Volume 1 Falling into the Mortal Dust Chapter 42 Plans to Break into the Rivers and Lakes
"Wear this!" Chang Xiu quickly took a fox mask and handed it to Xu Zhiyun, "This can change your voice." ”
Xu Zhiyun hurriedly brought it.
The general who came rushing wildly held a familiar jade brick in his hand: "Bastard, which aunt are you secretly carrying your father behind your back...... Son? ”
The second half of the sentence turned the girl into a son, because Xu Zhiyun really looks like a rich boy now.
This scene made the general a little confused: "You don't forget if you touch a girl like a flower, why do you still meet someone else's little boy?" Could it be that you have the good of Longyang? ”
"I ......" As soon as Xu Zhiyun spoke, he found that the voice coming out was a clear and cold juvenile voice.
"Really a man?" The general opened his mouth in surprise, as if he could wrap an egg.
"No, I ......" Xu Zhiyun just wanted to explain, but as soon as he opened his mouth, it was still a familiar male voice.
The darker it gets.
The general's expression changed from surprise to seriousness: "When did you bastard have a habit of breaking your sleeves?" Be honest! ”
"Actually, she's a girl." Chang Xiu raised his hand and took off the fox mask on Xu Zhiyun's face, behind the mask was a delicate face.
"What a girl." The general looked Xu Zhiyun up and down, and nodded with satisfaction, "Fortunately, it's not a man." ”
The next second realized something: "What are you two lonely men and widows doing here?" ”
"They're talking about how to dress up as a man!" The sparrow jumped out of nowhere, patted his chest, and said.
"Why is there a girl?" The general thought it was a lonely man and a widow, but he didn't expect it to be a lonely man and two women, so he was angry, "You bastard heart is too wild, and you want to be light on two girls!" ”
"I didn't."
"None? Scold. The prime minister snorted coldly, and two words "don't believe" were written in his eyes.
Chang Xiu didn't bother to explain, and he was rotten.
"General, we're really just discussing how to dress up as a man, because the little woman wants to break into the rivers and lakes, and the daughter is really inconvenient." Xu Zhiyun stood up to help Chang Xiu speak, "As for the other girl, it's my friend. The two of us and the second son plan to go into the rivers and lakes together. The rivers and lakes are very big, and the threesome also has a care. ”
Listening to Xu Zhiyun's explanation, the general felt that there was some reason, and bowed slightly: "Reasonable, reasonable!" Chang Xiu, you just opened your mouth in vain, look at what the girl said makes sense. ”
Chang Xiu twisted his head to the side and said disdainfully, "Hehe." ”
"How much is a set on me? Aunt Ben bought it. Xu Zhiyun's heart was dripping blood, and on the surface, he still looked like he was fine.
Chang Xiu smiled meaningfully: "It's worth a lot." ”
"Oh-" The voice was long, long.
"I'll give it to you, I don't need your money."
"Is that true?" Xu Zhiyun was a little excited, and stars were about to pop up in his eyes.
"Of course it's true." Chang Xiu said with a smile, his eyes rolling, "But everything has a price." ”
Xu Zhiyun asked, "What is the price?" ”
"The price is simple, kiss me."
Xu Zhiyun: "......"
"You're a mess again, aren't you?" The general raised the jade brick in his hand, and Chang Xiu had an extra bag on his head.
Chang Xiu touched his head aggrievedly, and he was coquettish: "Dad~"
Xu Zhiyun: Mouth area! It's disgusting! This really doesn't look a little bit!
The general doesn't eat Chang Xiu's set, and it's another brick: "Don't be disgusting Lao Tzu." ”
Xu Zhiyun: If you play well, if you play too well, you deserve to practice often.
"Since it's all a misunderstanding, then the girl should go back first, so as not to be gossiped about." The reputation of the General's Mansion is also very important, so for the sake of this so-called reputation, the general still issued an eviction order, "By the way, can the girl go through the back door?" ”
"And the back door?" Chang Xiu's face was incredulous, it was obvious that he didn't know that he had a back door in his house.
"Yes." The general nodded, "It just might be a little small." ”
When he arrived at the back door, Xu Zhiyun understood why the general said that it was a bit small, because this was not a door at all, but a dog hole.
So, she's going to get out of the dog hole?
"Dad, how can you let a girl drill a dog hole?" Chang Xiu's eyes were full of distress when he looked at Xu Zhiyun.
"Who said you drilled a dog hole?" The general frowned, pointed to the wall, and said, "This is a secret door. ”
After saying that, after a few clicks on the wall, an oval door was revealed.
"It's amazing." The sparrow couldn't help but praise it.
I didn't expect the dignified general to be shy: "Haha, it's average." ”
"Then we'll go." Xu Zhiyun said.
"Little Beauty...... Ouch! Chang Xiu was slapped with a brick halfway through his words, covering his face and shouting, "Dad, this is your son's face, if your son is broken, how can he find a girl in the future?" ”
The general raised the jade brick and wanted to shoot it again: "Don't you think you haven't found enough girls?" ”
Frightened, Chang Xiu hurriedly held his head with both hands.
"Hahaha." Xu Zhiyun was amused by this scene, and bent over with a smile.
It's the first time I've seen Chang Xiu eat like this, it's funny.
Chang Xiu very, very much wants to save his face: "Little beauty forget, speed forget, hurry up and forget!" ”
"Oh-" the voice lengthened, "do you think it's possible?" ”
Chang Xiu nodded his head as if pounding garlic: "It may be possible." ”
"At what cost?" Xu Zhiyun said in imitation of Chang Xiu's tone.
Practice: "......"
"At what cost?" Xu Zhiyun smiled proudly, "You are not allowed to call me a little beauty in the future." ”
"Nope." Chang Xiu did not agree.
"Then there is no way, I remember that someone seems to have been hit on the head by his father with a jade brick!"
Practice: "......"
"Yunyunzi, let's go back to sleep." The sparrow was sleepy and yawned.
"Okay." Xu Zhiyun bowed his head and walked out of the general's mansion with the sparrows from the secret door.
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As soon as I arrived at the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, I saw a black-robed man sneaking out with a cat on his waist.
"Don't move." Xu Zhiyun picked up a branch on the side of the road and quietly appeared behind the man, the branch against the man's neck.
"Where are you going?" Xu Zhiyun asked.
The black-robed man said in a crying voice, "I want to go home." ”
"Home?"
"Yes, I'm going home, this Prime Minister's Mansion is not a place for people."
"How?" Xu Zhiyun faintly sensed that something was wrong.
The black-robed man's voice trembled: "The prime minister has killed someone!" ”
"Murder? Dregs...... Did my dad kill someone? Kill whom? Can you elaborate on that? Xu Zhiyun shouted "scumbag father" and almost said it directly, but fortunately changed his words in time.
"Yes, didn't he buy a hundred maids some time ago? Do you know what he does when he buys so many maids? ”
"What?" Xu Zhiyun and Sparrow Zi glanced at each other and asked.
"Yes......"
Before he finished speaking, a mouthful of black blood spurted out of his mouth, and he fell straight down.
Behind him, the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion opened.