The two came all the way to Cangtingjin, and this is an important ferry, Cheng Yu also expected that Chen Gong would send someone to snatch this ferry even if he had diarrhea.

The two looked at a boatman by the river, and Guo Ming stepped forward to greet him: "Old man! Can I borrow your boat and use it? ”

The old man looked at the two people in front of him and said, "Even if you two have more money, I won't let you pass, and now in the war, money is useless." ”

"Old man, in fact, I am Cheng Yu from Dong'a." Cheng Yu said confidently.

"I haven't heard of it." The old man said lightly.

He drank tea to himself, looked at the rushing river in front of him, and muttered to himself, "You celebrities, must we have heard of it?" ”

"You look only at your own reputation, but you do not know that it is not in the hearts of the people."

"Why did I join the Yellow Turban Army back then, isn't it because we, the people, have no place to stand?"

"But you big families are not even in the field, and a bag of grain can be exchanged for a woman or a child."

"Hahahaha." Guo Ming looked at Cheng Yu's expression of eating and couldn't help laughing.

"Old man, I'll give you a box of instant noodles, let me use your boat."

"Instant noodles, what's that? Can you eat it? The old man looked at Guo Ming in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"That's sure to be edible!"

As he spoke, a box of instant noodles appeared out of thin air in Guo Ming's hands.

The frightened old man was stunned, and asked tentatively, "Are you an immortal?" ”

"Well, I'm a cultivator." Guo Ming thought for a while and said.

The old man's gaze immediately filled with adoration.

"Cut, pretending to be a ghost here again, so it's mysterious." Cheng Yu muttered dissatisfiedly on the side.

"Old man, bring me some hot water."

"Okay."

"Old man, look at it, sprinkle this bag first, then pour hot water into it, and put on the lid, just wait quietly for a few minutes."

"Dao Chief, is it that simple?" The old man asked incredulously.

"That's natural, look at it."

I saw that Guo Ming had just opened the lid, and a strong fragrance came to his face, and the old man couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and looked at Guo Ming, as if waiting for his permission.

"What are you doing in a daze, eat it while it's hot, it's not delicious when it's cold."

The old man snatched it up, devoured it, and looked at the old man's unflattering appearance, Guo Ming couldn't help but persuade: "Old man, eat slowly." ”

"Well...... "The old man ate the instant noodles after three times and divided them by two, and even drank the soup in them.

"Hiccup...... The old man burped as he wished, touched his stomach and sobbed: "I haven't eaten such a delicious thing for a long time, it's been a long time......"

"Old man, these are yours, all you need is to lend us your boat."

After hearing this, the old man immediately knelt on the ground and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Thank you, Taoist, you saved the lives of our whole family!" ”

"Old man, please get up quickly, saving the people from fire and water, it is what God wants, Lu Bu is cruel and tyrannical, and God will not tolerate it, so I sent me to help Gong Cao and retake Yanzhou to save the people from fire and water."

"I see, I'm going to tell the villagers around me."

"Okay, let's go."

After sending the old man away, Cheng Yu said with a smile: "You kid, when did you become a Taoist?" But you really admire this trick. ”

"No way, wasn't Zhang Jiao the turmoil that was set off like this back then? I'm just imitating him. ”

"What? Are you going to start drugged again? Cheng Yu asked tentatively.

"That's for sure." Guo Ming replied without thinking.

"Donkey skills are poor."

"Cut, that's just as good."

After the two of them prepared the surprise, a team of people soon came, about a hundred or so.

The leader rode to the front of Guo Ming and the two, raised his whip and asked the two, "Hey! You two, is there only one ferryboat here? In addition, have Cao Cao's troops ever come? ”

Looking at Cheng Yu's frowning micro-expression, Guo Ming knew that Cheng Yu was going to make this guy into dried meat.

Guo Ming said with a smile on his face: "General, the villagers in the vicinity have all fled, and we are the only ones here at this ferry." ”

"We haven't seen Cao Caojun at all, and now the whole of Yanzhou is already Lord Lu Bu's?"

"Hahaha, you kid can talk."

"This lord, let's have a cup of tea."

"No, Master Chen told us before leaving, don't eat indiscriminately, and don't drink indiscriminately."

As he spoke, the man remembered Chen Gong's appearance of vomiting and diarrhea, and the whole person was covered with a strong smell of, which made people feel a chill down their spines just thinking about it.

"Ouch, Lord Chen is not by your side again, you see that the thirsty lips of the brothers are dry, besides, I have already drunk this tea, there is absolutely no problem."

Although the man's vigilance relaxed, he still pointed at Cheng Yu with a horsewhip and asked, "Why hasn't this guy been talking?" What kind of conspiracy are you preparing? ”

"He is from my neighbor's house, because he can't speak, and he still has a little problem with his brain, and his family left him and fled, I see that he is pitiful, so I let him do something here."

And Cheng Yu also gave Guo Ming a subtle look when he heard this, and Guo Ming also felt an inexplicable murderous aura.

When the man at the head saw this, he beckoned his brothers to come and drink tea, and they were already thirsty, and they rushed forward to drink tea.

And the person at the head also talked to Guo Ming: "Why are you so diligent? ”

"Ouch, look at what you said, when Lord Lu Bu takes Yanzhou, then the people will be able to live and work in peace and contentment. Your Excellency, you will definitely rise high by then, and I will be able to enjoy the shade with my back to the tree. ”

"Hahaha...... Good! I happen to lack a son, so why don't you be my son. ”

"You old man, why do you just think about good things?" Guo Mingpi said with a smile.

The man also frowned and felt that something was wrong, so he asked, "What does this old man mean?" ”

"Lao Qideng's meaning is to wish you happiness like the East China Sea, step by step, and it is our dialect here." Guo Ming explained with a smile.

"I see." The man nodded in approval.

Suddenly, the teacup fell out of the man's hand, and he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, and cold sweat kept breaking out on his forehead.

Not only that, but his men also fell to the ground, clutching their stomachs and wailing in pain.

The man reacted, he had been tricked, he looked at Guo Ming with a wicked smile on his face, and after squeezing out a "thief" with difficulty in his mouth, he couldn't say anything in pain......