Volume 1 Falling into the Mortal Dust Chapter 5 Slap in the face, slap in the face, slap in the face

As soon as Chang Xiu's words fell, Xu Zhiyun stretched his waist and straightened up: "Everyone, let me go." ”

Squeezed to the front and smiled: "I think everyone may have misunderstood me a little. ”

A man who looked five big and three thick said impatiently: "Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? Are you trying to continue framing your sister? Don't think your sister is ashamed enough? If you want me to say, you don't deserve to come to the poetry club because you write garbage poems for your sister to read......"

"Smack-"

A resounding slap in the face.

No one could see who fanned it, including Xu Zhiyun.

There was a suspicious candidate in his heart, and when he raised his eyes, he happened to meet Chang Xiu's dodging gaze.

Oh, if you don't hide, it's just suspicion, hide, it's 100% you.

"Thank you, though." Forcing the tone into a line.

"Don't be so polite, little beauty~"

Three black lines fell on Xu Zhiyun's forehead: "...... Get out of here for my aunt! ”

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The person who was slapped looked for a long time but did not find the real culprit, so he could only hold back the fire in his belly.

Chang Xiu pretended to be curious and said, "Little beauty, can you tell us more about the misunderstanding in your mouth?" ”

"Of course."

After Xu Zhiyun finished speaking, everyone suddenly realized.

It turned out that Miss Xu Er's personal maid Lushui was making trouble in it, and changed Xu Zhiyun's original poem to a hidden poem, and it was so vulgar.

"Oh, it turns out that we all misunderstood the second miss."

One humanity, followed by a few heartfelt apologies and praises.

Xu Zhiyun waved his hand again and again: "Hahahaha, it's okay, it's okay, I don't care about this." cough cough cough ......"

Don't forget to cough, the sick seedling can't just fall like this.

"This bag of money belongs to the little beauty." Chang Xiu's eyes showed approval, gave the bag of silver to Xu Zhiyun, and took out a large handful of broken silver from his sleeve, and scattered it, "It was Xu Xiaomei who was the first to find all the differences, so the money belongs to her as a matter of course, and thank you for your participation, these broken silver are rewarded to you." ”

Chang Xiu was worried that some people would be jealous and would harm Xu Zhiyun, so he had the last two sentences and the act of scattering broken silver.

I was expecting Xu Zhiyun's little beauty to say "I owe favors" as she had done the previous times, but I saw that the money bag was tightly attached to one cheek, and sometimes it was rubbed a few times. The corners of his mouth were wet, as if he was dripping again.

Tut-tut, what a conscienceless little money fan.

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After the time of a pillar of incense, Xu Zhiyun came back to his senses from the joy of getting the silver, and just happened to see the green water of the cat bending over as if he was about to flee the scene.

Xu Zhiyun smiled and said, "Where is Sister Lushui going in such a hurry?" Do you need me to send you? By the way, nag again? cough cough cough ......"

"I, I, I ......"

"Death!" Xu Qingrou was afraid that when Lu Shui and Xu Zhiyun chatted, he had no intention of saying the bad things he had done behind his back, so he jumped out, holding a long sword in his hand, and stabbed at the heart of Lu Shui.

I want to kill people and kill people.

Oh~ It seems that you don't suspect the wrong person, you just reward Lushui, let Lushui kill me behind the scenes!

If it weren't for the quick reaction of the green water, he dodged to the side, and the sword stabbed crookedly, and he didn't hit the heart, and he probably died on the spot.

"Okay, you're a little soft, but you're not as good as your name, and you still want to kill me in public? Well? Believe it or not, I'm telling you all the bad things you've done? Green Water covered the bleeding area with one hand and pointed at Xu Softly with the other, and the words that came out trembled with anger.

Xu was in a mess, image management had long been forgotten, and it was no different from the shrews on the street: "You dare!" ”

"I'll just say, if you have the ability, you can stab me again in front of everyone, a despicable villain with different hearts!"

"What are you scolding me for?"

"Despicable villain!"

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Lu Shui really told Xu Qingrou about the bad things he had done one by one, and the angry Xu Qingrou directly punched the former.

And then...... The two scuffled together.

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Dog eats dog, it's so beautiful.

Xu Zhiyun watched coldly, sometimes smiling.

When the two of them were almost done, Xu Zhiyun came to clean up the mess, and said: "Sister, don't forget the bets between our sisters." ”

Xu Qingrou pretended to be stupid: "What? What bet? I've never bet with you! ”

I guessed it would be like this.

So I directly repeated Xu Qingrou's original words word for word.

After repeating it, Xu Zhiyun smiled briskly: "But what my sister said herself, whoever pays the debt is a dog." ”

With small and graceful steps, he walked in front of Xu Qingrou.

"You, you, what are you going to do? Stay back. Xu gently trembled and stretched out his index finger to point at Xu Zhiyun's face.

Grabbed his wrist and pressed it hard: "It's rude to point your finger at your sister, you say, sister?" ”

"I ......"

Close to Xu Qingrou's ears again, his lips lightly opened: "Sister doesn't consider 'Wang' in the exam?" ”

Xu Qingrou is a useless vase real hammer, and she can't even scold people, just a few words when she scolds. After holding back for a long time, only one word was squeezed out from between his teeth: "You!" ”

"Ahem, ahem...... What's wrong with me? Sister, you're so fierce. Xu Zhiyun coughed and took half a step back, looking innocent.

"Slut!"

He couldn't say that Xu Zhiyun could say anything, so he had to take action, raised his hand quickly, and slapped Xu Zhiyun's face suddenly.

didn't dodge, his lips moved slightly, and the slap changed direction, slapping his face softly, and even the other hand was raised quickly and inexplicably.

Everyone saw this scene -

Xu gently slapped himself with both hands!

The expressions on the faces are also interesting, ranging from incredible to frightened.

Hey, hey, the fairy realm spell is really powerful.

Although her immortal method is low, it is enough to use it on a mortal.

Deserve! It can only be said that it is self-inflicted, who made you have so many bad thoughts!

Xu Zhiyun said in his heart.

"What's the matter with this gentleness? Why is you stupid enough to slap yourself in public? ”

"I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with my brain."

"If you have a problem with your brain, you can treat it, what will you do when you come to poetry? Shame. ”

"Isn't it? The Prime Minister's Mansion has lost face this time because of Xu Rouyan, if it weren't for Miss Xu Er writing such good poems, I'm afraid she would never be able to raise her head in front of the world for the rest of her life. ”

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These voices made Xu Qingrou even more resentful towards Xu Zhiyun.

If his eyes were really capable of slashing people, Xu Zhiyun would have died thousands of times.

However, there are no ifs in the world.

"Sister, don't hurt yourself, my sister is so distressed!" After watching enough of the play, Xu Zhiyun stretched out her hands and grabbed Xu Qingrou's left and right hands respectively to prevent her from continuing to harm herself.

When Xu Zhiyun's fingertips touched Xu Zhiyun's hand, the latter's hands seemed to have broken free from the heavy shackles and regained their freedom.

The first thing he did to get free was to push Xu Zhiyun.

Push me! What a obsession!

Fall to the ground.

"Woo woo woo is my sister doing something wrong again? Why did my sister push me with all her might? cough cough cough ......" Xu Zhiyun raised his hand, his wide white sleeves half covering his face, showing his pitiful appearance, "My sister obviously just wants to care about my sister and tell my sister not to hurt ......herself."

Lowering his eyes, his slightly upwardly curled eyelashes trembled, and a few tears slipped from the corners of his eyes.