Chapter 116 Cucumbers Are Obviously Green, Why Are They Called Cucumbers?

Xiao Liu's stroke of genius almost made the rice in Su Yang's mouth squirt out.

Where did he come from?

At this time, my parents were also scorched by these words.

This person looks quite normal, why is his brain not good?

The two tacitly understood and showed regret at the same time.

After a long time, my father silently picked up a bowl of brain flowers and sent it to Xiao Liu.

"Xiao Liu, you follow us every day, it's hard work."

"You can eat more of this brain, it tastes very good."

What is this to eat?

"Okay, thank you, uncle."

Xiao Liu took it happily and scooped it fiercely in front of him.

Eat that is called a relish.

"You can taste this amber walnut too."

Mom also gave her brain-replenishing artifact.

"Okay, thank you, Auntie."

"Auntie's cooking is delicious."

Xiao Liu didn't realize that there was anything wrong at all, and he didn't even forget to pat himself on the back.

Seeing this scene, Su Yang smiled.

It's worthy of his parents.

One eats what to make up, and the other complements the form with the form, a perfect match!

The key is that the parties are still stunned to enjoy such feeding.

It's nice and harmonious!

Su Yang thought that eating these would be of some use, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face in the next second.

"Did that happen?"

Dry rice can't stop him from getting to the bottom of it.

As soon as these words came out, both parents broke their work.

One was smiling and eating with his head down, and the other deliberately looked elsewhere.

Su Yang looked at all this with a smile.

It is said that there is no scientific basis for this way of supplementing the brain, but now believe it.

Unable to get an answer, Xiao Liu moved his gaze to Su Yang.

The curiosity on that face, as if not answering is heinous.

At this time, Dad also quietly pointed to his head in front of Su Yang, and then pointed at Xiao Liu.

The meaning is obvious, take him to see the brain.

This action was true, which made Su Yang almost die of laughter.

Suddenly the heart of the play was excited.

So he looked at Xiao Liu seriously and replied, "It shouldn't have been done." ”

"Otherwise, why don't they call me when they get married?"

Su Hong: "."

Liu Liying: "."

"Poof"

"Hahaha"

After a brief moment of silence, the room burst into laughter.

The laughter endures.

After eating, Su Yang and Xiao Liu went to the rooftop to cool off.

The weather is bad today and you can't see the stars.

However, there are vegetables grown by my aunt on the rooftop, and flowers are raised, which makes up for the regret of not having stars.

Su Yang lay down on the chair and enjoyed this rare leisure time.

Whether it was in his past life or now, he felt that he was in a hurry.

Busy with 996, busy with overtime, busy with involution.

Exhausting at the end of the day.

Sometimes you are so busy that you don't even have enough time to sleep, so you don't have time to enjoy this moment of tranquility.

Especially at this time, it is rare to hear the voices of the parents downstairs.

The noise of the aunt tutoring the child's homework.

The sound of the news broadcast

All this made Su Yang very satisfied.

But just when he felt extremely comfortable, someone always came out to disturb the scenery.

"This cucumber grows very well, and I don't know if it's ripe or not."

Su Yang frowned, he ate so much just now, and he was hungry again?

What kind of stomach is he?

Su Yang turned his head sideways, ignoring him.

But Xiao Liu will always be an eyeless person, and the more Su Yang ignores him, the more he has to come over.

"You say, cucumbers are obviously green, why are they called cucumbers?"

These words successfully made Su Yang roll his eyes.

Who wants to talk to him about this lack of nutrition.

However, after seeing this guy breaking the casserole and asking the end, Su Yang could only talk to him helplessly.

"There are many things in this world that cannot be explained."

"It's like a steamed bun with meat, why is it called a meat bun?"

"It's obviously standing in the elevator, why is it called taking the elevator?"

"It's the sun that basks me, why do you call me to bask in the sun?"

"It's obviously a place to drink, why is it called a nightclub?"

"It's obviously a place to stay overnight, why is it called a hotel?"

"Some people obviously have a bad brain, why are there so many problems."

Su Yang honked so much in one breath.

Xiao Liu was stunned when he heard it.

I thought it was the case when I heard the previous one, but the last sentence.

"Whose brains"

"Don't ask, the fewer questions you have, and the happier people will be."

In order to prevent him from realizing that he was being scolded, Su Yang interrupted him in time.

"Okay!"

He really didn't delve into it because his phone rang.

Xiao Liu walked aside to answer the phone.

And Su Yang had nothing to do, so he simply opened the system panel.

[Host]: Su Yang

[Current occupation]: Dispute mediator

[Level]: Level 7 Elite

Impact Value: 48120/5000 (Upgrade)

It's really not very diligent these days.

Didn't even earn enough for an intermediate draw.

Since it is not enough to draw a lottery, then he upgrades.

The hand owe directly clicked three times.

[Congratulations to the host, successfully consumed 5000 influence points to raise the level to level 8 elite!] 】

[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully consumed 5000 influence points to raise the level to level 9 elite!] 】

Followed by

[Congratulations to the host for reaching the level of the expert and successfully unlocking the skill: financial mastery!] 】

When the level was upgraded to expert, Su Yang was directly dumbfounded.

Expert and above, each upgrade requires 20,000 Impact Points.

Isn't this robbery?

And what kind of skill does this give?

Proficient in financial management?

He's not a financial planner, or a financier.

This skill has no bonus to his current class.

But if you think about it, it's still useful.

In addition to doing the show himself, he now has the status of a public official.

Originally, there was nothing to take care of both, but the bad thing was that the system lottery would give the real thing.

If it is reported by someone with a heart, it is found that the source of his assets is not clear.

That's a big problem.

With this skill, you can solve this problem perfectly.

Su Yang glanced at the skill introduction.

Proficient in financial management, the current level is level 1, which can prompt stocks, funds or other financial products with a return of less than 100,000 yuan.

Earn without losing money.

As you level up, the value of the hint will gradually increase.

For example, level 2 will prompt products with a revenue of less than 200,000 yuan.

Level 3, up to 500,000.

Level 4, up to 1 million.

Although it doesn't look like a lot, this skill is refreshed every day.

In other words, you only need to prepare various financial accounts and spend a little time every day to operate and buy.

Over the years, the income is still very considerable.

With that, it's not bad.

Followed by.

Su Yang also gave the 3 attribute points obtained by this upgrade to the eloquence with low physique, intelligence and numerical value.

Someone once said that adding eloquence is to reason with stupid people, and adding physique is to make stupid people reason with me calmly.

This makes sense!

Su Yang had just added a little bit here, and Xiao Liu's phone call was finished.

"The Chongqing High Court is asking, when are you going to join the company."

Su Yang saw that the impact value had also doubled several times, and replied with a little emotion, "I'll go tomorrow." ”

The system is the same as capital, where does he dare to rest.

(End of chapter)