Chapter 5 I hope you can put a GPS on your body
With Zhang Man's voice: "Zhang! Happy! Happy! ”
As if suppressed by the innate bloodline, Zhang Lele's children's movements stopped mechanically.
Raise your head to please the invitation: "Sister, you see if I'm smart or not, I see that the rules are written, the program team will not eat in the next three days, we can only get ingredients by completing tasks, but, I'm too young to cook, as for your cooking skills..."
After understanding the words in Zhang Lele's eyes, Zhang Man's expression became wonderful, and Zhang Lele, who was familiar with his sister, hurriedly made up for it:
"I mean, my sister at least knows how to make instant noodles, and I like my sister's instant noodles the most. Hee-hee, fortunately, this time there is my favorite tomato beef flavor, and my sister's favorite tonkotsu ramen, our mother is really prescient. ”
Seeing his younger brother being funny, Zhang Man could only slowly discuss with him what he needed to bring in the next three days, after all, a change of clothes, toiletries program team would not provide, a white and fat child like his brother is the most attractive mosquito, if he doesn't leave mosquito repellent water, he will probably become a red and swollen little fat man when he gets home, and it is estimated that even her grandmother will not recognize him.
Cao Wanrou on the other side packed her suitcase and sorted out a bunch of necessities, but she couldn't put them all in her hiking bag anyway.
Knowing that the director would not change the rules, he looked at the others and found that Xu Lian and Sun Yue were also tossing their suitcases, making a mess even more than themselves.
And the off-road vehicle full of supplies behind Xu Baoran's sister and brother returned directly the same way, and they were carrying things that had been streamlined by professional organizers, obviously making preparations for both.
As for Ling Yifeng, who has only cared about taking care of Ling Yijin, it seems that he has forgotten Aunt Song's words, and said that he will take care of himself more, and when he waits for the variety show, he must sue Aunt Song.
After all, Aunt Song is her Cao Wanrou's own mother, although Cao Wanrou looks down on her identity as a junior and has never called her mother, but I have to say that since she was a child, she has been a hundred times better to Cao Wanrou than her other daughter Ling Yijin and stepson Ling Yifeng. This unjustified and unprincipled preference is very useful to Cao Wanrou.
And Huang Miao has almost cleaned up, but Cao Wanrou will never take the initiative to provoke Huang Miao in front of Xu Baoran.
Fools know that choosing Xu Baoran, the descendant of the Xu family, brings far more benefits than Huang Miao, the second generation of the nouveau riche. Huang Miao is just a fish in Cao Wanrou's pond.
Moreover, since she saw Xu Baoran by chance, she has been unforgettable, perhaps because she is rich and noble, and the background of the family naturally adds a layer of filter to Xu Baoran's addition.
As for Bai Yuhao and the little-known Song Shichen, Cao Wanrou and they don't know each other at all, how can ordinary entertainment stars compare with the young master and miss of a wealthy family, Cao Wanrou has always felt that the background of the White Movie Emperor is not simple in the circle, it is all about personality, otherwise why don't you know this person, maybe she was just raised by a rich woman.
Bai Yuhao seemed to notice Cao Wanrou's direct gaze, and in an instant, his sharp eyes shot straight at Cao Wanrou, because it was too sudden, Cao Wanrou didn't have time to retract the disdain on her face, and her expression changed very stiffly.
Just as he was about to move his gaze to other places, he heard Song Shichen next to Bai Yuhao whisper in the direction of Cao Wanrou: "Tsk, it's so ugly!" Bai Yuhao nodded in agreement.
Cao Wanrou was almost angry in her heart, she still remembered that this Song Shichen also helped Gu Yi'an answer the phone and laughed at herself, and sure enough, it was not a good thing to have the same smell as the wild girl, and glared at them fiercely.
Finally, he moved his eyes to Gu Yi'an, who was on the side, and saw that Gu Yi'an directly put the backpack and big bag on his back into the mountaineering bag issued by the program team, and it was useless for 30 seconds, so he squatted on the side of the road in a daze.
Cao Wanrou pursed her lips, thinking to herself, the wild girl deserves to grow up in the countryside, and she looks at this like a fish in water.
Don't care what you think in your heart, but there was a smile on your face, as if she had forgotten the embarrassing scene before, walked up to Gu Yi'an, and said:
"Sister, this set of skin care products and cosmetics was originally brought by me to use together, and it was a private custom model of Hailing Mystery given to me by Aunt Song, otherwise I will put it here for you first, so that it is convenient for both of us to use."
Gu Yi'an looked at the box that Cao Wanrou pointed to that accounted for almost one-third of the suitcase, and kindly persuaded Cao Wanrou:
"Sister Cao, I hope you can install a GPS on your body and recognize your positioning. You've said it's custom-made, and it's only worthy of your gold-studded face. So, I politely declined. After saying that, he turned his head and continued to be in a daze uninterestedly,
Cao Wanrou bit her lip and stood in place in embarrassment, noticing that Huang Miao here immediately came over to relieve the siege: "Xiaorou, I still have a lot of spare space in my backpack, I can help you pack some things, after all, you girls have a lot of things, I know." ”
As he spoke, Huang Miao squatted on the ground, opened the swollen mountaineering bag, and frantically took things out, not stopping until a third of the place was vacated.
But because Cao Wanrou's skin care product box was too big and cumbersome, Huang Miao couldn't put it in after trying for a long time, so she could only continue to take her things out, vowing to put the goddess's things in.
At this moment, Gu Yi'an and Huang Miao were on the same level, and they shook their heads when they saw this, and finally reluctantly opened their mouths: "Huang Mao, have you lost weight recently?" ”
Huang Miao was a little surprised when she saw that this future sister-in-law who didn't know much politeness took the initiative to talk, but she still nodded: "Yes, I'm working out." "After all, if you want to record the show and practice stronger, Xiaorou will have a greater sense of security.
After Gu Yi'an heard the answer, he said slowly: "But everyone else is losing belly, back, waist, and legs, why are you the only one who is losing brain cells?" ”
Before Huang Miao could say anything, Cao Wanrou reacted first, and apologized to Huang Miao vigorously: "Brother Huang Miao, don't worry about your sister, she didn't say that you have no brains, she, she is..."
Cao Wanrou bit her lip lightly, with an expression that she couldn't help Gu Yi'an exonerate herself, and let Gu Yi'an ask for more blessings.
Huang Miao herself is still a little angry, feeling that she can be called Huang Gongzi on the road, why is her future sister-in-law so underwhelmed, I heard that she grew up in the countryside since she was a child, she shouldn't be raised stupid, but the words that come out are all about treating others as fools, one by one.
When others are angry, I am not angry, and there is no one to replace them when they are angry, and they are not as knowledgeable as fools.
Huang Miao did a good job of psychological construction for herself, and then gritted her teeth and said: "It's okay--son-, good men don't fight with women."
Cao Wanrou: "??? "Hey, you don't understand people, do you?
Gu Yi'an didn't care about the stupid big man and green tea, after all, the IQ of human beings is indeed uneven, so he ignored the black faces of the two and muttered:
"Hey, no wonder they say that they can't stay with fools for a long time, and they are easy to be infected.
This box is so cumbersome, you just open it and take out the contents and store them separately.
Come on, come on, I'll kindly sponsor a storage bag. ”
Cao Wanrou heard Gu Yi'an's words and sneered:
"Sister, you haven't used such expensive skin care products, you probably don't know that this kind of thing must be put in its original box.
What's more, what kind of storage bag are you? It looks like a plastic bag for a few cents a piece. ”
Listening to Cao Wanrou showing her superiority everywhere, Gu Yi'an didn't care, just replied casually:
"Sister Cao, we are not related by blood, can you stop screaming at one sister all day long, do you think this is in the palace? Aren't you very happy to call me a wild girl at home, and I know it's installed here.
What's more, I see that the long-legged beauty over there has an extraordinary bearing, I pinched my fingers, and estimated that the skin care products I usually use are not worse than yours, otherwise we will ask her if the skin care products are expired if they are not packed in the bag? ”
Gu Yi'an turned his attention to Xu Baozhu, and saw that she had long red curly hair, extremely light makeup, and a hint of coquettishness of a mature woman in her bright and atmospheric facial features. seemed to notice the dispute here, so he also walked over to see the excitement.
"Oh? Heard someone wants to see my skincare products? ”
Gu Yi'an rarely showed a sincere smile: "Yes, Sister Cao and Huang Mao want to learn from you and see how expensive skin care products should be stored." ”
Xu Baozhu naturally heard what was going on, and pretended not to know and directly took out the skin care products in his backpack, obviously the same as Gu Yi'an said, there was no gorgeous packaging, just simply wrapped in a cloth bag, which greatly saved space.
Cao Wanrou was a little unhappy when she watched the two sing and harmonize, after all, she already regarded herself as the next generation of the hostess of the Xu family, and the Xu family was in her bag, how could this sister-in-law still turn her elbow out.
On the contrary, Huang Miao's face suddenly realized, took the plastic bag in Gu Yi'an's hand, and said with a satisfied face: "Xiaorou, look, Gu Yi'an still cares about you very much, and he came up with ideas and bags." Then he shook the plastic bag in his hand, and threw out a pile of foam.
"What is this?" Huang Miao said suspiciously.
Gu Yi'an said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just that some of the melon seeds I packed before have been eaten, and the bag is not wasted." ”
Huang Miao stuffed it back to Gu Yi'an in disgust: "Forget it, this is indeed a bit too low." Besides, this kind of garbage, what do you keep it for, you just throw it away. ”
Gu Yi'an continued to jump repeatedly on Huang Miao's bottom line: "Although I am a person with no quality, I can't bear to let the plastic bag that I once dedicated to me not fall like duckweed, so I am in a hurry to classify its garbage."
Xu Baozhu snorted and laughed, and felt more and more that this real daughter who was living among the people was interesting, just like that sentence, he was not the kind of pretentious person, and the white lotus Xu Lian was not the same kind of person.
said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, Xu Lian noticed the movement here, and couldn't help but come over, regardless of the squeeze of 3721 Xu Baozhu:
"Sister Baozhu, your skin care products won't be a three-no product, our Xiaorou is a private customized model of the mystery of Hailing.
Why is your bottle still plastic? That's too low, isn't it?
Even an eighteenth-tier singer like me has given himself a classic version of the mystery of Hailing.
If you want me to say, women should love themselves well, don't be reluctant to spend money for themselves, money can still be earned, but it is irreversible to become ugly and old.
Otherwise, how many anti-aging skin care serums can I recommend to you? I bought it for my mom during the holidays and she said it worked. ”
Cao Wanrou didn't want to care about Xu Lian's stupidity, but this idiot actually mentioned her name again, so she couldn't help but pull her sleeve and signaled her not to continue.
Xu Lian thought that Cao Wanrou was praising her for doing a good job, and she became more and more proud.
Xu Baozhu twitched the corner of his mouth: "I don't seem to be a few months older than you, are you sure to recommend your mother's age to me?" ”
Gu Yi'an's words were not shocking: "Bai Lian'er may treat you as a mother, from the truth, when did you have such a good son who wants to die of filial piety." ”
Those who are yin and yang and those who are not yin and yang are silent......