Chapter 282: Biyun Peach Battle
The items in this small counter look boxy and are packed in small boxes.
Some of the small boxes are in Chinese, some in English, and some in Japanese, but they give people a very mysterious feeling.
Although Jiang Zheng had seen this thing in the convenience store before, he had seen it hundreds of times.
But he had never bought it before, let alone used it, so who let him have no use before.
And this mysterious little box is actually the real purpose of Jiang Zheng's visit to the convenience store tonight, and its name is ...... "condom".
If Jiang Zheng were to select the greatest invention in human history, then "condom" would definitely be among the top three.
First of all, because of this invention, the population growth rate of mankind has flattened all the way from the crazy blowout period, otherwise it is estimated that it would have exceeded the 10 billion mark by now.
Secondly, because of this invention, many men and women can applaud love with confidence, so that they don't have to look for all kinds of strange recipes to eat every time.
From this point of view, this boxy little box is definitely an invention treasure of human history, and it is definitely not a trivial thing.
At least when Jiang was quietly staring at that thing, this was how he comforted himself in his heart.
But having said that, Jiang Zheng still walked through the area with condoms with Du Shiyue very naturally, and walked towards the inside of the convenience store.
Also, although there is nothing unseemly about taking this thing, Jiang Zheng is also embarrassed to reach out in front of Du Shiyue to take it, because the intention is too obvious.
Although Du Shiyue agreed to stay at Jiang Zheng's house tonight, she also agreed to sleep with Jiang Zheng in a quilt.
But agreeing to these two things does not mean agreeing with the next third thing, so Jiang Zheng can't say whether there is a score tonight.
In this kind of situation where he doesn't know the other party's mind, it's not good for him to take any condom, so as not to be regarded as a lewd uncle.
Wait, that's not a big deal, is it? Isn't it normal for a couple to buy a condom or something?
While Du Shiyue squatted down to choose a towel, Jiang Zheng turned his head to look at the small cabinet with condoms, and a trace of hope flashed in his eyes.
Durex, Okamoto, Jieshibang, celebrities. The flashing signs are like treasure chests.
Just open these chests to get amazing prizes, a hearty wind and snow.
What should I do, or take advantage of Shiyue's lack of discovery, take a box and throw it in the shopping basket first?
Well, yes, this method is good, just take a box while she doesn't see it, and then mix it in a pile of objects and pay for it together.
After thinking of this tactic of "Darkness Chen Cang", Jiang Zheng immediately began to move slightly towards the rear without a trace, in the direction of the small cabinet.
But before he could take a step away, Du Shiyue turned her head and held up two towels to him, and asked with a smile;
"Which of these two towels do you think is prettier?"
"Huh? I think I can do it, choose what you like. β
"But I like them all, so it's hard to choose."
"Then take both, you're welcome."
"I don't need two towels, really. Forget it, just take this. β
After throwing one of the sky-blue towels into the shopping basket, Du Shiyue took Jiang Zheng's hand very lightly and continued to walk towards the depths of the convenience store.
Although it felt very good to be held by her soft and delicate little hand, Jiang Zheng felt anxious at the thought of getting farther and farther away from that small cabinet.
What to do? The architectural layout of this convenience store is in the shape of a snail, and you will return to the counter after walking all the way around the circle.
In other words, if we keep going, we'll be back at the counter and I'll never have a chance to sneak a box of condoms again.
Thinking of the embarrassment that he could only take the small box in front of Du Shiyue for a while, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but grit his teeth.
I can't help it, I didn't expect that one day I would use my abilities in such a place, damn it!
In desperation, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to pick up a chocolate candy ball from the shelf next to him, and quietly shot it with his thumb towards the small cabinet next to the counter.
When the chocolate candy ball flew towards the small cabinet and hit a small box with "durex" printed on it, it bounced back deftly and fell into the shopping basket that Jiang Zheng was holding on his arm.
Jiang Zheng's eyes froze, and he very skillfully activated his "text conversion ability".
[The tossed chocolate candy ball flew out, hit the durex and bounced off and fell into the shopping basket]
Text conversion capability. Launch!
"The thrown durex flew out, hit the chocolate candy ball and bounced off and fell into the shopping basket"
The moment the text conversion was completed, the chocolate candy ball that had fallen in the shopping basket suddenly turned into a box of durex.
And the chocolate candy ball that was thrown out of the box stayed in the small cabinet for some reason, and it looked like a unique feeling of chickens and cranes.
YESοΌ Looking at the extra box of Durex in the shopping basket, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up, and then immediately picked up a few more boxes of snacks from the container next to him and threw them in.
Crash! Bang bang bang! When Jiang Zheng grabbed a few large bags of snacks such as potato chips, fried fish skins, and corn crisps and threw them into the shopping basket.
Du Shiyue, who was walking in front, turned her head to look at him, pursed her lips and said:
"I just bought so many snacks when I was full, and I don't usually look like you like to eat snacks so much."
"I didn't buy it for me." Jiang Zheng replied without blushing and without a heartbeat:
"Aren't you here tonight, I don't see any snacks at home, so I'm going to buy some for you."
"Puff, good, buy it for me, I'm so grateful, chirp."
I don't know if I was amused by Jiang Zheng's reaction, or if I was really grateful.
Du Shiyue actually leaned over with a chuckle and kissed him on the face very naturally.
So now the location of the two people is deep in the convenience store, and the teller at the front desk and the pedestrians outside can't see it.
But doing this kind of thing in this kind of public place, in Jiang Zheng's opinion, is still a little bold, although it is indeed very exciting.
Compared with being kissed by his girlfriend in a convenience store, what was more exciting was when Du Shiyue picked up a toothbrush and a mouthwash cup and put them in the shopping basket.
She seemed to think that the snacks piled on top were in the way, or maybe she wanted to put the mouthwash cup a little steady, but she just pushed the snacks away.
Watching Du Shiyue put aside the snacks that were spread on the top to block the view and carefully put the brand-new mouthwash cup in, Jiang Zheng's heart almost jumped out.
But fortunately, Du Shiyue didn't look carefully at the small box lying in the depths of the shopping basket, and quickly pulled her hand out again.
Call. When Du Shiyue turned around to choose a replacement underwear, Jiang Zheng first breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at some silk items hanging next to the underwear area.
It is silk stockings, as we all know, as long as there is a convenience store that sells underwear, there must be stockings sold next to it.
Although these stockings are very ordinary pantyhose, stockings are stockings no matter how you say it, and they are the favorite of many men.
Especially when he saw the unconventional black pantyhose, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but look at Du Shiyue again, as if he remembered the scene that night.
The slender thighs, calves, and jade feet were wrapped in flesh-piercing pantyhose, which contrasted with the white skin in the light.
Because Jiang Zheng was too impressed at that time, the moment he saw the black pantyhose again after these days, he actually had a feeling of wanting to reach over.
What to do? Want to take it? But if you take it. Does she think I'm perverted?
No, what's so perverted about men liking stockings? And it's not that I like to wear it, it's that I like to let her wear it.
However, just when Jiang Zheng was thinking nonsense, Du Shiyue had already quickly selected a replacement underwear and pulled him out of the area that was too mysterious for men.
Seeing that the board of stockings hanging on the wall was getting farther and farther away from him, Jiang Zheng had to take one last look regrettably, and then turned around and left together.
No way, stockings are not as small as Durex's box, and they can be hidden in the shopping blue from being discovered.
So if Jiang Zheng really wants to take it, then the first thing to do is Du Shiyue's consent.
But now the problem is not that Du Shiyue disagrees, but that Jiang Zheng is embarrassed to say this kind of thing.
It can be seen from the "cohabitation inquiry incident" just now that Jiang Zheng is actually quite innocent in this regard.
He was embarrassed to even say to his girlfriend, "Shiyue, tonight, stay", how could he be embarrassed to let people buy stockings and use them in strange places.
But it doesn't matter, human beings are creatures that know how to grow, and being embarrassed today does not mean that you will be embarrassed tomorrow.
I'll be back to greet you when I'm mature, just wait for me on the shelves of this convenience store, pantyhose!
Just as Jiang was thinking so crankily in his head, the two of them had already returned to the counter at the entrance of the convenience store.
Seeing that Du Shiyue was about to help take things out of the shopping basket to pay, Jiang Zheng hurriedly stopped her and said with a smile:
"By the way, I still want to eat some yogurt, you go and get me a cup of old yogurt, I'll settle the bill."
"Oh." Du Shiyue also nodded, but when she walked towards the freezer, she still turned her head and said:
"Don't forget to take 'that' when you pay the bill."
"That? Which one? What else are you going to eat? β
"Eat your head." Du Shiyue glared at him angrily, pointed to the small cabinet next to him where condoms were placed, and pouted:
"That's what I'm talking about, get it? Big. β
Burst! When Du Shiyue pointed at the condom and scolded herself for being a big fool, Jiang Zheng really almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood.
Good guy, just now I didn't hesitate to use the "text transfer ability" in order to get a box of condoms, and it was as thrilling as any spy movie.
Who knew that Du Shiyue actually planned to buy this thing from the beginning! That Jiang Zheng. Isn't it a battle of wits and courage with the air for a long time?
I thought of the little box that I had just painstakingly put into my shopping basket, the one that housed the beautiful yearning for tonight.
Jiang Zheng could only cry and laugh and walked over and took another box of identical ones, and by the way, he also included the chocolate candy balls that had changed into the shopping basket.
After all, this chocolate candy ball has no merit, but there is also hard work, so in that case, let's bring it with you. Jiang Zheng is not the kind of unconscionable thing who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge.
It's just that Jiang Zheng took two boxes of durex and a bunch of snacks and toiletries to the front desk to pay for it.
The cashier lady at the front desk looked at Jiang Zheng's handsome face, and then at the two boxes, and her eyes couldn't help but show a burst of admiration and admiration.
This little brother is not only handsome, but also so good at fighting, one use is two boxes. What a blessing to be his girlfriend.
Under the envious gaze of the cashier lady, Jiang Zheng left the convenience store with Du Shiyue with a large shopping bag.
When he returned to the outside and greeted the slightly chilly cold wind outside, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but cry and laugh and said in a tone:
"I suddenly found that you are even bolder than I thought, and I am embarrassed to say some things, but you can say them without care."
Hearing this, Du Shiyue sighed disdainfully, reached out and rubbed his face, and said with a smile:
"You're embarrassed to say, but you're embarrassed to 'do', who made you a real 'doer', where can a little woman who can only move her mouth compare with you."
Listening to Du Shiyue's slight accent on "doing" and "doing", Jiang Zheng's face was slightly red, but he still fought back:
"You are indeed quite good at moving your 'mouth', not only 'articulate', but also 'clever tongue', and even 'mouth lotus flower'."
As soon as Jiang Zheng said this, Du Shiyue was stunned for a moment, and then immediately blushed like a small tomato, obviously understanding what Jiang was saying.
"You! You this. Hum! Dirty! β
"Why am I lewd? Explain, why is clever tongue obscene? Do you look down on Xinhua Dictionary? β
"I don't care! In short, you are nasty! Go sleep on the couch yourself tonight! Don't come into my room! β
"Wait, are you mistaken? That's my room, and if you want to sleep on the sofa, you'll sleep on it. β
"You're so embarrassed to let me go to sleep on the couch! God, there are such excessive men in the world! β
With Du Shiyue's eager scolding echoing in the night sky with Jiang Zheng's laughter, the figures of the two walking all the way home also became interesting.
Of course, Du Shiyue was just casually talking and playing, and she had no intention of letting Jiang Zheng sleep on the sofa.
So after the two of them bought things and returned home, Ms. Du quickly pushed Jiang Zheng to the bathroom to take a shower, and then walked in with her new pajamas.
During the short gap when Du Shiyue did not come back, Jiang Zheng sat alone on the bed in his pajamas.
He listened to the faint sound of rushing water from the bathroom, and looked at the bedside table with two mysterious small boxes, and for a moment he felt a feeling of unbearable heat.
(End of chapter)