As the saying goes, ginger is still just spicy.

Just after Jiang Zheng switched his WeChat account from "Jiang Zheng rebel son is coming to die" back to the commonly used "ginger, onion and garlic".

He put down the phone he was holding and looked back at the friendly blackboard he hadn't seen in a long time.

The English teacher standing on the podium was chanting "Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get" in a poor pronunciation.

This sentence made Jiang Zheng feel very reasonable, and he even wanted to recommend it to Du Shiyue's stupid girl.

Or from a certain point of view, Du Shiyue is actually not a stupid person.

On the contrary, she is smart and has a good mind, and her academic performance is second only to Shen Yunyi in the whole grade.

It's a pity that no matter how smart the young man who has not been immersed in society is, he is never the opponent of the old Jianghu who has lived for two lifetimes.

Stories like the fledgling young protagonist who successfully calculated the thousand-year-old demon only exist in all kinds of novels.

In fact, if you think about it according to normal logic, Du Shiyue probably can't figure out what the situation is now.

After all, every member of the "Yunyi Senior Sister Protection Association" will be strictly selected by the president, Du Shiyue and Sister Cat when they join the group, ensuring that no one related to Jiang Zheng will be fooled.

But the problem is that if the president who created the entire organization and controls everything behind the scenes is Jiang Zheng himself, then I don't know how Du Shiyue should deal with it.

Jiang Zheng himself is the president of the anti-Jiang Zheng force "Yunyi Senior Sister Protection Association".

And his ID in the group is still "Jiang Zheng's rebel son is coming to die", and he is the main force cursing Jiang Zheng.

If Du Shiyue could think of such an outrageous thing, then she wouldn't call Du Shiyue, she would call Du Banxian.

In fact, it is true, whenever Jiang Zheng stays in this organization openly.

When he led the members inside to curse himself every day, he couldn't help but laugh so much that his stomach hurt.

Scold, scold casually, you leave here to scold day and night, can you scold me for a hair? I can't.

To say that these members are really too young, so young that they don't even realize that they are just tools used by Jiang Zheng to eradicate dissidents.

To this day, the members of the "Yunyi Senior Sister Protection Association", including Du Shiyue, have not yet reacted to a fact.

That is, Jiang Zheng and them are actually completely consistent in terms of interests, and they don't want to see other men around Shen Yunyi.

But if Jiang Zheng expels the boys around his childhood sweetheart, it will inevitably give people a feeling as if he is eating flying vinegar, which will make Jiang Zheng feel very faceless.

So what to do? Naturally, he didn't take action personally, just manipulated Du Shiyue's group of fools behind his back to do this.

In vain, Du Shiyue calculated behind her back, and thought that she was trying to protect her best friend's chastity.

As everyone knows, she is just giving Jiang Zheng a watchdog or a bed-making maid.

By the way, this bed-making maid is also preparing to use "love letter tactics" recently, so I'm looking forward to it.

Then think about how you want to play tricks on her, hehe.

Just when Jiang Zhengmei put his mobile phone into the desk, ready to think about how to trick Du Shiyue.

Chen Yuannan, who was on the side, raised his eyebrows at him, covered his cheeks with textbooks, and whispered:

"Actually laughing so disgusting in class, does it make you feel handsome when you go out on the street with two beautiful women in the morning? It's disgusting. ”

Jiang Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Actually, I've always been so handsome, otherwise how would I be your father." ”

"Fart...... Anyway, I went to buy the 'Fallen Lord' yesterday and went back to play for a while, but it turned out that Grandma Caoli had some kind of stuff, and I regretted it to death. ”

As soon as he mentioned the new game he bought yesterday, Chen Yuannan's tone felt like a headache and a pain in his body.

The headache is because the game is too fucking cheating, and Brother Nan can't help but want to scold his mother, and the SAN value has been greatly reduced.

The pain in the flesh is because the game has a very bad reputation on the Internet, and the amount of blood regeneration on the second-hand disk will also be greatly reduced, which is a loss.

Seeing his godson scolding his mother quietly with a flushed face, Jiang Zheng suddenly thought that this guy is said to have been playing Super Mario since he was three years old, and he can be described as a living dictionary in games.

That's right...... Speaking of the strange ice castle I came across before, what would you say about it from the perspective of a fan of the game?

For Jiang Zheng, Du Shiyue's affair with the "Yunyi Senior Sister Protection Association" is just a small episode in the school.

What he really needs to solve now is the truth behind the "forklift Pegasus incident" that happened this morning, and that is a deadly job.

Suddenly, Jiang Zheng whispered to his godson and asked, "Grandson, if I say ......"

"Wait, whose grandson are you calling?"

"Don't interrupt me, get down to business."

“...... Oh, you name it. ”

Looking at Jiang Zhengyi's stern expression, Chen Yuannan nodded in confusion.

No, you are clearly serious, why do you call me grandson? Is this a formal title?

And I usually seem to call me my son, why did I fall again all of a sudden?

Just as Chen Yuannan was wondering about his seniority, Jiang Zheng continued to ask in a low voice:

"If you were walking down the road one day and you saw a familiar building suddenly look very strange, how would you react?"

"It's weird? What does it look like? ”

"What was originally an ordinary luxurious three-story mansion suddenly became a huge castle with snowflakes everywhere, and there may be some monsters or something in it."

"This strange look, can the people around you see it?"

"Invisible." Jiang Zheng said categorically: "Only I can see, and there is a strange voice that says something 'what temple has been detected'." ”

After listening to Jiang Zheng's description, Chen Yuannan first thought for a moment, and then nodded.

"I see, I totally understand."

"Well, so what's going on?"

"Maybe you're daydreaming, or you need to see a psychiatrist or something."

"Thank you for the suggestion...... I'll give you a magic trick to show your appreciation. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Zheng stretched out his right fist and raised it, and then covered his left hand over his fist.

As his left hand slowly lifted upwards, the middle finger of his right hand below slowly stood up.

The overall magic effect is as follows: Convex ('д ́)

Die, stinky turtle grandson, I have a mental problem and still need you to remind me? Don't I know it myself?

Seeing that Jiang Zheng turned his head with a disgusted face and was too lazy to take care of himself, Chen Yuannan hurriedly said:

"Don't ...... Don't worry, by the way, there is another possibility of the situation you mentioned, I played a similar scene in a game before. ”

"What's your favorite Reims series? Or the Tram Wolf series? ”

"No, it's a game of thieves, have you heard of Persona 5? There's a girl in red stockings inside, but it's beautiful. ”