Chapter 3 Is This Operation Sure It's Not an Arch Fire?!
When a woman cries, a man loses.
Sun Peng was shaken, and he said hesitantly, "I don't really want to divorce." ”
"It's just a little hard to figure it out."
"What's wrong with that?"
Su Yang hurriedly took over, "The three sons of Bai Ci, I don't know how many people envy you." ”
"Although the child is not yours, it doesn't affect them to call you Dad!"
"If you want to change someone to call you dad, you have to put in the money for a meal."
"Don't be dissatisfied, you've earned it!"
Su Yang said it well, as if Sun Peng had picked up a big bargain.
And his words also succeeded in making the people present collectively stunned.
Let's say he's persuading.
Sounds like that.
But when I think about it, I feel weird.
Even the netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned by Su Yang's operation.
There was less scolding, but more ridicule.
"Ahem, it sounds so outrageous and reasonable."
"Playing me, I just try my best every day to coax the three turtle sons in my dormitory to call Dad."
"It doesn't seem so hard to accept that!"
"Damn, can that be the same? There is a big difference between the big injustice and the mouth hi. ”
"Damn, I was almost taken into the ditch by you, this marriage still has to be divorced!"
“......”
Su Yang had no experience in mediation, and he just wanted to make fun of what he said.
is also a man, and he knows how aggrieved this kind of thing is to fall on a man.
He wished that Sun Peng would divorce this woman immediately.
But.
The leader has orders.
He was still counting on this job to eat in this strange world.
So he can only rely on nonsense to complete the task.
But when he finished saying this, several transparent fonts floated out in front of him.
[Influence +60]
Before he could react.
The transparent font began to swipe in front of my eyes.
[Influence +115]
[Influence +210]
[Influence +345]
【......】
Su Yang swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
What's the hell?!
What's going on again!
The mediation influence value of the Eight Classics is only increased by one point.
Nonsense but give so much?
According to preliminary estimates, more than 2,000 have been harvested from this meeting.
Enough to move up several levels!
Happiness came unexpectedly!
Su Yang smiled.
Could it be that nonsense is the wealth code?!
In order to confirm their own speculation.
Su Yang added without fear of death, "I must congratulate you." ”
"This wealth is not something that anyone can encounter."
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stupid.
has been married for more than ten years, and none of the three children are his own.
has been a green hat for more than ten years, and has been a big wrongdoer for more than ten years.
Which one is worth congratulating on?
Where does wealth come from?
And the words coming out of the mouth of a mediator are more like a sarcasm.
Sun Peng's face turned red with anger.
Even Li Xiaofang forgot to continue crying, and waited to see what kind of medicine was sold in Su Yang's gourd.
At this time, Sister Na's heart was beating wildly with nervousness.
Su Yang, this young man, usually looks quite reliable.
How could such a moth come out at a critical time?
Netizens were already very sympathetic to Sun Peng's experience.
Now that Su Yang is so blatantly sarcastic about the victim, the consequences...
Sister Na guessed correctly, as soon as Su Yang finished speaking, the barrage exploded.
"Holy! Who is yin and yang? ”
"Mediation is fine, but is it about rubbing salt in someone else's wound?"
"It's really lacking in morality, I know how to bully honest people."
"Why scold, can't you slap him twice calmly?"
"The same city came out to take the order."
“......”
[Influence +415]
......
See the transparent font popping up again.
Su Yang understood that he had found the right way.
It was exactly as he thought.
If you want to influence the value, you have to talk nonsense and not follow the routine.
Isn't that what he's good at?
For Su Yang, there is no other ability, and the ability to talk nonsense is a must.
As far as the train that ran by his mouth, the Fuxing couldn't catch up.
But?!
Here's the problem.
Do you want him to step on someone else's wound to earn influence points?
This is somewhat unkind!
The red scarf that didn't exist on his chest always reminded him that he couldn't do this!
thereupon
When Sun Peng was about to go berserk, he hurriedly said, "Big brother, we men have to be a little more generous." ”
"Forgive my sister-in-law once."
"If you really get divorced, you won't even be able to eat hot food."
"How pitiful to think about."
Sun Peng was soft-hearted and didn't want to get divorced.
Now that I heard Su Yang say this, it is quite reliable, and his anger has disappeared a lot.
And Li Xiaofang found a point to play when she heard Su Yang mention cooking.
"Not really."
"I'll give you good food and drink three times a day."
"I'll cook instant noodles for you when I come back in the middle of the night, where can you find a wife like me."
Hearing this, Su Yang couldn't help but glance at the dining table next to him.
The leftovers on the table were black.
It's not as good as good food and drink!
However, Su Yang didn't debunk it, but continued to follow her words, "That's it! ”
"If you're divorced, there's no one to cook for you."
"Then you can only eat takeout every day, eat barbecue today, change to crayfish tomorrow, and the meal will not be the same."
"Just ask you if it's uncomfortable?"
As soon as these words came out, the other people present couldn't help but look at each other.
Is this mediation?
Are you sure it's not arching fire?
And Sun Peng, after listening to the 'disadvantages' of no one cooking, swallowed saliva visibly.
This also made Li Xiaofang, who thought she had the upper hand, directly dumbfounded.
Who would be uncomfortable if they eat delicious food every day?
Seeing that Sun Peng was a little shaken, Su Yang continued to persuade, "Big brother, you really can't get a divorce." ”
"It's hard to be alone."
"You can make tens of thousands of dollars a month by driving a big car."
"If your wife and children are gone, who will help you spend this money? Aren't you spending it yourself at all? ”
"Spending money is still a trivial matter, mainly because one person is lonely."
"When you're lonely, you're bored, and when you're bored, you can only go to the sauna, to sing, to get a massage, and to go fishing."
"Well, that's secondary."
"Big brother, have you ever thought about how to solve your personal needs without a wife?"
"Men can't hold back."
"At that time, you could only look for people in their early thirties, in their twenties, and in their eighteen or nineteens."
"It's going to be hard to choose."
Su Yang's horn is endless.
The tone is called a serious one.
I was afraid that Sun Peng would make some wrong decision under impulse.
But
What he said was so startled that the people present opened their mouths wide.
They all looked at Su Yang incredulously.
Is this young man really here to mediate the dispute?
The scene was quiet, but the barrage in the live broadcast room was boiling.
"Damn, are you sure this is trying to persuade peace? I want to get divorced! ”
"Damn, isn't this my ideal life? If you have money to spend on your own, you can do whatever you want. ”
"This wave of reverse Amway, I shouted good guys!!"
"Not to mention anything else, the temptation to find an eighteen-year-old after a divorce is too great."
"If you don't understand, just ask, why do men like eighteen-year-olds?"
"Because no matter how young you are, you will break the law."
“......”