Chapter 21: It Doesn't Matter, I'll Go to the Funeral!
A fishy smell hit, and the people around him couldn't help but take a few steps away from him.
The current situation is quite a feeling of feng shui taking turns.
Seeing that the family was about to open the coffin, the bank manager couldn't hold back any longer.
He crawled to the ice coffin and pressed the lid tightly, "You can't open it." ”
"I'll give you the money."
"Even the principal and interest, a lot of it will be taken from you."
Although everyone dies, if you really have to face a corpse, you will inevitably be afraid.
If they let the old lady come out.
Then this bank is estimated to be unable to do it.
But.
His words did not move the old lady's relatives in the slightest, and they continued to prepare for the opening of the coffin.
The bank manager had no choice but to turn to the old man for help.
The older generation is better off talking.
"Old man, I was wrong."
"You tell them to stop."
"The deposit will be withdrawn to you immediately, and you will be given the highest interest."
"I'll also reimburse you for the transportation and horse expenses you worked so hard to make."
"You have a lot of adults, forgive me this time."
The bank manager said with a handful of snot and tears.
The whole person was embarrassed, and he was like two people who were arrogant and rude before.
But even so, no one appreciated it.
In the live broadcast room.
"Why, aren't you not allowed to take it? Why is it let again now? “
"Haha, this is that if you don't see the coffin, you don't shed tears, so you should treat him like this."
"Dog thing, bully the soft and fear the hard!"
"As the old saying goes, the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal are afraid of the stunned, the stunned are afraid of dying, remember this sentence and you will not be bullied."
"Oops, thanks to the mediator, I'm happy!!"
“......”
I don't know if the old man's ears are not very good, or if he is not uncommon.
The bank manager's words did not cause any reaction from the old man.
On the contrary, after Su Yang saw this, he was a little cheeky and became the "spokesperson" of the old man.
"I said manager."
"The money is not saved by our old man."
"If you talk about interest, you should talk to the person concerned."
As soon as these words came out, netizens instantly burst into laughter.
"Poof... Talking to the parties? Seriously? ”
"Hahaha, isn't this how it should be, who is it to find if you don't save money?"
"It's not easy for the old lady to come here, you need to handle it yourself, it's very troublesome to find it next time, I'm not kidding."
"You guys were led astray by the anchor, so you can arch the fire."
"Haha, anyway, this anchor's mouth has never let me down."
"Mediator: It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"
"Old lady: It doesn't matter, I'll go to the funeral!"
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Hearing these words, the bank manager was stunned for a moment, and his eyes instinctively looked into the ice coffin.
The ice coffin of the funeral home, in order to let the mourners see the remains and send the deceased on their last journey, the lid on the ice coffin is made of transparent material.
From the angle of the bank manager's view, I just saw the slightly blue side face of the old man.
Just this glance directly scared him to the ground.
The smell of fish became stronger and stronger, wafting throughout the bank hall for a long time.
The old lady's family was already dissatisfied with the bank manager's behavior.
Now seeing him like this, he is not moved at all.
Without his hindrance, a slightly older man stood up, raised his head and shouted, "Filial son kneel!" ”
With a bang, the filial sons and grandsons of the old lady's family knelt on the ground together.
The sobs of the women and the cries of the children resounded over the hall at once.
The onlookers were also infected by this sad atmosphere, and they all bowed their heads.
And the bank manager sat on his knees and did not dare to move.
Despair was written all over his face.
"Open the coffin~"
When another loud horn came, the lid on the ice coffin popped open with a "bang".
Caught off guard.
It startled everyone present.
Some of the timid ones were even so frightened that they screamed.
And at the moment when the ice coffin lid popped up, Xiao Liu pointed the mobile phone lens elsewhere.
Such a scene can't be broadcast.
In the live broadcast room.
"! Don't deviate from the camera, I want to see it! ”
"Watch a ball, I'm scared to death, thank you videographer for saving my dog's life."
"It's better not to look at this scene, it's easy to have nightmares."
"I'm already scared, I don't dare to sleep alone tonight, I beg for a bed online, and I ask for a man for a woman."
"Upstairs, your abacus bead is in my face."
“......“
At this moment, the bank manager can't stand it anymore.
He struggled to run over and hugged the middle-aged man's thigh, "Please raise your noble hand." ”
"Don't ask the old lady to come out."
"The deposit will be withdrawn for you immediately."
"The carriage and horse expenses will be reimbursed immediately."
"There are also some issues of compensation, which we can discuss in detail."
Shameless when I was embarrassed before.
Now it is also shameless to ask someone to raise his noble hand.
Worried that the middle-aged man would refuse, the bank manager shouted to the salesman in the window after speaking, "Hurry up and do it for them." ”
The salesman was already scared half to death by this battle.
was yelled at again, and even stammered when he spoke.
"Well... Good! ”
"Please come out... Show me your passbook and your identity..."
Before the three words of ID card could be fully spit out, I was frightened back by a vicious look from the bank manager.
Now that you dare to mention your ID card, they will invite the old lady out again in minutes.
Fortunately, the salesman's brain was quite flexible, and he immediately changed his words, "Please show me the passbook." ”
Hearing this, Sister Na stepped forward and handed over the passbook left by her mother.
After the salesman took it, he began to operate it neatly.
Seeing that the processing was starting over there, the bank manager was busy calling the middle-aged man aside to discuss the details of the compensation.
In the live broadcast room at this time.
"That's it? I thought it was too much trouble! ”
"This perfectly interprets the meaning of 'people are dead, and the rules are alive', and when people die, the rules live."
"If you want me to say, you still have to do things according to the rules, and you must let the old lady sign it herself, and signing on behalf of you doesn't count."
"Haha, when face recognition, it also makes the old lady work harder to identify it."
"I said you guys don't arch the fire, it's already good to be able to do this, it's not good to lose both."
"Isn't it just a joke?"
“......“
In this meeting ridiculed by netizens.
The bank manager and the middle-aged man have negotiated a compensation plan.
Looking at the expression, the middle-aged man should be very satisfied.
And Sister Na's side is also handling it similarly.
"Brother, you send your mother back first."
"I'll wait a little longer."
"Why?!"
"Why?!"
The middle-aged man and the bank manager asked at the same time.
One is wondering why we didn't go together.
One is that she is afraid of what she wants to do if she stays.
What should be given was given, and what should be paid was also paid.
The bank manager wished he would never see them again.
So when he heard that the reason why Sister Na didn't leave was because of the delay in the transfer.
She won't leave until she settles the account.
The bank manager yelled angrily at the salesman in the window: "Who the hell let you take the ordinary transfer?" ”
"Hurry me up!"
The tone was urgent, as if the old lady would crawl out of the coffin if she said it slowly.
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