Chapter 52: Xiaobao
"Ahhhh
With a scream, Luo Jun rolled his eyes and was about to fall. Gu Yi'an's eyes were quick, like carrying a chicken, he grabbed the back of Luo Jun's fate by the neck and put him against the wall.
Looking at the little ghost in front of him who had changed from crying to sobbing in a low voice, Gu Yi'an raised his eyebrows.
I saw him from the moment I first entered the house, but I didn't see any malice towards him, plus he was the aboriginal here, as long as they didn't disturb each other, Gu Yi'an didn't mind.
Wearing a school uniform and a red scarf, the little boy who looked five or six years old had half of his head flattened, one eye protruding, and the other falling out with the little boy's throbbing movements.
As if he was afraid of Gu Yi'an, Gu Yi'an moved his steps slightly, and the little ghost kept retreating until he pressed his body tightly against the corner.
It seems that he forgot that he was a ghost, but he could actually pass through walls.
Gu Yi'an: "...... Do I look so scary? ”
I tried to soften my voice and put away the momentum on my body.
Said to this little imp who didn't seem very smart: "Little pot friend, do you know that you scared this uncle"
The little ghost glanced at Luo Jun on the ground, and said timidly:
"Xiaobao didn't mean it, Xiaobao wanted to play with her sister just now. But the light that suddenly lit up on my sister's body was so hot and hot, and she would hit people. Xiao Bao was knocked away and hit this fat uncle. ”
Speaking of this, the little ghost also pursed his mouth aggrievedly.
Gu Yi'an looked at the chaotic power that had re-transformed into a little dragon, glanced disdainfully in the direction of the little ghost, turned his head and disappeared into Gu Yi'an's body.
Gu Yi'an knew that what Xiaobao said was very hot, very hot, and would hit people, which was the power of chaos in his body.
This is a bonus that he has accidentally obtained through countless small worlds, and it is bound to his soul.
Usually hidden in the body, he can take the initiative to retract and release, and he will also take the initiative to protect the Lord when he is threatened.
As for judging the degree of threat, even as small as being about to be scratched by a blade, in general it is very protective of calves.
The origin of the power of chaos has been discussed with the system, and even the system has spent energy to contact the main system, but in the end there has been no definite reply, and it seems that the main system is a little secretive.
But after countless times of running-in, Gu Yi'an, Little Chaos and the system have become an inseparable whole, and trust and backs can be delivered to each other.
This is the first time Gu Yi'an has seen the little chaos appear after refining the marrow, and the little chaos was like a sharp sword with a sharp blade in the past, invincible. And now it seems to have a touch of quaint atmosphere, if you are not its owner, I am afraid you will worship it.
As for the little ghost saying that she wanted to play with herself, she didn't think that she was born to like children, so that the other party could try to get close to each other tremblingly under the power of the little chaos, and it was estimated that this was also due to the bonus brought by the life force of the marrow.
Speaking of which, since the power of chaos fused with the life force of the marrow of the tree, Gu Yi'an not only did not invade all evils, but even the usual mosquito bites were gone. Drawing the talisman array also seems to have opened the second vein of Ren Du and opened the eyes of heaven, and it has grown rapidly. The little ghost found that Gu Yi'an's attention was not on him for the time being, and he hurriedly stretched out his tentative little feet.
While raising her eyes and peeking at the sweet taste in front of her, she made herself very comfortable.
While bending down quickly, he reached out and picked up the eyeball that had just fallen to the ground because of sobbing, and then pressed it back into his socket.
After realizing it, I suddenly found that the kind of hot and beating light on the young lady's body seemed to be gone. Curiously, I took a small step forward, another small step, and became happy.
If the power of chaos knew what the little ghost was thinking, it would definitely scoff: My Uncle Chaos's appearance fee is very high, so let's stay where the little fart kid is. Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮
It seems to be a fugue, but in fact, a series of sneaky actions of the little ghost are all seen by Gu Yi'an.
Gu Yi'an pressed the corners of his mouth.
It's really fun to have a child who isn't noisy, but the child has a bit of spicy eyes now.
found that Gu Yi'an laughed, and the little ghost who also laughed, the red and white brains in the flattened head swayed as if they were about to leak out.
Luo Jun, who had just regained some consciousness, saw the scene in front of him vaguely, rolled his eyes and wanted to faint.
Seeing this, Gu Yi'an ran over in time and grabbed his people.
The little ghost also made a movement to hold the fat uncle's head.
Luo Jun came to his senses completely, but looking at the little ghost who was close at hand, with a bleeding head, he showed a flattering smile with a few missing front teeth, and he wished that he would faint again.
However, Gu Yi'an's nails pinched in his own people seemed to penetrate the flesh and skin, and even his teeth were about to sink in.
After Xu Baoran and Xu Lian, one more person has mastered the skill of awakening in pinching.
Luo Jun felt that the pain around his entire mouth seemed to be his own.
He said to Gu Yi'an in a vague voice: "Okay, okay." Miss Gu, I'm awake. You let go. ”
Gu Yi'an put down his hand with satisfaction.
It's so helpful, don't be too moved, please call me Comrade Lei Feng.
Luo Jun: Thank you for your family......
"I'm sorry, uncle, Xiaobao didn't mean to bump into you. Can you forgive Xiaobao?"
The little ghost secretly looked at Gu Yi'an as he spoke, and after getting an encouraging look, he continued,
"Uncle, actually, I've seen you before, do you remember? You came to Xiaobao's house as a guest that time, but you fell asleep on the sofa not long after you came."
Finding that Luo Jun didn't look at him, the little ghost also changed directions.
Sticking it in front of Luo Jun's eyes, he continued: "At that time, Xiaobao didn't dare to make a sound for fear of disturbing your sleep. But uncle, you can sleep too much, Xiaobao is so bored. After counting his uncle's hair, he didn't wake up before he spoke. ”
Gu Yi'an looked at the little ghost, in fact, my uncle and I are already acquaintances, and last time he came to my house as a guest, I also helped him count his hair~
Look at Luo Jun tightly closing his eyes and his eyelids trembling.
His mouth kept silently reciting: 'Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness. ’
Trying to use the core values of socialism to tell yourself to believe in science, everything in front of you is false.
Gu Yi'an's gaze jumped back and forth on the top of Luo Jun's midriff and sparse hair that had become bruised.
In the end, it was in the little ghost's sentence that I counted my uncle's hair, and abandoned the few consciences. He asked the little ghost, "Then can you count how many hairs are on your uncle's head?" ”
The little ghost opened his eyes wide, proudly raised five fingers, and said, "Count clearly, my uncle has a hundred hairs." ”
"Nonsense! This is slander! It's a personal attack! How can I only have 100 hairs, and you can't count them? ”
In order to defend the honor of his hair, Luo Jun overcame his fear, and instantly protested to the little ghost like a hairy boy jumping on his feet.
It's just that when I touched the face of the little ghost, my heart trembled, and I couldn't help but move my gaze.
Xiao Bao saw that he ignored his uncle and talked to him just now, and hurriedly explained: "Xiao Bao has counted many times, and he was so tired that his eyes fell off several times.
And Xiaobao really knows how to count, and has learned to count from 1 to 100. He is the fastest child in kindergarten, and the teacher and parents praise Xiaobao for being smart. ”
Looking at the stinky little ghost, Luo Jun balanced strangely. It turned out that he would only count to 100, hum, forgive him, he is really a generous and good elder.
Lying down, convex (艹艹艹), Luo Jun is going crazy, which way is this elder?
couldn't help but look at Gu Yi'an, who had been holding back a smile. Aggrieved like a child of more than 200 pounds.
"Miss Gu,"
"This ...... What the hell is going on? ”
This shouldn't be a special actor, right?
How can I see ghosts?
Is there really a ghost in the world!? ”
Gu Yi'an controlled his expression and said solemnly:
"Agent Luo, as you can see, there are indeed ghosts in the world, and this one in front of you is. If you still don't believe me, you can ask Xiaobao to perform a freehand eyeball gouging for you, or rotate your neck clockwise. ”
Looking at the show with great interest and wanting to perform, at any time a picture, I can, I can be a little ghost.
Luo Jun tugged at the corners of his mouth stiffly, "Miss Gu, don't be kidding......"
"Uncle, don't you like the two shows that my sister said? Actually, I also perform the spot catch eyeballs.
Also, I'll fold myself up and put it in the palm of your hand."
The little ghost has actively added two new items to the program list.
"Thank you, Xiaobao. Declined politely~" Luo Jun turned into a smirking boy.
Gu Yi'an, who had seen enough of the excitement on the side, continued, "The reason why you can see the little ghost today-"
"Sister, my name is Xiaobao," the little ghost reminded softly.
"Okay. The reason why you can see the little baby ghost today-"
Xiaobao: ......
I've never seen such a naughty adult......
Gu Yi'an looked at Xiaobao's aggrieved little face, and suppressed the corners of his mouth that rose wildly.
Sure enough, teasing the little fart kid is the most fun.
Hee Hee (#^.^#)
"The reason why you can see Xiaobao today is because we have been in the same magnetic field as Xiaobao since we entered the door. And after Xiaobao bumped into you, there was cause and effect between you, and your yang energy was weakened. It's even easier to see the hell."
"Did you give yourself a mental hint before you walked in the door?"
Sometimes, the more serious you are reminding yourself of something, the result of the matter will go in the opposite direction.
So the more I remind myself that I am not afraid, but because I have already identified some kind of speculation in my heart.
After listening to Gu Yi'an's series of popular science, Luo Jun seemed to have opened the door to a new world. Following Gu Yi'an in a daze, the two of them sat on the sofa.
Gu Yi'an crossed Erlang's legs, and Ge You collapsed on the single sofa.
The little ghost and Luo Jun sat at the opposite end of the couch.
The former jumped excitedly, secretly looking at his sister for a while, and secretly looking at the fat uncle next to him who was doubting his life.
The latter is reserved and quiet like a lady of the new era.