Chapter 46: There is no trouble that can't be solved in four words!
This little episode did not make Su Yang take it to heart.
When I returned to my new home, I started to pack up again until late.
The next day, Su Yang and Xiao Liu came to the High Court early to report for duty.
The group set off on time.
According to Liu Weimin, the place they went to was called Huaqing Village, where there were more than 100 households and were more than 50 kilometers away from the city center.
Huaqing Village is not yet within the scope of municipal planning, and everything in the village remains in its original ecological appearance.
It's no different from a normal village.
The difference is only that because this village is relatively close to the magic capital, men who have a little labor choose to go out to work.
The whole village is dominated by women, the elderly and children.
When there are many women and the elderly, there will be many disputes that are difficult to resolve.
Although they are all small disputes, if they are ripped off, they are also the first two big.
Su Yang had already expected what was going to happen to him.
It took almost an hour to drive.
The group of them arrived at the entrance of Huaqing Village, and Xiao Liu also turned on the live broadcast at this time.
"Woohoo, I'm in."
"I'm in too, check in!"
"Continue to fish and watch the live broadcast, I'm not in the toilet today, I found a feng shui treasure, utility room."
"Don't be in the utility room, the last time I saw the manager and the front desk kissing in our company's utility room, I almost got fired."
"Damn, don't you have to wait here."
“.”
Now this show doesn't need any warm-up, and it will be popular when it starts broadcasting.
The number of people online is refreshed by seconds.
At first glance, there were only 200,000 online people, and then it was 400,000.
The increase is staggering.
Many netizens were interacting with the anchor in other live broadcast rooms one second, and disappeared directly the next.
When other streamers saw that the number of people in their live broadcast room was plummeting.
They knew that the man was on the air.
The group got out of the car.
Even though it was still morning, there was already a group of aunts and aunts chatting around the entrance of the village.
Because they were relatively close, the content of their chat also reached everyone's ears.
"If I don't say it, you don't know that the mother-in-law that Liu Wazi brought back is a second marriage and has a child."
"What is this, the daughter of the Yang family is a junior in the city, I heard that she is pregnant, and others don't want her anymore, so she came back to marry someone on a blind date."
"Lao Yang's face has been lost by her, and his family has a son who is not worrying, he hasn't come back for several years, and I heard that he was arrested for committing an accident outside."
"There is also the granddaughter of Uncle Li at the end of the village, I went to the town hospital to get medicine, and watched her come out of the inpatient department, I guess eighty percent of it was a fetus, she was only seventeen years old, and the current girl is too self-loving."
"You guys are nothing, Widow Zhang got involved with the pig killer, do you know?"
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Just listening to these gossips, Su Yang felt a chill down his spine.
"The most mysterious intelligence organization in China, isn't this pressure coming?"
Hearing this, Xiao Liu also nodded, "If we go over, the high and low will also become material." ”
The conversation between the two fell into the ears of netizens word for word, and the barrage exploded with laughter instantly.
"! I feel this oppression through the screen! ”
"This road is not passable, let's take a detour, don't talk about you, the dog will be said two words when he passes by."
"Hahaha, when I saw this scene, I suddenly remembered that I came out to study in college and didn't go home for four years, and it was rumored in the village that I was arrested for sucking D outside!"
"Even if I go home often, I will be told that for convenience, I will do Didi every time I go home, and as a result, the villagers say that I change my boyfriend every time I go home."
"If you can't beat it, you will join, I will go home for the New Year and do nothing, just accompany these old women in the village to chatter, I dare not leave, as soon as I leave, the next thing they say is me."
"It's so real, you never knew you were sentenced for years in their mouths."
“.”
The sense of oppression brought by Aunt Muraguchi made netizens feel the fear of being dominated.
And Su Yang and Xiao Liu didn't dare to step forward even more.
Fortunately, Liu Weimin was used to such a scene, and he took the initiative to step forward, "Aunties, we are from the Demon Capital High People's Court." ”
"This time I went to the countryside to help mediate the conflicts of the villagers, and I bother you to lead the way, we will go to the village committee."
As soon as they heard that they were here to mediate the conflict, these aunts and aunts suddenly became energetic.
"Okay, okay, I'll take you, and I'm looking for you."
"My daughter-in-law beats my grandson as soon as he tutors him with his homework, and you have to talk about him."
"And me, my breeding pig's piglets, why don't they give it to me."
"The children of the old Sun family always come to my house to steal peaches."
"The daughter-in-law of the Zhang family borrowed me three white-flour steamed buns and didn't pay them back."
“.”
Liu Weimin was surrounded by this group of aunts and walked forward.
Su Yang and Xiao Liu followed slowly behind.
The two also chatted.
"Xiao Su, there are some small contradictions here, not as strong as before."
Only the hot disputes can be interesting, and the live broadcast effect is good.
These trivial problems, Xiao Liu is worried that no one will look at them.
But Su Yang didn't think so, "There is no big or small dispute." ”
"It takes great wisdom to solve this little trouble."
Hearing this, Xiao Liu became interested, "What do you say?" ”
Seeing Xiao Liu waiting for him to solve his doubts so seriously, Su Yang had the idea of teasing him.
He deliberately behaved seriously, "No matter what kind of trouble, it can be solved perfectly with just four words!" ”
Xiao Liu looked curious, "Which four words?" ”
Su Yang approached him and said word by word, "It's my business!" ”
"Huh?!"
Xiao Liu was dumbfounded, what with what!
"You don't believe me?"
"Don't believe it!"
Su Yang began to pretend to be profound, "Fifty percent of the troubles in life can be solved by these four words." ”
"The neighbors got into a fight, it's my business!"
"The king's widow has stolen people, it's my business!"
"Lao Li's son is not biological, it's my business!"
"Let's see, is it solved?"
Hearing this, Xiao Liu was so thundered that the corners of his mouth twitched.
The point is, he still thinks it makes sense.
The usual painting style of this show is quite serious, and Su Yang occasionally makes netizens laugh.
"Hahaha, let's say it's outrageous, he has a little sense, let's say it's reasonable, he's really outrageous!"
"Use these four words to mediate the conflict, first you have to resist the beating!"
"Reasonable but sick!"
"This involves a very deep philosophical question, everyone listen to me make it up!"
“.”
Xiao Liu also knew that Su Yang was deliberately teasing him, so he asked again,
"Didn't you say that these four words can solve fifty percent of the troubles?"
"And what about the other fifty percent?"
Hearing this, Su Yang smiled, "It's your business!" ”
"You!"
"Why are you still swearing?!"
"Who scolded you!"
Su Yang hurriedly reassured him, "These four words can solve the other fifty percent of the troubles." ”
Xiao Liu obviously didn't believe it.
So Su Yang continued to give an example, "How much is your annual income?" It's your business! ”
"Have you passed the graduate school entrance examination? It's your business! ”
"When will you have a second child? It's your business! ”
(End of chapter)