When I heard the three words of Qin Shi Huang.

Xiao Liu couldn't help but smile for the first time, and he didn't care that he was still live broadcasting, so he immediately answered, "Did the other party say that he needed a sum of money to restore the country, and after the matter was completed, a province would be assigned to you to be the prince?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

Su Yang immediately smiled and affirmed, "He talked to me for half a month. ”

"From the beginning of the promise to give me a hundred tons of gold, and later the western eucalyptus was divided into me as a fief."

"Just for me to transfer him five hundred yuan to revive Daqin."

As soon as she talked about the money, her cousin's eyes lit up, "Did you give it?" ”

Su Yang gave her a blank look, if she gave it, would this story still be told?

You can't be like her, and you can't rush to give money.

Without answering his cousin, Su Yang continued at his own pace, "As always, I only give him encouraging responses. ”

"Uh-huh!"

"I'm listening!"

"I'm very interested."

"Let me think about it."

"After chatting for half an hour, the other party was obviously satisfied and said that he would wait for my good news."

Then he hung up.

"Originally, after this phone call, today's work was completed."

"I didn't expect another phone call, he said that he was Hong Xiuquan, and I could follow him as the king of heaven as long as I spent a little money."

"It's time to get off work, and someone is coming to talk to me."

"I was immediately furious."

"I stopped responding encouragingly, and I started to fool around."

"So I said I don't have much money on hand, can I mortgage a piece of land?"

When the other party heard this, he asked with great interest: Where is the land?"

"I said, I have a fief in the West."

As soon as these words came out, not to mention the people around who were watching the excitement, even the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, when I heard Qin Shi Huang, I felt outrageous, and when I heard Hong Xiuquan, I actually felt reasonable."

"The most amazing thing is that Brother Su can still string two phone calls, my capital service."

"I can't laugh anymore, I don't dare to write like this with the fief given by Qin Shihuang to talk to Hong Xiuquan as the king."

"Who understands my family, my stomach hurts so much from laughing."

“.”

The netizens in the live broadcast room are jokers per capita.

At the same time as it was hilarious, the style of painting also began to deviate, and millions of netizens began to work collectively.

"I, Qin Shi Huang, have eaten the elixir and haven't died yet, let me tell you, I have 3,000 tons of gold and 3 million Qin soldiers in Shaanxi Qian have been sealed, now don't want 5,000, don't want you 3,000, now as long as 198 can be unsealed, as long as you send me money, when I unseal the day, I will accept you as a godson, make you the prince, you have no jokes."

"Hello, I am Jiang Jiaoshi's illegitimate son, and now I am trapped in Nanning, I have 13.5 billion assets frozen in Wanwan, I only need you to transfer 188 to buy me a ticket, and when I return to Wanwan, I will give you a division commander's position, and send you 1.8 billion, notify me after the payment."

"Hello, I'm the book of life and death, cross out your name for two dollars, don't ask why it's so cheap, small profits and quick turnover, there is no Monkey King and Hades to make the difference in the middle, pre-order as soon as possible."

"I'm Pangu, make money, I'll give you a piece of the sky."

"I'm Nuwa, I'll give you money and pinch your daughter-in-law."

“.”

The barrage was full of joy.

The people at the scene also laughed crookedly.

And Yu Changdong smiled so much that there were two more pleats visible to the naked eye in the corners of his eyes.

He pointed at Su Yang helplessly, wanting to say something, but he couldn't say a word with a smile.

Su Yang's eloquence is already good, and his tone when telling stories is very humorous.

While people are fascinated, they will also burst into laughter along with it.

At this time, Su Yang, the distance between him and Deyun Society was just a long coat.

I thought that this story was over here, but I didn't expect Su Yang to continue to talk about it.

"I remember I got a call from a beautiful woman."

"She said her husband couldn't have children, and she hoped that I could help her fulfill her wish to be a mother."

"And promised to give me 10 million when it is done."

"When I heard it, I was immediately interested."

So I started talking to her.

"I really feel very sympathetic to what happened to her."

"I really want to help her."

"It's a pity that I just went to college at that time, and it was the age when I was 'young and didn't know how good a young woman was, and I only regarded my sister as a treasure'."

"In the end, I politely turned her down."

"But I wasn't completely unhelpful, so I gave her Qin Shi Huang's phone."

"In this way, they can have not only sons, but also princes."

Hearing this, there was laughter around again,

Originally, he was still lying on the table watching the excitement, and the police laughed directly and fell to the ground.

He even rolled exaggeratedly.

Others were even more happy.

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room exploded with laughter.

"Hahaha, I reasonably suspect you want to laugh at me."

"It's so funny, introduce Qin Shi Huang to Chongjin Qiuzi, is your brain hole a black hole?"

"You're listening to jokes, I'm learning knowledge, and if I get a scam call in the future, I and the fraudster will only have one to live."

"Fraudsters: It's getting harder and harder to do."

“.”

Speaking of which, Su Yang already felt that it was almost there.

It just so happened that at this time, the link of the anti-fraud software was also hung up in the live broadcast room, and Su Yang took the opportunity to say,

"In this way, my call performance is unbeatable in the company."

"Although my boss often looks at a large number of valid calls, he is lost in thought without opening any orders."

"But it doesn't stop me from being praised."

"In order to deserve this recognition, I began to work harder."

"This effort led to me being focused on by the police."

"Thinking I had been scammed, they came straight to me."

"After I explained it, they made me download a piece of software."

Speaking of this, Su Yang pointed to the upper right corner of the screen, "This is the software." ”

"It is said that it can effectively avoid the chance of being scammed."

"Not to mention, it really works."

"Not only is it useful, but it has also multiplied my performance."

"Because if I get one scam call, I'm going to get another scam call."

"While doubling my performance, I have also made my own contribution to the anti-fraud cause."

"During that time, my boss was very confused."

"The main business is not very good, but in the anti-fraud area, our company has achieved a far lead."

"So, let's download it."

Su Yang's stand-up comedy made everyone around him laugh.

One by one, they were smiling red and sweating.

There were a few old men and old women, their teeth were gone, and they were still quacking with their mouths open.

The live broadcast room at this time.

"Hahaha, I'll help you if I don't support the wall."

"Can't I download it yet? You've got to tell a story first, laugh at me. ”

"Brother Su, is it appropriate for you to be a funny man with such a look?"

"Let's learn this ad placement, it's more slippery than Dove."

"Go down, you have to get down, I even have my mother's phone."

"Let's take action, I just said that the download indicator is 500."

"Received, download 5 million indicators."

(End of chapter)