Chapter 21: The number one brainless powder
"Wow, you're so embarrassed, who's a slug? The hospital gown I just changed into was soiled by you. ”
Ye Xiaoxuan was speechless, and his brother who was always tall on weekdays cried like a child.
She couldn't stand the eyes of her fellow patients, pinched Lin Fan's ears and pulled them, and said with a red face: "Okay!" Brother, we haven't seen each other for two days, so there's no need to be so sensational. ”
Lin Fan noticed the gaze behind him, the nurse was looking at him with disgust on her face, Lin Fan quickly got out of the way, and said stiffly: "You know a fart, this is called iron man tenderness." ”
"As long as you're still an iron man, you can't do 20 weak chickens with push-ups."
Ye Xiaoxuan sneered mercilessly, Lin Fan was suddenly a little embarrassed, this body that had been lacking exercise for a long time was indeed too weak.
Ye Xiaoxuan raised his eyebrows playfully, "What, take me home?" I'm going to pack my bags and I'll be done in a minute! ”
On the surface, it was a joke, Lin Fan felt a sour feeling in his heart, knowing that this girl was afraid of wasting money on treatment.
"Take you back and make trouble for me?"
Lin Fan pretended to look disgusted, glanced at Nizi, raised his chin and said, "Ready to transfer to the VIP ward, your brother is now back in the ranks of rich people." ”
"I have already paid for the operation, and Dean He will personally operate on you on the first of next month."
"Really?"
"That's still fake."
Ye Xiaoxuan suddenly frowned, and said resolutely: "You won't borrow usury, right?" If so, don't get the money back right away, I'll jump from here now. ”
Lin Fan was taken aback, knowing this girl's temper, this was by no means a joke.
So he told how he killed all sides in the Divine Domain and how he made money.
"Hahaha...... I'll just say, why is this player, who is called a profiteer, so like you! ”
Ye Xiaoxuan suddenly laughed heartlessly, and Lin Fan had a black question mark on his face.
Ye Xiaoxuan handed the tablet over to show him, and Lin Fan took the tablet and his face quickly collapsed.
On the screen is the official forum of "God's Domain", and the post at the top is called "Remember this scumbag, the official invited to deceive us Kryptonite"
Click in to take a look, the first thing to bear the brunt of is a high-definition photo of "mortal gods" in the afternoon.
Thread:
Xiao Zhuang: "I have never seen such a brazen person, I have long broken the news that this mortal god is an official tester, and he also deliberately induces players to recharge by swiping a single copy." ”
Montenegro old waist: "From the beginning, I felt that something was wrong with this person, and I admitted that he was a tester, and the official still didn't deal with it?" ”
Imperial God of War: "Break the game and kill profiteers to ruin my youth, mortal gods I cao@#¥%"
……
The post was sent out less than an hour ago, and the number of followers exceeded 10,000, which directly became the headline of the forum.
"Uh...... Is there really anyone who buys transitional equipment for 1 million? ”
Lin Fan touched his chin in wonder, he still planned to deal with it at a low price if he couldn't sell it.
Ye Xiaoxuan shook his head and smiled playfully at him: "I know that my brother is the strongest no matter what game it is, I have no brains to fan you, Triple Crown Champion Ernie sauce!" ”
"A must."
Lin Fan pretended to nod deeply, seeing that his sister was in a good state of mind, and his mood was much better.
In the past, whether it was playing professional games or training, Xiao Xuan was always in the closest seat to the stands.
Lin Fan has long been accustomed to this kind of lifestyle, so he will do his best to protect this silly girl.
It's not so much that Xiao Xuan has always relied on him, but that she is his spiritual pillar.
"Remember to listen to the nurse's sister, don't lose your temper all the time." Seeing that the doctor came to change the hanging bottle, Lin Fan kept chattering.
Ye Xiaoxuan was well-behaved like a kitten, and nodded with a pout.
"Brother."
Before parting, Xiao Xuan stopped Lin Fan without saying anything.
"What's wrong?" Lin Fan turned to look at Silly Nizi.
Xiao Xuan's pretty face was a little more red, his eyes were blinked, and he smiled coquettishly: "When I finish the operation, will I be a nurse to assist you?" ”
Lin Fan's heart warmed, and he nodded with a smile: "Okay, brother is waiting for you." ”
……
Back at the rental house, Lin Fan called the fat man.
"I died laughing, what the stupid hats in the work group are messing with, all of them are apologizing wildly in my circle of friends."
The fat man couldn't help laughing wildly, his colleagues who had mocked him before in the circle of friends lined up to be publicly executed by the fat man at the behest of Chen Wei, but he was overjoyed by this product.
"Don't laugh, I'll talk to you about some serious things, remember the guild I mentioned to you earlier, right?" Lin Fan is colorful.
"Remember, of course remember, do you really want to do it?"
Lin Fan thought for a while and said, "The guild stronghold battle is about to start, and it will be more troublesome to miss this opportunity in the future, so you have to stand the pit first." ”
"Yes...... But the fucking five million registration fee, this is too expensive! ”
The fat man hesitated, this money was really an astronomical amount for his two difficult brothers.
"There's still a week to go, the money should be available, even if you go to borrow, you have to borrow it." Lin Fan said solemnly.
Guild strongholds are crucial in the late game, and as the player/monster level increases, the more powerful the guild will be able to get a head start on quest reclamation/convention battles.
Some rare items/world bosses are difficult to conquer with personal strength.
And the player's reputation points are set to a large extent in the service of guild wars.
Fat man: "Oh, yes, the equipment you got in the afternoon, you did make a fortune!" ”
"Well, I saw someone on the forum saying that they should have made a small profit of 100."
"Shrimp? Isn't it 180 Ws? Can you be sincere, Comrade Lin Fan? ”
This time it was Lin Fan's turn to be stunned, "1.8 million? ”
The fat man told the dealer about the price speculation, Lin Fan only felt that his heart was dripping blood, and he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
His grandma's!
Desperately kill the boss, but as a result, the businessman turned his hands upside down, and he made a net profit of 800 gold coins at zero cost!
What kind of broken game, don't play it anymore?
The black-hearted merchant has all kinds of games, but the black-hearted black merchant in the Divine Domain is the blackest.
Even Lin Fan has to admire this point, after all, not any player has the vision to dare to hype up like this, otherwise if the equipment is smashed in his hands, it will be a blood loss.
After adjusting his mood, Lin Fan agreed with the fat man to enter the game.
Time travels, and the picture is twisted.
Lin Fan appeared in the despicable river, and Efuya crouched behind the big rock and peeked at him.
"Ordinary and weak adventurer, can you please change Miss Ben's clothes?" Efuya asked with a flush of cheeks.
Lin Fan's eyes instantly showed a wolf-like brilliance, and he had such a wonderful start just after he went online!
Efuya in front of her, who was wearing a single dress, this hot delicate body, this beautiful face, Lin Fan's excited heart, and trembling hands were self-evident.
As a dead otaku, this is what he is most satisfied with in "God's Domain"!
What anti-harmony system actually exists in name only, and there is no such thing as a mosaic of mystery that hinders the progress of civilization.
Because of this, to a certain extent, "God's Domain" has been strongly resisted by parents of bear children from all walks of life since its launch.
But, then, it is not an egg.
The gods don't pay attention to the nonsense of the parents.
"You have Eveya's Favor, +10 (10/100)"
Equipping the sick girl will increase Lin Fan's friendship with NPCs.
Lin Fan's eyes lit up, and he muttered: "It is rumored that when the friendship value with an NPC of the opposite sex reaches 100 points, you can also marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a monkey......
In his previous life, Lin Fan was either striking gold, or he was struggling in super hardcore mode, and he didn't have the leisure to study the relationship with NPCs.
However, he knew that once the world of God Domain and reality merged, the NPCs in the game would not disappear, and to some extent, they would be no different from the players.
Of course, Lin Fan is a serious silver.
He cares about clues to hidden quests/classes, which require a certain level of friendliness to trigger.
However, it is not easy to increase the friendship value with NPCs, and the conditions are usually very demanding.
If he hadn't cleared [Fright Night] and got Efuya's lost equipment, he wouldn't have increased his friendliness by 10 points, and the difficulty can be imagined.
However, Efuya's sister is indeed a good breakthrough.
"Well, it's worth taking advantage of."
Lin Fan pondered for a moment, and took Efuya back to the suspension bridge to Edgar City.
"The man...... That man is a mortal god! ”
"There's an NPC girl with you? Damn, it's so big! Is this the demeanor of the great god? ”
Lin Fan's arrival caused a small commotion.
"Wow!! Jimei, look! What a handsome warrior! ”
"According to my years of experience in judging men, from the analysis of his standing posture, he must be a handsome guy in reality!"
But the commotion was quickly drowned out by the screams of the girl players.
In the distance, a high-level warrior in a gray cloak and a silver sword stood with his back against the drawbridge.
The warrior lifted his cloak, and in an instant the screams rose higher and higher.
He has handsome and invincible facial features, diamond shining silver hair, and a figure as tall as a sword.
And his voice was super magnetic, his golden pupils stared at Lin Fan, and said lightly: "Dare to ask Your Excellency, where is your sword pointing?" ”