Not. I am. Haven't I woken up yet, and I'm having strange spring dreams?

At that moment, Du Shiyue only felt dizzy, dizzy, and dizzy.

Originally, her brain was not very awake because of the fever, and after being kissed so suddenly, the CPU was burned.

It wasn't until she found that Jiang Zheng's bad hand had reached into the quilt and stroked her slender and soft waist that Du Shiyue's eyes widened suddenly, and she hurriedly pushed the bad guy away.

"You...... What are you doing! Take advantage of my illness? ”

Seeing Ms. Du's angry and annoyed, shy and astringent look, Jiang Zheng also wiped the bread crumbs on his mouth and said with a smile:

"Old husband and wife, are you still shy?"

"Who...... Who is with your old husband and wife! Stinky shameless you! ”

"I don't know who stinks and shameless, but it was ...... that night"

"Woo woo woo woo woo!"

Without waiting for Jiang Zheng to tell the story of that night, Du Shiyue couldn't help but let out a panicked scream, trying to cover his voice.

Isn't it, the events of that night were a great shame in her life...... The kind that has lost all faces.

Especially later, when she vaguely thought of what she had done, Du Shiyue couldn't wait to take the time machine back and give herself a shot at that time.

It's a shame, no, it's not a shameful thing, it's just a matter of whether to be a human or not!

found that Du Shiyue couldn't mention anything about that night, and looked like she was about to blow up her hair when she mentioned it, Jiang Zheng also said with a smile:

"You're pretty much an adult, don't be so awkward, okay?"

"Huh? Am I squirming and pinching? Do you know how humiliating that incident was for me! ”

"What's the shame of sharing the joy of a bed with someone you like? Food, sex, this is what Confucius said, are you not convinced? ”

"This"

Du Shiyue is also a science woman, she likes to convince people with reason, and she often has heated debates with Jiang Zheng on various things.

It is precisely because she advocates rationality and pays attention to arguments and arguments that she also knows that Jiang Zheng's words do make sense in terms of reason.

The ancients said that food and sex, that is, appetite and astringency are human nature, and they are the genes engraved in people's bones.

Every lover, couple, and couple in the world will inevitably enter the stage of skin-to-skin blind date, and of course there is nothing to be ashamed of.

However, Du Shiyue is also a smart person who has read poetry and books, and immediately thought of a way to fight back, so she retorted:

"You're right, but Confucius also said that happiness is not lewdness, sorrow is not sad, and happiness must also be measured, otherwise it will become debauchery."

As a talented woman, Du Shiyue is not without a beautiful yearning for love and men, or she is actually quite sullen.

But Du Shiyue's ideal relationship between the sexes should be like that described in "Guan Ju".

My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano, Left and Right, Bells and Drums.

The atmosphere between men and women described in this poem from the beginning to the beginning makes Du Shiyue feel very beautiful, and even occasionally fascinated her.

The feeling is warm and subtle, affectionate but just right.

There is a sense of seclusion and leisure, as if holding the pipa and half-covering the face.

In Du Shiyue's view, the love between a gentleman and a lady has to be so subtle.

If you can't come up, "Hey, beauty, open the room?" My brother has a good job" is so vulgar.

Thinking of this, Du Shiyue told Jiang Zheng about the subtle beauty of the love between men and women in her heart, and said with disgust:

"I've wanted to say it a long time ago, this person is not bad, but he doesn't have a sense of proportion."

"Male and female lovers who are serious must also have restraint, boundaries, and distances."

"Where can I come up like you, kiss, hug and touch, there is no subtlety and beauty in "Guan Ju" at all."

After being taught a lesson by Du Shiyue, Jiang Zheng was not angry at all, but said with a smile:

"Oh oh oh, I see. I get it. ”

"You understand? What do you understand? ”

"I understand that you are a stupid literary girl who is easier to fool than you imagined."

"Huh? What did you say! How easy it is for me."

Before Du Shiyue jumped up from the bed in a rage, Jiang Zheng pressed her shoulder and said with a smile:

"You just said that the ideal relationship between men and women is as described in "Guan Ju", right? Then I have to ask, the poem only says 'My Fair Lady, the Bell and Drum' and stops, but what about after that? ”

Huh? After what? ”

"The male protagonist described in "Guan Ju" fell in love with a beautiful and virtuous woman, thought about her day and night, played the piano to get close to her, beat the bell and drum to please her, and then what? What happened to them next? Is it written? ”

When Jiang Zheng said this, Du Shiyue was stunned for a moment, after all, this was a question she had never thought about.

Yes, when watching "Guan Ju", the plot just stopped at the stage of "men pursuing women and almost catching up".

After the "Bell and Drum Music", the woman seemed to be attracted by the man's demeanor and talent, and the relationship between the two would definitely go further, but the author did not write about it.

Regarding this kind of strange question, Du Shiyue had never thought about it before, and naturally no one would think about it.

It's like reading a book, and serious authors generally only write that they choose to stop when the protagonist becomes the first invincible in the world.

As for how the protagonists have babies with their partners, raise children, and other trivial things, and short things in the parents, usually no one cares.

Seeing that Ms. Du seemed to be a little deceived by the question, Jiang Zheng leaned his upper body into the bed, approached her flushed face, and said seriously:

"Let me tell you what will happen, the man in "Guan Ju" is so attentive to that woman, and when he completely pleases her with the piano and the bell and drum, he will carry her to bed."

When Jiang Zheng's aggressive gaze stared at him, and his cheeks were getting closer and closer to him, Du Shiyue only felt that her heart began to beat wildly.

She involuntarily retreated towards the inside of the bed, and lowered her head and whispered:

"Who said that, do you think all men are so with you?"

"Or else? The man tossed and turned to my fair lady, longing for it, and spent so much time and energy to pursue it, wasn't it to carry her to bed, but to play with her picking vegetables? Come on, do you think falling in love is a child's play? ”

Jiang Zheng's words were right, after all, he knew that this was a fact, a fact that could not be questioned.

In ancient and modern times, Chinese and foreign, men have pursued women for only one reason, and that is to want to mate with her.

No matter how poetic the process is, what needs to be done in the end is the same, just the difference between "graceful" and "extravagant".

If the "graceful faction" wants to do that, they will write in a charming manner: "The silk is thin and the ice is shining, and the snow is greasy and crispy." Laughing Tanlang, the kitchen pillow is cool tonight. ”

And if it is replaced by "bold faction", it can be replaced with: "It is a blessing to see Mrs., I don't know if Mrs. is willing to share the table with me tonight." ”

Although the words and sentences are different, the meaning is probably the same, roll up your sleeves and do it.

Du Shiyue naturally couldn't deny this, and she couldn't resist Jiang Zheng's pressing step by step, so she had to shrink by the bed and replied with a red face:

"You say your wife directly! How embarrassing is it to say such a shameful thing! ”

"Shame on you? Where are the repairs? How I can't feel it at all. ”

"It's a shame everywhere! Such a filthy thing between men and women cannot be said in the first place! It's because you're so cheeky that you mention it casually in front of others! ”

"Really? But it's because of these filthy things that you can't say that human beings have been able to thrive for millions of years! ”

"Huh?"

For some reason, Jiang Zheng suddenly got angry, no, or rather, he was energetic.

He tilted his head high, looked out the window at the sky where the sun was not shining at all, and said aloud:

"From the Chinese civilization to the Mesopotamian civilization, to the Egyptian civilization, the Indus Valley civilization, and the ancient Greek civilization, human beings have been working hard to survive and create their own glory since ancient times!"

"These ancient civilizations, like bright pearls, are embedded in the long river of human history, showing the excellence of human wisdom and creativity!"

"These achievements of civilization, including great architecture, exquisite works of art, excellent science and technology, and profound ideological systems, have benefited future generations!"

And what is it that makes civilization sustained? It is the survival of human beings, and what is it that depends on the survival of human beings? It is the reproduction of both sexes! It's the unspeakable filth of your mouth! ”

"So I am obviously fighting for the survival of human civilization, but you look at me with obscene eyes, and insult this glorious and sacred act!"

"Apologies! Du Shiyue, apologize to me! No, it is an apology to the men and women who have insisted on reproduction and made indelible contributions to the progress of human civilization in human history! ”

Jiang Zheng waved his fists while speaking loudly, and the tone was really impassioned and generous, which made the audience deeply infected.

I don't know, I thought he was raising his arms and shouting some magnificent philosophical or political topic, such as half a million marks of bread or something.

This kind of strong spirit is obviously very oppressive, so much so that Du Shiyue was also stunned by what he said.

She could only stare blankly at the familiar and unfamiliar face, unable to say a word, showing a stunned appearance.

But Jiang Zheng was obviously not satisfied with just overpowering this girl with his courage, but looked directly into her eyes and said:

"Ms. Du Shiyue, now do you deeply realize your mistake?"

"I, I. I. I recognize. ”

"So in the future, will you be able to face up to the sacred and glorious reproduction of human civilization and not regard it as an obscene pleasure-seeking?"

"I guess I can do it."

"Good." Jiang Zheng nodded, sat on the bed and hugged the delicate body in pajamas, and said softly:

"Dear Ms. Du Shiyue, since you have recognized your mistake and decided to reflect on it, I will do my best to help you transform it next, and I hope you can cooperate well."

"Uh-huh, okay."

After being hugged by Jiang Zheng again, Du Shiyue let him hold him like a docile kitten, and she didn't fight back when her hair was touched.

Of course, it's not so much that she's becoming docile, but rather that her brain is temporarily down because she can't process too much information.

For Jiang Zheng, Du Shiyue, whose brain is down, is a good Du Shiyue.

After all, there aren't many opportunities to hug her casually, so don't hurry up and enjoy it.

After hugging her for a few minutes, Du Shiyue slowly raised her head and looked at her as if she wanted to say something.

But before the words could be spoken, Ms. Du was suddenly startled and hurriedly pushed Jiang Zheng aside again.

"What?" Looking at her strange look, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to cry and laugh and say:

"For the sake of me just making up so many statements to fool you, why don't you let me hug you quietly?"

"No, no, I don't let you hug, I'm just me."

Under Jiang Zheng's puzzled gaze, Du Shiyue lowered her head and whispered with a red face:

"Isn't I having a fever, I'm covered in sweat, I haven't taken a shower, I smell a strange smell, I'm sorry to let you get too close."

Her voice became quieter and quieter, and by the time she got to the back, it was almost like a mosquito screaming, but she could also see where Ms. Du cared about.

Indeed, Du Shiyue is not afraid of Jiang Zheng hugging herself, after all, the two of them have done negative distance contact, why do you care about this.

But after all, she has been having a fever since last night, she has been sweating, her whole back is still sticky, and her pajamas are still smelly.

Although there is no way to be sick in bed, Du Shiyue is also a girl.

Girls are so clean, they must be very concerned about their personal cleanliness.

Coupled with thin skin, I don't want to be smelled by the people I like.

It's just that when he saw her squirming and pulling the edges of her pajamas, feeling ashamed because of the smell on her body, Jiang Zheng raised her eyebrows and said:

"By the way, have you ever heard of a word called 'smell love'?"

"What do you mean. The theory that smell also plays a significant role in finding the opposite sex? ”

"Yes, some people will be particularly obsessed with the smell of their partner's body, in addition to their own body odor, the most important thing is that the external hormone pheromone is working."

"Pheromones" are pheromones secreted by the human body, also known as exohormones, which play a very important role in the relationship between the sexes.

These exohormones are emitted by the exocrine glands in the armpits, head and face, and chest, and are then detected by the olfactory organs of other individuals.

Through the stimulation of external hormones, it will invisibly affect the emotion, psychology or physiology of the opposite sex, especially after sweating.

"The ancients used to use 'fragrant sweat' to describe the fragrance of beautiful women, but this is mainly because of pheromones."

Jiang Zheng said as he deliberately leaned over and took a deep breath on Du Shiyue's neck, and said with a smile:

"So I don't think you smell at all, but there is a kind of body fragrance that makes people want to hug it even more, the kind that wants to keep hugging."

(End of chapter)