"Hey! What to watch? Haven't you seen extortion? ”

When the lad stared at this side for a long time.

Brother Kun, the "Tiger of Jiangcheng", who was blocking a fat man with a frightened face in the small alley and preparing to do something incorruptible and shameful, finally couldn't help but roar over there.

Speaking of Brother Kun, it is still very famous in the streets and alleys.

In this Jiangcheng, there are at least hundreds of people in the rivers and lakes who give Brother Kun some thin noodles, although more than half of them are either in long-term hospitalization or singing behind bars.

And today, Brother Kun was in a good mood, and he was catching a fat fish on the side of the road, ready to squeeze some brain platinum out of his fertile ass.

But I don't know where to run out of a stunned boy, standing at the mouth of the alley and staring at them, stunned to disturb Brother Kun's Yaxing.

At this moment, the young man shook his head and said with a smile:

"I've seen a lot of smashing blackmail, but I haven't seen it in broad daylight, so this big brother has a very heavy taste, so much oil, aren't you afraid of getting tired of panic?"

was ridiculed like this by this little ghost in a school uniform, and Brother Kun's violent temper naturally couldn't help it.

His rooster-like eyes flashed with a hint of wolf-like murderous aura, and he said angrily to the two subordinates:

"Draft uncle! Dare to come to the house! Above! Give him a hard beating! ”

"Yes! Don't be too ...... Ay? ”

Just when the two little yellow hairs, no one wanted to be their neighbor's thugs ready to do it.

They suddenly looked at their eldest brother and were stunned.

No, what did the eldest brother just say?

Beat me up for him? What does it mean?

Just when these two subordinates were stunned, Brother Kun frowned and continued to shout:

"Hurry up! Why not? Beat me up for him! Fast! ”

"Big ..... Eldest brother? Are you saying the opposite? ”

"What is it against? He's talking about beating me, do it! ”

Seeing that his eldest brother was so righteous and strict, the two yellow-haired younger brothers glanced at each other, as if they understood the eldest brother's intentions.

I see, I heard that the eldest brother had practiced the crotch of Admiralty Iron before, did he want that little ghost to see his magic skills?

Since the eldest brother wanted to show off his cultivation skills so much, the two younger brothers naturally had to accompany them faithfully.

"Ada!"

"Phew!"

"Giggles!"

So the next moment, the shouts and the roosters flew together, and RAP was a basketball color.

Brother Kun, who was covered with bricks by two yellow-haired younger brothers, fell to the ground, covered his face and made a tragic rooster crow.

"! What are you two doing! Typing a mistake! Typing a mistake! ”

Brother Kun deserves to be Brother Kun, although he was shot by these two bricks, he couldn't help but scold loudly.

Typing a mistake? The two yellow-haired little brothers glanced at each other again and scratched their heads simultaneously.

Only then did I remember that my eldest brother practiced as if he was "refining the crotch of Admiralty".

Since it's an iron crotch, you naturally have to hit the crotch, and the slap in the face will definitely have no effect.

"Okay big brother! Let's go to the right place! ”

One of the Huang Mao, who reacted quickly, immediately picked up Brother Kun's crotch and slapped it towards the brick!

...... Ay? Wait a minute? What am I doing?

What's even more amazing is that this little yellow hair has no idea how he did it, and why he did it.

He just felt that it was very easy to do, very natural, and there was a natural beauty.

But the little yellow hair is natural, and his brother Kun has become weak and boneless.

The crotch of the pants was grabbed and hit again and again, and the severe pain came from an indescribable part, and Brother Kun fainted in pain on the spot.

Just when the two yellow-haired younger brothers hurriedly gave their eldest brother cardiopulmonary compressions.

By the way, he broke a few ribs and made a huge contribution to the income generation of the nearby hospital.

No one noticed that the fat man who almost became a fat fish just now and the young man who came to watch the play had long since disappeared.

"Thank you, thank you so much for saving me, or I'd be dead."

After running outside, the little fat man just now naturally thanked Jiang Zheng.

If it weren't for the inappropriate age, he estimated that he would get a sentence on the spot, "If you don't give up, I would like to worship my father-in-law" or something.

Jiang Zheng shook his head and arched his hand: "There is no need to say much polite words, the quick task reward is real." ”

"Mission rewards? ...... are you referring to?"

"Have you ever played a game? After saving an NPC, what do people usually give you? ”

Under Jiang Zheng's reminder, the little fat man suddenly realized, and took out a hundred-yuan bill tremblingly.

After sending away the unlucky little fat man in a friendly way, Jiang Zheng looked at the dim alley where there were bursts of screams, and then walked away with a leisurely pace.

Speaking of which, Jiang Zheng didn't come specifically to save this little fat man.

He mainly wanted to find some street hooligans who had an accident and no one would be held accountable, and test his new abilities.

Although as a glorious time-traveler, there are some special abilities or something that are not worth being surprised by at all.

But Jiang Zheng's ability is really strange...... He is able to modify real-world text descriptions.

This may seem like a difficult thing to understand, but it's actually not very easy to understand.

In short, in Jiang Zheng's view, the "language" and "action" of all the people in this world will pop up a dialog box.

For example, when a beautiful girl opens her mouth and prepares to say the sentence "Jiang is just handsome, I like you so much", it will condense into a frame in advance in front of his eyes.

There is also a certain beautiful girl who is about to do the action of "striding towards him and kissing Jiang Zheng on the face", which will also condense into a frame in front of his eyes.

It feels like ...... It's like reading a novel.

Those who have read novels must be able to understand, and if they don't understand, they will find a novel, and if they don't have a novel, they will come to the starting point.

What's even more bizarre is that Jiang Zheng can also manipulate the text descriptions in these text boxes.

Or, to be more precise, he is now able to change the order of the words in these descriptions.

Just now, Brother Kun's first sentence "Draft uncle!" Dare to come to the house! Above! Give him a hard beating! ”

Obviously, the effect is only presented after the influence of the ability to convert words.

Originally, this sentence was supposed to be "Draft Uncle!" Dare to come to the house! Above! Beat him up for me! "That's right.

The yellow-haired little brother in the back was also supposed to be "grabbing the crotch and smashing the crotch", but after being converted by the text, it became "grabbing the crotch and smashing the bricks".

How should this ability to convert words be described?

Against the sky, but not completely against the sky.

It is half reversed, and the other half is covered back.

Because when Jiang Zheng uses this kind of text conversion ability, he will still be subject to a lot of limitations.

First of all, none of the content in the text box can be repositioned at will.

Although the study of the table is clear, the order of the Chinese characters is not fixed.

But the text in the text box is obviously not so good, and it is a strong man.

For example, Jiang Zheng can convert "Xiao Ming gave Xiao Fang a punch" to "Xiao Fang gave Xiao Ming a punch", but it can't be changed to "Xiao Fang gave Xiao Ming a punch".

Because the text order of the following paragraph does not make any sense, it will not take effect if it is converted.

In order for the transformed text to truthfully affect reality, it must be "logically" and "grammatically" smooth in order to be established.

From this point of view, this ability to convert words still needs to use the brain.

Coincidentally, Jiang Zheng doesn't like to use his brain very much...... He's a lazy dog.

I just want to spend an ordinary youth life, playing with a two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight cute and beautiful beautiful girls every day, this requirement is very ordinary, right?

Now that Jiang Zheng was suddenly given such an ability, he didn't know where to use it for a while.

Rather than even thinking about how to use this strange ability.

He hopes that there will be more beautiful, lively and eye-catching beautiful girls around him, which can add a little more fun to life.

"It's strange to say, why do you think my woman's popularity is so bad? Doesn't make sense at all, right? ”

Not long after, when Jiang was eating in the garden pavilion of "Jiangcheng No. 1 Experimental High School", he vented his frustration with his old friend.

Sitting opposite him, the childhood sweetheart, professional model, daughter of a rich family, and a friend of Jiang High School, Shen Yunyi couldn't help but put his hand on his beautifully shaped chin.

With a smile as if he was talking to an idiot, he asked rhetorically:

"Yes, it's really strange, you also look like a dog, why is it not good to be a woman? It can't have anything to do with me, can it? ”