What is this painting?

After seeing Jiang Zheng's earth-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods, reversing yin and yang, and breaking gossip.

Shen Yunyi, Du Shiyue, and Su Mei couldn't help but open their mouths wide, the kind that could stuff an egg in their mouths.

The sharp brushstrokes, the simple and noble way of painting, this. This is something that a human being can draw?

After barely holding back the stinking scolding that almost blurted out, Du Shiyue took a deep breath, and then asked Shen Yunyi:

"Yunyi. You just said what kind of painting award this guy won when he was in junior high school? Seriously? ”

It's not that Du Shiyue buries people, but Jiang Zheng's painting skills, let alone junior high school, and he has to be laughed at if he throws it into the pile of elementary school students.

And he still won the prize? Does he still feel good about himself? Who gave him such a big face?

"This, I think it seems to be. What is the award? ”

Shen Yunyi was also a little confused, but after thinking about it carefully, she slapped her palms violently and said embarrassedly:

"Me! I remember! Jiang Zheng: At that time, he won the award of 'Abstract Masterpiece'! ”

If Shen Yunyi remembers correctly, it seems that the school had prepared a total of three painting awards at that time.

One is "Realism", one is "Impressionism", and the other is "Abstraction".

At that time, Jiang Zheng participated in a "realist" painting competition, and the content of the portrait should be "a lively street".

But because he painted the streets like demons, he was eventually classified as "abstract" paintings.

"At that time, the painting teacher also said that Jiang Zheng was very talented in drawing abstract paintings, and it is estimated that Jiang Zheng thought that he was very good at painting."

When he said this, the corners of Shen Yunyi's mouth couldn't help twitching, after all, this scene was really too abstract.

Anyway, Jiang Zheng is now a painter, which is a fact that cannot be changed.

No one was able to replace him in this challenge. I can only guess like this.

But whether it was Du Shiyue or Su Mei, they all fell into doubts when they looked at this strange painting.

"It looks like it's definitely someone, but what's this guy holding in his hand?"

"It's a triangle, and it has a strange pattern, isn't it an 'umbrella'?"

"It seems that it may be a 'kite', the umbrella should be above your head, and there should be raindrops around."

"The big triangular lollipop?"

"How can there be such a big lollipop, but considering Jiang Zheng's strange cognition, it doesn't seem impossible."

Suddenly, everyone seized the time to discuss the words that this strange painting wanted to express.

At the same time, Jiang Zheng, who was staying in the infield, scratched his head and seemed to feel a little confused.

What's going on? I've already drawn them in such detail, do they need to spend so long discussing it?

Looking closely, it is not difficult to find that the word fixed on the screen in front of Jiang is "drill".

That's right, the drill bit, the drill bit used to punch holes and dig holes, this is what Jiang Zheng painted.

But in Jiang Zheng's opinion, it should not be obvious enough to simply draw a drill bit, so he added some artistic processing.

A few years ago, Jiang Zheng liked a hot-blooded mecha anime for a while, called "Tian Yuan Breakthrough. The Eye of the Red Lotus.

In this anime, there is a famous scene and line of "My drill is a drill that breaks through the sky".

Therefore, Jiang Zheng referred to that anime and created a passionate work that represents "drill".

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Jiang Zheng's creative version:

After staring at the expressive hand-painting on the screen for a while, Jiang Zheng sighed.

It's horrific that I'm so talented at everything I can draw so similarly.

This painting perfectly shows the blood and drill of Tian Yuan's breakthrough, mainly the drill bit, which is too obvious.

It is precisely because I have expressed the word "drill" so perfectly and so obviously.

Jiang Zhengcai felt that Shen Yunyi and the others should be able to understand immediately, but in fact they didn't.

The trio outside looked at this incomparably abstract and outrageous painting and discussed it for a long time.

Until the last thirty seconds remained, no explanation was discussed.

But just when Du Shiyue was going to resign herself to fate, she would choose an answer such as "umbrella" and "kite".

Shen Yunyi's eyes widened suddenly, as if he had thought of an outrageous answer.

"The word this painting is trying to convey 'drill', right?"

Yes? When they heard these words, Du Shiyue and Su Mei were stunned.

"Why the drill?"

"Jiang Zheng used to like an anime very much for a while, and there was such an action of lifting a drill in it."

"Is this okay? Drill bit? Can you still hold it in your hand? ”

Although I was speechless at this outrageous answer, I had less than ten seconds left to think.

In desperation, Du Shiyue had no choice but to choose Shen Yunyi's answer and put forward the option of "drill".

The next moment, a familiar system voice came out.

【Didu. The first round of guesses is correct, and the second round of painting is about to take place.

Suddenly, Jiang Zheng, who was in the infield, shook his fist violently and laughed: "I'll just say it!" How could there be a mistake in my drawing! Hahahaha. ”

At the same time, Du Shiyue, who was in the outhouse, sighed, covered her forehead and said:

"This is good, it seems that the next thing to look at is Yunyi. We can't guess what the idiot was thinking, not in the same dimension at all. ”

If Shen Yunyi's previous paintings can still guess the original words through logical association.

Then Jiang Zheng's painting is completely a group of demons dancing, and has entered the realm of brain teasers.

In addition to needing enough jumping thinking, you also have to have enough understanding of Jiang Zheng before you can get the answer right.

And a person who has these qualities at the same time, there may be only one Shen Yunyi in the world. She really has to be.

In this strange atmosphere that makes people laugh and cry, three minutes later, the new "masterpiece of the world" also appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

This time, the picture drawn by Jiang Zheng himself is like this:

What is this? Zombies? And isn't it like it's not finished yet?

Looking at the one on the screen, it looks half-dead.

It's like a weirdo who may fall to the ground or open his mouth to give you a bite and even miss a hand.

Du Shiyue couldn't help but reach out and rub her originally neat hair, and she felt like she almost buttoned her scalp off.

It's terrible, what is this, although it is much more decent than the previous one, but I still can't see what he wants to express?

Just as Du Shiyue was thinking so, Shen Yunyi pondered for a while and said:

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be a character from Naruto, whose name is Uchiha Itachi."

"Huh? Really? Can this also be seen? ”

"Well, I used to be pulled by Jiang Zheng to watch anime, and although there are fewer scratches on the forehead here, the tear troughs on both sides of the nose are still obvious."

Speaking of the role of Uchiha Itachi, the most obvious feature is the two tear troughs, which Jiang Zheng grasps very well.

Whew, hearing this, Du Shiyue breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Is the answer the name of this character?" It's kind of guessing. ”

"Wait."

Just as Du Shiyue was about to go over to answer the question, Shen Yunyi stopped him and frowned:

"It's true that it's a ferret here, but I don't think that's what Jiang Zheng wants to express."

The reason why Shen Yunyi made such a judgment was mainly because of the "action" that this weasel was doing.

Although this sketch obviously did not have time to finish, it can be seen that Jiang Zheng has already drawn his right hand and has a gesture of reaching out.

In addition, the weasel in the sketch obviously looks very tired, or rather, it gives people a feeling that the oil is running out.

If you just want to express this character, you don't need to draw this action and demeanor, it must be useful.

Weasel. When the oil ran out, the lamp withered and stretched out his hand, did he want to recreate the scene before he died?

As we all know, Itachi stretched out his hand to his younger brother Sasuke before he died, which is also a very classic scene.

But if that's the case, then the word in this painting is not Itachi or Uchiha, but a younger brother?

When he thought of this word, Shen Yunyi felt like he couldn't cry or laugh.

Good guy, let you draw a "younger brother" and a "weasel watching your younger brother die with a smile".

According to this logic, wouldn't it be okay for you to draw an Uchiha Ban who is buttoning his brother's eyeballs? It's also more comedic.

Sure enough, after submitting the word "brother" as an answer, the system also gave a passing response.

【Didu. The second round of guesses is correct, and the third round of painting is about to take place.

is different from Shen Yunyi, who was meditating hard, Du Shiyue, who was anxious, and Su Mei, who was confused.

After these two rounds of "successful" painting, Jiang Zheng in the infield clearly thinks that he has completely mastered the essence of painting.

Hmph, it's me, I passed two rounds so easily, so the third, fourth, and fifth rounds should also be at my fingertips.

Just when Jiang Zheng put his hands in his pockets and put on a look of not knowing what an opponent was, new words also emerged.

The keyword of this third round is a character, and it is also a well-known historical figure "Zhao Yun".

Hey, Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong, I'm familiar with this.

As soon as he saw the word Zhao Yun, Jiang Zheng immediately smiled slightly.

I saw him pick up a paintbrush and a horizontal knife immediately, and a flying dragon came to the sky on the spot.

Three minutes later, Shen Yunyi and the other three outside also saw this very expressive "Portrait of Zhao Yun".

Forget it, love what's wrong.

When she saw this painting for the first time, Du Shiyue decided to give up thinking, so as not to burn her brain.

If the first painting is at the level of elementary school students' graffiti, the second painting is at the level of junior high school graffiti, which is quite sincere.

That is the third painting, which has reached the level of internationally renowned abstract masters, and it is really abstract.

Look at this series of strange lines, and the human face that seems to be a Pac-Man.

That's really a sigh that this art is good anywhere, but it's still too advanced for human beings.

But although Du Shiyue had given up thinking, Shen Yunyi still reluctantly analyzed something from it.

This should be humanoid. And judging by the feathers on the top of his head, it looks like he's wearing a helmet?

In ancient China, many military helmets were inserted with this kind of pheasant tail feathers or cow and horse tail hair, dyed fibers or something, and its official name was "helmet tassel".

This is because the design of this helmet is rounded and arched, and this shape also makes it difficult to grasp from above.

If the general's helmet suddenly falls off during the battle between the two armies, the helmet tassel is needed to assist in grabbing, so there is this thing.

Generally in literary and artistic works, the people who can wear this kind of helmet are generals, and this person looks as if he is still holding a spear.

Spears, generals, charges. And a lot of blue lines around, ah! I get it!

After following this clue and thinking about it for a while, Shen Yunyi finally thought of that famous person.

"Zhao Yun. This time the word is Zhao Yun, if I'm not mistaken. ”

"Huh? Zhao Yun? This. Where does this look like Zhao Yun? ”

Although Du Shiyue felt that she couldn't keep up with this outrageous train of thought at all.

But after submitting the word "Zhao Yun" as an answer, the system still gave a passing response.

【Didu. The third round of guesses is correct, and the fourth round of painting is about to take place.

Seeing that he came to the fourth round smoothly all of a sudden, Jiang Zheng in the infield was even more proud.

Hey, hey, hey, it's me, I can paint a vivid portrait of Zhao Yun in just three minutes.

"Very well, what's next? Let the horses come. ”

Under Jiang Zheng's expectant gaze, the words of the fourth round also came out.

This time the vocabulary is a very old word, "flip phone".

Today's smartphones are basically straight phones, and flip phones are very rare.

But Jiang Zheng naturally knew what a flip phone was, so the corners of his mouth lifted and he immediately began to draw.

When he finished painting, he nodded confidently, as if he was very satisfied with his masterpiece.

It's good, my drawings capture the uniqueness of flip phones perfectly, and they're sure to be able to read them at a glance.

However, although Jiang Zheng is extremely confident in his paintings, what he sees in the eyes of Shen Yunyi and the others is such a picture:

Regarding this thing, Shen Yunyi can see it at a glance this time, isn't this a toilet seat?

However, it was after this sparse and ordinary answer appeared in her mind.

Shen Yunyi hurriedly shook his head and threw this answer directly out of his ears.

If you draw it by someone else, then the toilet seat is indeed the toilet seat.

But if Jiang Zheng came to draw it, then even if this thing looks like a toilet seat, it is definitely not a toilet seat.

If you get rid of the toilet seat, it will grow into this honorable thing. Yes! I get it!

This time, the corners of Shen Yunyi's mouth raised, and he immediately said confidently:

"It's a 'flip phone', Jiang Zheng definitely wants to express this."

"Okay, flip the phone, flip the flip."

Now Du Shiyue has completely lost the interest in thinking and speculating on the answer, basically she supports everything Shen Yunyi says.

【Didu. The fourth round of guesses is correct, and the fifth round of painting is about to be.

Finally, this torture has finally come to an end, and I'm going to vomit if it goes on like this.

Just while waiting for the fifth round of drawings to come out, Du Shiyue had even silently recited the Ice Heart Recipe in her heart.

If the heart is clear, the sky will not fall. All changes are still stable, and the spirit is calm.

Forget yourself and keep one, six roots. Quit and nourish your energy, be selfless and do nothing

It's not that Du Shiyue's body is crazy, but she is about to be driven crazy by this series of shit paintings.

Even if she has given up thinking, the bizarre paintings will still seep into her brain.

It felt like there were a hundred Jiang dancing elephant dances in Du Shiyue's head, which made Du Shiyue truly experience the pain of Nohara Meijin.

But fortunately, this torture is almost over.

As long as she answers this fifth round of questions correctly, she can make Jiang Zheng roll out of her head!

Thinking of this, Du Shiyue suddenly felt a lot better.

No matter what came next, she felt like she could smile

Smile at a fart, who can laugh at this.

When I saw this abstract thing that I didn't know what I was drawing.

Du Shiyue simply closed her eyes, sat cross-legged on the ground, and continued to recite her Ice Heart Technique.

As for the task of speculating on this bizarre ghost animal abstract painting, it is naturally entrusted to Miss Shen.

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