Chapter 337: The Happiness of Troubles and the Troubles of Happiness
『Tennis! RANK 1!』
With a burst of passionate and generous sound effects, a green virtual tennis court appeared on the Jiang family's TV screen.
The red clay and green space of the tennis court are intertwined like a beautiful picture.
Sunlight shines through the leaves on the sidelines and creates a dreamlike atmosphere.
Tennis, for the vast majority of ordinary people, is actually a minority sport that only hears its name and does not see its ball.
After all, if you want to play tennis, you must have a tennis court, and it can't be a badminton court like a badminton court where you can play with a banner, which has high requirements for the ground.
Therefore, Bai Xiaoli has grown so big, and in fact, he has never played tennis once. At this time, she looked at the joy-con tennis racket in her hand and froze.
But compared to the fact that I picked up this electronic tennis racket for some reason.
What made her feel even more speechless was what Jiang Zheng said about "playing with me", which was really just playing with me, just playing this video game.
Yes, when Jiang Zheng returned home with a bewildered little chestnut, he immediately turned on the game console.
Then insert the two joy-con sommatic handles into the tennis racket accessories, one of them is handed to the little chestnut, and it starts on its own.
"Hah!" Before Xiao Lizi could react, he saw Jiang Zheng next to him unceremoniously raising his tennis racket and waving it.
The blue player on the screen also quickly hit the ball into the scoring area of the opposite court.
'Score!' jiangzheng’1——0 'bendanhualishu'』
Whoa, whoa, whoa! There was a burst of cheers from the audience on the side of the screen, as if to say that Jiang Zheng played this ball awesomely.
It wasn't until Jiang Zheng scored on the serve that Bai Xiaoli came back to his senses, and hurriedly widened his eyes and said:
"Wait, wait! How did you start all of a sudden! I'm not ready yet! ”
"Who made you in a daze, you deserve it."
"How do I know when you say 'play with me' is playing video games! It's normal to be in a daze! ”
"Oh? Or else? You thought I was going to let you play with something? Tell me about it? ”
When Jiang Zheng leaned over with a sly smile to ask, Xiao Lizi's face turned red and he was speechless.
While she was still in a daze, Jiang Zheng continued to quietly swing the somatosensory tennis racket and quickly scored the second goal.
'Score!' jiangzheng’2——0 'bendanhualishu'』
"Hey! Why are you secretly serving again! It's too much! I didn't do anything! ”
"Whoever lets you do nothing by yourself, and then you are not ready to go 3-0, and the person who loses by a big score in the end has to learn to bark."
"When did you set such a strange rule! How I didn't know at all! ”
"Hey, serve, catch!"
"Babble! Woo wow wow wow! ”
Fortunately, Bai Xiaoli used to play various video games with her sister before, and she also knew a little about somatosensory action games.
Coupled with her agility, she quickly moved her body and swung her racket, which was able to hit the tennis ball back at the last moment.
Watching the tennis ball on TV fly into Jiang Zheng's half court with a soft crisp sound, Xiao Lizi's face was overjoyed and he smiled:
"But so, I won't be sure if I really fight."
"Drink!"
In the next second, Jiang Zheng had already controlled the character to the landing point of the tennis ball like lightning, and at the same time raised the somatosensory racket high and slammed it out!
This ball is played extremely well, not only with impeccable speed and power, but also with a very tricky angle, which happens to land on the other side of the little chestnut control character.
Seeing that Jiang Zheng scored easily, Xiao Lizi looked at him with surprise on his face and muttered:
"Didn't you say that this game was just recently bought, how can you play it so well?"
"I just bought it recently, but I used to go to the gym to play tennis, and it's almost a semi-professional level, don't you know?"
"Semi-professional? When did you go to the gym, how did I not know? ”
"I went in my last life, hurry up, it's time for you to serve, so that you don't have to learn to bark and fight."
"Damn! I've been playing video games for so many years! Let you see my backbone! Ahh ”
Three minutes later.
'Score!' jiangzheng’11——0 'bendanhualishu'』
"The game is over, congratulations to 'Jiangzheng' for winning the game~"
At the end of this round, Xiao Lizi watched the TV with demented eyes, and the somatosensory tennis racket in his hand almost fell to the ground.
It's no wonder, after all, she was beaten up by Jiang Zhengmao just now, and she lost so much that she didn't even have pants, so it's strange if she wasn't confused.
And although she shouted very loudly just now, in the real world, shouting such as blood, friendship, and so on to charge at the invincible boss is obviously meaningless.
However, the little chestnut naturally did not admit defeat, and after a moment of depression, he gritted his teeth and shouted:
"I'm not convinced! Play again! Definitely won't lose again this time! ”
"Of course you can, but you have to pay the bet first."
"Bets? Yes! That. Is that really going to be shouted? ”
"If you want to lose, hurry up, don't procrastinate."
At Jiang Zheng's strong request, Xiao Lizi had no choice but to shout "Wang" in a low voice.
Looking at her cheeks flushed with shame and shameless appearance in the face of Jiangdong's father, Jiang Zheng couldn't help laughing.
Then he dropped the somatosensory tennis racket in his hand, hugged the little chestnut, and laughed in his ear:
"I'll give you a suggestion, next time you encounter this situation, you can try to beg me, don't have to fulfill your promise so easily."
"Huh? Please? Is it useful to ask for you? ”
"Of course it works, after all, we have a different relationship now, and we have become a lot closer, haven't we?"
Jiang Zheng said as he gently stroked the back of the little chestnut, as if he was smoothing the hair of the family pet.
Bai Xiaoli also sighed when she heard it, but judging from her tone, she obviously still didn't believe that Jiang Zheng would let her go.
Just as the two were hugging each other and flirting, there was a slight movement from the door next to them.
Immediately after, several familiar figures pushed open the door and walked in one by one, and soon saw the two people in the living room.
"Oops? Jiang Zheng, little chestnut, what are you doing? ”
"Of course it's a game."
Jiang Zheng threw the little chestnut on the sofa, pointed to the game screen on the screen and said.
After changing her skirt, Du Shiyue, who looked like she was a lot more routine, looked at them, raised her eyebrows and said:
"You can hug each other when you play a game, it seems that the game you play is quite intense."
"Hahaha, it's really intense, do you want to come and have fun?"
"Okay, okay, I haven't played a lot of games with anyone, it seems like it's fun."
Su Mei also changed her clothes, she looked light, and she could vaguely see the translucent skin inside.
She giggled and ran to the living room sofa to stand, her eyes burning, and she looked at the tennis racket that Jiang Zheng was holding in her hand very expectantly.
Jiang Zheng also immediately handed over the somatosensory tennis racket, and then began to teach it hand in hand.
"By placing your thumb on the joystick on the racket, you can control the movement of the character."
"I see, that's right."
"When the ball flies over, swing the racket like this, and the angle, strength and speed of the swing will determine the outcome of the ball, so let's try it."
"It's a lot like playing tennis in real life, even though I haven't played it before, hehehe."
Su Mei laughed with Jiang Zheng while trying to control the activities of the characters on the screen, and at the same time waved the racket as an attempt.
From any point of view, Su Mei does not belong to the kind of person who has great motor nerves, but she is also half a pound and eight taels with Bai Xiaoli.
So the two soon fought fiercely in the living room, and they were actually evenly matched.
'Score!' sumei’1——0 'bendanhualishu'』
'Score!' sumei’1——1 'bendanhualishu'』
'Score!' sumei’1——2 'bendanhualishu'』
After playing for more than ten minutes, the scores on both sides rose alternately, and they actually hit a very strange score.
'Score!' sumei’41——41 'bendanhualishu'』
According to the rules of the game, one of the teams must win more than two points to end the game.
Who knew that Su Mei and Xiao Chestnut were opponents, and they couldn't close the gap after playing for a long time, and they were in a stalemate.
"Wow wow wow wow!"
"Hey, aa
At this time, although the two women shouted louder and louder, they were sweating more and more, and they also pressed their hands on their chests.
Generally speaking, when a person presses his hand on his chest, it means that the person has a problem with his breathing and is about to lose his breath.
So Du Shiyue, who was sitting next to her, couldn't help frowning, walked over to block the TV screen, and said to the two:
"You two should rest first, and then it won't be good if you can't breathe."
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
After being blocked by Du Shiyue, Su Mei and Bai Xiaoli both showed strange expressions, as if they didn't know what the sisters were doing.
"It's not that exaggerated." Bai Xiaoli took a deep breath, moved his shoulders and said:
"I'm a little tired, but I'm not out of breath."
"yes, it's just a little exercise, it's a lot worse than my evening laps."
Hearing the two say this, Du Shiyue found that their tone of voice was quite normal, and they didn't look too disordered.
So she scratched her head suspiciously, frowned, and said:
"But don't you two play tennis while covering your chest with your hands? I always feel like I can't breathe. ”
"That's it." Su Mei showed a bright smile when she heard this, put down the left hand covering her chest and said:
"If you don't cover it, won't it sway around during strenuous exercise? It's uncomfortable to hang for a long time, and that's why we're covering it. ”
"Huh?"
At the moment when she heard these "vulgar words", Du Shiyue's face turned pale, and her expression changed instantly.
Although the little chestnut next to him was not too embarrassed, he also nodded seriously, and said conclusively:
"Yes, it's really inconvenient to dangle around, Sister Shiyue, you too."
Without waiting for Xiao Lizi to rush into the minefield without thinking, and to have a Thomas maneuver in the minefield, Shen Yunyi hurriedly covered her mouth.
"Okay, okay, this strange knowledge will end here, there are still boys on the scene, no shame."
Although Shen Yunyi said that there was Jiang Zheng at the scene, her eyes were obviously staring at Du Shiyue, who was pale.
Explosion, as Du Shiyue's best friend, Miss Shen naturally knew that this best friend was now on the verge of exploding.
Isn't it, after all, Su Mei and Bai Xiaoli are happy troubles that will dangle when they do sports.
In Du Shiyue, it is one! Dot! All! No! Yes! Go out! Appear! That! Can! True! Be! Too! Good! Finish!
Yes, Du Shiyue is flat-chested, or her bust is the second-to-last in this room, only higher than Mi'er.
Su Mei, Bai Xiaoli, Shen Yunyi, Du Shiyue, Mi'er. That's probably how the bust ranking among the five people is ranked.
The worst thing is that she can't compare to Su Mei's plump human flesh bomb, even Bai Xiaoli can't compare!
Therefore, even though Miss Du's figure is very slim and shapely, the bust is definitely the biggest pain point in her life.
So much so that the two bastards who were expanding indiscriminately in the baby cafeteria were just after saying something.
Her face drooped suddenly, as if the depression of the Far North Plateau had quickly swept around the sofa.
Su Mei was so understanding, she naturally sensed that her friend was speechless.
So she hurriedly dropped her tennis racket and came to Du Shiyue's side, patted her shoulder and comforted:
"Don't mind, big boobs aren't necessarily a good thing for girls."
Yes, rich people say that they don't love money, and they all say that being rich is not necessarily happy."
"You see, this thing is not only in the way when it moves, but it also rubs a little painfully when it is shaken, which is so inconvenient."
"Yes, private planes need to be maintained and applied for routes, where can it be compared to bicycles."
"And usually when I walk, my shoulders are more sore, and I will be stared at by strange eyes, and I hate it to death."
"Yes, I can't see my toes when I look down, I can't even see the shoes I'm wearing, it's sad."
Seeing that no matter how much she comforted, Su Mei had no choice but to sigh, shrugged her shoulders at Shen Yunyi next to her, and motioned for her to come on.
Shen Yunyi shook his head, smiled and stretched out his finger to point at Jiang Zheng, meaning that at this time, only this guy's comfort worked.
Jiang Zheng and Shen Yunyi had a good heart, and also made a gesture of "wrap it up on me" at her, and walked over and sat next to Du Shiyue.
"What are you doing?" Du Shiyue glanced at him angrily and sighed:
"You're going to come over and enlighten me, aren't you? Save it, as if you could talk to me if you were reasonable. ”
"I'm not going to reason with you." Jiang Zheng winked at her and smiled:
"I just wanted to tell you that I don't care how big your bust is, what I like is you."
Sure enough, when Jiang Zheng's affectionate confession came out, Du Shiyue's pale face finally had a little more blood.
"Really?" But she still reached out and touched Jiang Zheng's cheek, pouted:
"But psychologically speaking, men like to be big, and this is the subconscious that accumulates during the baby's breastfeeding."
"That's fine, I seem to have been born drinking milk, and I don't have any lactation subconscious at all."
"Hahahaha! So let's be honest, do you like big ones? ”
"Of course I do."
“.”
As soon as these words came out, Du Shiyue immediately couldn't laugh, and the smile on her face froze in place.
Before she could say anything, Jiang Zheng held her in his arms and said softly:
"But no one says that if you like sweets, you can't like spicy food at the same time, so I like the big ones and I like the small ones, and that's healthy."
"Poof, it's good you didn't say anything 'little is cute', otherwise I'd be going crazy."
"Didn't the woman say that? But luckily, you didn't get a chance to say that to me, hehe. ”
After coaxing Du Shiyue, Jiang Zheng leaned over and kissed her thin red lips, and then showed a confident smile.
But just as the two of them leaned on the sofa to whisper and kiss secretly, several figures next to them leaned over with a swish.
Jiang Zheng turned his head to look, only to find that Su Mei was looking at him with her hands on her hips, and Shen Yunyi, Bai Xiaoli and Mi'er were also following behind.
"It's not fair." Su Mei took the lead and snorted cutely with her nose.
Then he pointed to his little mouth and muttered, "It's not enough to kiss one, I want it too." ”
Although Shen Yunyi, Bai Xiaoli and Mi'er next to him didn't say so directly, Jiang Zheng also saw the same attitude in their eyes.
For Jiang Zheng, this is probably the so-called happiness trouble, after all, one by one. Gotta kiss when.
(End of chapter)