Chapter 257: Female Ghosts, Buying a House, Asking for Sick Leave
Early the next morning, Jiang Zheng woke up at 7:15 as usual, and then yawned a big way.
It's just that while eating, he looked at Mi'er, who seemed to be a little sleep-deprived, and sighed before asking:
"Mi'er, have you cleaned my room lately?"
Ahh
"Of course it's been cleaned, it's cleaned every day, what's wrong?"
"I looked like I was bitten by some bug last night, and my lips were a little red and swollen."
In fact, Jiang Zheng found out when he got up to brush his teeth...... His lips were visibly red and swollen.
Judging from Jiang Zheng's past life experience, he is either allergic to what he has eaten.
Either I ate some spicy food, or I was bitten by some strange bug.
But Jiang Zheng doesn't remember any food allergies, and he doesn't remember eating any spicy food...... Then it's just bugs.
The thought of what strange bugs crawled around in my mouth last night.
Even a person like Jiang Zheng who is not afraid of the sky and the earth can't help but feel a little embarrassed.
However, when Mi'er heard this, she did not feel extremely ashamed of her dereliction of duty at all, but replied expressionlessly:
"The little girl cleans the room every day cleaner than the owner's face, so there shouldn't be any bugs, you think too much."
"And what's going on with my lips? If it's not a bug."
"It's probably a spell or something, Aunt Ma said that this has been popular in the community recently, and she will come out in the middle of the night and use pliers to clamp other people's lips or something."
"Don't call the spell spirit the same as influenza, and what the hell is the spell spirit that clamps the lips, it's too petty."
Although Jiang Zheng complained like this, he suddenly remembered something.
That's the room No. 404 of Building S that I rented, and it seems that many people have died in the past.
And think about it carefully, when Jiang Zheng slept in a daze last night.
It seems that there is a strange touch on the lips, and a woman's face seems to flash in front of me.
Wait, it's too bad. Isn't there really anything dirty? I used to live for so long and I was fine, and now I'm here?
Although Jiang Zheng is the type who can't help gods and Buddhas and is not afraid of ghosts and gods, the main reason why he is not afraid is that he knows that there are no gods and ghosts in the world.
But if there is really a female ghost who uses pliers to clamp his lips at night, it is not a question of whether he is afraid or not, but whether he wants his lips or not.
If this mouth is swollen by a beautiful girl, it can be reluctantly acceptable to Jiang Zheng, at most, let the family be lighter and gentler next time.
But if you change to a female ghost to swell him, he must not be happy, after all, the pliers on the female ghost's hand don't know how many people have been clipped, and it must not have been poisoned, so it's not disgusting.
Thinking of this, Jiang Zheng opened his slightly swollen lips and ate his breakfast, and whispered:
"For the sake of safety in the future. It's better to buy a serious house as soon as possible. ”
"Master, what did you say?"
"I said that since this place is so dangerous, it is better to move as soon as possible, and you don't want to continue living in such a murderous house, right?"
Jiang Zheng actually had a plan to move for a long time, after all, this happy road. Family community. Room 404 of Building S was originally rented because of the cheap rent.
Before, because Jiang Zheng lived alone, it didn't matter if he lived in a murderous house, and the female ghost didn't come to harass him at that time.
But now, on the one hand, there are many more people around Jiang Zheng, and there are Mi'er who has moved in closely.
Far away, there are Shen Yunyi, Du Shiyue and others who may have to live together in the future, so we can't continue to live in this cramped murderous house together.
Especially when I think of the scene when I wake up early in the morning, everyone's mouths are swollen.
That's a kind of funny and dark humor, definitely not, a hundred can't.
So. Moving, Jiang Zheng thought of moving, moving to a more decent house to settle down, which would be good for everyone.
However, just when Jiang Zheng put forward the suggestion of "moving", Mi'er obviously showed a speechless expression.
After all, his family knows his own affairs, and last night there was a female ghost who was so bored that she used pliers to pinch people's lips, and it was obvious that Mi'er did it.
Although she hadn't counted it carefully, Mi'er knew that she was like a Dementor last night, and she couldn't help but smack Jiang Zheng a hundred times.
The little mouth was pursed harder and harder, and it almost didn't give him a soul, and it was strange that his lips were not red and swollen.
So originally Mi'er just said this casually, ready to shift the responsibility to the female ghost, and if she flickered in the past, she would lose.
Who knew that Jiang Zheng was indeed fooled, but the next response was to move?
As soon as she heard that she was going to move, Mi'er was stunned for a moment, and then immediately shook her head.
"This. The owner, the little woman, thinks that moving is not a good choice at this time. ”
From Mier's point of view, she would definitely not want to move, she thought it was a good place.
"Oh? Why? Although the environment here is not bad, and the rent is cheap, but after all, it is a murderous house, isn't it? ”
"Although the evil house is extremely evil, it is in line with the owner's feng shui life, and living here is beneficial to the owner's fortune."
"Huh? Miar, you. Do you also know how to tell fortunes? ”
Jiang Zheng looked at Mi'er in surprise when he heard this, and for the first time he found that this little maid still had such skills.
Mi'er nodded confidently and said casually:
"I know a little bit about it, master, your destiny is called the Lord of the Sun in the "Poor Views of the Heavenly Monarch of Quanzhi", and it is the master of destiny."
"Lord of Destiny? Sounds pretty powerful, go on. ”
"People with this kind of personality are stubborn, have endurance, enthusiasm and generosity, and are smart and clever, but they are easy to get into trouble, and they have been in the midst of water reversal recently."
"It seems true that I've been in all kinds of trouble for some reason lately, and I'm often unlucky, so how do I solve it?"
"According to the knowledge that the little woman has learned from the "Records of the Poor Views of the Heavenly Monarch of Quanzhi", the things that you transfer are the 'female ghost' and the 'pliers', which can be touched often."
When Mi'er finished saying these words without blushing and panting, Jiang Zheng pretended to be attentive on the surface, and said yes again and again.
In fact, he couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Okay, you little maid, treat me like a fool, right?" The things that are also transported are female ghosts and pliers, where is there such a coincidence. ”
Obviously, for things like this feng shui life grid that Mi'er broke blindly, Jiang didn't believe in half a dime, and only a fool believed it.
After all, he was only clamped by the female ghost with pliers last night, and early in the morning, some people said that this was a good omen for transshipment, and the ghost was fooled.
So much so that after being sent out of the door by Mi'er after breakfast, Jiang Zheng was constantly looking at the surrounding buildings on the way to the school, trying to see if there were any ready-made houses for sale in any neighborhood.
No matter what Mi'er says, Jiang Zheng will definitely buy this new house anyway, and he doesn't want to stay with female ghosts every day.
But buying a new house can be regarded as one of the top priorities in life, even Jiang Zheng doesn't want to buy it in a hurry, so let's take a look at it first.
It's just that after Jiang Zheng looked left and right along the way to see the school, he still didn't see any decent houses for sale.
If you think about it carefully, Jiangcheng is a small city after all, and most of the ready-made houses are a radish and a pit.
Most of the newly built buildings are on the edge of the city, close to the suburbs, and it is strange that he can see them while he goes to school.
Forget it, let's go and ask Yunyi, the intelligence network on the side of the "Shen Group" must be faster than me looking for it so blindly.
Thinking of this, Jiang Zheng snapped his fingers, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Miss Shen as he walked.
Di Di Di, Di Di Di, at the same time, Shen Yunyi, who had come to the classroom to sit down, only felt a shock to his mobile phone.
opened WeChat and took a look, only to find that Jiang Zheng actually sent a message "Where is there an expensive and good house for sale in Jiangcheng, introduce it".
When he saw this line of words, Shen Yunyi's eyes were first happy, and then he showed a sweet smile, and quickly typed and asked:
"Why do you suddenly want to buy a house? Didn't you say you lived there well and were too lazy to move? ”
In fact, it was Shen Yunyi who proposed to let Jiang Zheng buy a new house, which would not only be convenient for living in ordinary times, but also convenient for getting married in the future.
After all, Shen Yunyi is also the eldest lady of the Shen family, and the Shen family can't marry their daughter to a murderous mansion with a monthly rent of 200 yuan, which is too funny.
So at this time, when he heard that Jiang Zheng wanted to buy a house, Shen Yunyi's first reaction was "He is actually planning for our future, not bad, a bit like the head of the family."
Who knew that not long after this passage was sent, Jiang Zheng's reply flew back immediately. But I saw that Miss Shen's face was green.
"It's a good place to live, and I was too lazy to move, but recently the house seems to be haunted, so for the sake of Mi'er's physical and mental health, let's move."
If the eyes can kill people through the screen, Jiang Zheng at that end is estimated to have been finely chopped into cheeks now, don't be a little fat in it.
Good guy, I'm just a good guy, see if this is talking about people?
Looking at the vicious and unscrupulous dirty words, Shen Yunyi couldn't help but bite a mouthful of shell teeth and clenched his fists tightly.
At that moment, a cold snap seemed to have set off inexplicably in the entire classroom of Class A, which made many students can't help but wrap their clothes tightly.
But isn't it, Jiang Zheng's reply is too outrageous, originally Shen Yunyi thought that he was thinking about marrying him in the future before buying a house.
As a result, the reason for buying a house was actually because the house was haunted, and I was afraid that this ghost would make trouble on Mi'er's head, and it had nothing to do with Shen Yunyi's half a dime?
Hiss. Whew, hiss. Whew, calm down, I want to be calm, Jiang Zheng's bastard is originally a guy with thick nerves like steel, and it's useless to fight him.
After quickly taking a few deep breaths and calming down his mood a little, Shen Yunyi reluctantly replied:
"Judging from our savings, we can barely afford to buy a courtyard-style house on the side of Jiangwan No. 1, but we may have to be frugal in terms of decoration, and we can go and see it at night."
As the name suggests, "Jiangwan No. 1" is a luxury residential community located on the riverside of the city, which is full of new houses that have only been completed in recent years.
But there are new good, and there are new bad, the good places are good everywhere, and the bad places are expensive everywhere.
According to Shen Yunyi's knowledge, the decent three-story small western-style building on Jiangwan No. 1 basically costs tens of thousands of square meters, and the whole building has to be prepared for tens of millions of dollars.
Since Shen Yunyi is nominally buying a house for Jiang Zheng, it is inconvenient to use too many Shen family's assets casually, and taking tens of millions should be the limit.
However, if you want to count the decoration and a lot of miscellaneous expenses, you have to calculate the money carefully, after all, Shen Yunyi doesn't expect Jiang Zheng to take out much.
Who knew that Jiang Zheng smiled through the screen after seeing this sentence, and immediately replied:
"Don't worry, you don't need to pay for it, no matter how much it costs to buy a house, I will pay for it myself."
"Huh? Where do you get so much money? Could it be said. You're going to do it."
When talking about this, Shen Yunyi also probably thought of what Jiang Zheng was planning to do.
After all, she knew that Jiang Zheng had a lot of strange abilities, if she was willing to use these abilities to make money.
Not to mention tens of millions, even if it is hundreds of millions, billions, tens of billions, or hundreds of billions, you can easily get your hands on them.
Of course, Jiang Zheng originally thought so, and he had used his text conversion ability to get a lot of money back and forth from the "Citibank Bank".
But although it is not easy to be noticed by using this method to get a small amount of money, if you get such a large amount of money, the "Citibank Ginseng Bank" will immediately find out even if it is as stupid as a pig.
So you can't be in China, you can't be in a place that is easy to be traced, you have to go abroad to get this big wool ruthlessly, Jiang Zheng planned it this way.
After briefly explaining his plan to take advantage of the holiday to travel abroad and come back with a large sum of money to buy a house.
Although Shen Yunyi over there was dumbfounded, he also knew that Jiang Zheng could do what he said, and he did have the ability to make a lot of money from abroad.
Since this is the case, she had no choice but to sigh helplessly, and typed with a smile:
"Then you can solve the problem of buying funds, and I will be responsible for finding a house and arranging decoration and other miscellaneous things, so it will be done."
"Well, should I ask Shiyue's opinion on buying a house? She'll have to live with her then, right? ”
Originally, Shen Yunyi had told Jiang Zheng before that he would like to live with Du Shiyue, a good sister, when he got married in the future.
Therefore, Jiang Zheng did not shy away from saying this at all, and directly mentioned Du Shiyue's matter.
Who knew that Shen Yunyi turned his head to look at the empty familiar seat, pursed his lips and replied:
"I'd like to ask her for her opinion too. But today I guess it won't work. ”
"No more? Why? Isn't Du Shiyue's girl just behind you, and I have to work hard to tell her? ”
"Usually she's behind me. But today Shiyue took sick leave and didn't come to school at all. ”
Oh? Du Shiyue? Got sick leave? Didn't come to school?
When he heard this, Jiang Zheng immediately came to his senses and hurriedly asked:
"What's the situation? Why did she suddenly get sick? Can't even go to school so seriously? ”
Judging from Jiang Zheng's understanding of Du Shiyue, he knew that the girl was a very stubborn woman in her bones.
If it's just a minor illness, it's definitely not to the point of calling in sick.
Since Du Shiyue can't come to school today, it means that she must have encountered some big trouble, such as a high fever or something.
Well, in fact, Jiang Zheng's guess was not wrong at all, Du Shiyue did have a high fever, and this matter was also related to Jiang Zheng.
(End of chapter)