Chapter 138: PUA vs. Reverse PUA

The moment they saw that photo, Shen Yunyi and Su Mei couldn't help but widen their eyes at the same time.

They can naturally see at a glance that the person in the photo is Jiang Zheng and Mi'er?

The most important thing is that the two people in the photo are still leaning on each other affectionately, and the woman is still gesturing with love.

Whether you look horizontally and vertically, up and down or with your eyes closed, this is a young couple in love, and they envy the dead.

When Shen Yunyi and Su Mei were carefully studying the photo, Jiang Zheng on the side was putting his hands on his hips and posing in a terrific pose.

Hmph, with their current favorability towards me, they will definitely get angry, angry, and scold when they see this photo.

As long as these two point the finger at me, they won't quarrel with each other, right? The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

After learning about the contradiction between Shen Yunyi and Su Mei, Jiang Zheng's mind was hot, and he thought of this "friend and foe plan".

As for what will happen after he is besieged by them, anyway, Jiang Zheng is thick-skinned enough, it doesn't matter, he is not afraid at all.

Come on, come on, be angry, be angry, point the finger at me, come on baby.

However, just when Jiang Zheng put on a huge yaw, ready to bear the anger of the two girls.

Shen Yunyi, who was staring at the photo for a long time, couldn't help but sigh, turned his head to glance at him, and sighed:

"Jiang Zheng, I've known you for so many years, and now I find that you're getting more and more boring."

Yes? After hearing this completely unexpected response, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but scratch his head, revealing a puzzled expression.

Originally, he thought that Miss Shen would be so angry that she was like thunder, but who knew that the reaction was unexpectedly calm?

No, it's not just calm, she even has a sense of helplessness that "I really can't help you"? It's like Jiang Zheng has done something stupid.

But I'm this. I didn't do anything stupid, did I? Didn't I just take an intimate photo with Mi'er?

Although Jiang Zheng likes to frame himself, he also doesn't like to be framed by others, so he immediately frowned and said:

"Wait, let's be clear, what the hell am I bored?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Shen Yunyi picked up Du Shiyue's mobile phone and shook it in front of his eyes, and said angrily: "When you are so old, you still play with such a thing as P-map, and you are embarrassed to put other people's honey with you." ”

"Yes." Su Mei also picked up the drink and drank it, while shaking her head and said: "This kind of fake photo will also deceive the little chestnut, don't you think we will believe it?" ”

At this time, Shen Yunyi and Su Mei's tones even had a hint of contempt, as if they felt that Jiang was looking down on them.

Well, it's true, it's different from Bai Xiaoli who doesn't know about Mi'er's situation at all.

Shen Yunyi, Su Mei, and Du Shiyue knew what Mi'er's identity was.

Just kidding, who is Mi'er? She is a killer sent by Wen Ya, and she still has a "father's headshot enmity" with Jiang Zheng.

How could such a ruthless female killer take a selfie with Jiang Zheng so affectionately? And more than love gestures.

So when the three of them saw this photo and took a closer look at the contents.

The first reactions were surprisingly consistent. It's purely a P picture, make us fools.

However, when he felt the stupid eyes of the three ladies, Jiang Zheng was stunned.

is different from the previous deliberately left loopholes in the rules so that Du Shiyue pretended to be stunned when he got the photo, but now he is really confused.

No. No, they think my picture is P-pictured? Is it fake?

But. But it's true, I haven't had a P at all.

For a while, Jiang Zheng looked at the photos on his mobile phone, and his face showed an expression of crying and laughing.

But if you think about it carefully, it's no wonder that Jiang Zheng usually likes to fool people with all kinds of true and false, fake and true.

If you fool people a lot, others will naturally have less trust in him, and even real photos will be considered fake.

Especially the outrageous evil CP of "Jiang Zheng X Mier", it is really a ghost to believe.

But even if no one believes it, this is all true, and there is no half-truth.

So seeing that the big guys didn't believe in themselves, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to smile bitterly:

"If I told you that this is not a P-picture, I took it myself not long ago, would you believe it?"

"Yes, of course."

Du Shiyue picked up a piece of cold pizza and stuffed it into her mouth, and said with a smile while chewing:

"We believe everything you say, even if the earth is flat, right, Yunyi, Mei."

Su Mei also smiled when she heard this: "Yes, yes, what Jiang Zheng said is what, Jiang Zheng is right, hehe." ”

"Poof, hahahaha, let this guy always lie, now you will suffer the consequences, you deserve it."

Seeing these three sisters singing and harmonizing, laughing at themselves vigorously, Jiang Zheng also had a feeling of suffering.

Yes, that's right, I used to ...... No, I'm also running trains with my mouth full of mouth, and I often fool people, which is not a good thing.

But this picture is real, you have to believe it, why don't you believe it?

At this time, Jiang Zheng deeply felt the meaning of the sentence "The truth is often more difficult to believe than lies".

In desperation, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to look at Bai Xiaoli who was still eating pizza next to him, patted her head and asked:

"That...... Little chestnut, do you also think this photo is fake? ”

Originally, Jiang Zheng still felt that with Bai Xiaoli's character, he might follow the tone of the three eldest sisters and say that it was fake.

Who knew that she thought about it for a while, and then shook her head seriously:

"I don't think it looks like it's fake, it should be a real photo."

Ay? The moment they heard Bai Xiaoli's words, the other four were all stunned.

No, the little chestnut would actually stand on Jiang Zheng's side? It's really rare, is a pizza so good?

Du Shiyue saw that she didn't know whether she was bribed, or because she didn't know the inside story, so she explained:

"Little chestnut, don't you see who the girl with Jiang Zheng is in the photo? That's it."

"Isn't that Miss Mi'er who works at Sister Yunyi's house? I've known her a few times, and we've played games together. ”

"That's right, but do you think Miss Mi'er would take such a picture with Jiang Zheng?"

"I don't dare to say, but this photo shouldn't have been P, I can still see this."

Suddenly, Bai Xiaoli picked up his mobile phone and seriously pointed to the photo on it and explained to everyone:

"Here, here and here, for example, the color values and light and shadow at the edges of the figures are very harmonious, and there are no traces of treatment at all, which would not have been possible if you were not a professional."

Yes? Hearing this, Jiang Zheng scratched his head and asked curiously:

"Little chestnut, do you still know P-map?"

In Jiang Zheng's eyes, Bai Xiaoli should be the kind of stupid breed who doesn't know how to use the computer very well, and often plays the computer to death.

Who knew that she was so familiar with such a professional technical work as P-map, and she could still speak the truth.

Bai Xiaoli nodded when she heard this, touched her head and smiled with a silly expression:

"I didn't go to school for a while in junior high school, and I started to study P diagrams when I was bored at home."

"Although the original purpose was to P a bunch of friends next to my photo, so as not to be so lonely in the photo."

"But how to say it, hehe, anyway, it's funny that I unknowingly have a little experience in PS technology."

When they heard Xiao Lizi's pathetic reason for learning the P map, Jiang Zheng and the other four couldn't help but stiffen their faces.

The next moment, the four of them glanced at each other, and they all ran to Bai Xiaoli's side and enthusiastically offered her courtesy.

"Little chestnut, do you want a drink? This freshly squeezed apple juice is delicious. ”

"By the way, this Neapolitan spicy pizza is a little spicy, but it's delicious when it's cold, so let's try it."

"Little chestnut, did you just hide in the woods and get bitten by mosquitoes? I've got carminative oil here, can I help you apply some? ”

"Are your shoulders sore? I've recently learned a new massage technique, so I'll give you a kick by the way. ”

Ay? Oops, hey, hey? What's going on?

After being surrounded by four people, Bai Xiaoli stuffed pizza in his mouth and juice in his hand.

Some people helped her apply carminative oil, and some people gave her a massage, which was simply the treatment of the emperor.

When he felt this unprecedented preferential treatment, Xiao Lizi couldn't help but smile and smiled at everyone:

"I'm going to P-graph technology, is this so surprising? Behold, I will be glad of you. ”

"It's not exactly a matter of P-plot technology. Forget it, anyway, you said that this photo is not P's, really? ”

After comforting the stupid Bai Xiaoli, Shen Yunyi picked up his phone again and looked at the photo on it.

And Bai Xiaoli also nodded immediately, using his reputation to vouch that the photo is absolutely true, probably absolutely true.

But if this is really not a P map, then the situation is much more surprising, how did Jiang do it?

Suddenly, Shen Yunyi, Su Mei, and Du Shiyue all huddled together at the same time and looked at the familiar photo.

In the photo, Jiang is holding up his mobile phone with a friendly smile on his face.

Although Mi'er next to her was expressionless, she made a love gesture.

The most important thing is that the shooting location seems to be a rooftop of the school. In other words, Mi'er has been to school?

Not only did Mi'er come to school, but she was also willing to take such a selfie with Jiang Zheng, which is too bizarre to say.

Thinking of this, the three of them looked at Jiang Zheng in unison, wanting to hear his explanation.

But after feeling their gaze this time, Jiang Zheng, who picked up a piece of pizza and ate it, snorted coldly and didn't say a word.

Just kidding, just now I said it was true, and I wanted to explain it to you, but you didn't believe it and laughed at me here.

Now that the little chestnut is real, you want to hear my explanation again, and I explain that you are a ghost, and you want to be beautiful.

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the photo fake! Hum!

Seeing Jiang sitting there sullenly eating pizza and playing with his mobile phone, he had an attitude of "violence and non-cooperation".

Shen Yunyi, Su Mei, and Du Shiyue had no choice but to look at each other, and hurriedly gathered together to discuss.

"What should I do?" Su Mei whispered: "That photo can't be real, right?" Jiang Zhengzhen hooked up with Mi'er? ”

Hearing this, Du Shiyue hurriedly shook her head and said: "It's impossible, not to mention that it's impossible for them to hook up, even if they do, they won't deliberately show us the photos." ”

"I think so too." Shen Yunyi also nodded and said, "He just made it clear that he deliberately let us discover these photos, which means that he has the confidence to stand under the right reason." ”

Stand for the right reasons. But what justification can this have?

After quickly using his brain and thinking for a few seconds, a bold idea appeared in Du Shiyue's mind like lightning.

She immediately opened her eyes wide and whispered as low as she could in a tone of surprise:

"Wait, could it be that what he actually wants to express is that he is trying to find a way to entrap or rebel against Mi'er? Let Mi'er fall to our side? ”

What? Netting? Rebelled against Mi'er? Got her on our side?

The moment they heard this, Shen Yunyi and Su Mei couldn't help but show a look of surprise.

Indeed, from the very beginning, no one had ever thought of the possibility of plotting against Mi'er.

Even when formulating the "North Wind and Sun Tactics", at most he was trying to get some information from her mouth.

After all, Mi'er and Wen Ya, the mastermind behind the scenes, have a mother-daughter relationship, and it is almost impossible to rebel against other people's daughters.

But almost impossible does not mean that it is absolutely impossible.

Judging from Jiang Zheng's attitude, it seems that he has indeed done this.

But how did he plot against Mi'er? It's unbelievable.

The more she knew this, the more excited and curious the three girls looked at Jiang Zheng.

How can we make a female killer whose family is ruined and whose lifelong wish is revenge be changed to the right?

Generally in film and television dramas, if you want to whitewash such a role, you usually have to rely on the so-called "love".

Whether it is the love of men and women or the love of family, love is needed anyway, and only love can wash away hatred.

But everyone knows that Jiang Zheng has absolutely no love, and he will only vomit at this statement.

"I can't help it." At this time, Du Shiyue sighed and said: "It seems that I can only coax Jiang Zheng and coax him to disperse this breath, otherwise he will definitely not say anything." ”

Shen Yunyi also nodded and said, "Yes, but what kind of coaxing method is there?" He's not as easily satisfied as Little Chestnut. ”

Just when the two girls were worried about how to coax Jiang Zheng, Su Mei next to her smiled lightly.

I saw her stretch out her hand and stroke her hair, a confident smile rose at the corner of her mouth, and she said with a smile:

"Don't worry, I'm the best at coaxing people, look at me."

Don't forget, Su Mei has two particularly difficult little brothers at home.

When the two little brothers often had trouble because of various things, Su Mei was responsible for coaxing.

Because of this, she has her own set of tricks when it comes to coaxing people.

At this time, the most important thing is to change the set of coaxing the younger brother to coaxing a man.

Thinking of this, Su Mei tidied up her sideburns a little, and came behind Jiang Zheng gracefully and lightly.

The soft body is as gentle and natural as a flowing stream when it moves, which makes people shine.

After noticing that Su Mei was leaning over, Jiang Zheng, who was playing with his mobile phone while eating pizza, glanced at her and continued to bow his head and said:

"Well, I don't have much to say right now."

"Is there really nothing to say?" Su Mei winked at him, and those eyes seemed to be able to speak, and they were bright.

"Nope."

"Well, then I'll go, bye."

As soon as the words fell, Su Mei turned around and prepared to leave.

Ha? When he saw her move, Jiang Zheng was stunned for a moment.

Aren't you here to coax me? How did you turn around and run? Is it okay to be so simple?

Just when Jiang Zheng looked at her back in a daze, Su Mei, who had taken two steps, turned around again and asked with a smile:

"What's wrong? Isn't there nothing to say? ”

“.”

After being discovered peeping at someone's house, Jiang Zheng also ate pizza again speechlessly.

Su Mei returned to him, put her soft little hand on his shoulder, and said softly in his ear:

"Okay, it's all our fault before, it's our eyes that don't know Taishan, so don't be angry, okay?"

Su Mei's voice originally sounded as soft as a cloud and as sweet as honey.

At this time, when she whispered in Jiang Zheng's ear, Jiang Zheng only felt a burst of fragrant wind in her ears, and her shoulders were soft and smooth.

The lingering and gentle voice seemed to come into his heart along his ears, making people itch in their hearts.

No matter how steady and sophisticated Jiang Zheng is, he is still a normal man after all.

Where can the enemy be able to withstand this all-round three-dimensional strike from hearing to touch.

So much so that after swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to turn his head to look at Su Mei and whispered:

"If you were born in ancient times, you would be a compliment, and it would be a good thing, and it would be really harmful."

Su Mei was not angry when she heard this, but put his ears closer, and laughed quietly at a distance that almost touched her lips:

"Then I don't know if Jiang Zheng is willing to follow the example of King Zhou You and stage a beacon fire show for me?"

Regarding this question, Jiang Zheng subconsciously wanted to nod and enjoy the absurdity of King Zhou You.

But after feeling the eyes of Shen Yunyi, Du Shiyue and Bai Xiaoli not far away, he still decided to leave it at that, and it was good to be himself.

(End of chapter)