Chapter 219: Luo is playing so sassy, is it too much sassy pig milk?

"I'm rough, poof, how can I be so good at spreading rumors!"

In the lounge, watching the interview with IMP in the live broadcast, the gesture couldn't help but scream, causing everyone to turn their eyes over.

Sensing that several eyes stayed on his body, his posture stiffened.

Silently, he pulled his hand out of his pants.

"You're disgusting, you can't take this hand out of your crotch, can you?"

Hearing Brother Crystal's disgusted complaint, he shook his hand.

"It's a physiological reaction, and when you're nervous, you can't help but pinch it, won't you?"

Uzi in the corner silently pinched.

It's weird.

I can't pinch it.

Distraught by Uzi, Brother Feng walked in from outside the door and glanced at Y4.

"You can go on the next game, I have already communicated with the official."

Brother Feng finally chose to compromise.

There's no way, he can't let RNG really give up, but Uzi is really going to say that he can't do it.

Hearing Brother Feng's words, Uzi breathed a sigh of relief.

Now that the LPL has won two games and won the match point, as long as it wins one more game, then it will directly win the championship of this continental competition.

Originally, this matter was supposed to be a beautiful difference.

After all, if you can really win the match point game, then it will be a very high honor for both the team and the individual.

After all, everyone will remember that in the continental competition that year, a certain team stood up in the key game and swept the game to win the championship.

In comparison, the teams in the first two games definitely received a little less traffic.

But the problem is that neither RNG nor EDG have that confidence.

They don't even have the heart to give it a go, they just feel that they are delivering food to the LCK when they go up.

The probability of winning is almost zero.

In this way, this fragrant match-point game has become a poison that cannot be avoided in the eyes of RNG and EDG.

So Uzi said nothing and refused to play.

At this time, the rest of the RNG people also sighed.

Whether it is Xiaohu, letme or spicy fragrant pot, in fact, they all very much hope that Uzi can play.

It's not that I believe Uzi, but Uzi is RNG's face after all.

And the slight difference from before is that if the game was lost before, Uzi must not stick to the pan, and the pot has to be carried by them.

And now with the change of wind direction, as long as Uzi plays, if he loses the game, then this pot must be carried by Uzi.

Everyone already has a gap, who cares if you are unhappy, you just have to carry the pot well.

As a result, now Uzi is not playing, and a group of people are also complaining in their hearts.

Silently calculated another account for Uzi's head.

"In the last wave of team battles, the IMP players also won a wave of four kills, can you tell me how you felt at that time?"

"I didn't have any feelings, Brother Wen said at that time that if DEFT had been killed a long time ago."

Just when everyone was thinking about ghosts and making calculations, in the live broadcast screen, the interview with IMP finally ended.

Before the start of the next game, there is more than ten minutes of preparation time, and during this time period, the official will put some advertisements and promotional videos, so everyone doesn't pay much attention to it.

Until the voice of Uzi suddenly came from the screen.

"Brother Feng, let me play in the next game, I feel very hot now!"

Everyone present was stunned and looked at the TV.

I saw that in the picture, it was the reaction of everyone in the LPL lounge when they watched the Snakes game before.

Uzi's eyes widened, and for a moment he felt his scalp tingle.

At this time, in the LGD club, Wei Shen was watching the game live broadcast, and when he saw the sudden jump and what he said to Uzi, his expression was also strange.

Obviously, they were all LPL teams, and the Snake team was 10,000 behind the economy at the time, and they were about to lose, but Uzi and Abu had bright smiles on their faces.

Especially Uzi, whose smiling face was full of fat piled together, and his eyes were so crowded that he couldn't see.

He geared up with a confident expression on his face, as if he was going to go up and blow up the LCK team in the next second and become the savior hero of the LPL.

Wei Shen glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

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[I'm rough! Uzi is coming on? 】

[Isn't this shockwave and the dead sister Bu laughing at something? ] 】

[I'm so happy to see that the Snake team is going to lose, but I ended up slapping my face hahaha. 】

[Uzi thought that the Snake team was going to lose, and thought that he would go up and rub it in the third game, and if he won, he would turn over directly, and there would be no loss if he lost, so he was so calculating. 】

[I didn't expect the giant baby to have such a scheming, I really underestimated this guy before. 】

[The question is that now that the Snake team has won, what should Uzi do?] Crack someone up. 】

[Wei sauce, what do you think? 】

Wei Shen saw that someone was asking him, and smiled teasingly.

"Seriously, this behavior is really a bit disgusting, especially when you two laugh like this in front of the camera, it's really a bit unspeakable."

He did feel uncomfortable in his heart, but he was now in LGD, not in the Snake team, so he really didn't dare to start a group casually, so he could only smile and perfunctory.

The barrage was obviously a little dissatisfied with Wei Shen's perfunctory, and just as he wanted to spray a few words, he saw Wei Shen looking down at his phone, and the smile on his face was obviously overflowing.

"Don't ask me what I think, black posted on Weibo, anyway, my thoughts are the same as black."

Under Wei Shen's reminder, a group of melon-eating people poured into Song Wen's Weibo.

snake, black:

Dear fans and friends, in the second game of the just-concluded 2017 Asian Confrontation Tournament, our Snake team was fortunate to defeat the KT team of the LCK, won the second game, and successfully helped us get the match point in the LPL division.

It was a tough match, which scared many fans and friends, but I heard that Uzi and Abu seemed to be smiling happily, which made me feel a little sad.

I have always felt that personal grievances should be put aside in the face of major rights and wrongs, and now it seems that it is not that I am too noble, but that someone is too bottomless.

Seeing the defeat of the LPL team, Uzi and Abu were able to laugh so happily, which made me feel a little emotional.

Handian is really Handian, and the hearts of the people in Hanying are in Hanying, and I don't blame them.

But Uzi is in RNG, but he is so attached to KEPCO, here is a suggestion that EDG should buy Uzi directly, right?

A nest of snakes and rats is not beautiful.

KEPCO can also rest assured that although the RNG card contract, there is no need to card a waste contract, the pattern is too small.

I've already helped you make the official announcement map here, so you can use it directly, don't thank me.

@EDG esports club. @UZIQAQ。

Wei Shen looked at Song Wen's Weibo and trembled with laughter, and looked at the comments below.

After going around and around for so many years, Uzi finally found his home. 】

[Uzi: I don't know how many champions I have won when I go to EDG!] 】

[I'm rough, no trace of P picture! ] 】

[Black out too out! ] Hahaha scared me to death. 】

[EDG and UZI are connected.] 】

[Seriously, although I know that Kuhide is joking, but Uzi can't go to EDG, right? ] 】

After reading Weibo, Wei Shen raised his head, and the live broadcast had already begun to put advertisements.

It is equivalent to saying that the official seems to have put a trailer to tell everyone that Uzi is going to play in the next game.

This can't help but make many people excited.

After all, Uzi hadn't played in a long time.

If Song Wen is a first-class chef, then Uzi is the most delicious fatty meat.

Without Uzi, even Song Wen would not have been able to make a delicious and nutritious Dongpo pork out of thin air.

Eventually, the audience will be starved of nutrients.

Now Uzi is going to play, and if he wins the game, everyone is happy, and if he loses the game, everyone starts a team.

Qi lived.

At this time, not to mention ordinary audiences, even Wei Shen was a little looking forward to it.

He chatted with the audience for a while, and when the picture turned, the players on both sides were already sitting in the players' seats to debug the equipment.

Wei Shen followed the swept camera to look at the RNG player's seat, but he didn't see the figure of the little fat man.

Instead, Y4 is seen in the position of the ADC.

He was stunned for a moment, and muttered in some surprise:

"Oh weird! Didn't Uzi say he was going to play? Why is it still Y4, is there a communication problem on the official side? ”

For a while, netizens in the live broadcast room were also discussing.

[What about my God?!] 】

"Where's Uzi?!! 】

[Didn't Uzi say he was going to play?] 】

[RNG is suppressing Uzi? 】

[Puppy, where's my puppy!] 】

[RNG is so disgusting, the puppies have said that they are going to play, why not give the puppies to play! ] 】

[No, why is there still a GSL?] 】

[The puppy is your father, not RNG's father, if he wants to play, he will play for him? ] RNG opened by his family? 】

Just when netizens were about to quarrel, someone gradually began to swipe the screen.

[The Alliance Encyclopedia broke the news over there! ] It was Uzi himself who regretted not wanting to play! There's a background video streaming out! 】

As the barrage continued to swipe the screen, Wei Shen also noticed this content.

He also has a little impression of the Alliance Encyclopedia, a big V on Weibo, Song Wen's biggest black fan on the Internet.

But as Song Wen's limelight rose during this time, the black fans gradually disappeared, and the traffic decreased a lot.

But this alliance encyclopedia still persistently blacked Song Wen, and he didn't know how much enmity there was between the two, which made him so tireless and happy.

And the black content is also some strange things in life.

For example, although Kuroti doesn't have a girlfriend, he has to apply glue three times a day, and his star desire is very strong.

For example, Kuroide has six abdominal muscles, but the middle two abdominal muscles are somewhat asymmetrical.

For example, because Zhu Kai didn't milk him, Hei De cried and made a fuss in the base wearing Uzi's hood.

These black materials that go off the rails have gradually become a gathering place for black fans under his Weibo.

And this group of fans also urges changes every day, so that the alliance encyclopedia bacteria will explode more information.

Wei Shen opened Weibo, searched for the account of the Alliance Encyclopedia, and clicked on it.

The content at the top is very explosive.

[The rebellious period has arrived? The priest stepped down from the altar. The Void God scolded the priest in front of him, and the priest dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. 】

Underneath the title, there's a video.

At the beginning of the video, there is a picture of Uzi arguing with Brother Feng with a red face.

"I was joking just now, didn't I say that I won't play?"

"Are you kidding? Who knew you were joking? The starting list has been reported, tell me how to change it for you now? ”

"I don't care, I won't go on anyway, my hand injury is not healed yet."

Subsequently, Song Wen's voiceover came out.

"The staff! What about the staff! What the hell are you doing with a little sun in our lounge in the big summer? I want to heat people to death! ”

Uzi was obviously also angry, and turned his head to Song Wen and scolded.

"Damn, what does our team's business have to do with you! Fool you are! ”

Song Wen appeared in the picture, looking down at the little fat man with a condescending smile.

"Yo, Little Sun also has an intelligent voice mode."

Seeing Song Wen suddenly raise his hand, Uzi took two steps back in horror.

"I almost forgot, this isn't in the dormitory, you're not super evolved yet. Forget it, don't see it with children, go to the toilet. ”

The video came to an abrupt end here, but Wei Shen felt a little numb in his scalp.

This video is a little too informative.

And it happened to be exposed during this time period!

You must know that netizens on the Internet are still curious about Uzi saying that he was going to play, but why he didn't show up, and they are all scolding RNG Snow Hiding Uzi!

As a result, as soon as this reversal came out, it was simply going to shock people's eyes.

Wei Shen slid his phone and saw that the comments and forwards on the ground had already gone to the million level!

You know, this video has only been released for less than ten minutes!

It is expected that a major earthquake that will sweep the LPL is about to erupt.

【Rough! It turned out that Uzi himself didn't want to play? 】

[@δΊ”δΊ”εΌ€, what do you think about Uzi's joke? 】

[Damn, it's really an animal!] It's really disgusting to choose such a fool for the continental competition. 】

[Why does he have the face to scold the black god? The black god is winning glory for the country, what is he doing? 】

[Lao Tzu is really disgusted, can you let Uzi die quickly. 】

[I'll see which airline dares to take this giant baby back this time and boycott it directly! ] 】

[Kuroide is also good-tempered, which doesn't give Uzi a big mouth.] 】

[The little fat man was so frightened when he saw Kuroide coming over hahaha. 】

With such a big storm of public opinion on the Internet, Uzi, as a party to the party, naturally has no reason not to know.

At this time, in the LPL lounge, a thick depression was on everyone's head.

Except for the Snake Team.

Uzi blushed, watched the video, and was about to have a seizure, when he saw the snake team and the group laughing and leaning back.

"Haha, I'm rough! Brother Wen, look at this comment! ”

The gesture pointed to the mobile phone and imitated it decently.

"Believe it or not, my little fist blows himself up!"

Brother Crystal also laughed happily, and said: "This comment is even funnier, the big summer also has a small sun, a waste of power resources, right?" What, you said it was Void Power Generation, oh that's fine. ”

Uzi silently clenched his fists.

But looking at so many people in the snake team, I felt a little unconfident in my heart, thinking that I would wait for my teammates to finish the game first and then find trouble on the other side, and now I can only endure the humiliation first.

But when I think about it, even if my teammates come down, it doesn't seem to necessarily help me.

Thinking of this, the little fat man felt a little sad in his heart, silently lowered his head, carved Song Wen's name in his heart, and drew the fork over and over again.

Uzi is still a child, but he is a boy after all.

Compared to Uzi's silence, Abu, who was a woman, obviously couldn't stand this breath and had already pinched his throat and shouted.

"Who filmed it! Who filmed this! ”

He immediately set his eyes on the cameraman who was eating gum and blowing bubbles.

From the perspective of the picture, it is obvious that it was taken in this direction.

Abu crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at the cameraman with the other, and shouted:

"I want to complain! What the hell are you doing! Why are you secretly filming us?! ”

The videographer, who was accused by Abu, frowned, and said dissatisfiedly:

"What do you mean by secretly filming you, my camera has been placed here to shoot, why is it called candid shooting? You don't want to be photographed, you can get out of here. ”

Abu's face turned red and gritted his teeth, but when he thought that he was an official worker, he couldn't control others, and there was nothing he could do, so he could only shout over and over again in a sharp voice, "I want to complain!" ”。

The cameraman patted the machine in front of him impatiently, and said:

"This coach, the machine is still on!"

Abu shuddered, and the flush on his face suddenly receded, and his face was already pale from excessive anger.

"Not comparable! We're not going to play this game! There is no fairness at all! Promise you to get up, and we will go now! ”

She turned her head to look at the members of her team, only to find that the group was looking at each other, but they didn't mean to get up.

"What do you mean?" Abu was stunned for a moment, "Get up!" ”

As the veteran of the club, Abu has the absolute right to speak in the club, but now, these boys are indifferent to his words?!

Abu still wanted to have a seizure, but on the other side, EDG's tactical coach nofe said a few words to the translator with an embarrassed face, and saw the translator walk up.

"Coach Abu, just now the boss called nofe and said that during the intercontinental competition, everything in EDG is temporarily in charge of him."

Hearing the interpreter's words, Abu was stunned.

Immediately, the whole person seemed to have been drained of strength, and his knees softened.

nofe is EDG's tactical coach, and he is responsible for the team's tactical layout, BP planning, weekday training, etc.

Although Abu is also a coach, he is more responsible for the life of the players.

For example, ordering takeout.

His responsibilities in the EDG team are actually similar to those of Zhu Kai and his snake team.

But it is obvious that Zhu Kai's ability is much greater than Abu's now.

The only thing that Zhu Kai is inferior to Abu is that Abu relies on his seniority and has a lot of say in the club.

But now, the boss has spoken, and it is clear that his rights have been denied.

In this continental competition, the negative impact of Abu on the EDG club is really bad.

Now that the team is still playing the continental competition outside, the boss can't wait to give the order to change the coach, and it can be expected that when he goes back, Abu will inevitably face liquidation.

Nofe didn't want to get involved in the bad things between Abu and the club, so he didn't say anything at the first time.

After all, in the main event, Abu is indeed limited in what he needs to do.

But Abu has been working on the whole thing, and there is no way, the coach from South Korea can only stand up.

Abandonment?

If RNG wins, it's fine, if RNG loses, EDG directly abstains from a game, making the score directly 2:2, then it will really become a sinner through the ages, a shame for LPL.

This is a shame that will not be washed away for a lifetime.

Although Guodian has already had a blitzkrieg in Poland, the IEM event is not as much attention as the continental tournament, and the nature of the competition is not so important.

If you dare to abandon the game today, tomorrow the furious fans will dare to turn your club into a crematorium!

Seeing that the quarrel was almost over, Song Wen stood up leisurely.

He saw that Abu's legs were weak and he was about to sit back in his position again, and he was worried that Abu would be embarrassed if he continued to stay here, so he greeted him with a smile.

"Don't be so angry! Lesbians are coming to relatives, and it's understandable that they are a little more emotional! We care a little more about the lesbians, gesture, go buy a pack of sanitary napkins for our sister Abu. ”

Song Wen's yin and yang weirdness made Abu's weak legs stiffen instantly.

She stared at Song Wen viciously, raised her right hand and stretched out a finger to point at Song Wen's face, her angry little hand kept shaking.

"You! You remembered it for me! You are so arrogant now, there will always be a time when you will suffer in the future! ”

After saying that, Abu didn't care about his team, slammed the door and left.

The gesture sighed and spoke:

"Brother Wen, look at you, a woman's heart is a needle, you can't grasp it."

Brother Crystal nodded:

"This thing has to be handed over to someone who is sure, such as a gesture."

Hearing Brother Crystal's words, he silently took out his hand again.

After solving the shrew, Song Wen lay down gracefully.

He glanced at the big screen, RNG was also miserable, and it was SKT that was playing against it.

After all, the LCK side has reached a desperate situation, and if you don't bring the boss up, you may have to swim back to South Korea directly.

When everyone was arguing, the BP of both sides had already been done, and Song Wen took a look at it, and he had no interest in watching it.

SKT has not been in good form since MSI returned, and is currently in third place in the LCK's summer standings, and has lost the dominance it had in the spring.

To be honest, if Uzi plays, it's really not impossible to win.

It's a pity that this little fat man has been fighting with himself for more than half a year, and he hasn't learned anything else, but Mingzhe has learned to protect himself.

Song Wen no longer looked at the big screen, but took out his mobile phone and opened the post bar.

[KT E-sports Club VS sanke E-sports Club post-match scoring post, I'll send the players, you will score! ] 】

[Order: SMEB.] 】

[8 points, let the man who is black out of the way.] 】

[8 points, the position of the world's No. 1 top single has not been shaken. 】

[8 points, I worked hard to bring a whole game, and when I turned around, I found that my teammates had sent it away. 】

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[Jungler: score.] 】

[7 points, the Korean factory director still has some strength. 】

[8 points, in the face of the invasion of fans, score shouted to help me! ] In the LPL lounge, the factory director slept for a whole round. 】

[7 points, give Shandong Lanxiang a suggestion, next year's advertisement will invite two directors of China and South Korea. 】

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[Mid laner: pawn.] 】

[7 points, the fat general could have been C, but when he saw that his jungler's face was pasted with a 7, he felt that his C didn't seem to have any effect. 】

[6 points, you have to ask Hei out about jerking off, he three times a day. 】

[8 points, I don't blame the fat in this game, I only blame the coaching staff, I know that the fat general has a bad waist, and he still asks him to jerk off, so he has to play crookedly. 】

[6 points, it's okay to play with the plane, how can the North Korean pilot be in vain.] 】

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【ADC:deft。 】

[3 points, a dozen and one without squeaking, really become an alpaca.] 】

[4 points, this time I wasn't smashed and cried by the little, plus one point.] 】

[2 points, hard to say.] 】

[2.5 points, Deft hated the plane, and the pilot switched to playing anti-aircraft guns.] 】

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[Support: mata.] 】

[3 points, what does it mean that the Hook Eight Hammer Stone always does not lose the lantern? Afraid of daft lighting your lantern teleportation? 】

[3 points, I haven't hooked a black out once in a game, and my eyes are spicy. ] 】

[2 points, it's your one-handed Jace who plays me to declare my brother, do you know that I declare that my brother and the animal god are bath friends, this is the end of offending the bath door, yes! ] 】

After reading KT's scoring, Song Wen moved his neck and glanced at the screen by the way.

SKT is already ahead of the 3,000 economy.

He sighed, feeling that he would definitely have to work overtime in this continental competition.

On the LCK side, the SSG was left unplayed.

Let's not mention that SSG's performance in the summer game is much better than that in the spring game, but compare him with EDG, and EDG has no hope of winning in terms of team style between the two.

SSG is a team that has done its best operations.

And what about EDG?

It is a team that imitates the operation.

In fact, in Song Wen's view, EDG is not called operation, but they dare not fight.

Why is EDG always 10,000 economy overturned?

How can a team that really knows how to operate be overturned by 10,000 economies?

It's not so much that EDG is an operation, it's better to say that EDG is glutinous.

This is inextricably linked to EDG's staffing.

There are five positions in a game, and only three positions can be taken by the opening position.

Top laner, jungler, and support.

And EDG has a factory director who will never be wiped out more and more, and a field that never sticks to the pan that seems to be trying his best but is actually paddling, which directly removes the two positions of opening the group.

Otherwise, why does EDG recruit big trees every day?

He doesn't recruit big trees, who will start the group?

Thinking of this, Song Wen glanced up at the direction of the EDG crowd, and he didn't know whether EDG would arrange Ah Guang or Audi to play in this last game.

If it's Audi, then you really don't have to watch the game.

And RNG's internal voice at this time has also made a lot of noise, letme doesn't know if it's intentional or dizzy, and a sentence comes out coldly-

"Don't worry, wait for the Uzi three-piece suit."

directly silenced the noisy team voice.

Song Wen was also happy, lowered his head and continued to brush up the stickers.

[Top Order: Brother Saint Gun. 】

[6 points, look at the Holy Spear Brother's Jace has a peculiar smell, and you have to see the black, otherwise I will cough. 】

[7 points, after going back, punish the holy spear brother for copying the shockwave theory a hundred times.] 】

[5 points, the black out doesn't want to teach you, you can also find Uzi to learn.] 】

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[Jungler: Sao Fan. 】

[3 points, Vietnam war criminal.] 】

[4 points, no need to evaluate, I'm already on the bus.] 】

[3 points, it can be seen that the genes of Vietnamese people who like hunting have been engraved in their bones. 】

[2 points, it's really not good to learn from Xiao Zhu, just give the black bubble milk, the name is thought of, it's called Sao pig milk. 】

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[Mid laner: stance. 】

[7 points, someone who is sure.] 】

[8 points, one hand to shoot a gun, the other hand to wind up.] 】

[7 points, are you unconvinced when you see the fat general jerking off? ] 】

[7 points, some people jerk off online, and some jerk off offline. 】

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【ADC:imp。 】

[9 points, you are better than deft.] 】

[9 points, IMP was promoted one place in the priest ranking battle and became the second priest in the ranking.] 】

[8 points, it turns out that two priests > one priest.] 】

[9 points, I didn't see a single Uzi in the whole audience, but there were Uzi's shadows everywhere.] 】

[9 points, whirlpool puff.] 】

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[Support: Black.] 】

[10 points, wave wind hydrology.] 】

[10 points, God.] 】

[10 points, Luo is playing so sassy, is it too much sao pig milk? ] 】

[10 points, the e-sports succubus really lives up to its name.] 】

[10 points, I was hacked out of charm, I want to give the black birth imp! ] 】

Song Wen finished reading the sticker, silently digested the nutrition, and then raised his head to look at the game in the field.

SKT has already broken two ways.

He clapped his hands and spoke:

"Brothers, let's discuss the tactics of the fifth game."

(End of chapter)