The elder gave Gu Yi'an a performance on the spot, and he didn't listen to what was going on outside the window, and Kong Ming, who had never spoken on the side, saw this, and was afraid that he would snub Gu Yi'an.

So he opened his mouth to explain: "Master Gu, the elder is a Fu Seal maniac, and he is easy to get carried away when he encounters something related to Fu Seal. Makes you smile. ”

Is that how you arrange your elders? Is it that he can't carry a knife? Moreover, you show that you are very sophisticated in human affairs, and you can't erase the fact that Yi Rong sold a marriage talisman to a pair of brothers and sisters that day.

Gu Yi'an looked at Kongming with a hard word, this Taoist priest is not suitable for the examination.

Kong Wen doesn't want Kong Ming to attract all the attention of the big guy, he has already left a bad impression on the big guy, and he can make up for it.

Gu Yi'an's eyes seemed to stop for a few seconds after Kong Ming finished arranging the elders, so he thought that Gu Yi'an was also interested in gossip like his own elder sister, so he also racked his brains to think about the elder's second or third things.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and it was still what the master told me:

"Big guy, Master Gu, junior brother is right, our elder has made a lot of jokes because of his addiction to talismans. Hahaha. At that time, my master was not the master of the Acacia Temple, but an ordinary disciple of the Guan.

The elder once announced that he would retreat for seven days because of his study of drawing talismans, and no one was allowed to disturb him.

So except for the disciples who were in charge of delivering three meals a day, no one dared to approach the elder's courtyard. ”

Speaking of this, Kong Wen lowered his voice with a look of apprehension, and glanced at the elder who was still addicted to the talisman.

After all, the elder's violent temper is obvious to all from top to bottom, and the status of the elder in the view is a transcendent existence.

If he really violated the rules of the elder, his favorite thing to do was to punish the disciple for cleaning the toilet, and he didn't know why the elder was so obsessed with cleaning the toilet. ”

Gu Yi'an saw the empty questions that he was talking about, and it was really difficult to equate it with Xu Baozhu's cold-hearted brother in the show.

Looking at Kong Ming and Xiaotong on the side, they also agreed, and it is estimated that they are usually punished by the elders for cleaning the toilet. Thinking of the elder who carried wet wipes with him, he seemed to know a little bit about the elder's cleanliness.

Gu Yi'an listened carefully with his ears pricked up, and Kong Ming's enthusiasm for storytelling was unprecedentedly high:

"It is said that thirty or forty years ago, the Acacia Temple did not have the current scale, and the number of disciples in the Temple was limited. In addition to completing daily schoolwork, they wear many hats.

Therefore, every time I went to deliver food to the elders, it fell on a young disciple who had just entered the meditation and was relatively free.

You know, this little disciple is simply a talent.

The reason why he entered the lovesick view was because he was dead skinned, sprinkling and rolling and begging at home.

Just because he was young at that time, he was obsessed with immortal cultivation novels, thinking that the people in the Taoist temple were all cultivating immortals, and he also wanted to experience the feeling of cultivating immortals by mortals, thinking that he was Long Aotian. ”

The boy seemed to have heard the story for the first time, and was staring at it curiously.

The expression on Gu Yi'an's face did not change, but he wanted to scold the street in his heart, this storyteller who told himself laughed and couldn't go on was also the first time to see it, and it was a bad review.

And Kong Ming looked at Kong Wen indescribably, but looking at his expression, he seemed to know what Kong Wen wanted to say, and yes, after all, they were all masters.

"Oh, I'm sorry, every time I'm sad, I take it out and think about it, and in an instant all the unhappiness is gone, and this story is just stuck in my laughter for me. Hey, hey, hey.

Let's continue to say, that little disciple thought that the Taoist temple was full of immortal cultivators, and he had never seen the elders and the master in the canteen in the past few days, so he was even more determined to think that they were the masters who had reached the realm of Bigu.

When he was arranged to deliver food to the retreating elders, he was particularly puzzled, and asked from his soul, why did the elders still send him food when they were all in the valley, didn't this delay the elders' cultivation time?

At that time, my master was in charge of taking him, and when I heard him ask, I probably wanted to tease the new junior brother.

So he told him that although the elder has been able to open the valley, this is the secret of the Acacia Temple, after all, there are still certain barriers between immortal cultivators and mortals, so three meals a day still have to be made, and the elders themselves will deal with it, and the deeper problems can only be known when they stay in the temple for a longer time.

The little disciple was convinced, and felt that sending food to the elder was also cooperating with the elder, which belonged to the first test of Guan Li for him. So he really took it very seriously.

But every time I went to collect the food for the elders, I found that the food had not been touched, and I thought that the elders were in retreat, and they might not have time to do what the senior brother said, 'handle the food'.

So he decided to share the elders' worries, but considering the 'confidentiality' of this matter, he didn't dare to tell others, for fear that he would not do something properly and let mortals know what they shouldn't know, which would cause chaos, so he decided to dispose of these meals himself.

But his education since he was a child told him that every grain was hard, and he couldn't bear to throw it away directly, wasting food, so every time he took back the food that the elders had not touched, he ate it himself.

Although the food in the view is not very good, it is completely fine for people to be full.

However, in order not to let people find out, he had to go to the dining hall every day to get his share of food and eat it as if nothing had happened.

Once he doesn't go, the senior brother in the room will also see that he is young and kindly leave him food.

So the little disciple had to eat the amount of a child and the amount of an adult man every day.

Five days passed like this, and one day my master noticed that he was not in the right state, and he had a fever and began to talk nonsense.

At that time, the master of the temple had some medical skills and found that the little disciple had a fever caused by food accumulation. Plus indigestion leads to constipation. At that time, the little disciple's belly was already as big as a watermelon.

Hey, you know, it's full of grains and grains.

Finally, the little disciple used the cork to go to the toilet, tsk, you don't know, that small hill..., almost didn't block the toilet. ”

A few people who listened to the story instantly felt that the mutton skewers in their hands were not fragrant, but there was no need to describe them in such detail, as if you had seen them with your own eyes.

But Kong Wen felt tired of talking, took a sip of tea, and took two skewers to replenish his energy.

Gu Yi'an: He's a ruthless person...

Kong Wen was afraid that the officials would be in a hurry, so he continued, "After the healing of the Guan Lord, the fever of the little disciple has finally subsided.

Under the inquiry of the former contemplator, the little disciple knew the whole story with a face on his face that the sacrifice for the contemplation was my own voluntariness.

So the foresight didn't care about the rules of the elders, and broke into the door directly. I saw that the elder who had always been immortal and elegant was crawling out of the study at this moment.

Yes, climb out ...

If you want me to say, it's fortunate that it's not an ancient emperor, otherwise I would have been beheaded if I saw this embarrassment.

According to my master, the elder was already pale, his lips were chapped, and his eyes were full of stars.

Later, I learned that the elder had been obsessed with studying the talisman seal, and had been working all night for several nights in a row.

Coupled with the fact that no one reminded him to eat this time, he couldn't remember it himself.

It wasn't until I fainted from hunger, and I don't know how long I lay on the ground, that I became conscious, but I was so weak that I could only crawl out for help. ”

As he spoke, Kong Ming snorted several times in his mouth.

Xiao Tong saw that Kong Ming only cared about reminiscing about the story and did not continue to tell, and urged: "Then what? And then what? ”

"Hey, no, I let the elder eat liquid food for several days before he slowly brought it back.

As for my master, for instilling bad values in his new disciples, he was punished for copying his daily homework ten times a day for a month.

At that time, my master had to stay up until 3 o'clock in the morning every day, and according to him, the reason why he was not taller than 1.7 meters was because he was tired at that month. ”

Gu Yi'an saw Xiao Tong breathe a long sigh of relief, and couldn't help but wonder, what does it have to do with this child?

Xu is Gu Yi'an's eyes are too storytelling and oppressive. Xiao Tong explained like an adult: "Hey, in fact, I have always had a big worry in my heart, that is, my grandfather and my father are both less than 1.7 meters, and I am afraid that I will not grow tall when I grow up."

Today, I heard that I learned that my grandfather was so short because he stayed up late when he was a child.

And my dad once said that he could have grown taller, but because of his filial piety, he knew that my grandfather was most dissatisfied with his height, and he was afraid that he would make his grandfather sad if he surpassed him, so he deliberately ate a lot of junk food when he was a child, so he didn't grow tall.

However, he regretted it when he grew up, so he found my mother as his wife, saying that he wanted to improve his genes, so that the next generation would not grow taller as long as they did not eat junk food.

But today I learned that my grandfather and dad are short because of genes, and my mom is tall and can improve genes. Then I'm sure I can't be shorter.

Just don't be too tall, don't want to be more than two meters! Hey, new troubles have arisen. ”

Gu Yi'an looked at the child indescribably, no matter how smart a child is, he can't escape the fate of being fooled by his parents.

The pity in his eyes is about to turn into substance: "There is really no need for your new troubles to exist. And what do you mean by that you are the grandson of the Lord? ”

Xiao Tong nodded, not very proud of his identity.

Gu Yi'an shook his head, what kind of poor family's children are in charge early, this proper official for three generations, I heard that the master of this lovesick view is also organized.

"Then does your father want his son to inherit his father's business? Are you from a Taoist family? ”

"My dad is not a Taoist priest, and my grandfather, who is also the master, said that he is an unsuccessful person." Xiao Tong said with a sad face.

Kong Ming added helplessly on the side: "Actually, Xiaotong's father is an actor, and he should be quite famous." As for the children.... His father sent him to do his filial piety..."