Who the hell is this guy?

How do you talk nonsense? Are you going to go to graduate school?

After being stunned for a few seconds by Jiang Zheng's O-Henry-esque story.

Bai Xiaoli finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Poof, hahaha...... Hahaha! ”

It was as if all the dull air had been exhaled from his lungs.

After Bai Xiaoli laughed, he looked Jiang Zheng up and down again, and then nodded and said:

"I used to wonder why Sister Yunyi liked to be with you so much, but now I seem to understand a little, although you are not serious, but it is still quite interesting."

"Just now from the salted fish form to the human form began to be smart? Then it would be better for you to change back to the salted fish hanging there. ”

"Hehe, it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be self-righteous, anyway, you know everything, so listen to me complain."

Regardless of whether Jiang Zheng was willing to listen to himself or not, Bai Xiaoli turned his back to him and spoke.

In fact, the reason why Bai Xiaoli is so depressed today hangs on the rooftop as a salted fish.

The main thing is that her guilt value has reached a tolerable threshold in the past few months.

"When I was in junior high school, I was a very dark girl, and I didn't go to school for half a year because of some things, and I stayed at home every day and hugged the salted fish pillow in a daze."

"During that time, my family was very worried about me, and I also caused them a lot of distress and trouble, and the air in the house became groggy."

"Later, I felt that I couldn't go on like this, so after I went to high school, I wanted to try to fit in with the group, and I wanted to have a fulfilling and energetic high school career, and become an enviable female high school student."

If the story ends here.

It's nothing more than a cliché story of a gloomy girl who is a new person and goes up every day.

But the core character of this story is not Bai Xiaoli, but Shen Yunyi.

"The first time I saw Sister Yunyi go up to speak at the freshman conference, I felt as if I saw my ideal self."

"Sister Yunyi is always so conspicuous and enviable, as if the sun is radiating a warm light."

"So after I was assigned to a class with her, I mustered up the courage to talk to her and wanted to make friends with her."

Speaking of this, Bai Xiaoli took a deep breath and said to Jiang Zheng seriously: "But at that time, I actually just wanted to use her, which was despicable, right?" ”

If you can't radiate yourself, then stand beside the one who radiates.

In this way, even if you are bleak and dull, you can enjoy the shadow of the light and become eye-catching.

To Bai Xiaoli's delight, her plan succeeded.

"That, classmate Shen Yunyi, my name is Bai Xiaoli, can you make friends with me?"

"Absolutely." The light in the memory showed a gentle smile, nodded and said, "Then I'll call you little chestnut, hehe, it sounds pretty cute." ”

For the first time in his life, Bai Xiaoli had painstakingly carried out a despicable plan, and it succeeded so easily.

And it was done with extraordinary satisfaction.

After that, a small group centered on Shen Yunyi gradually began to gather.

The perfect and all-round Shen Yunyi, the gentle and considerate Su Mei, the cold and arrogant Du Shiyue, and the "lively and cheerful" Bai Xiaoli.

These four people often stay together, chat around between classes, and often go home together after school, and wherever they go, they will attract a mixture of envy, appreciation, and jealousy from everyone.

But Bai Xiaoli knew in his heart that he didn't deserve to stay with them at all, just like weeds squeezing into the gap between the three flowers.

As a result, the initial sense of excitement and the novelty of being noticed gradually subsided, and a sense of inferiority and guilt came to my heart.

Especially when facing Shen Yunyi, Bai Xiaoli couldn't help but feel extremely filthy.

"Sister Yunyi obviously treats me as a friend sincerely, but I just want to use her to spend my dream campus life, I'm so ......"

When he said this, Bai Xiaoli's eyes turned red, and he felt that he couldn't help crying the next moment.

But before she could prepare her emotions and cry, there was a sudden snoring from behind.

Bai Xiaoli immediately turned his head, but saw that Jiang Zheng had fallen asleep on the ground at some point.

"Whew~~~ZZzz... Whew~~~ZZzz......"

“......”

Looking at his heartless and happy sleeping face, Bai Xiaoli deeply felt that for the first time in his life, the word "playing the piano to the cow" was created to make sense.

No, you're too indifferent to other people, are you?

I'm obviously talking about such a sad and hateful life experience from the bottom of my heart?

Even if you don't squeeze some pearls, you can comfort me after listening to it.

Why do you fall asleep here in the middle of listening? Still snoring?

Just when Bai Xiaoli was so shocked by this outrageous treatment that her scalp was numb, and she even forgot to cry.

Jiang Zheng slowly opened his eyes, sat up with a yawn and asked, "What?" Finished? ”

Suddenly, Bai Xiaoli clenched his little fist, gritted his teeth word by word: "Say!" Finish! Finish! True! Be! Thank! Thank! You! Target! Lean! Listen! ”

"You're welcome, that's what I'm supposed to do, even though I didn't do anything."

After taking a deep breath, Bai Xiaoli looked at the handsome face with a smile, and could only sigh:

"Forget it, just think I'm talking to myself and feeling sorry for myself...... The afternoon class is about to start, so I'll go first. ”

Although I accidentally had a wonderful interaction with such a strange person as Jiang Zheng on the rooftop, it made people feel very tired.

But when Bai Xiaoli was about to leave, he felt that his mood was much better than when he came.

How should it be described? It's like walking on an empty street in the rain, full of bleak leaves, wind and rain, and dark, as if life has lost hope.

But at this moment, a bastard suddenly ran out of the side and blew suona into your ears! A direct song of a hundred birds and a phoenix almost sent you away on the spot!

At this time, who cares if it is raining in the sky, whether the leaves are falling on the street, and whether the five fingers are missing.

Hurry up and give this suona guy a punch and then run away immediately, how fast and how fast he runs.

But at the moment when Bai Xiaoli turned around, Jiang Zheng said coldly: "Mobile phone number." ”

“...... Well? You? What do you want my phone number for? ”

"Look at you like this, I guess I will often need my emotional counseling in the future, and it just so happens that I have set up a group and pulled you in to talk about it."

Seeing how much he looked like he had helped him, Bai Xiaoli immediately shook his little head like a rattle.

But it didn't work, she was finally forced to add his WeChat friend in front of Jiang Zheng, and she was put back in the classroom in a daze.

I'll pick up my phone and take a look, oh no, there's really a guy called "ginger, onion and garlic don't want onion and garlic" and pulled himself into a group.

It's this group of people called "Confidant Brother Emotional Inquiry Center", right...... It always makes people not know how to complain.

stared at the group name for a while, and Bai Xiaoli saw the words from the cracks, and the two words were written on the mobile phone "pit daddy".

Tick tick! Just when she was thinking about whether to withdraw from the group to protect her IQ, the group leader sent a message to everyone.

As soon as this information was sent, Bai Xiaoli was directly involved in a wonderful bloody storm.