"So, I ended up being pestered by them for an hour, and I was embarrassed to die, why did female junior high school students talk so much these days."

"Hahahaha, it sounds so miserable, but it feels so funny."

Did I mention this to you just to hear you laugh at me? Shouldn't you have a few words of comfort? ”

"Then I'll reluctantly comfort you, although I'm laughing all the time off-screen."

Looking at the "speechless" emoji sent by the eldest lady on the phone, Jiang Zheng, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, couldn't help but smile.

At this time, Jiang Zheng had just finished a sumptuous dinner, and was sitting on the sofa waiting for Mi'er to bring the fruit after the meal, listening to Miss Shen's complaints by the way.

Regarding the fact that he and Shen Yunyi were found out by Xia Rin and others in Yanghai City, Jiang Zheng didn't care at all.

But isn't it, what is there for him to be afraid of? I and Miss Shen are also a legitimate unmarried couple.

Why can't you go out on a trip and open a room? If you know, you know, as long as you don't expose it to Shen Tian.

As Shen Yunyi's father and top daughter slave, Shen Tian's doting on his daughter is well known to passers-by, and it is simply a crazy level.

So if he learned about this and knew that his daughter was being beaten by Jiang Zhenghuo, maybe he would come directly to the door with a golf club.

Although Jiang Zheng can easily snatch the golf club, he will give him a "Joel-style punishment" with his backhand.

But beating your father-in-law with a golf stick before you get married is a bit too much, so it's not okay for the time being.

Just when Jiang Zheng and Shen Yunyi were chatting feverishly, a sound of light footsteps came from the kitchen.

Mi'er's delicate figure in a maid's costume also entered the living room, and she still held a large silver dinner plate in her hand.

There were many chopped cantaloupes on the plate, all of which were finger-wide squares.

The presentation is also very particular, and the squares of the melon are stacked on top of each other to form a beautiful "death" character.

"Master, please use fruit."

When Mi'er brought this plate of "Dead Melon", Jiang Zheng, who had long been accustomed to this strange aesthetic, just responded casually and picked up a fork to eat.

From the moment everything opens, the sweet and fresh aroma of the best honeydew melons has wafted into the room.

The crispy and sweet flesh of the melon is cut into small squares one bite at a time, and it is especially elegant to eat with a fork without getting your hands dirty.

It's just that when Jiang Zheng put down his mobile phone and ate honeydew melon, he suddenly felt that he was completely a big man now, which was a little unbearable.

Isn't it, as soon as you get home, there is a lovely maid who arranges everything for you clearly.

From the slippers that you put in front of you when you enter the door, to the hot towel, to the dinner full of your favorite dishes, to the cantaloupe that is neatly cut and served after the meal.

All this is completely unimaginable for Jiang Zheng, who was poor and the happiest thing before, to be able to eat a meal of Longjiang pork knuckle rice every day.

Anyway, although this kind of life is very comfortable, the most important thing is to thank Mi'er for her hard work and dedication on weekdays.

After all, Mi'er was transferred from the Shen family to the Jiang family to work, and the treatment was not a star and a half worse, and it was not a level of work at all.

First of all, when Mi'er worked in the Shen family before, the salary was very high.

According to Shen Yunyi, Mi'er's annual salary with various subsidies is at least more than 300,000 yuan.

A maid has an annual income of more than 300,000 yuan, which is almost higher than that of many white-collar workers.

What's more, when working in the Shen family, not only did he provide a good staff dormitory, but he also didn't have to spend money on anything to eat and drink, which was equivalent to no daily expenses.

With such good working conditions, it is really difficult to find a lantern, and many people are estimated to be eager to work in the Shen family for a lifetime.

However, after leaving the Shen family and coming to the Jiang family to work for Jiang Zheng, Mi'er's treatment naturally took a sharp turn for the worse, no, she fell into hell.

Not only is the usual salary zero, but also the money has to be paid to the owner to buy vegetables and cook something, which is simply amazing.

Other people's maids sell their labor to make money, even if Mi'er sells her labor, she has to pay upside down, and the blood-sweat black coal kiln is not so excessive.

When he thought of this, even Jiang Zheng, who has always been known for being heartless, faceless, and skinless, was a little embarrassed.

So much so that when he was eating the cantaloupe that Mi'er bought with his own money, he couldn't help patting the sofa seat next to him and said with a smile:

"Mi'er, don't stand next to you, sit down and eat together."

Although Jiang Zheng has always had no rules at home, even if Mi'er works in this environment, she has always adhered to the duty of a maid.

So she shook her head solemnly, and said solemnly:

"No, as a servant, how can you sit with your master and eat and drink."

"Well, I've said it many times before, I don't think of you as a servant at all."

"What?" Mi'er frowned when she heard this, and said in a low tone:

"It turns out that you have never treated the little girl as a servant, master. Is it a pet or something? ”

"Of course not! I mean treating you like family, how can you be a pet? ”

"Family, the little girl understands, it turns out that the owner is the kind of group that has a special hobby for domestic violence, first treat the little girl as a family member, and then plan to whip the family's ass for fun?"

"Why is it domestic violence to mention family members! It's a sad topic, isn't it? ”

Seeing that Jiang Zheng was very speechless by this strange conversation, Mi'er smiled slightly and said lightly:

"In short, no matter what you say, the little girl will only do some maid work, and her identity can only be a maid."

If you listen carefully, it is not difficult to find that when Mi'er said that her identity is a maid, there is a faint pride in her tone.

If it was said that she was a maid in the Shen family courtyard before, she endured humiliation and had to serve her enemies every day.

So now she is working as a maid in the Jiang family to repay her benefactor, so the feeling is naturally completely different.

After feeling the pride and sincerity in Mi'er's tone, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to sigh and say with a wry smile:

"If you want to be a maid, you can continue to be a maid, but a maid can also eat cantaloupe, right?"

"Yes, you can, but you can't sit and eat with the master, that's the rule."

"So how are you going to eat? When I'm not there? ”

"It's okay to hide in the kitchen and eat, or it's okay to feed it by the owner."

"Pitch and feed?"

"Yes, because the little woman can't resist the power of her master, even if she is forcibly fed to the cantaloupe, she can only put on a look of disgust and eat the cantaloupe mixed with humiliation in her mouth."

For some reason, when talking about "forcible feeding", Mi'er's translucent eyes blinked dexterously, as if prompting the other party.

Jiang Zheng is not a fool, as soon as he heard it, he knew what Mi'er wanted to do, to put it bluntly, didn't he just want Jiang Zheng to feed her, why did he say it so exaggeratedly.

Then since Mi'er said so, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to stick a piece of cantaloupe with a fork and say to Mi'er:

"Okay, now that the master feeds you, can you come over and eat it now?"

"Actually let the little woman lower her head and eat your things, what an arrogant feeding, what is the difference between it and 'sigh to eat'."

Looking at Mi'er's expression of almost facing the ceiling with her nostrils facing the ceiling, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but really want to give her a few strokes and make her remember how shameful it was to be spanked on her knees.

Damn kicking your nose in the face, huh? said that he couldn't resist his master, but in fact, he was asking me for trouble in every word, hum.

Jiang Zheng is not the kind of patient good person, he also gritted his teeth after being choked by Mi'er, and suddenly reached out and grabbed Mi'er's wrist!

He was going to grab Mi'er's wrist and pull her to the couch and sit down, just eat the cantaloupe obediently.

Who knew that before he could exert himself, the other party let out a "oops" cry and lay directly on Jiang Zheng's leg.

What the? You fell before I could exert myself? Is this a porcelain?

When Mi'er lay on Jiang Zheng's lap, she turned around and lay down on her back, pretending to shout:

"Help, the little woman can't move, no matter what the master does, she can't resist at this time, damn it."

Her voice didn't sound like she was reading a script.

And she also opened her pink little mouth, so that people could know what the little maid wanted to do at a glance.

Eating a cantaloupe can still give you so many scenes, it's a pity that you don't act."

"The little girl doesn't know what you're talking about, do you want to continue to verbally abuse the little girl?"

"Well, then I won't say it, anyway, as soon as I open my mouth, I'm insulting you with words."

"By the way, if the master doesn't speak, he is using cold violence against the little woman, which can also be regarded as Ling."

Without waiting for Mi'er to finish speaking, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but stuff a piece of cantaloupe into her small mouth.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

The crisp chewing sound soon came from Mi'er's mouth, and her little cheeks squirmed slightly, looking a bit like a cute little hamster.

After eating a piece, Mi'er automatically and consciously opened her mouth and made an "ah" sound, with obvious intentions.

Seeing that Mi'er still didn't look like she had eaten enough, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to continue to pick up the cantaloupe with a fork and stuff it into her mouth.

"Crunch, crunch, crunch. Ah~"

"Crunch, crunch. Ah~ah~"

"Crunch. Ah~ah~ah~"

I don't know if it's Jiang Zheng's illusion, the sound of Mi'er's crunching seems to be getting less and less, and the sound of ah is becoming more and more obvious.

After stuffing all the large plate of cantaloupe into that small mouth, Jiang Zhengcai sighed:

"Anyway, haven't you had enough to eat? So many cantaloupes can be eaten. ”

"No, it's not." Mi'er, who was lying on Jiang Zheng's lap, shook her head and pursed her lips and said:

"The little woman is actually about to die, but she just didn't show it."

If you can't eat it, you said it earlier, and if you said it earlier, I wouldn't feed it?"

"The little girl didn't dare to say it, otherwise who knows if the master would stuff something strange into the little woman's mouth."

Strange. Something weird? Stuffed in your mouth?

The moment he heard this, Jiang Zheng looked at the ruddy lips and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

Of all the women Jiang Zheng knows, Mi'er's mouth is the smallest and most lovely.

The red and ruddy cherry lips looked about one-third smaller than Shen Yunyi and Du Shiyue's.

It gives people the feeling that they can be stuffed with any fingers that can be stuffed in, but of course, it's not so exaggerated.

Speaking of which, Jiang Zheng didn't feel anything when he just fed Mi'er.

But as soon as Mi'er mentioned "strange things", he couldn't help but think of what happened last night. Especially Du Shiyue's side, cough cough.

Thinking of last night's farce and looking at Mi'er's little mouth again, Jiang Zheng inevitably had some strange thoughts, although it was only for a moment.

In order to divert his attention, so as not to be discovered by Mi'er about something unseemly, Jiang Zheng had to immediately change the topic.

"That's right, Mi'er, didn't I say that I would accompany you on a trip after the holidays? Have you decided on a location for your trip? ”

In the previous agreement between the two, Jiang Zheng made an appointment to take Mi'er out for a trip on the first day of the holiday, and it was the kind where he could go wherever he wanted.

When this topic was mentioned, Mi'er's tone also became a little excited, so she nodded and said:

"The little woman has already met three locations, but it is up to the master to judge where to go."

"Three locations? Which three? See if I've heard of it. ”

In Jiang Zheng's view, there are many tourist destinations at home and abroad, and he doesn't dare to say that most of them have heard of it, but he still knows about well-known popular places.

As soon as Mi'er said the first location, Jiang Zheng was stunned.

"The first location is the 'Doll Island' on Lao Mo's side, has the owner heard of it?"

"Doll Island? I don't think I've heard of it, so why is it called that? Is it because of a lot of children? ”

"No, it's because the locals think that hanging dolls on trees can ward off ghosts, so they hang more than 1,000 scary dolls with strange shapes all over the island, and it is said that they have succeeded in scaring all the demons away."

"Forget it, how about the next location?"

As soon as he remembered that he was going to travel with Mi'er to a place where weird dolls were hung everywhere, Jiang Zheng had a feeling that there was a cool breeze behind him.

So for the sake of your physical and mental health, it's better not to go to any "Doll Island".

Mi'er was not disappointed when she heard this, but nodded and continued to introduce:

"If you don't go to Doll Island, how about diving in Americana's Texas?"

"Diving? But why not go to the beach and dive so far into Texas? ”

"There is a place in Texas called the 'Death Diving Cave', the mouth of the hole is only four meters wide and bottomless, and it is said that eight people have died here because of diving accidents, and it is known as a sacred place for diving enthusiasts."

"All divers have problems these days, but what about the last location?"

Jiang Zheng was already afraid of water, so he asked him to dive in the death cave that drowned a bunch of people.

It's not a tourist vacation, it's eighteen layers of hell, and I want to go when my brain is broken.

It seemed that Jiang Zheng had long known that he would veto his first two tourist destinations, so Mi'er smiled slightly and said her true favorite place.

"Since the first two hosts don't want to go, how about the last one, let's go to the three Arctic islands, namely Svalbard, Greenland, and Iceland?"

(End of chapter)