Chapter 35: Not a very professional vlogger

A few hours by car.

Zhang Xiao'an finally arrived at the Erlong Mountain Primitive Forest Reserve before sunset.

It is listed as a key protected area by the state, and each entrance to the mountain is guarded by professional law enforcement officers.

When you meet someone who wants to enter the mountain, you will be persuaded to go back as soon as possible.

So Zhang Xiaoan parked the car in a small town a few kilometers away, and flashed into the primeval forest.

"Squeak...... Squeak ......"

The sound of Zhang Xiao'an stepping on a broken branch was very harsh in the silence of the forest.

He looked up.

Tall trees shade the sky.

He was now in the depths of a primeval forest, where there was no sunlight all year round, and the air around him was cold and damp.

If it were an ordinary person who came here, the sight around him alone would have killed him half-dead.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoan walked in the forest, silently took out his mobile phone that had lost the communication function, and turned on the video recording function.

He pointed the camera at the dense jungle ahead.

"Hello everyone, I am still the one who gives you all the hope of longevity."

"I read your message, I disappointed you, I'm not dead, I'm sorry, everyone......"

"After three years, we finally meet again."

"This is also the first time I have come to the forbidden area of the primeval forest of Erlong Mountain after three years."

Every time Zhang Xiaoan comes to the primeval forest to collect medicine, he will record a video, go back and edit it and upload it to a short video platform.

He is not a professional short video blogger, and can even be said to be very amateurish.

Of course, this is just a hobby when he is bored.

The update is very Buddhist.

In five years, he has only released a dozen videos.

Relying on the exploration of the forbidden area, teaching people to survive and gain more than 20,000 iron fans, they are all a group of adventure enthusiasts.

With him stopped for three years.

Fans thought he was hanging.

often runs to his video comment area to leave a message.

also sees that his iron fans are quite filial, and he thinks that he will take the opportunity of this medicine collection to update a video for fans to report safety.

After all, when I was bored back then, it was this group of people who spent it with them on the Internet.

"I know a lot of people will ask me why I came to the Erlong Mountain Primeval Forest again."

"Don't worry, I won't tell you."

"But I still have to advise everyone, this forest is really dangerous, don't come here to explore lightly."

"Otherwise, you'll be like this guy next to me, and you'll sleep here forever."

Zhang Xiao'an spoke in a serious tone and pointed the camera at a position two meters away from him.

A dilapidated tent overgrown with weeds sits in a clearing.

Through the open curtain of the tent, a white skeleton long since decay could be seen lying inside.

Zhang Xiaoan stepped forward.

A bag of rags that had been badly deincated was found in the tent.

He rummaged through the rag bag and found an ID card and a mess of small expedition gear.

Zhang Xiaoan raised his mobile phone and pointed the camera at his ID card.

"The light is a little dark, but you can still read the words on it clearly, if there is anyone who knows this person in the comment area, tell the other party's family."

"The corpse has rotted into white bones, so I won't give you a close-up, so as not to be really sad to see by the family of the deceased."

After giving the corpse's ID card for half a minute of footage, Zhang Xiaoan got up and left.

"Let's move on and don't bother him."

……

Half an hour later.

After recording the video material of this issue, Zhang Xiaoan turned off the video.

After all, it's not professional, and when I go back, I will edit two high-energy shots, stir up the emotions of fans a little, and perfunctory them.

The main thing is to prove that you are still alive, and there is no need to take it too seriously.

Zhang Xiaoan continued to move forward.

He sniffed the aroma of the herbs and followed the scent to a grass.

After searching for a long time, he finally found the medicinal herb he was looking for in the grass.

It is a bright red flower that has never been found in the outside world.

"...... I've found you, so you can hide it, right? ”

Zhang Xiaoan scolded, picked the flowers and put them in his hands to look at them carefully.

There are six petals in total, each about the size of a thumb cap.

A skull can be faintly seen on the center of the flower on one side of the bottle cap.

That's right.

It's the ghost face incense you're looking for.

This flower is a medicinal herb bred from the remains of the gods, and it only grows in the depths of the primeval forest of Erlong Mountain.

And the land under Zhang Xiaoan's feet is the mass grave after a battle of the gods 10,000 years ago!

Tens of thousands of the remains of gods are buried underground!

And the remains of the gods have given birth to not only the rare treasure of ghost face incense, but also many rare medicinal materials that can bring people back to life.

The effect of ghost face incense can only be regarded as the lowest king among many medicinal materials.

However, as a kind of health medicine, the effect of ghost face incense can beat any health product on the market.

You only need to pluck a small petal and soak it in water to drink, and the effect can make a dying old man rejuvenate.

Cure all diseases.

This is especially true when it comes to improving brain awareness.

A petal is drunk, and the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within a hundred is reversed.

It's not a problem to memorize pi to the last four digits!

I found the herbs I needed.

Zhang Xiaoan didn't stay much in the primeval forest, and quickly flashed back to the car, then flattened the seat and began to lie down and edit the video.

Shortening the video to fifteen minutes, and after leaving a few high-energy clips, he uploaded the video.

Then I received a call from Fang Moxuan.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Zhang Xiaoan picked up the phone and asked with a big grin.

"I'll see if you're dead outside, you haven't even let out a fart all day, you haven't had a phone call, you're waiting for you to come back!" Fang Moxuan said fiercely on the phone.

"I was wrong, eldest sister, I forgot to call you, can you forgive me?"

"Huh......" Fang Moxuan wondered: "Why did you suddenly admit your mistake so quickly, why don't you continue to be poor?" ”

"Because I'm going to go back soon......"

"And~ Don't be cowardly, keep shouting, didn't you say that you want to wrestle with me when you come back, let me hug my waist first? Do you need to let your sister give you a hand? ”

"Tie yourself to a tree and let me beat me."

"Fuck off! Call Daddy! ”

"Mom's ......"

"Huh......" Fang Moxuan was puzzled again: "Let you call Dad, what are you calling my mother for?" What's wrong with you today? ”

"Mom, I want to drink grandma......"

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose ......"

There was a sudden goose laugh on the phone, and Zhang Xiaoan didn't know which heroine's laughter was so chic.

But soon Fang Moxuan gave him the answer.

"Zhang Xiaoan, you're going to die, right?! The old lady is turning on the amplification, Fei Fei is still by my side, can you have a door with that broken mouth?! ”

"Mom...... Mom...... I'm hungry mom...... I want to eat grandma......" Zhang Xiaoan didn't care, and called in a cordial voice.

"Goose Goose Goose Goose ......Goose T

Yuan Feifei's laughter was almost unstoppable.

Fang Moxuan was speechless: "Zhang Xiao'an, when you die, I will definitely donate your face to national research to make body armor!" ”

"Donate to the underwear factory to make milk. Sticker, I'm a man who likes to bring security to women. ”

"Goose Goose Goose Goose ......Goose T

"Eldest sister, hurry up and see your Feifei, she seems to have leaked electricity......"