Chapter 15 2333 Long time no see, old man
Gu Yi'an heard the sound of the system switching from a soft and cute baby to a bald man in a second, and the excitement just now turned into shock.
The electronic sound and ideology of the system can be self-programmed, and it can record the voices and forms of all the species it has seen, and it can be perfectly reproduced, but male or female, old or young, this ability to infinitely transform on 2333, who is interested in everything, is undoubtedly both helpful and torture for Gu Yi'an.
Anyone who appears in their minds every day is a childish child in the first second, a rough and dumb man in the next second, and then an old lady, a shrew, a clear man and other voices take turns to talk to themselves, and they will probably go crazy, and they will wonder if they are schizophrenic.
So since Gu Yi'an's 'convincing people with reason' forced 2333 to make three chapters of the law, 2333 generally rarely changes his voice frequently when it is not necessary, not to mention that since it found that Gu Yi'an's resistance to cute things is very low, almost every time he appears, he is incarnated as a cute baby, speaking in a soft and glutinous children's voice.
Suddenly hearing the big brother of the system society, Gu Yi'an was a little unaccustomed. Feeling that the system must be itching on the buttocks, he moved his wrists and ankles, chasing after its simulated form and making trouble.
"Who are you and Lao Tzu, I haven't seen you for more than 2333 days."
"Hee-hee-hee, just kidding the host."
One person lay on the roof of the wooden house, basking in the moon, looking at the stars in the sky, and the years were quiet for a while.
When Gu Yi'an's soul was about to dissipate in his previous life, he was captured by the system and bound by a wisp of divine soul. Then the two fought side by side in countless small worlds, accompanying each other, and over the years, even Gu Yi'an's heart had become cold and hard, and there was only a softness left for 2333.
Thinking of this, Gu Yi'an was a little more patient and asked, "In the previous small world, you relied on the merits obtained from the division of tasks to improve your energy. So what do you do now? ”
Only Gu Yi'an could see the scene in front of him, a female doll with two pigtails, a red belly pocket, and green lotus shorts, aggrieved with a pair of fingers. With big cute eyes, he looked at Gu Yi'an wateryly: "I seem to be really dripping Buji Dao, it's the first time I've encountered this situation."
Gu Yi'an's face instantly had a black line, and whoever watched the cute baby make a rough man's voice in a dialect that he didn't know where he was, he would feel that the picture in front of him was particularly disillusioned.
Gu Yi'an: "......"
Gu Yi'an: "Are you okay......?"
Looking at the system that realized something, his eyes widened, his hands tightly covered his mouth, and he continued to say indistinctly in the rough man's dialect:
"Hey, I'm also Buji, this time it really wasn't intentional. It is estimated that the energy barely supports the ideology, but the choice of voice has become uncontrollable. ”
Gu Yi'an still couldn't bear to interject directly: "Tongzi, if you have anything to do, let's eat a yo-yo plum."
"Host, the tender drops are all unable to accompany the tender for the time being. I can fall into a long hibernation. Don't forget the tender and cute drops are all small. As he spoke, he turned into a streamer and sank into Gu Yi'an's consciousness.
“2333? Tongzi? Small unity? Gu Yi'an shouted several times, but there was no response. It seems that the system has fallen into a complete slumber.
Gu Yi'an's heart was lost for a moment. Then he comforted himself, I thought I would never see the system again in this life, and after handing in all the task points and system rewards, I would part ways with the old guy who had been with me, but I didn't expect to see the system again, and I had a chance to restart the system. I'm already content.
Looking at the system panel, all the buttons were greyed out, and only one of the basic storage compartments of five cubic meters that the system originally carried was ready to use, which was a surprise. Gu Yi'an hurriedly put the spirit weapon that had just been refined and some of the drawn talismans into the storage compartment.
After Gu Yi'an crossed out the 'sacrificial jade gourd' in today's matter, he looked at the dawn of the sky, and his stomach gurgled, and he was shocked to realize that he hadn't eaten last night.
He ran swiftly into the woods, and in a short time brought pheasants and a large handful of hazelnut mushrooms.
I built a simple farmhouse stove in a leisurely manner, did a good job of fire prevention, made hazelnut mushroom stewed pheasant, and there was a ready-made casserole in the cabin just came in handy.
Gu Yi'an also searched the cupboard for half a bag of flour and rice, and made the flour into a flower roll without bothering, ready to eat it with stewed chicken for a while.
When the fragrance was overflowing and the soup in the pot was almost finished, Gu Yi'an put the powder skin in the cabin and pasted the flower roll to the side of the pot.
So when the rest of the program team came to the cabin to gather, all they saw was Gu Yi'an, who was full of food and drink, and sat comfortably on a chair.
There is also half a pot of leftover chicken soup next to it, and the remaining chicken heads and chicken feet can be seen scattered in it, and the flower rolls pasted on the side of the pot are also soaked in the taste, which looks white and fat.
"Wow, Sister Gu, you ate so heartily early in the morning." Zhang Lele's children were the first to follow the fragrance to find Gu Yi'an.
"Didn't you eat last night, and I made up for it this morning, but it's a pity that you didn't come early, otherwise you could have mixed some good meat." There is so little good meat on this pheasant. Gu Yi'an said unconcernedly.
Zhang Lele was already tired and hungry after walking for more than 40 minutes straight. At five o'clock in the morning, the program team called to inform the guests to go to the assembly point by themselves, so except for Gu Yi'an, they had to find their own transportation.
And Zhang Man and Zhang Lele did not find a taxi or a shared bicycle in Daliu Town at five o'clock in the morning, and there was not even a figure on the road, but fortunately, the things they were going to sell were not heavy, so they started the rampage mode.
Even after eating bread and milk. Zhang Lele was still dizzy from hunger.
Zhang Man, who walked in behind him, was not much better, and his face was full of words that I was so tired and tired.
Gu Yi'an looked up at the dark circles under the eyes of the two of them, and said in surprise: "Are you being sucked by the goblins?" ”
Zhang Man waved his hand, and sat directly on the stool regardless of the image: "Don't mention it, I suspect that I am not participating in a parent-child life variety show, what I am participating in is obviously a wilderness escape." ”
Zhang Man summoned the live black briquettes over, and gave a middle finger very unvividly: "The program team is really not a person, my brother and I walked for 40 minutes." That's almost as much exercise as I did for a week. ”
Zhang Lele was also protesting against the program team's cruelty to the future flowers of the motherland.
Gu Yi'an picked his teeth without any image: "Then you are usually carried by a sedan chair to walk." I only walk for 40 minutes a week. ”
Zhang Man choked and didn't get angry: "When I don't work, I can lie down and not sit, and I can sit without standing." ”
Zhang Lele also began to find a sense of existence: "I am also me." "I don't know what to be proud of.
Gu Yi'an said these ruthless words in the sweetest voice: "Oh, it turned out to be a family inheritance, disrespectful and disrespectful." Congratulations, you can finish a week's worth of exercise in advance. ”
Facing the two sisters and brothers with a confused face, Gu Yi'an kindly explained:
"You don't think that the temple fair in Yunshan is here. I have inquired, the temple in Yunshan is halfway up the mountain, and it is at least forty or fifty minutes away from here. It's all here, will the program team kindly provide transportation? ”
The expressions of the sisters and brothers changed from pale and tired to confused, and then to lifeless loveless.
With the gurgling sound in the stomachs of the two, it seems to depict a pathetic mime.
Gu Yi'an wants to shoot this scene, in case he wants to change careers to become a director, he can use it as material for a movie.
Obviously, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, and there is no end to the mime in the face of the sister and brother.
Gu Yi'an is rare and wants to be a good person once. So he asked tentatively:
"If you don't dislike it, do you eat chicken soup and rice? I didn't just eat it in the pot, I used a spoon to scoop it out and eat it. ”
Yes, Gu Yi'an's staple food is not only the flower roll, but also made a pot of rice, and now there is still most of the pot left, and the rest originally wanted to make a fried rice and take it up the mountain, but now it is better to take care of the 'disaster victims' first.
Zhang Man's and Zhang Lele's similar apricot eyes lit up in an instant at the same time, from lifeless to like the light of an incandescent lamp. Then he nodded busily, for fear that it would be too late for Gu Yi'an to retract her words.
Pity our actress, in order to maintain her figure, she doesn't dare to eat carbs at all, and high-purine ones like chicken soup have been added to the blacklist.
Today, I was going to eat chicken soup and rice, it was the same as the festival, Zhang Man was excited in his heart, and his face was not obvious. It's just that he went to the kitchen to get the dishes and chopsticks, added two bowls of rice, and didn't need to say hello to him, he poured chicken soup on the rice with Zhang Lele, and ate the soup-soaked flower rolls one by one.
This staple food is the way to eat the staple food, Gu Yi'an really can't understand it, so he simply sent the Buddha to the west. Blanch all the remaining noodles and cook them, mix half of them into cold dishes with the old godmother she brought, and add the other half to the remaining chicken soup. It's kind of a dish for the poor children.
Gu Yi'an looked at the fragrance of the two of them with loving eyes, and felt a sense of satisfaction in cultivating the system.
The voices of the director and other guests were heard from afar.
Gu Yi'an saw that the two sisters and brothers of the Zhang family had obviously accelerated the speed of cooking. I can't help but sigh, worthy of a family of actors, in order not to delay the recording progress, not only was the first to come, but now I am working hard, which is really dedicated.
If the two sisters and brothers knew Gu Yi'an's thoughts, they would probably say that this was a beautiful misunderstanding, and they were obviously afraid that someone would covet their chicken soup and rice. Maybe it's because of the bonus of being hungry, it feels like they've never eaten such delicious chicken soup and rice.
The flavor of hazelnut mushrooms and chicken completely penetrates into the chicken broth, making the chicken broth sweet and rich, poured on the well-defined rice, and the fragrant rice aroma blends perfectly in the mouth.
Even the flower rolls are stained with chicken broth and are fluffy and flavorful. Later, the added noodles were very good.
The two sisters and brothers ate and drank to their heart's content, burped contentedly, and cleaned up the battlefield before the program team came in.
The two looked at each other and high-fived happily.
Gu Yi'an shook his head and chuckled.
Zhang Man looked at the girl bathed in the sunlight by the window, and only felt that her whole body and mind were warm. Thinking of Zhang Lele's words, it seems to be a good idea.
"That, An An, in fact, I went back yesterday and asked, what Lele said yesterday that he originally had two sisters turned out to be true, you may really be my long-lost second sister"
Zhang Man pretended to be overjoyed and cried and wiped his tears, and continued, "Otherwise, you can go home with me after the recording of this episode is completed." My grandmother's cooking is really delicious, you will definitely like it. ”
Gu Yi'an is full of black lines, what kind of new type of abduction routine is this, is the traffickers all rolled up like this now, and they have to become a movie queen before they become a teacher.