Su Yang's words made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh.

", this crooked reason comes as soon as you open your mouth."

"Hahaha, I actually think it makes sense."

"Low EQ: I borrow money to marry you, high EQ: You are the person I want to marry when I borrow money."

"I learned another trick, and I will use it to fool my girlfriend immediately."

"Don't say it's Su Ge's teaching."

“.”

There was joy in the barrage.

But the blind date girl was not so good, she was mad with anger, "What do you mean?" ”

Su Yang was very innocent, "Your requirements are so high, in order to meet them all, I can only borrow money." ”

"You!"

At this time, the blind date girl realized that she had been tricked, she stood up suddenly, and pointed to Su Yang,

"You don't come on a blind date sincerely."

Su Yang frowned and asked rhetorically, "Are you?" ”

Tear your face directly!

The blind date girl suddenly became angry, and she asked loudly, "Why am I not sincere?" ”

Hearing this, Su Yang just laughed, "Are you sincere?" ”

"If you want a house or a car, I won't say anything about you."

"You still want to have a wedding at the Bird's Nest."

"What kind of messy red envelopes, filial piety fees."

"What's the situation with you, don't you have points?"

"But if you have a plate of peanuts, you won't drink like this."

Su Yang is not used to anyone's fault, even if it is a woman, he will unceremoniously scold back.

A few words made the blind date girl blush.

Her arrogant personality was also completely exposed, and she scolded directly, "Damn, you are really a believer and a head." ”

"What kind of blind date does the poor ghost come to"

"It's a waste of my mother's time."

Puxin?

Downward?

Pauper?

The three consecutive critical hits that came to his face really made Su Yang angry.

In terms of swearing, he hasn't lost yet.

Lao Tzu said well, if you say dirty words, your mouth will become clean, and if you swallow dirty words, your heart will be dirty.

So Su Yang was ready to scold back on the spot.

But before he could speak, his mother grabbed him.

"Forget it, good men don't fight women"

One sentence calmed Su Yang down.

It's not that a good man doesn't fight with a woman, the main thing is that he's still live broadcasting.

When others came in, the anchor was talking to each other mainly about relatives, supplemented by organs.

Is it appropriate?

Besides, it is really cheap for men and women to scold each other.

Su Yang still planned to swallow this breath and forget it.

Su Yang is forgetting it, but netizens in the live broadcast room will not do so.

They squirted people, but the six relatives didn't recognize it.

"! Who gave you the courage to scold, Liang Jingru? ”

"You still dare to dislike our Brother Su? I advise you to find someone with a key first and ask yourself if you are worthy. ”

"That is, our Brother Su is well cultivated, just like her, I can cry ten times with one punch."

"Don't look at what kind of virtue you are, don't you have no mirror and no urine? Light will daydream. ”

"Get out of the way, I have urine, let me wake her up, the water gun is filled with urine, and whoever is screaming."

"Be careful, don't splash me."

“.”

Although Su Yang didn't scold, he couldn't help but bury her.

"If you want to go on a blind date, you can get along."

"If you want to make a wish, go to the temple."

He is really angry that this kind of person has ruined the social atmosphere.

Now everyone is working hard, and it is not easy to work hard in the industry.

I have hands and feet, but I want to sit back and enjoy it through marriage?

Take the sky-high asking price for granted.

What are these values?

He doesn't approve of it anyway.

It is impossible to be a boiling sheep in this life.

Su Yang felt that his words were already very restrained, and he also had a little persuasion.

But Rao is like this, or so angry that the blind date girl jumped directly to her feet.

She pointed at Su Yang angrily, "Even a toad like you still wants to find a wife?" ”

"Dreaming!"

The blind date girl left after speaking.

didn't give Su Yang a chance to fight back at all.

This is the first time he lost a verbal battle, but it is also worth it to let his mother see the depth of the blind date.

ran away from the popularity, and the matchmaker also chased out.

However, Liu Liying was very angry because her son was scolded, and she didn't remember to talk back until everyone ran away.

"You're a toad."

"Your whole family is a toad."

Mom doesn't scold, just two sentences over and over again.

Combat effectiveness is obviously not good.

After scolding, he said to Su Yang angrily, "I shouldn't have stopped you just now." ”

"This kind of person should scold her severely."

"If you don't scold him, maybe she will scold you behind your back."

Hearing this, Su Yang grinned, "It's okay, in fact, I don't care how others scold me behind my back."

Just listening to this sentence, Liu Liying also felt that her son's quality was high.

Dump that kind of woman for 108,000 miles.

can be in the next second.

"Because I also scold people behind my back, and they don't necessarily have to scold me badly."

Liu Liying: "."

A bit of quality, but not much!

It is wrong to want to educate her son to do this, but she also saw the situation just now.

If he said he did the right thing, it didn't seem like a mother should say it.

After thinking about it, she chose to shut up and say nothing.

On the contrary, Xiao Liu joked with a smile after hearing Su Yang's words.

"You're really not afraid of others scolding you?"

Su Yang nodded, showing his brain circuit again, "What good things can you scold me." ”

"Hahaha."

One sentence made Xiao Liu laugh.

After laughing, he said, "Then you still curse yourself." ”

Hearing this, Su Yang glanced at him, "What good things can I scold." ”

"Poofha."

"Huh."

Su Yang's crooked reasoning made his mother laugh.

It also made the netizens in the live broadcast room very happy.

"Hahahaha, what you scold and what scolds you is not a good thing."

"There's nothing wrong with it, the logic is very self-consistent."

"I'll just say it's a pity to open your mouth and not enter the Deyun Club."

"It's obviously a mediation show, but you turned it into a talk show."

"I love to watch it, and I can talk a lot!"

“.”

Su Yang's trouble made my mother feel better.

But she still minded her son being scolded.

She huffed, "If you run into that woman again." ”

"I'm going to have to point to her nose and say she's a toad."

"She doesn't deserve my son."

Seeing that her mother couldn't get over this hurdle, Su Yang could only use her eloquence to coax her.

"Actually, toad is sometimes a compliment."

The old mother pursed her mouth, "You see if I believe you or not." ”

"What is this boasting? Saying that people and frogs are better than this word! ”

Xiao Liu also came over to refute.

"Really."

"Don't believe you."

So Su Yang asked calmly, "Do you know the difference between a toad and a frog?" ”

Xiao Liu shook his head.

Mom shook her head.

"Then I'll give you an analysis."

So, Su Yang put on a full posture and began his serious nonsense.

"The frog sits in the well and watches the sky, thinking feudal."

"The toad is different, it wants to eat swan meat and has great ambitions."

"You see, is this a boast."

Xiao Liu frowned, it sounded like that.

Su Yang continued, "Frogs can only be served as a dish in the end. ”

"The toad is different, incarnated as a golden toad, it is to be offered."

"It's a big difference, isn't it?"

Xiao Liu continued to nod.

"So."

Su Yang patted Xiao Liu's shoulder, "If I call you a toad in the future." ”

"Don't doubt it, I must be praising you!"

(End of chapter)