Chapter Seventy-Six: Open Your Mouth, There's an Emergency
"Ernie sauce, that's not good!"
Kana Kuroda smiled slyly: "If you really can't help it, I can help you~"
Before Shimatanigawa could react, she saw the little witch look around and make sure that no one was looking, so she immediately withdrew the foot resting on Shimatanigawa's thigh.
"Kana.?" Shimatani didn't know what she wanted to do, it wasn't a good thing anyway.
But just as he was about to stop it, he found that the little witch had stood up and quietly came to him and squatted down.
"Shhhh Ernie sauce, don't make a sound. The girl's little hand had already touched the belt around her waist
Hearing this, Shimatani suddenly stayed in his seat as if he had been immobilized, motionless.
"Hee-hee~, this is the obedient Ernie sauce~" Kana Kuroda raised her head and smiled sweetly.
The girl's delicate little hands are light and skillful.
"Hmm" Shimatani Kawa was so horny that he almost snorted.
This thrilling feeling of cheating in the cinema is simply indescribable.
Also thanks to the pitch black environment in the screening room. To be on the safe side, Shimatani Kawa still picked up the popcorn and blocked it on the top of the little witch's head as a shield.
Just when he couldn't bear it anymore, Kana Kuroda suddenly stopped moving. This feeling of being hung in mid-air is simply worse than death.
"Kana-chan" Shimatani looked down at her with expectant pleading eyes.
However, this Kanai girl, who lives up to the title of little witch, still looks up and blinks at those innocent big eyes, looking at him innocently, as if to say {My hands are sore, and today will end here, unless you beg me~}
Shimatani Kawa is so angry in his heart! She was like this last time, which was really infuriating.
It's like a delicious meal that suddenly leaves the table, and it's very unpleasant!
"Ernie-chan, the movie is wonderful, let's continue after watching it~" Kana Kuroda smiled mischievously.
"Not allowed!" Shimatani Kawa suddenly attacked, pressed the little witch's head, and pressed it violently.
"Ah???h
"Open your mouth, there's something urgent!"
"Hmm!!"
In Nagoya in autumn, the night is exceptionally cold.
But the cinema in the central square is unusually hot.
There are two sentences used to describe the regrets of summer, which were finally gently resolved by the autumn breeze.
"Of all the solar terms, I like the beginning of autumn the most, because they say they want to eat meat today."
"I want to put summer and cola in the refrigerator, then take them out and shake them open, and with a bang, autumn will come out."
After the autumn of Shimatani River poured out, he came out of the bathroom in the movie theater in embarrassment, and he really admired his kidney for its infinite circulation!
In just half an hour tonight, I looked for Mrs. Risha from the No. 2 viewing hall, and then went to the bathroom in embarrassment. Then I went to the No. 3 viewing hall again, and after a verbal exchange with the little witch, I went to the bathroom in embarrassment.
He really admires that his kidneys are good enough to circulate indefinitely!
But today it's been three times, and the CD has really cooled.
"By the way, Risha's side should be over, I have to find a way to send her away first"
As soon as Shimatani River walked out of the bathroom, he bumped into Risa Nagase who came out of the No. 2 viewing hall.
"Section Chief, you're here! The movie is over, and I'm going back. β
"Do you want me to send you?"
Say no! Say no!
Shimatani Kawa politely said, he couldn't take the time to send Risa back now, and even regretted that he shouldn't have taken Risa to watch the movie.
Now the two of them are standing in the corridor again, in case the little witch comes out and sees it, it's really not easy to explain.
But it shouldn't be, Kana Kuroda's movie still has half an hour to end, so how can it suddenly come out!
yes, how could it come out of nowhere!
How could it come out!
How can it be
possible
'Woon!' How' you uncle! β
When Shimatani Chuan looked behind Risa, he saw a familiar figure of a girl who could no longer be familiar, and was turning her head to look in the opposite direction on the other side of the corridor, Shimatani Chuan was immediately frightened, his soul was scattered, and his hair stood on end!
'Don't turn around, don't turn around!' Don't turn around! β
The more Shimatani River thought about it, the more frightened he became, and immediately took Risha's hand and walked into the bathroom: "Risha, do you want to make it easier?" Wait a minute, I'll call you a car to take you back, don't worry, the hotel has been canceled. β
Hearing the assurances of the class leader, Risa breathed a sigh of relief, she really needs to go to the bathroom, she has just sat in the screening room for so long, and she also helps the class master do the handiwork. So it's a little wet.
When he saw Risa enter the women's bathroom, Shimatani River didn't breathe a sigh of relief, and watched Kana Kuroda turn around, smiled when she saw him, and trotted straight into his arms.
"Ernie-chan, you're here! I searched for a long time before I found out that the bathroom was here. β
The soft delicate body entered his arms, and Shimatani River only felt his heart pounding, and fine sweat faintly broke out on his forehead, and his ears seemed to be able to hear the sound of Risa entering the women's toilet and opening the door of the cubicle.
What to do?!
Drag it out any longer, and when Risa comes out, the two will inevitably bump into each other!
The consequences of this. I don't dare to think about it!
In case of a meeting, the distrust caused by Risha's deception, as well as Kana's love brain, resulting in a decrease in the favorability of the two are secondary, mainly because of the fear that the maintained 'relationship' will be interrupted, and the two sign-in rewards will be gone at the end of this month!
"Kana, let's go back to the screening hall first, don't miss the movie."
"Wait a minute, Ernie-chan, I'm going to the bathroom!"
Go to the bathroom, you want to send me to the end!
With a cold sweat on his face, Shimatani Kawa hurriedly forced a calm judgment, and suddenly, he saw the snack area not far away, and the waitress who filled them with popcorn at the beginning was looking at him strangely. That's the expression of eating melons.
For a moment, Shimatani River was in a dilemma.
To continue to stand here is to die.
Letting Kana into the bathroom is death.
Horizontal and vertical are a death?
No way, there must be some way
When he saw the waitress holding a bucket of popcorn herself, she ate it with relish. Shimatani Chuan had a thought in his heart, hesitated for a moment, and made up his mind again: "Kana, you come with me first, I have something to send you." β
"Huh? Can you wait for me to go to the guard?"
"Soon, you bear with me."
So, he pushed Kana Kuroda to the claw machine in the corner of the hall, and pointed to the PokΓ©mon doll inside: "Do you like it?" Catch one? β
Sure enough, for plush dolls, girls have no resistance at all.
"Ernie sauce, let me catch it!"
"Okay."
Seeing the little witch controlling the mechanical claws with great interest, her expression was very focused. Shimatani Kawa visually measured the distance from his current position to the bathroom, and got a number that Risa wouldn't be able to see at all if he didn't look back.
But that's not enough, what if she waits to send Risa out and isn't by Kana's side, and she suddenly finds out?
"Fight!" Shimatanigawa gritted his teeth and took advantage of Kana's opportunity to grab the hook three times, and took the opportunity to retreat and run to the counter in the snack area.
He looked at the young waitress in front of him and immediately whispered: "Beauty, can you do me a favor?" β
The young and beautiful waitress looked to be only twenty-one or twelve years old, wearing a black and white uniform, a hat, and a ponytail, and her appearance was very attractive.
I have to say that it is worthy of qualified training in terms of business level and psychological quality, and when I saw Shimatani Kawa coming over to talk, I looked mysterious, and I didn't make a fuss, let alone stare at Shimatani Kawa.
Hearing him say hello, the waitress smiled professionally: "Sir, is there anything you need help with?" β
See! What is a profession? That's what professionalism is all about!
Shimatani Kawa secretly admired, estimating that the other party had been working in the cinema for a long time, and this kind of thing was probably commonplace, so he didn't show any fuss.
Also, for melon eaters who are on the front line of scandal and gossip, the things they have experienced may have been taken for granted by the other party for a long time, and they don't think it's a rare thing at all
Shimatanigawa couldn't help but relax a little, and at the same time put forward his request: "Wait, I have a female friend who will come out of the bathroom, you can help me attract her attention, and when she can't see my direction, tell me immediately. You know, for some reason I can't say, I don't really want the two of them to meet. β
"No problem!"
The young waitress said yes with a smile and said, "The customer is God!" β
"Thank you so much, then"
Shimatani had just used the honorific salutifics, but before he could finish speaking, the young waitress immediately added, "But you're not exactly our customer yet."
Shimatanigawa's smile paused for a moment, and his smile did not decrease: "I just bought two barrels"
The waitress still smiled: "Hey! There were so many people just now, I can't remember."
Then there was no squeak.
Shimatanigawa gritted his teeth and said, "I'll buy two more barrels later!" β
The waitress hesitated: "What if you don't buy it later?" β
Shimatanigawa was speechless: "When I send both girls away, I will definitely come back!" β
β.β
"Hey, can you have some trust between people?!"
β.β
The waitress stared at him with the eyes of a scumbag, it was complicated, but the meaning was clear. It's like saying, you're a dead scumbag who needs someone to cover up, why should you be trusted by me?! I'm a god of war!
Well, this little girl doesn't seem to be unreasonable.
Shimatani Kawa decisively took out his wallet, paid for two buckets of popcorn plus Coke, then took out his phone Line and said, "I've paid for it, I'll come and get it later." As for how to attract attention, it's up to you! β
Putting the money into the cashier counter and adding a LINE friend, the waitress smiled brightly: "Willing to serve God!" β
Huh! I really want to God.
No wonder I hated capitalism in my last life!
At the same time, on the side of the crane machine, Kana Kuroda, who had not hit the duck three times in a row, pouted and was sullen.
When he saw him come back, he complained: "Ernie sauce, help me, I want that duck!" β
"Okay, let me show my skills!"
Shimatanigawa grabbed it while looking at the snack area with the reflection of the glass of the crane machine. Sure enough, just as he expected, the waitress walked directly to the bathroom door.
Shimatani River is really bold, and he actually wants the waitress to be his teammate, play cover, and deceive himself into two other cute dating partners together!
Usually in this case, this behavior is called going to the toilet with a lantern - looking for death.
However, he was lucky, and the young waitress was also dutiful, waiting for Risa Nagase to appear. When she saw the door of the women's toilet open, she immediately pretended to stumble and leaned against the wall in pain.
On the other side, Shimatani Kawa waited nervously, because it was already a blind spot, he couldn't see at all, and he had to wait for the waitress to send a message.
Maybe because of the lack of concentration, I didn't get it several times. It wasn't until five minutes later that the line prompt on his mobile phone sounded, and Shimatani River was overjoyed in his heart, and instantly caught a Dada duck doll!
"Kana, you've got it!"
"Wow! Ernie sauce is the best! β
Kana Kuroda took the duck doll with joy on her face.
"Eh, Ernie sauce, do you remember that the last time I gave you was also a duck music box?"
Uh, remember. Remember. β
Kana Kuroda's smile remained unchanged, and she didn't look at him, but checked the whole body of the plush doll by herself: "Then you have to remember, when we meet next week, we will bring it out to take pictures together~!" β
"Okay, you must remember!"
Shimatani took a deep breath and glanced at his phone again, waiting for the nervousness to ease for a while.
It's time for the final round!
Don't hesitate, if it's a man, face it bravely!
Don't be afraid, nothing to fear!
He led Kana to the bathroom, but fortunately there was no one in the corridor, and sure enough, as the waitress said, Risa was broken away by her.
He immediately strided, at a constant speed, landed lightly, and walked fast without losing speed!
"Jianai, I'll hold it for you, you go to the bathroom first, I'll wait for you at the door." Shimatani tried not to show eagerness.
"Okay~" Kana Kuroda handed him the doll, turned around and walked in.
Call~
I'm about to send Risa back quickly!
He immediately rushed to the snack area with the duck in his arms, and soon saw the waitress pretending to be sitting on a chair, and Risa was taking care of her.
Two steps!
One-step!
It's close.
"Risha, so you're here! I've been looking for you for a long time. β
Shimatanigawa's face was not red and he was not panting.
Risa Nagase was a little surprised, looked at the duck doll in the arms of the head teacher, and explained, "I'm sorry, section leader, as soon as I came out, I saw this clerk lady accidentally falling, so I helped her back to rest." β
Shimatani immediately pretended to be concerned: "Is there a big problem, do I need to take you to the hospital?" β
The waitress hurriedly waved her hand: "It's okay, just take a rest." You should go back early, otherwise it will be too late to take a taxi. β
Shimatani Chuan secretly praised her, and then took Risha's hand: "Let's go back first, it's really hard to take a taxi too late, or do you want me to send you back?" β
Finally, 'send you back,' he deliberately accentuated his tone.
When Risa Nagase heard this, her face changed greatly.
"Class leader, don't bother you." She whispered, her voice shy and timid, and the appearance of her teeth biting her lower lip was extremely seductive.
"Then I'll give you a ride, and I'll go back when you get in the car." Shimatani Kawa secretly breathed a sigh of relief and walked out of the hall taking Risa's hand.
The waitress behind him put away her smile and despised this scumbag god very much.
But when she thought that she actually helped the scumbag act, she immediately made a bitter face.
"I'm no longer a warrior of pure love, I'm not pure"
Roadside.
"Section Chief, you doll.?"
"Ah, this is when I was just waiting for you, I went to the crane machine to play with it, and I just caught it!"
"That's amazing! I didn't expect to catch such a big doll, babble, or up to a duck! β
Risa Nagase praised sincerely.
Originally, Shimatani River subconsciously wanted to say it, or I will send you. But on second thought, I don't believe it! Wait a minute, if Kana comes out and sees him empty-handed, she will definitely question him, so it's hard to explain.
So, he could only deliberately pretend to be stupid and accompany Risa to stand on the side of the road to stop the car.
"There's a car coming! Risha. β
Shimatanigawa was quick and immediately stopped a taxi.
"Goodbye, section chief! I'll go back first. Risa said politely.
"Pay attention to safety on the road, and send me a message to report safety when you get home." Shimatani River reminded.
"yes, okay."
Just as Risa was about to get into the car, Shimatani called out to her again.
"Risha, why don't you hug it. Isn't it the case that boyfriends and girlfriends say goodbye to each other? β
"Okay."
The two hugged each other and separated, and Shimatani Kawa helped her close the car door and watched the taxi leave, finally breathing a sigh of relief.
He didn't stop for a moment, turned around and ran back at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
"Ten meters to go!"
"Five meters!"
"Three meters!"
It is known that the speed of the 100 meters is 11 seconds, but it is a straight sprint on the track!
Now he's not on the track, he's stepping on smooth tiles, and he's going around corners, climbing stairs, and getting in. So the difficulty has more than doubled!
But fortunately, now you just need to concentrate on dealing with the little witch, and there are not many ways to coax the love brain girl!
Just when he climbed the stairs and arrived at the door, he saw Kana Kuroda staring at him with a puzzled expression.
Shimatani Kawa secretly said that it was not good, why did she come out?!
So, he tried his best to calm down, and said with a pale face as usual: "Kana-chan, why did you come out." β
Kana Kuroda glanced at him, didn't speak, and silently took the duck plush doll.
What's wrong with you, sullen, the movie isn't over yet, go back."
"No, mom sent me a message, she's off work, and now she's home, I have to go."
"Well, let's make an appointment next time."
actually said so, and Shimatani River didn't force it. It's just that the girl who walked beside him stared at him from time to time for a while, and her face was a little strange.
Shimatanigawa was looked at uncomfortably: "Kana, is there something on my face?" β
Kana Kuroda shook her head and hugged the doll tightly: "No."
The two came to the parking area, got into the car, caught fire, and drove.
On the way, it didn't take long for Kana Kuroda to ask in a somewhat subtle tone: "Ernie sauce"
Shimatanigawa, who was driving, asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" β
After a moment of silence, Kana Kuroda continued to ask, "Is there anything else besides me? Assistance communicative. Schoolgirl? β
The car was in a hurry, leaving two long tire tracks at the red light intersection.
Could it be that she found something?
Shimatani Kawa calmed down and smiled: "Absolutely not!" Could it be that the cute Kana-chan doesn't trust me? β
Kana Kuroda hugged the doll tightly and reluctantly smiled: "No, no, it's just curious." β
After finishing speaking, she immediately lowered her head, and the bangs on her forehead covered the upper half of her face.
Ernie sauce, lying to her!
She obviously saw Ernie sauce sending a woman to the car, and she hugged her very intimately!
It's just that it's too far away to see clearly.
But, that's enough
(End of chapter)