a way to find out their boss."

Hearing Song Wen's words, the most restless imp seemed the most excited.

"How, what?"

Song Wen thought about it and took out his daily mobile phone.

For the live broadcast, he asked the club to equip himself with two mobile phones.

He opened the Snake Team's group chat and began to set it up.

"First this, then that, then this, and finally that."

After reading the content on the phone, he gently put the phone on the table.

"Bang!"

The slapping of the palm of his hand against the table made a loud noise, and he grinned in pain as he didn't grasp the strength of his posture in order to pretend to be forced.

The man who heard the voice also ran out of the back kitchen for the first time.

Before he could ask, he saw the kind attitude he had just now, and said to himself with a hideous face:

"Uncle! Yours is it! What kind of dog food are you making? Taijun said, this is not authentic Japanese food at all! I brought my friends to your place for dinner, and you made me so embarrassed! ”

The man was stunned for a moment, looked at the sushi on the table that had been bitten and thrown aside, and his face changed.

"How is this possible! I'm specially trained! ”

"What do you mean?" Although the tip of his heart was trembling in pain, he still didn't forget his interpretation, "What do you mean, it's my friend, he's not really too gentleman!" ”

The man looked at the face of the gesture and fell into self-doubt.

After all, that angry look really doesn't look like it's acted.

With some hesitation, he stepped forward and picked up the sushi and took a bite.

"This taste...... No problem......"

"And said there was no problem!" Changed his posture and looked at Song Wen, "Taijun, you said that this sushi is authentic or not!" ”

Song Wen put on a very embarrassed look at this time.

He shook his body back and forth uneasily, and his mouth made strange noises from time to time.

"Yikes! Hiss...... Anon ...... Yikes...... Hiss...... Edo ...... Tsk......"

Seeing that Song Wen seemed to be very embarrassed, the man no longer had any doubts about Song Wen's identity.

After all, this is too much in line with the stereotypical image of the humble little days in Japanese dramas.

Seeing that the situation was deadlocked, IMP knew that he was going to play.

"Wo has also been to the island country! The food over there, the finch is not sauce purple! ”

Seeing that his Korean friend also spoke, the man began to sweat.

"Well, there may be a little problem with the materials, I'll go make a new one for you, I'm sorry, I'm very, very sorry!"

He patted the table dissatisfied.

"What's the use of redoing it! The has already eaten into Taijun's stomach, what are you kidding! ”

Hearing the words of the gesture without mercy, the man was a little annoyed in his heart, and scolded the gesture several times in his heart and licked the dog.

"Well, I'll treat you today, I'm really sorry for everyone."

He thought that this would be able to calm things down, but he obviously didn't let his posture dissipate.

"What do you mean? You mean we can't afford to eat, so come to you for a bully meal! Don't look down on people! Call your boss! Hurry up! Call the boss! Otherwise, I'll be crazy to show you! ”

The man was a little embarrassed and said:

"Our boss is usually very busy, maybe he can't come......"

"Can't come?" raised his eyebrows arrogantly, at this moment, even everyone in the snake team began to wonder whether this kid was acting or releasing his nature, "Then I'll let Taijun send a video, our Taijun has millions of fans, as long as you are exposed, I see if you can close the door!" The shopkeeper bullies customers, I'm really angry! ”

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A B live broadcast room.

In the live broadcast room called "Start Broadcasting and Analyze the Situation of the Teams in the Intercontinental Tournament", Long Hair is shaving his teeth with a toothpick.

After being dismissed from the position of official commentator by Riot, Long Hair returned to the bend, and started the live broadcast when he had nothing to do, collecting some tribute from the mentally handicapped fans.

Although from the perspective of a normal person, it is a bit outrageous that such a killer as long hair can still be live.

But the world is so abnormal.

There are always some intellectuals who feel that everyone in the world is drunk and sober, and so far they still think that when Changmao left the commentary seat, he was blackened by Song Wen and abandoned by capital.

And there are also some B stations that don't want a B face, and they will accept such a person and let him start a live broadcast.

So although the long hair is definitely not as prosperous as before, it at least retains a little dignity.

At this time, he was rubbing the heat of the upcoming intercontinental tournament, selling his meager and pitiful game understanding in the live broadcast room.

And Black Song Wen has also become the main tone of Longhair's live broadcast.

In the live broadcast room of long hair, 10% of them are all black fans of Song Wen, and in today's situation of great pressure to survive in the outside world, this group of people chose to survive in a small B.

"I said it a long time ago, he is the product of LPL's god-making, you just go to watch the game of black, which game, the fans don't help him catch it? It's really not like I'm embarrassed, okay, in the entire snake team, I think the fans are the most important point, and the dog can really win on the road. ”

"Let's take the IG that just finished playing, although King Ning is also catching, but he is ineffective in catching, if you replace King Ning with a fan, try it? I'm sure it doesn't take five minutes to hack that lane style, and you're going to explode on the road. ”

"If you change to a jungler, you won't be able to be in the limelight like you are now, you know what I mean. The MVP is definitely a fan. I really feel aggrieved for Sao fans sometimes, this person has the most effort and the strongest ability, but just because his mouth is not as good as black, he can't bring laughter to everyone like a clown in front of the stage like a black, he can only be left behind. ”

"You put the fans in RNG and try it? I'm serious, RNG, don't worry about anything else, you've bought the fans next season! You bought the fans a long time ago, and Uzi couldn't have ended up like this. Uzi has already won the world championship and become a god! ”

"What do you mean that I used to look down on Uzi, and now I start blowing Uzi again because I hate it? Then I can only say, brother, don't watch my live broadcast, we are not a class at all, a person of knowledge. In my case, there is no grievance, I just use it as an objective and fair judgment to say this. I'll just ask the Snake Team, do you dare to sell your fans? Are you hacked, do you dare to change to a jungler? ”

"Kuroide MSI played jungler and blew up faker? Brother, I said that your game understanding is really zero. How many times did he play jungler? Just played it once! You have worked hard and hidden your ultimate for more than half a year, can you also play a role? You let him try a little bit of jungler? Why didn't he dare to jungle all the time? Because he doesn't dare, he doesn't have the ability to fight the jungle of the fans. This proves that whether it is the Snake Team or the black, it is inseparable from the fans at all. ”

Long hair is a cultural person after all.

When he spoke, he always set a set, and the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

These words, at first glance, are really not wrong.

Seeing the applause in the barrage in the live broadcast room, Changmao smiled and said:

"So I said, you want to win in the intercontinental competition, the LCK, including our LMS division, it's actually very simple, what are you doing with that stinky top laner hero? You just have to wrench the Jungle Hero! You pulled the hero of the fan, and the black one is like a bird without wings, so you can only crash! If a team in the LPL asked me to be a coach, it would be impossible for the black to be as rampant as it is now. Of course, it's impossible for the LPL to ask me to be a coach, because the LPL wants to make gods, I understand. ”

Changmao was interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room, and his mobile phone suddenly rang.

Looking at the call reminder, the long hair on Zhengxing's head directly pressed and hung up.

But before he could speak, the phone rang again.

He turned off the microphone impatiently and picked up the phone.

"Hey boss! There were a few foreign customers in the store, who seemed to be some big Internet celebrity, saying that the things in our store were not authentic and unpalatable, and they wanted to expose us, and they said that they would call you to explain. ”

Hearing the voice on the phone, Long Hair was stunned for a moment.

After returning to Wanwan, he opened a Japanese restaurant.

The business is neither good nor bad, and there is a little profit every month, which is his current business of eating in addition to live broadcasts.

Now that he heard that something had happened, Long Hair still had to be cautious.

"Are you sure they didn't come here on purpose to get the money?"

"It doesn't look like it, it's all people who look like students, and they haven't mentioned any money."

Longhair thought for a moment and said:

"Wait, I'll come over now."

(End of chapter)