Chen Nan pulled the corners of his mouth, is there really something wrong with your ears......

Does what I say have anything to do with what you say?

I'm a mood particle, do you understand what a mood particle?

It's not aimed at you at all......

Chen Nan looked up at the thunder split from the sky......

I relied on my ...... and died......

"Click, click......"

The sound of thunder also woke some people up.

A young lady looked at the thunder that was chopped down and pouted:

"Tsk, which scumbag has broken the rules of heaven?"

……

In the middle of the night, Qu Shabai patted his hands with a satisfied look.

With an uncomfortable smile on his face:

"Xiao Nan, if you can't beat it, you will admit defeat directly, so that I won't beat you? I have to resist ......."

"It's really a foodie and fun-loving ......"

It's just that before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by an angry voice:

"Throw in the towel? You're telling me to throw in the towel now? The point is, have you given me a chance? You ruthless, cold-blooded woman......"

Chen Nan crawled out of a deep pit and became black charcoal.

Hair has become an exploding head......

As he spoke, he exhaled a puff of cigarette, revealing that it had been scorched......

There was a black line, but he couldn't see it now, because his face was too dark.

ヾ(♛; Benefit; ♛)ノ

My hair, do you know how I lived just now?

Do you know what I just went through?

I came to an old woman who asked me to drink a bowl of soup......

But as we all know, when you drink soup at night, you tend to pee your pants, so you don't drink it......

When he left, the old woman jumped up in anger, as if she was quite angry.

I heard people call her name, it seems to be called Meng Po......

"I gave you a chance......"

Qu Shabai's face was speechless, what you said like this seems to be mine......

"When are you going to give me a chance? How could I not know? ”

Chen Nan's head is full of question marks, children, are you full of question marks?

"It's in your house, I warned you."

Qu Shabai spread his hands, looking honest.

Chen Nan......

You said this and didn't say it......

"And what do you think of my performance?"

Chen Nan touched his scorched head.

"Weak, very weak, very weak."

Qu Shabai touched his chin and replied with a serious face.

Chen Nan......

Didn't I say that you were too blunt, right?

Aren't you afraid of damaging my self-confidence?

I'm really convinced, and you're really not polite at all.

[Ding, metamorphosis from Qusha Bai +1001]

When Chen Nan was depressed, he heard the system's prompt.

glanced at Qu Shabai emphatically, tsk, and said that my strength was very weak,

I'm already feeling perverted about my manpower in my heart, right?

Chen Nan didn't say it, but replied lightly:

"If you win, according to the bet, I won't go to my sister easily until I reach the legendary level."

"But I want to ask a question, and I hope you can answer it seriously."

Qu Shabai raised his eyes and looked at Chen Nan, as if he had insight into his thoughts:

"You're asking how your sister is doing?"

Chen Nan nodded.

"It's still very safe for the time being, protect it with that treasure."

Qu Shabai did not have reservations, and said this to Chen Nan.

Chen Nan didn't care so much when he heard it, and then turned his head and wanted to go home to rest.

But as I walked, I found that I couldn't walk.

There is a strong pull in the back.

"What else do you want to do? Beat me up like this, you don't want to fix me again, do you? ”

ヾ(♛; Benefit; ♛)ノ

Chen Nan had a black line on his head and turned his head to look at Qu Shabai behind him.

"What the hell? Am I such a violent woman? ”

"Invite me to dinner, you've already invited me to eat four times, so you still have fifty-four left to ......"

Qu Shabai said this, and took out the computer to calculate.

The key is outrageous about her computer:

50-4=54

Chen Nan's face was confused, what the hell? Is this computer haunted?

The addition and subtraction within 50 is not that difficult, right......

"Are you kidding me? So I asked for 4 times, and then I still owe you 54 meals? ”

Chen Nan felt that his worldview had collapsed.

"But the facts are here, the computer calculates in a day, and we must respect science."

"If you don't believe me, I'm demonstrating it to you, ......"

Qu Shabai looked serious, and then took the computer and demonstrated it again.

As a result, the calculated numbers are still the same as just now.

Chen Nan......

I have never been so wronged since I was born......

"Sister, let's use our brains, shall we? Clearly there are 46 times left......"

Chen Nan preached seriously, trying to wake up a person who was pretending to be asleep.

But how can a person who pretends to be asleep be awakened?

"My math was taught by my PE teacher, so it should be very reasonable, right?"

"Also, who do you call the eldest sister?"

Qu Shabai glared at Chen Nan, his eyes already beginning to glow.

Chen Nan......

Chen Nan was sweating, he knew that it was time to turn the tide with his eloquence, and tentatively shouted:

"Auntie?"

"Thunderbolt ......"

"Ahh

……

After Chen Nan was ravaged again, he finally believed in the so-called science.

I owe 54 meals, what's the matter......

Chen Nan sighed, it's not easy to live!

Of course, Qu Shabai didn't let Chen Nan go to wash, so he came to the hotel.

He has also become the most beautiful boy......

……

After some tossing, Chen Nan finally returned to his home.

looked at his window, and pounced directly on it, making a happy voice:

"Cool ......"

I wanted to sleep a little longer, but I looked at the time on my phone:

5：55

Well? It's still early, and I can still sleep for a while......

Well! Holy, it's already six o'clock!

Chen Nan smiled bitterly, this is still a fart!

Since you can't sleep, turn on your phone and take a look at your Haibo.

I found out that I had 500,000 followers.

Holy, what's going on?

Why did it suddenly skyrocket so much?

Most of them are infatuated with Chen Nan's appearance, while some people came here after hearing Chen Nan's deeds.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, it's young and promising at such a young age, and the combat power is a pervert."

"Who's to say it isn't? Follow the Night Army to block the beast tide of a silver-level spirit ruin, although there is a suspicion of mixing, it is really powerful. ”

"He even won the Medal for Cultivating Stars, I have to say, this kid is really powerful."

"Alas, it's a pity that people die and can't be resurrected......"

"Hmph, my husband is too powerful, not only is he handsome, but his strength is off the charts, it's a pity that he fell like this......"

……

Chen Nan looked at his Haibo, and so many people commented.

I also understand why I was able to receive so many perverts during the time I was away.

Sure enough, the people here are indispensable......

Tut-tut, I knew that I should have developed the resources in this a long time ago......

"When a person dies, how can it not be resurrected, and I will come back to life?"

Chen Nan turned on the light and posted a selfie with his trademark smile on his face.

The post was sent out, and he went to the bottom of the forum, and there was a silence at first.

And then there's the post explosion:

"Damn, so awesome, so perverted? You've survived like this, you're really not human......"

"It's so powerful, it's just off the charts, are you a real person? No way! ”

"Why isn't it me? Look at that iconic smile, who else can smile so cheaply except myself? ”

When Chen Nan saw this message, he pulled the corners of his mouth, I said brother, don't talk if you can't speak.

I'm going to treat you like a dumb ......

[Ding, metamorphosis value +999 from netizen Dawei Tianlong]

[Ding, from netizen Chen Nan, not the metamorphosis value of Zha-Nan +999]

[Ding, from netizen Chen Nan is my father's metamorphosis value +999]

[Ding, from the metamorphosis value of netizens' favorite Chen Nan small pearls +1000]

……

Chen Nan looked at his system screen that had been swiped.

Originally, I was relatively happy, but when I heard that the screen name was getting more and more outrageous, I pulled the corners of my mouth.

They all say I'm a pervert, but it looks like you're even more perverted......

Chen Nan didn't continue to look at his phone, and put away his small phone.

"Hairball ......"

Chen Nan called the hairball out.

Fuck ......, you thing, are you so perverted?

The hairball appeared in front of Chen Nan, but it used Nanako Sakuragawa's underwear to put it on its head.

You're too perverted, aren't you......

"Who did you learn this from? It's too perverted......"

Chen Nan looked disgusted, this guy didn't seem to be able to stay.

When Maoqiu heard Chen Nan's words, he pointed at Chen Nan with his paw without thinking.

It means to learn from Chen Nan......

Chen Nan......

If you say that, I'm not sleepy, where am I so perverted?

"You said you were self-taught, alas, then you should leave, next to my young man in the new era, I can't tolerate the existence of a filthy spirit beast like you."

Chen Nan replied lightly.

Tsk, anyway, the spirit beast can't speak, and whatever he says is what he says......

Hairball???

ya

It seems to have heard the biggest joke, Chen Nan, the roots are Miao Hong? A good young man in the new era?

"Squeak~"

Well?

"Okay, okay, let you come out this time, not to discuss how perverted you are."

"No, the Transfiguration Pill can turn you into a humanoid ......"

Chen Nan threw it directly to the hairball.

Tut-tut, this is the Transformation Pill that I spent a lot of grievances recently to buy.

At that time, he wanted to see what such a lewd hairball looked like......

Could it be a lewd little fat man......

Or rather, a sunny boy who is as cheerful and sunny as me......

In this way, there are really so many hundred million expectations......