Chapter 7: Fuck off, System-kun
Maybe it's because you're in a fantasy world.
The average appearance of the female students of "Jiangcheng No. 1 Experimental High School" is very high.
And for some reason, most of the male students except Jiang Zheng are passers-by, which is really a magical coincidence.
And among this group of students with a high average appearance, the small crime team that appears in front of Jiang Zheng's eyes now must be the one with the highest appearance.
What? Why do you call them small crime teams? Because this is a group of real "heart arsonists".
Among them, the leader is naturally our eldest lady Shen Yunyi, her long black hair has been combed into a refreshing ponytail, and the two-color intertwined gold and silver color-matched knotted hair rope is tied high, which looks extremely sassy.
Jiang Zheng is really clear about Miss Shen's charm, with an arson index of nine stars, and a sentence of 13,627 years.
Standing on the left is Du Shiyue, who has a beautiful appearance, her long hair scattered softly sprinkled on her waist, her high nose bridge shows sharp lines, and her thin lips are slightly pursed, giving people a very cold and serious feeling.
Although Du Shiyue often put on a stinky face when she saw Jiang Zheng, she still had an arson index of eight stars and was sentenced to 6,723 years in prison.
On the other side came over with the mature and gentle big sister Su Mei, with slightly curly hair as soft as a cloud, and a smile like a saint on her face, which made people feel very comfortable staying with her.
From a certain point of view, Su Mei is Jiang Zheng's ideal wife, with an arson index of up to ten stars and a sentence of ...... Life imprisonment.
As for the last one, when he saw Bai Xiaoli's little face that barely squeezed out a lively expression, but could also be called delicate and beautiful, Jiang Zheng obviously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and it seemed that a plate of salted fish steamed meat patties floated in front of him.
In the case of salted fish steamed pork patties, it has nothing to do with the arson index, if it is also the hunger index.
Based on Jiang Zheng's current hunger level, Bai Xiaoli's hunger index should have a hundred stars, which can make three bowls of rice.
At this moment, these four beauties, big and small, are uniformly wearing classic light blue vest school uniforms with plaid pleated skirt suits.
It gives people a quiet and leisurely and polite student temperament, and the scene when walking side by side is indeed pleasing enough to the eye.
However, just as Jiang was leaning against the wall and watching the four beauties, big and small, walk towards this side.
A strange sound suddenly flashed in his head.
[Didi! 】
[Clickable objects (can be clicked to view) appear, the system is activated, and the game begins]
[Main quest: Please ask the host to reach a friendship level of 'friendly' or higher with one of the attackable objects within a month, and complete three 'personal invitations']
[At that time, you can get mission points and special item rewards, if you fail the mission, you will be punished]
...... Ha? What's that?
After hearing the familiar sound of machinery, Jiang Zheng frowned.
Although I have long heard that the traverser of this year is equipped with various systems as standard.
But Jiang Zheng's character is the type that doesn't leave, goes backwards, and dares to order me to elaborate on your dreams.
Your sudden system sent me a task for some reason, and said that there was a penalty for failing the task?
Excuse me, how old is your system? How many divisions are there? How many Italian cannons are there?
So after sneering, Jiang Zheng asked in his heart what kind of shit system was:
"What if I don't do it?"
[Refusal to carry out the mission will result in a 100,000-volt electric shock as punishment.] 】
"Let's be more careful, who released this 100,000-volt electric shock punishment?"
Just as the system was about to proceed to the next conversation, a familiar text box appeared in Jiang Zheng's eyes in advance.
[If you refuse to carry out the mission, you will be punished by a 100,000-volt electric shock released by the system]
...... Text conversion ability, activated.
[If you refuse to perform the mission, the system will be punished by 100,000 volts released by the electric shock.]
"Okay, that's what you said, I refuse to accept the assignment, please start your show."
[If the host refuses to perform the task, the system will be punished by releasing an electric shock]
[Zila! Zilazilazila! 】
【Electric ...... Punish...... Finish...... Next...... Will ......】
For some reason, Jiang Zheng's nose seemed to smell a vague mushy smell, as if Zhiye had been electrocuted by the skin gods.
And what shit system seems to have fallen into a crash state after being electrified, and it will stop speaking for the time being.
"Hmph, it's just a system, it's naïve to want to control me."
"What is so naïve? Who are you talking to? ”
With Jiang Zheng's side teaching a lesson, I don't know the so-called shit system.
A pleasant, familiar voice sounded beside him.
Jiang Zheng turned his head to look, only to find that Shen Yunyi had walked to the side at some point, and looked at him suspiciously.
In fact, Shen Yunyi was already greeting him from a long distance.
But Jiang Zheng was stunned for some reason and leaned against the wall motionless, his expression as if he had fallen into an evil spirit.
Suddenly, Du Shiyue, who came over with her, clasped her hands to her chest, raised her eyebrows and said, "There are no others around, this guy is just pretending to be cool." ”
I don't know if Du Shiyue has some opinions about Jiang Zheng, anyway, every time this girl sees him, she gives people a sense of targeting with a needle hidden in a needle.
Although Shen Yunyi said that she was like this, and would target everyone who appeared in the field of vision equally, Jiang Zheng always felt as if she was the most special one.
If others only owe Du Shiyue 5 million per person on average, then Jiang Zheng's arrears must be at least about 500 million, and he is still accumulating at the rate of nine out of thirteen times a day.
It's just that when Du Shiyue finished taunting, Jiang Zheng shook his head at her and smiled:
"I'm sorry, but I've never pretended to be cool in front of my friends...... Of course, you may be an exception, after all, our relationship is still difficult to describe as friends, and you need to work harder in this regard. ”
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'll go first."
As if stung by Jiang Zhengna's gaze at the circus monkeys, Du Shiyue waved her hand to the three partners, and then took the lead towards the door alone.
When she left, Su Mei next to her walked up and said, "Classmate Jiang Zheng, don't mind, her personality is so awkward, but there is actually no malice." ”
"It doesn't matter, if you're not related to each other, I won't take her to heart, right, little chestnut."
"Huh? You...... You're right! ”
When he suddenly heard his name, Bai Xiaoli was frightened, and then nodded at Jiang Zheng like garlic.
That look, like the heroine of a strange game that has been coerced, makes people feel the urge to play tricks on her.