Chapter 147: Underground Secret Room (3)
"Ouch, who is so bold as to dare to go against our little brother?" A strange, shrill voice said.
The zazen secret room is also very large, the size of a medium-sized office.
The lights inside were dim, and the decoration was noble and elegant, and on a few expensive sofas, there were five or six strange-looking "people".
The Nine Heavens Venerable Man originally had a graceful demeanor, but at this time, his eyes were black and blue, his cheeks were swollen, and he hadn't even changed his wet pants. He paced back and forth in the open space in the center of the meditation room, muttering, "Absolutely... you can't be wrong, he's not an ordinary person, he can do magic!" ”
A slender man with evil eyes on the sofa opened his mouth and said, "Little brother, who are you provoking and provoking whom?" How can you mess with a warlock? ”
Another red-haired woman with a graceful figure and a purple tight dress smiled coquettishly: "It's not too ostentatious, it's a big wind, and it makes people jealous." ”
When the Nine Heavens Master heard this, he nodded again and again and said, "It must be, it must be!" A lot of people are jealous of me, and they all say that I am this... ”
When the men and women on the sofa heard this, they laughed: "You are meant to be!" "You're a god, you're right!"
The Nine Heavens Venerable said, "If you big brothers and sisters teach your little brothers a few tricks, then... then I am not a god, I am a real immortal!" ”
Before he finished speaking, the faces of several men and women suddenly fell, and they looked at the Nine Heavens Master coldly.
"It's a demon god! It's the Demon God..."The Nine Heavens Master hurriedly changed his words: "What's so good about being an immortal, it's no good..."
An extremely tall and stout man, with four eyes, two on each side, stood up almost against the ceiling, and he was three meters tall.
The tall man's voice was like thunder: "If you want to be a demon god, what do you think you are?" Yes? ”
The Nine Heavens Master fell backwards in astonishment, and fell to the ground speechless.
"Hey, don't do that, Brother Four-Eyed. Don't frighten our little brother, they are a bridge between us and mortals. The fat man sitting on a single couch said. This fat man is short and short, with tangled and ugly facial features and dark red skin, like a mutated pumpkin.
The tall giant man called "Four Eyes" snorted and stopped talking.
The short and fat man grinned, jumped off the sofa, looked at the others, opened a pair of short hands and said, "Actually, it doesn't hurt to pass on some strength to him, after all, we need a helper, and we also need a capable helper, what can Xiao Zamao do?" ”
The slender man with dark yellow skin also spoke: "Anyway, we have been looking for a long time in secret, but we can't find it." Now the time is almost up, I heard that the crazy woman is not good for the teacher. If we drag it out any longer and let the righteous gods target us, we will lose the opportunity. ended up like a crazy woman, but she couldn't steal chickens. ”
The curvaceous woman smiled and said: "I think so too, I can't find Tai Sui Ding anyway, it's better to make a big fuss, catch a few righteous gods and come back to torture, and always ask." ”
In a corner of the sitting meditation room, the little old man who had been sitting cross-legged and did not speak, shook his head at this time, and said in a thick and indistinct voice: "It's not appropriate...
The old man was also short, his eyes were dull, his eyes were looking at the left and right sides, as if he couldn't focus on it, and there was no tooth in his mouth, and it was pitch black.
The short and fat man waved his hand to the little old man and said, "Xiaohong, what are you doing so much?" Anyway, when the time comes, everyone will act separately, whatever you like, I have my own way! ”
The curvaceous woman also said: "Now that the central part of the body is empty, if you don't do it at this time, when will you do it?" ”
The tall and thin man nodded in agreement.
Everyone looked at the tall man, and the big man let out a low roar and clenched his fists: "Don't look at me, I can't wait..."
Humpty Dumpty smiled: "Four to one!" Xiaohong, are you convinced? ”
The thin old man's eyes were blank, staring at the ground: "It's not right..."
The others ignored him and turned their gaze to the Nine Heavens Master, who was startled.
The short and fat man beckoned to him: "Little brother, come, come, we welcome you to join and make you the sixth child!" Hey! ”
The curvaceous woman smiled: "Say, what do you want to learn?" ”
The Nine Heavens Venerable Man knelt on the ground, crawled towards everyone, and kowtowed all the way: "Thank you! Thanks-"
The only thing that happened in the next two or three days was that Ye Yuandao from the middle three strongholds slept for one night, and disappeared the next day, presumably he woke up at night and sneaked away.
Under the instructions of the main camp, Ah Guan would go to the main camp every day, first, to find out if there were any evil gods, and secondly, to visit the evil gods locked up in the main camp prison to see if it was possible to save them.
On this day, Ah Guan, under the escort of Erlang and the heavenly generals, grabbed evil thoughts for the door god Qin Shubao.
I saw Erlang pinching Qin Shubao's neck, this god also obediently did not move, looking at Ah Guan and Erlang shyly, saying some good things from time to time, praising Erlang's majesty for a while, and praising Aguan for being a hero for a while. I just hope that when Ah Guan absorbs evil thoughts, he won't hurt him.
Ah Guan spent a lot of strength, grabbed a lot of evil thoughts on Qin Shubao, and put on the Ghost Crying Sword, until the thirteen grimaces on the Ghost Crying Sword closed their mouths and looked like they were eating, and then they stopped. He looked at the evil thoughts on his hands, but he didn't know where to throw them.
In the previous battle, most of the evil gods and ghosts who let the ghosts cry and stab the sword ghosts were scattered in all directions, but at this time in the main camp, all the gods were afraid, for fear that the overflowing evil thoughts would infect them, and Ah Guan could not use all his strength to catch the evil thoughts.
And just the evil thoughts carried by this god Qin Shubao were many, many times more than those on the previous spirits.
Ah Guan spent a day, exhausted, grabbed two evil thoughts and rushed out of the snowy mountain, stepped on the stone fire wheel, did not shake the handlebar, rode far alone, and left the evil thoughts in a place that was inaccessible.
Ah Guan stood on the mountain, looking at the evil thoughts falling into the deep valley, drifting away with the wind, and only felt a little aggrieved.
The immortals in the main camp asked him to help catch evil thoughts, but when they saw him come out of the prison, his hands were clenched, so they avoided him, as if Ah Guan was holding two handfuls of stinky in his hands. Some immortals also waved their hands at him, shouting: "Throw it farther, throw it farther..."
Ah Guan couldn't help but sigh that there are many similarities between divinity and human nature.
If the nature is not perfect immortals, how can they create perfect people?
Just as he was thinking about it, he felt a weight on his shoulder, and his heavy hand patted him on the shoulder. Looking back, it turned out to be Jiro. Erlang smiled bitterly and said to him: "Acting Tai Sui, I have wronged you." ”
Guan felt a little flattered when he heard Jiro call him "Adult", and he didn't know what to say.
Erlang sighed and said: "This evil thought can only be seen by you and Lord Chenglan, the gods are angry and afraid of evil thoughts, for fear that if one is not careful, he will be infected with evil thoughts, and he doesn't know what will become." It is inevitable that he will seem cowardly and helpless, and he will be a little distant from you, so you should not take it to heart. ”
"Brother Erlang, aren't you afraid of evil thoughts?" Guan asked.
"I'm afraid!" Erlang laughed loudly, his voice was loud, echoing in the valley, and he stopped for a long time, and said helplessly: "But what if I'm afraid, I can't imagine what will happen to my Erlang after letting evil thoughts invade, I just want to be worthy of everything before being invaded by evil thoughts!" ”
It turned out that as the partners turned evil one by one, the gods and immortals were also afraid of Erlang. After all, a weak civil official is evil, and the damage is not great, but Erlang has no god in the heavenly realm to be invincible, if Erlang is evil one day, who can cure Erlang.
Ah Guan nodded, and gradually realized the helplessness and worry in the hearts of the gods, no one can guarantee that Erlang will not be evil, the Jade Emperor will not be evil, and the three stars will not be evil, everyone is equivalent to living one day at a time.
In the evening, Ah Guan, escorted by two heavenly generals, returned to the second stronghold. He wandered around on the Stone Fire Wheel, rode to the market, and ordered a bowl of noodles at a food stall. Eating, eating, there was another commotion outside.
It turned out that the superstitious husband and his wife Shufen quarreled again.
I only heard my wife Shufen crying in an almost pleading voice: "Don't... this is the dowry that my mother gave me... ”