When Jiang Zheng took Du Shiyue and Shen Yunyi and ran away quickly with two boxes of emergency contraceptive pills.

The clerk in the back looked at their departing figures with teary eyes, and cried more and more vigorously.

"Oh my God! Sky!!! God has no eyes! Heaven is unfair! Why does he have two big beauties with him, but I have to be single for twenty-six years! ”

After crying a few words, the clerk took out a mirror from the cupboard again and looked at it, looked at the flowers and moons in the mirror, gritted his teeth and said:

"I'm obviously as handsome as the man just now, it's really annoying, it must be that the women in this city are blind!"

Thinking of this, the clerk turned on the store's surveillance system and took a photo of Jiang Zheng's front that could barely be seen clearly.

then found the most handsome selfie from the album with the name of "Yanghai Wu Yanzu", and posted it on Weibo with Jiang Zheng's photo.

The name of this Weibo post is "Everyone Commenting on Theory, do I look similar to this handsome guy?" Why don't I have a girlfriend? 》

"Good. Send, hmph, I don't believe it, can that guy be more handsome than me? The eyes of the masses are bright, and they will definitely be able to restore my innocence. ”

After sending it out, the Weibo namesake "Yanghai Wu Yanzu" shook his head, ready to accept praise from netizens from all walks of life.

However, it didn't take long for many replies to come, but the content was not at all what he had imagined.

Netizens from all walks of life soon looked like sharks smelling blood, and soon surrounded this blog post with inhumane ridicule.

"Looking? According to your logic, I'm about as rich as Twist Vine. ”

"You are indeed almost handsome, but he is handsome in the literary school, and you are handsome in the abstract school."

"I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract the attention of others, one is the handsome guy who buys medicine in front of me, and the other is a humorous person like you."

"Why did you bury your face in your ass? Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so where did your ass go? ”

"Five-star General MacArthur once commented: This kid's skin is thick enough to block the roar of heavy artillery fire, and if there is a third world war in the future, I will not hesitate to send him to the front."

For a moment, the post was flooded with ridicule from all over the world.

Netizens have always been very talented, especially when they laugh at others.

Seeing that his post has become a place where all kinds of demons are dancing, this Yanghai Wu Yanzu is stupid.

Do. What the? Why are these guys laughing at me and sarcastic? It's too much! They must be jealous of my beauty! Hum!

The clerk of the pharmacy angrily deleted the Weibo, threw away the phone, and then picked up the mirror and continued to immerse himself in his beauty.

It's just that what he never expected was that although his post that was ridiculed by the group was quickly drowned in all kinds of ridicule, it also brought some unexpected troubles to Jiang Zheng.

The first person to see this post was Bai Xiaomo, after all, this little sister who was in junior high school was originally a high-intensity surfing enthusiast on Weibo.

When Bai Xiaomo was eating lunch while scrolling through her mobile phone during the lunch break, she almost laughed at Gu Yan and Xia Rinrin's faces.

"Poof! Ha ha! Hahahahaha! What the hell is this, it's too narcissistic! ”

Look at the pretty face that is as flat as a frog that has been run over by a wheel, with blank eyes and a face full of acne.

Bai Xiaomo laughed and said to the two friends sitting together:

"There are really all weirdos on the Internet, and when they grow like this, they still call themselves 'Yanghai Wu Yanzu', Wu Yanzu wants to beat people when he hears it."

After hearing Bai Xiaomo's words, Gu Yan shook her head and said solemnly:

"Little Mozi, it's not good to engage in appearance discrimination, maybe although people are ugly, they have a beautiful heart."

"Huh? Sister Yanzi, you have changed, aren't you an honorary lifelong member of the Appearance Association? Actually started to look at the mind? ”

"I used to be a little superficial, but now I don't, now I pay more attention to the beauty of the soul."

"Okay, okay, then you take a look at this, look at the post posted by this Yanghai Wu Yanzu, and find the spiritual beauty you want."

Gu Yan took her friend's mobile phone and said confidently:

"Just look at it, no matter how ugly he looks, I won't be damn, what kind of thing is this."

Before she finished speaking, just by glancing at the clerk's selfie, Gu Yan couldn't hold back.

To tell the truth, although this clerk is a little ugly, he is not particularly ugly, and he doesn't have the desire to scold people so much.

But he seems to have a kind of "I'm really handsome" cognition, so much so that when taking pictures, he raised his chin high, and his eyes revealed Lao Tzu's really handsome demeanor.

This narcissistic to somewhat disgusting demeanor plus the ID of "Yanghai Wu Yanzu", and the "handsome guy in the pharmacy" as a comparison.

Under these triple critical blows, it would only appear that this person had an abominable face, causing Gu Yan to scold all of a sudden.

Seeing Gu Yan throw her phone back in disgust, Bai Xiaomo couldn't help but hold her little belly and laughed:

"Sister Yanyanzi, what about the beautiful soul you are looking for? Did you find it? ”

"Hey, let's go down to Lakunba, how can this narcissistic ugly monster have any good heart, and it's not Quasimodo."

Just as Bai Xiaomo and Gu Yan were pulling and laughing here, Xia Rinrin also looked over curiously and took a few looks.

But when she saw the comparison photo attached to the post, Xia Rinrin's eyes widened suddenly, and she shouted in surprise:

"Wait, this guy who went to the pharmacy to buy medicine. Isn't it president? ”

Bai Xiaomo naturally knew who the "president" in Xia Rinrin's mouth was, so she immediately glanced at each other, frowned, and said:

"President? Are you talking about Brother Jiang Zheng? ”

"yes, although the photo of this surveillance camera is a little blurry, it must be that he is right."

Xia Rin enlarged the photo and looked carefully at the somewhat blurry figure.

Because it was taken by a surveillance camera, it was screenshotted by that Yanghai Wu Yanzu to further reduce the picture quality.

As a result, I can only vaguely see that the man has handsome facial features and a tall posture, but he can't see his face clearly.

But Xia Rinrin's familiarity with Jiang Zheng is far beyond everyone else, and she almost saw the identity of this handsome guy at a glance at most 240P resolution.

After being said by Xia Rinrin, Gu Yan also leaned over and took a closer look, and said in wonder:

"It seems a bit like that, but this photo is too blurry to see clearly. Rinko, is there a way to deal with it? ”

Many people know Xia Rinrin's expertise in computers, and Gu Yan and Bai Xiaomo, who are good sisters, are naturally no exception.

So Xia Rin immediately nodded, took out the tablet she was carrying, and asked Bai Xiaomo to send the screenshot of the photo and immediately start to deal with it.

In this year, there are many ways to make blurry photos clearer, and using AI technology to reduce image noise, repair edge details, and image quality enhancement is the easiest.

So much so that after a few minutes, Xia Rin enlarged the processed clear photo on his tablet, pointed to the person on it and said:

"Sure enough, it's the president, so it looks clear enough."

Bai Xiaomo and Gu Yan also leaned over to take a look, and sure enough, the face was Jiang Zheng's familiar appearance.

"That's true, isn't this photo taken in Yanghai? What did Brother Jiang Zheng do when he went so far away? ”

"In the past, Jiang Zheng was so free, he always felt like he appeared anywhere?"

Just when Bai Xiaomo casually wanted to say, "It's normal to appear anywhere", her eyes suddenly looked at Jiang Zheng's hand.

"Little Rinzi, enlarge the part on Brother Jiang Zheng's hand and take a look."

"The hand part? Are you talking about where he took things? ”

"yes, I think I've seen it. In Mom and Dad's room. ”

Under Bai Xiaomo's curious gaze, Xia Rin also enlarged the part of the medicine box.

Just when she saw the pill box that said "levonorgestrel tablets", Bai Xiaomo jumped up violently and said loudly:

"Sure enough! It's really this! is to avoid. Contraceptive! ”

When she shouted the words "birth control pills" in the school cafeteria, there was an instant silence around her.

Whether it was the classmates sitting around or the classmates who were walking around, they all looked at Bai Xiaomo with ghostly eyes.

Although they are all junior high school students, the junior high school students at this age are actually very precocious, and naturally they all know what the word "contraceptive pill" represents.

Realizing that she was being stared at by so many people, Bai Xiaomo immediately blushed to the root of her ears, and immediately sat back in her seat and lowered her head and didn't dare to make any more noise.

After the surrounding classmates talked and laughed and didn't look at her again, Gu Yan took a deep breath, leaned over and asked in a low voice:

"Birth control pills? Are you sure Brother Jiang Zheng is holding that thing in his hand? ”

"yes." Bai Xiaomo picked up her mobile phone and checked it, flipped out the Baidu page of "levonorgestrel tablets" and showed it to Gu Yan, nodded and said:

"Isn't it written on it, and it's not an ordinary contraceptive pill, it's an emergency contraceptive pill."

"Emergency contraceptives? What does that mean? ”

"It is used as a contraceptive pill for emergency remedial contraception for women after intercourse without protective measures or other contraceptive methods."

Having sex without protection? That is, to do. After that?

Hearing Bai Xiaomo say this, Gu Yan's face was also slightly red, and she swallowed a mouthful of saliva before saying:

"Brother Jiang Zheng actually bought this emergency medicine, that is to say, he he."

"He had sex with a woman last night or this morning, so he bought it to avoid getting pregnant."

Gu Yan's pretty face turned red when she heard this, but her eyes flashed with excitement and curiosity.

"I see, the reason why Brother Jiang Zheng appeared in Yanghai City is probably who he is dating over there, right?"

This is quite a common sense, after all, going on a date at the beach is both romantic and fun.

It's normal to go on a date and find a room to talk about life in the evening, and buy a box of birth control pills the next day to make up for the mistakes of last night.

But the question is, who is the one who went on a date with Jiang Zheng to Yanghai City and took this box of medicine by the way?

Thinking of this, Gu Yan touched Xia Rinrin's knee under the table, and said with a smile:

"Xiao Rinko, the person who went on a date with Brother Jiang Zheng to the beach should be your cousin, right? I didn't expect Senior Sister Yunyi and him to reach this point, I really envy the dead. ”

Originally, the relationship between Jiang Zheng and Shen Yunyi was basically public, and Gu Yan and the others also knew that they were very close.

Who knew that Xia Rinrin shook her head solemnly and sighed:

"Probably not, I just video chatted with Sister Yunyi yesterday afternoon, and she was still in school at that time."

In terms of actual distance, "Jiangcheng" and "Yanghai" are thousands of miles apart, and Yanghai has no airport, only a broken railway.

So it's hard to imagine that Shen Yunyi was still in Jiangcheng yesterday afternoon, and flew to Yanghai in the evening to go on a date with Jiang Zheng, which is physically impossible.

Of course, the reason for this misunderstanding is mainly because Xia Rin didn't know about the "perfect suit", and didn't know that they could escape thousands of miles in the blink of an eye.

Then the problem now comes, Jiang is dating and sleeping in "Yanghai City" and the person who has sex with him is not Shen Yunyi. Who would that be?

The moment she reacted to this, Bai Xiaomo and Gu Yan glanced at each other, and said with some embarrassment:

"So in that case, we're not. Did you accidentally discover something very unusual? ”

If Jiang Zheng went to "Yanghai City" to make an appointment, the person who was not close to Shen Yunyi, but someone else.

Wouldn't this act turn into cheating or even dating? The nature of this changed all of a sudden.

However, Gu Yan sighed when she heard this, frowned and said:

"It's not so easy to judge. Rinko, let's ask where your cousin is, maybe she flew there by helicopter? ”

"The Shen family hasn't bought a helicopter, and you've watched too many movies, right? Helicopters are not allowed to fly everywhere in China. ”

"Oh, if you want to ask, you can ask, I'm just making an analogy, do you understand?"

Xia Rinrin, who was urged by Gu Yan, had no choice but to nod, took out her mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Shen Yunyi.

At the same time, Shen Yunyi, who had returned to the "Hehuan Garden" and was sitting on the bed ready to take medicine, also received this WeChat.

Well? Rinrin's sister sent me WeChat? She asked me where I was. What's the situation?

Shen Yunyi picked up two pills, took a cup of warm water from Jiang Zheng, and casually stuffed the medicine into his mouth.

Although Jiang Zheng said that he didn't have any Shen Yunyi last night, for the sake of safety, she still took the medicine first.

It's just that after taking the medicine, looking at this somewhat headless and inexplicable WeChat greeting, Miss Shen also replied with some confusion:

"I didn't eat at school at noon, I went home, what's wrong? Something? ”

Shen Yunyi was naturally embarrassed to tell his cousin that he was messing with Jiang Zheng in "Yanghai City", so he could only reply like this first.

In the blink of an eye, another message was immediately sent back from there, and Xia Rin continued to ask:

"Sister Yunyi, can I go to school to play with you after school in the afternoon?"

"It's okay to get out of school in the afternoon, of course."

Originally, Shen Yunyi planned to return to Jiangcheng through Su Mei's storage space for a while, so he naturally agreed without hesitation.

After all, she, Du Shiyue and Jiang Zheng have all skipped class in the past two days, and now the matter here is almost over.

Everything that should be done has been done, and the relationship has been straightened out, so naturally I have to go back to Jiangcheng as soon as possible, and there is no need to continue to stay here.

And if you really want to travel, it will be the winter vacation after a while, and you can go anywhere with Jiang Zheng and Du Shiyue in the north and south, so you don't have to rush for a while.

However, what Shen Yunyi didn't know was that his unhesitating remarks brought a big misunderstanding.

The moment he saw the reply, Xia Rin in the cafeteria gasped violently, and said categorically to the two friends:

"Sister Yunyi is indeed in Jiangcheng and didn't go to Yanghai. Sure enough, there is another woman on the president's side, and he is really cheating. ”

(End of chapter)