After the widow Liu with the 'fierce' weapon left, Wang Xiaoqiang and Sister Feng dragged the blood-eyed beast to the house of 'Efake', which was so simple that it was almost a bareback.

"You kid will come to the meeting, and you almost made Lao Tzu into a yang just now. Paralysis. Ai Lao Er, who had just finished that ** thing, still looked proud of his chūn style even if he dragged that somewhat twisted and weird lame leg.

"It smells like a woman, and it's a superb woman. When Ai Lao Er looked past Wang Xiaoqiang, he suddenly became dumbfounded. The godless muttered: "It's even more of a woman you can't mess with." ”

At this time, Sister Feng carefully looked up and down at Wang Xiaoqiang's lame father, Ai Lao Er.

The whole body is the same as the current body of "Efake", lean jīng poisoning, and the whole body is fat without a trace of fat. All that was left was the bones and skin. What kind of perseverance and perseverance does such a weak body have to conquer the widow Liu who is full of waist and hips, and has a 'fierce' weapon.

So, Sister Feng spoke: "Old man, are you okay?"

"Are you questioning my ability? Sister, let me tell you again, I'm only forty years old, you can call me Second Uncle Ai. Or Second Brother Ai. Ai Lao Er said with a serious face.

Sister Feng shrugged her shoulders and was noncommittal.

At this moment, 'Efake' and Ai Lao Er stared at each other, as if they had discovered some new world.

Sister Feng said I'll get something to eat, and then dragged the blood-eyed beast into the stove room.

At this time, the father and son in the gaze finally stopped, Wang Xiaoqiang opened his mouth and asked, "You are my father?" ”

"How can you be my father, you don't even have a fixed woman, how can you have a son like me, and how can you be sure that the child is yours with the women who are messing with you. Wang Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes and asked.

That Ai Lao Er was stunned by Wang Xiaoqiang's words, and immediately touched his head and said: "Did you break your head, why don't you ask some marginal words, no matter what, I raised you so big." ”

"Have you ever seen anyone raise their own children to look like this? Skinny as a skeleton! I ask you again if you are my father. Wang Xiaoqiang's tone became tougher and tougher.

"Well, I'm not sure about this......" Ai Laoer's thinking turned into a muddy mess, and he told the truth for the only time in his life.

"Okay, since I'm not sure, I don't have to care if you call your father, so let's do it, I'll call you Ai Lao Er in the future, you follow me, you will be indispensable if you eat fragrant and spicy food, even if I go to play with women, I will find you a girl with a fat waist and buttocks. Wang Xiaoqiang once again confidently sent his Zhao'an letter out.

After listening to Wang Xiaoqiang's words, Ai Lao Er immediately threw him over. But he was steadily blocked by Wang Xiaoqiang, and then slowly said with an unquestionable gaze: "Don't do anything to Lao Tzu, I'm not the same as before, remember! Either mess with me, or get out of here, otherwise your ending will be the same as the blood-eyed beast outside." ”

At this time, Sister Feng set up a grill outside, and was teasing the blood-eyed beast with a miserable end.

"Think about it!" Wang Xiaoqiang said again, letting go of Ai Lao'er's hand and slowly sitting down. Just kidding, how could Wang Xiaoqiang say in his previous life, he was also a bully and a prostitute, with more than 20 people under his hands, how to bring brothers if he can't take out this momentum.

If it weren't for the fact that Ai Lao Er would still be able to conquer a woman as strong as Widow Liu even if he was lame, he would have a little ability to recruit him and make the best use of everything around him. Otherwise, find an opportunity to make a black hand and send him to see the Buddha. also has an innocent background, so as not to have an emotionless cheap dad around him.

Ai Lao Er saw that there was a trace of fear in the heart of this 'Efake' who was different from the past, and there was the woman outside who didn't know the depths of the way. He knew that the Tao had changed, and the kid in front of him was no longer the weak and incompetent Efalk he used to be.

So, he gritted his teeth and made the most correct decision.

"Widow Liu is mine, let's make a deal, we can't let my leg be lame. With that, Efake held out his hand.

"Good deal!" The two wizened hands clasped tightly together, and at this moment, Silly 13 and 2.13 reached an unknown agreement.

The blood-eyed beast outside the house was sprinkled with salt and spices, and at this moment the oil that had been roasted was shiny, and the fragrance also entered the house along the air, and the goods of the two suspected Vietnamese refugees quickly pounced.

After tearing off a piece of barbecue meat and filling it in his mouth, Ai Lao Er said beautifully: "It's good to have a woman." ”

A sharp gaze went directly to Ai Lao Er, and the little liver flickered in his abdomen, and Ai Lao Er, who was holding the barbecue for a while, did not eat it. Wang Xiaoqiang had learned Sister Feng's style, but he just buried his head in eating and didn't speak. At this time, Sister Feng said fiercely: "The old lady is only responsible for his safety, and the rest is not my responsibility." As for this barbecue, I also made it for myself, and you can eat the rest, but please keep your stinky mouth shut. ”

Under Sister Feng's authority, 'Efake' and Ai Lao Er just buried their heads in eating barbecue, and those noisy voices no longer came out.

"Oh no, no, Ai Er. The thieves on the Adas Mountain are here again, and dozens of people are blocked at the head of the village. A short man with dark green birthmarks in his eye sockets ran into the yard and said anxiously.

After listening to the guy's words, Ai Lao Er raised his frowning head and asked, "Isn't it time to thresh and collect grain? What are they doing here?" Besides, what does it have to do with me when they come, we have no money or food. ”

"Ai Lao Er, the whole village is counting on your smooth broken mouth. If you dare not go, Lao Tzu will find out about you and Widow Liu tomorrow. Suddenly, the short man with the birthmark was in a hurry.

"You don't care, I'm not going to go anyway. Ai Lao Er ate the barbecue nonchalantly.

Wang Xiaoqiang got up and directly kicked Ai Lao Er and scolded: "Sue Fei, everyone has smashed our territory, you made a mistake, go and take a look." After finishing speaking, Wang Xiaoqiang tore off a roasted hind leg and dragged Ai Lao Er and walked out with the dwarf.

The originally quiet village of Sark was lively at the moment, and the villagers who were originally simple took up their own weapons, fire forks, hoes, shovels, kitchen knives, rolling pins, and all the lethal farm tools and tableware were held in the hands of this group of unwilling villagers.

The cowering villagers gathered at the head of the village to confront the group of threshing bandits, but no one dared to speak. At this moment, a lame thin man was pushed out, and when he saw that the thief at the head was riding a spotted tiger under his crotch, his calves trembled, and he said in a trembling voice: "Second King Sun, isn't it time to pay for food yet?"

"Take a fart food, Lao Tzu is here to ask for a woman today, my king is going to recruit a few maids to go up the mountain to wash and cook on his fortieth birthday, let me start to do this. If you give it today, you have to give it, and if you don't give it, you have to give it back. The ugly man riding the petaled tiger shouted, and the sound was loud and loud.

"Didn't the king say that as long as we pay enough food every season, we will keep my village safe? Is it bullying us to be too honest by going back on our word like this?" As soon as Ai Lao Er thought that his beautiful Widow Liu might be taken away by this thief to be the wife of the village, he became angry, and his tone of voice became angry.

In everyone's eyes, this lame thin man was full of manliness for a while.

"Hahaha...... Are you kidding me? What do you want to do with your permission? You have to give it today, or I won't mind letting the blood flow here, and of course you won't have to pay for the next season's grain, because there will be no Sack village from now on, hum!" the ugly man shouted angrily, and the muscles on his face kept squirming in horror.

Hearing the intimidation of the 'Second King Sun', it was as if he had seen a scene like a river of blood, and suddenly Ai Lao Er was like a deflated balloon, and quickly retreated into the crowd. The crowd pushed and shoved backwards and retreated some distance, obviously terrified of the ugly man riding the tiger.

"Hmph, I'm running out of patience, my lord, I'll give you the last ten seconds. Ten, nine......" Looking at the retreating crowd, the ugly man roared again and began to count down.

"Li Mazi, why don't you give them your family's green flowers. If you get the favor of the king, maybe you can still reach the sky in one step. ”

"If you want to be beautiful, why don't you sacrifice your Xiulan. ”

"Or we'll fight for them. ”

"Okay, let's fight for them. ”

"Who's going to go first? This is just a part of their people, if we all come, how can we still get a rì. Otherwise, I'll see if we'd better go with it!"

The villagers have a lot of opinions, but they can't get a unified answer, after all, no one is willing to push their daughters into the den of thieves.

"One, give it to me, brothers, and reap the harvest to your heart's content!" the ugly man shouted again, and the war began like a bell, and suddenly a group of bandits pounced on the villagers with farm tools in their hands.

"Uncle, uncle......" A thin figure squeezed out of the crowd and stumbled towards the ugly man. The ugly man riding the tiger finally showed a smile and made a stop gesture, how can this group of villagers say that it is also their own food and clothing, and they don't want to kill them at all until they have to, and it is enough to scare and scare them to achieve the desired result.

Just as the thin figure stumbled to the ugly man, he suddenly threw the object in his hand into the ugly man's face, and suddenly, the hind leg bone of the blood-eyed beast with meat residue and saliva smashed into the ugly man's face. Then Wang Xiaoqiang stood up straight and scolded: "Uncle, I really can't stand it." ”

Stunned, everyone was stunned. Even the ugly man riding the tiger didn't know what the situation was for a while, was this a slap in the face?" "Boy, I'm going to break you into ten thousand pieces!" the ugly man roared.

"Grandson, ten thousand pieces of corpses? Tell you that from today onwards, I will cover this place. What the fuck are you 13, go home and tell you that bullshit king, I'm covered here, if the fuck doesn't know how to raise and make trouble again, I'll break his dog's legs. Wang Xiaoqiang said-for-tat, and for a while he was really imposing.

PS: As a benefit for the traverser, the summoned characters understand the language of the other world, so I will not explain it below. If you have children's shoes and don't understand the meaning of "2.13", please refer to "Silly 13"