Chapter 18 Sweet mouth, or you will cry bitterly

Next to the 'thing' Yunshan, from the foot of the mountain to the halfway up the mountain, on both sides of the road, there are some temporary stalls set up in an orderly manner, most of which sell souvenirs, handicrafts, and some products related to the marriage of couples.

There are also a few old men wearing Taoist robes, with gossip plates and other things in front of them, their hair and beards are all white, and the wind blows their beards and robes, holding a fairy wind Dao bone, and there is a flag erected on the side, which says Calculate marriage, fortune or name, etc.

On the road to the 'Acacia Temple', Gu Yi'an was sitting bored at the back of his stall, drinking homemade bubble tea while holding an opaque straw cup close to 1L, while watching the tourists coming and going in a daze.

Gu Yi'an and the other guests' booths are far away and not well-known, even if they find the equipment around her that is being filmed, they will subconsciously ignore it. And because she is too young, even with the addition of Yunshan and Acacia metaphysical culture, there are still few people stopping in front of her stall.

Gu Yi'an had nothing to do and listened to the white-bearded old man in a Taoist robe in the stall diagonally opposite, telling the couple in front of him about the past and present lives of the two.

"The two of you are married for three lifetimes. The first little girl was the daughter of Lord Shangshu, and the young man was the son of the steward of the outer court. The two of you are not in the right household, and even if you truly love each other, you are still invincible to the constraints of the world. Later, the young lady entered the palace as a concubine, and the son of the steward became a eunuch despite the obstruction. I have been with Miss for a lifetime. ”

The old man stroked his beard and sighed: "In the second life, you should have a lover and eventually become a family, but unfortunately in the last life, because of the struggle between the palace and the palace, you joined forces to kill too much, so you all gave birth to a male body, it was a feudal dynasty, your habit of breaking sleeves is not allowed in the world, and finally you were sold to the black coal kiln, and you died of illness at a young age. ”

"What about our lives, we have neither identity gaps nor gender barriers, can we live happily together for a lifetime?" The boy asked urgently.

"I don't want you to marry." There was a cry in the girl's voice.

"No matter what, the two of you should have had a three-generation marriage, but it's a pity that heaven is not benevolent, and all things are used as dogs. If you want to be together, I can only avoid those punishments for you in advance because of the way of heaven, as long as these external factors are abandoned, as long as you truly love each other and tolerate each other, you will definitely be able to spend your life happily. ”

"That's what we need to do."

"This shielding of the Heavenly Dao will damage my own cultivation for me, if it weren't for you, it's a pity......"

"We know, we know." The boy said that he was about to transfer money to the QR code in front of the long-bearded old man.

The old man stroked his beard, and when he saw the boy lose the amount to four figures, he hurriedly shouted to stop: "Just three digits, just make a good fate." ”

The couple took the marriage charm given by the old man and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute."

The couple turned their heads to see Gu Yi'an, who was sitting behind a simple stall with his hands in his hands, and his face was full of doubts.

"The marriage talisman is not suitable for you, I have the peach blossom talisman here, so that you can find the right person to start the next relationship as soon as possible, and avoid detours. If you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, as long as it's two thousand. Gu Yi'an said without fear of death.

"Why are you like this, do you make any kind of money? Cursing us for breaking up in front of us? The little girl was so angry that her face turned red.

The boy shook his girlfriend's hand and said solemnly to Gu Yi'an: "No need, I hope you can have the most basic bottom line of a person." ”

The long-bearded old man also helped: "Little girl, there are rules to behave, you have caused trouble to my guests." You said that the marriage charm is not suitable for them, so what is suitable for couples? ”

Gu Yi'an didn't have any explanation in the face of the accusations of everyone present, but just took another sip of milk tea and repeated: "The peach blossom charm is 2000, and the hexagram is 999 if you count the hexagram, and you don't bargain." ”

Seeing that she didn't eat oil and salt, although the little couple was as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly, they were still ready to turn around and leave.

Gu Yi'an let out a long sigh and was about to say something. I saw two policemen walking over from the crowd of onlookers and saying, "Who called the police?" What's the alarm? ”

"Uncle Policeman, it's me." A girl in low heels with rhinestones and a long skirt stepped forward. Behind him stood a man and a woman.

Gu Yi'an looked at the three of them and raised his eyebrows, the three of them were Xu Lian, Sun Yue and Xu Baozhu, who should have been recording on the other side.

Xu Baozhu smiled at Gu Yi'an embarrassedly, walked up to her and whispered, "I'm sorry, Xiao An, the two of them don't know what kind of wind they smoked, I didn't stop it." ”

Gu Yi'an took out a lollipop and handed it to Xu Baozhu: "Come, sweet mouth, otherwise you will cry bitterly for a while." ”

Xu Baozhu: "??? ”

"My name is Xu Lian, I'm a singer, this is my partner Sun Yue, and our group is called 'Summer Soda'. is now participating in a variety show called "Friends Come Together", the person I reported is called Gu Yi'an, and I found that she is engaged in feudal superstition. Xu Lian bit her lip lightly, as if she had mustered up a lot of courage.

Then he turned his gaze to Gu Yi'an, his eyes dodged, but in a tone that he wanted to help the misguided girl get lost:

"We are in the same program group, I am afraid that you will go the wrong way, and I am even more afraid that you will come here to deceive the ignorant masses. Before you make a big mistake, stop it. As long as you have the courage to admit your mistakes, I believe that the police uncle will give you a chance. ”

Xiao Wang, a police officer in his twenties who just graduated from the police academy: "......." "The police can, but the uncle doesn't have to.

"White Lotus, in order to thank you for your advice, I will also send you 4 words to do your."

Hearing Gu Yi'an's words, Xu Lian's face turned from white to blue and from blue to red, as if she had never met such a vulgar person, and tears began to roll in her eyes.

"Xiaolian is also kind, don't you know what to do, comrade police, since this female liar doesn't listen to advice, you can take her away and educate her well." Sun Yue, who had been following Xu Lian in a protective posture, said angrily.

"Brother Yue..." Xu Lian looked at Sun Yue with emotion, and half of her body leaned on Sun Yue.

Sun Yue looked at Xu Lian, who was like a cat that had been hurt, and felt more and more pity, and when he turned his gaze to Gu Yi'an, his face turned unkind.

"This white lotus's love brother, do you know why Xiao Ming's grandmother can live to 99? Because she's not nosy. ”

Sun Yue seemed to be slandered, glanced at Xu Baozhu, and explained: "Xiaolian is just my childhood sweetheart's sister next door and a business partner who fights side by side, not as dirty as you think." As if he was afraid of something, Sun Yue began to urge the police to deal with Gu Yi'an again.

"Okay, do you have any evidence to report her for cheating money? How much money is involved? The police said businessmanlikely.

How could Sun Yue and Xu Lian know this, they couldn't answer, and instead turned their eyes to the couple who were standing aside and didn't have time to leave, and their eyes lit up:

"Hello, I have already helped you report to the police, did she want to trick you into buying her peach blossom charm and fortune-telling just now, the amount of this fraud has reached five thousand."

The girl who was still angry because of Gu Yi'an's words just now swept Gu Yi'an's innocent face, and said hesitantly:

"Actually, it's just a few quarrels, we haven't been cheated of money, not to the extent of calling the police, she just needs to apologize to us."

"Is someone threatening you, you just said that, if there is anything you can boldly say to the police uncle, Brother Yue and I will also be on your side." Xu Lian glanced at Sun Yue, obviously not wanting to let Gu Yi'an go so easily.

The couple shook their heads at the same time, this one really didn't.

"Then what about her feudal superstitions?" Xu Lian didn't want to give up and turned to the direction of the police.

"You should know that the temple fair held here is a temple fair, the temple fair is a tradition in Yunshan, and it is reasonable and legal to file the official case before the temple fair is held every year.

And most people come for the view of lovesickness, or for the sake of marriage charms and other symbols.

It is a common phenomenon to set up stalls and tell fortunes above the temple fair, but it is just a folk activity.

If you don't believe it, if you take it back for education as you said, there is no need to hold temple fairs, and there is no need to open the Acacia Temple, then it is estimated that the entire police station will be dissatisfied. The policeman patiently explained.

Gu Yi'an seemed to be half a beat slower:

"White Lotus, don't raise my prices, it's only 4999.

And what kind of nonsense are you talking about, how can metaphysical things be called fraud. I haven't counted the hexagram yet, why do I say I'm not accurate?

I also want to say that you have violated my right to reputation, questioned my level, and caused me mental damage, and I ask you to compensate me for my moral damages. ”

Xu Lian seemed to be a little speechless, glanced at Sun Yue, and Mo Dao's voice came from the earphones: "Sun Yue, Sun Yue, let Gu Yi'an calculate a hexagram for you." ”

Sun Yue hesitated for a moment before continuing to wonder: "Since you are so confident in yourself, can you calculate what will happen to me in the next ten minutes?"

"Want me to tell fortunes for free? You're not qualified yet. Look here, my hexagram 999. Pay if you want to calculate, don't disturb my business if you don't want to calculate. Gu Yi'an pointed to the price list he had written.

Sun Yue had an expression that you were provoking me, and I wouldn't be fooled, but he still couldn't hold back:

"Okay, I want to see if you're accurate, if you're not accurate, I won't set you up, after all, they're all people who participate in a show.

As long as you apologize to the young couple and Xiaolian in front of everyone, after all, what you just said is too unreasonable. ”

Gu Yi'an was there, watching Sun Yue and Xu Lian sing and play, staring directly at the live broadcast of the black briquettes and said:

"What? Director Mo, have we changed it to a tricky show? The actors you hired don't have good acting skills. Drinking too much soda this summer and starting to bubble in your brain?

Xu Lian is stupid and unaware, and her acting skills are spicy. Sun Yue's acting is too exaggerated, I really think I am making a movie. Director Mo, are you Jiang Lang exhausted, the trick has come to me. ”

Mo Dao touched his bare head, felt the sweat on his hand, and didn't dare to confront Gu Yi'an's momentum for some reason, even if he was said in front of everyone that Jiang Lang was exhausted, he didn't dare to have any dissatisfaction.

This feeling is worse than every time I see my father-in-law in a high position. For a while, he didn't know how to deal with it, this was definitely the first time he had been so at a loss for so many years.

"Director Mo, do you want to close the live broadcast?" The assistant asked tentatively.

"Look again."